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Two houses. One Sonorus charm. Zero chill. ποΈπ¦π Gryffindor vs Slytherin, and the commentary box is a war zone: Ron Weasley in scarlet, Pansy Parkinson in green, both "totally unbiased" π. Meanwhile, up in the air, the two Seekers seem to have forgotten all about the Snitch... Harry's reaching for the Snitch, or is he reaching for her hand? ππ From the Harry Γ Draconia (fem!Draco, Malfoid) series: each song from one character's point of view. This time, it's the two worst commentators at Hogwarts. β±οΈ Chapters 0:00 Live from the Quidditch pitch 0:26 Verse 1: Ron's very fair commentary 0:53 Verse 2: Pansy's very fair commentary 1:19 Pre-chorus: Professor, she's biased! 1:26 Chorus: In the commentary box 1:44 Instant replay 1:57 Verse 3: Meanwhile, in the air... 2:21 SIGNAL LOST π΅ Song made in Suno Β· π¨ Art made in Anima Β· π¬ Animated in Remotion βοΈ Zandran Γ Alarix π¬ Whose commentary wins: Ron's or Pansy's? And what's the final score? Wrong answers only. π Non-commercial fan work. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. #HarryPotter #RonWeasley #PansyParkinson #Femdraco #HarryPotterAMV π Lyrics [Intro] Both: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go! Ron: (Testing... is this thing on?) Pansy: (Unfortunately.) Pansy: (Unfortunately.) Pansy: (Unfortunately.) [Verse 1] Ron: Good afternoon, it's red and gold, the pitch is looking clean Ron: Got the finest flying squad this school has ever seen Ron: And over there in green, a bunch of snakes on borrowed brooms Ron: Daddy bought the fancy Nimbus, couldn't buy a bit of room Ron: Our keeper's in the hoops, yeah he's handsome, I'm biased Ron: Their beaters swing so slow I think they're working on their silence Ron: Chaser down the middle, ten points, write it on the board Ron: Sorry, did you say something? I was busy keeping score [Verse 2] Pansy: Oh, the ginger's got a microphone, how lovely, how brave Pansy: Reading off his little notes like a speech his mother gave Pansy: Let me give you all the facts since he's allergic to the truth Pansy: Our brooms cost more than his house and his entire youth Pansy: Green and silver flying like we own the sky above Pansy: Your keeper's leaking Quaffles like a sieve that's fallen in love Pansy: Ten points back, then twenty more, the board is turning green Pansy: Please don't cry on the microphone, you're ruining the screen [Pre-Chorus] Ron: Professor, she's biased! Pansy: Professor, he's loud! Ron: Nobody asked her! Pansy: Then why is he so proud? [Chorus] Both: In the commentary box, we're at each other's throats Both: Two houses, one microphone, and nobody's taking notes Both: Red against green, it's a war up in the sky Both: In the commentary box, and neither one is gonna lie Both: (Who's got the mic? I've got the mic!) Both: In the commentary box tonight! [Verse 3] Ron: Hold up, Seekers in a dive, our boy is going low Pansy: And my girl is right beside him, wait, why is she going slow? Ron: He's reaching for the Snitch! Pansy: Or is he reaching for her hand? Ron: That's a tactical manoeuvre! Pansy: That is NOT in any plan! Ron: They're circling the goalposts like a waltz up in the air Pansy: She just fixed his collar mid-flight, do they even care? Ron: Someone check the rulebook, isβ