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The Faction Sorter has examined your gaming habits your personality defects and the alarming contents of your miniature shelf You believed you were here to choose a Warhammer 40K faction How optimistic The Sorter has already reviewed the evidence and assigned you accordingly Space Marines are for the player presented with an infinite galaxy of aliens monsters and ancient machines who still chooses Human Knight With Sword Again The Imperial Guard or Astra Militarum are for those who enjoyed watching ants as children and later decided the ants required artillery tanks uniforms and casualty reports Aeldari or Eldar players possess impeccable taste deep artistic sensitivity and the remarkable ability to make everyone leave the room Necron players enjoy advanced technology property ownership ancient grudges and explaining that the battlefield legally belonged to them sixty million years before the game began Leagues of Votann players distrust authority maintain excellent records remember every insult and have already adjusted their chair for proper lumbar support Tyranid players have never remembered a character name and see your beloved heroes as unusually decorated biomass Ork players understand the truth that it is only a game and every failed plan becomes funnier if you shout loudly enough T’au Empire players have selected archer sniper turret or backline in every game they have ever played and continue calling fear of close combat tactical positioning Chaos players choose the villain and then deliver a twelve minute explanation about freedom trauma philosophy and why the villain was technically correct Drukhari or Dark Eldar players do not merely want to win they want to watch the precise moment their opponent realizes the game ended three turns ago Your faction has now been assigned There may be further examinations in the future assuming the Sorter remains willing to inspect the rest of you Use this Warhammer 40K inspired comedy music for painting miniatures building armies kitbashing tabletop gaming campaign nights choosing your first faction reading lore sorting your friends into armies or staring thoughtfully at an expanding pile of shame song offers a highly scientific and completely impartial personality test Warhammer 40000 is a vast funny creative and deeply enjoyable tabletop universe Whether you are completely new to Warhammer choosing a first army or already arguing about faction balance thisFan-made Warhammer 40K inspired music. Solar Void is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Games Workshop, Black Library, Warhammer, or any official Warhammer 40K property. Created by Solar Void. 🎧 STREAM ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5Xh7eRAkDuO1zGMBrNNz4G?si=SbkrNXT1S1CQezqLw2sOlQ 🔔 YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@SolarVoidSpotify (Fan-made. Not affiliated with Games Workshop.) Join the Warhammer Media Discord - For every creator and those who like to listen and watch. https://discord.gg/H9GRG82FAK PATREON https://www.patreon.com/cw/SolarVoid