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Come in, come in, mind the dog... Kettle's on. 🫖🎃 Hagrid never could keep a secret. By his fire he tells you everything he swore he wouldn't: the girl who reported his dragon, bowed to Buckbeak at midnight, and gave the boy a Skrewt in a ribbon (BOOM). She ain't cruel to him... she's teethin'. Part of the Harry × Draconia (fem!Draco) series: each song from one character's point of view. ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 Intro: mind the dog 0:12 Verse 1: first year 0:49 Verse 2: the pumpkin patch 1:24 "It hit me like a Bludger" 1:42 Chorus: I shouldn't have said that 2:01 Verse 3: the terrible advice 2:54 Chorus 2 3:13 Bridge: the loneliest I've had 3:51 Final chorus: the dance 4:30 Outro: he already knows 🎵 Song made in Suno · 🎨 Art made in Anima · 🎬 Animated in Remotion ✍️ Zandran × Alarix 💬 What's the worst advice Hagrid's ever given? 🦂🎁 Non-commercial fan work. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. #HarryPotter #Hagrid #Femdraco #HarryPotterAMV #Drarry 📜 Lyrics [Intro] Come in, come in, mind the dog... Kettle's on. Rock cake? ...No? Fair enough. [Verse 1] First year she went an' told on me an' me little baby dragon, Earned herself detention, nose up high an' feet a-draggin', Into the forest at midnight, she was white as winter frost, Clutchin' at the boy's sleeve, swearin' she weren't lost! Ever since, she's at him, every corridor an' class, Trippin' him an' mockin' him an' sneerin' as he'd pass, I'd scratch me beard an' wonder, "What's the poor lad done?" Didn't have a clue, me... not a clue, not one! [Verse 2] Third year, me Hippogriff was set to lose his head 'cause o' her, Then I found her in me pumpkin patch at midnight, cold an' blurred, Bowin' low an' whisperin' "Sorry" to the beast she'd got condemned... An' the proudest beast in Britain bowed right back to her, as friend! Then the boy came 'round the pumpkins, an' they both froze in the light, Neither said a word, just stood there... an' they stayed there half the night, An' I dropped me bleedin' teapot right on top o' me own toe... ...Course, I never saw that neither! Ye don't know! I don't know! [Pre-Chorus] Then it hit me like a Bludger, an' at last I understood, A baby dragon bites the one it loves, an' bites it good! Mine bit me every mornin', still I loved him to the bone, She ain't cruel to him, she's teethin'! Should've known, should've known! [Chorus] Oh, I shouldn't have said that! I should NOT have said that! Ye didn't hear it from me, now, I'm keepin' it under me hat! Two kids down by the lake at midnight sharin' one invisible cloak... Blimey. I shouldn't have said that. Pretend I never spoke! [Verse 3] She came knockin' at me door, her chin up to the sky, "Hypothetically... if someone fancied someone... how'd they try?" Well, I'm an expert, ain't I? So I told her plain an' straight, "Give him somethin' with some teeth! A creature makes a date!" So she wrapped a Skrewt in ribbon, BOOM! It blew up in the Hall, Took his eyebrows clean right off an' half the Gryffindor wall! So I said, "Just speak yer heart, lass, plain an' honest, like I do!" She marched right up an' told him, "I can't STAND the sight of you!" Then she bolted red as rubies, hid behind a suit of mail... Teethin' again! Blimey... all me best advice'll fail! [Pre-Chorus] But he came runnin' down the hill an' grinnin' ear to ear, "She said she can't stand me, Hagrid! ...That's the nicest thing all year!" [Chorus] Oh, I shouldn't have said that! I should NOT have said that! He sneaks out on a Thursday, she comes Tuesday, an' that's that! They think the forest hides 'em, but the centaurs talk an' so do I... Blimey. I shouldn't have said that. Forget it. Say goodbye! [Bridge] They called me mum a monster, called me half of what a man should be, Snapped me wand when I was just a boy, an' no one stood for me, So when the whole world's decided that a girl was born for bad... I know that feelin', little one. It's the loneliest I've had. Her father'd skin us both alive, an' it won't be smooth or slow, But I raised a dragon from a teacup... I've seen stranger things grow... [Final Chorus] Oh, I SHOULDN'T have said that... but I'm GLAD that I said that! Let the whole school hear it, let 'em write it in the paper flat! That boy loves that girl, an' she loves him, plain as moonlight on the lake, An' anyone who's got a problem, they can come an' have a cake! Oh, I'm glad that I said that! I'm so GLAD that I said that! Raise yer mugs to the lion an' the snake, an' throw in yer hat! Ye can call me big an' clumsy, call me loud an' call me slow, But I know a family when I see one... an' now everybody knows! [Outro] ...Don't tell the Headmaster I told yeh. ...Oh. He already knows? Course he does.