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Fred and George Weasley have been running a betting book on the lion and the serpent all along, and the odds are shortening fast. A Harry Potter fan song told from the twins' point of view: the bouncing ferret, a hex on Tuesday and a sonnet on Wednesday, a love potion poured down the drain, the tower at midnight… and a fair warning: hurt him once, love, and the fireworks get real. 0:00 Place your bets! 0:21 Verse 1 – the ferret flashback 0:35 Pre-chorus – lingering by the library 0:49 Chorus 1:17 Verse 2 – the pink stuff 1:33 Pre-chorus – the map and the tower 1:46 Chorus 2 2:13 Bridge – jokes aside 2:42 The evidence 2:55 Final chorus 3:25 Odds are closed – Mischief managed LYRICS Right then, ladies and gentlemen, witches and warlocks, step right up! Place your bets! Fourth year, a teacher turned her small and white, A ferret bouncing on the flagstones, finest show in sight, And the boy with a scar was laughing till he cried, Funny how he's quiet now she's standing at his side. She spits his surname like a curse, He rolls his eyes and makes it worse, Then lingers by the library door, Mate, what's he lingering for? Put a galleon on it, put a galleon on it! The lion and the serpent, we got odds and we're on it! Ten to one by Christmas, twenty if it's spring, Our little brother's fuming 'cause he's lost on everything! Put a galleon on it, put a galleon on it! She hexed him on a Tuesday, Wednesday wrote a sonnet, Write it in the ledger, seal it with a kiss, Nobody bets against the twins on a thing like this! She snuck into our shop with her hood pulled low, Asked about the pink stuff on the shelf in the back row, Bought our strongest bottle, paid it all in gold, Then tipped it down the drain — she wanted something real, not sold. We gave the boy a map that never lies, Two little footprints, side by side, Midnight in the tower, what a sight— We solemnly swear we saw it right! (Chorus) Alright, jokes aside, just for one bar— We know exactly who you are, Your father's name stops at our front door, Mum's knitting you a jumper — green, what else is it for? If he's happy, then we're happy, that's the deal... But hurt him once, love — and the fireworks get real. Put a galleon on it, put a galleon on it! The lion and the serpent, we've got odds and we're on it! We called it in the summer, we called it in the snow, Our sister paid us twice and our brother paid us slow! Put a galleon on it, put a galleon on it! She hexed him on a Tuesday, Wednesday wrote a sonnet, Write it in the ledger, seal it with a kiss, Nobody — NOBODY — bets against the twins on a thing like this! Odds are closed! Payout goes to the Chosen One— Literally chosen. Mischief— managed. CREDITS Music made with Suno V6 · Art made with Anima · Lyrics, editing & everything else by Zandran Fan-made, non-commercial. Harry Potter characters and world belong to J.K. Rowling / Warner Bros. No copyright infringement intended. #HarryPotter #Drarry #FredAndGeorge #WeasleyTwins #FemDraco #HarryPotterSong #AIMusic #Suno