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Subject: the boy with the specs. Threat level... pending. 🐍📁 She stands by the door. She doesn't say a lot. She has a notebook, a Beater's bat, and a contingency plan for anyone who breaks her queen's heart. 🎵 Music: Suno V6 🎨 Art: Anima ✍️ Lyrics & edit: Zandran × Alarix ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 Case File 0:15 Verse 1: Surveillance 0:31 Some Girls Talk. I Don't. 0:42 Chorus: Threat Assessment 1:08 Verse 2: The List 1:29 Contingency Plan 1:53 Chorus 2:17 Bridge: Like She Laughed as a Girl 2:41 Final Chorus: The Verdict 3:13 Threat Level 📜 Lyrics [Intro] Subject: the boy with the specs. Threat level... pending. [Verse 1] I stand by the door and I don't say a lot I clock every face and whatever they've got Messy black hair and a famous face You looked at her twice. I've opened a case. I've tracked every step from the hall to the stair I know where you sit and I know when you're there. [Pre-Chorus] Some girls talk. I don't. Some girls trust. I won't. Some girls blink. Not me. I see all I need to see. [Chorus] This is a threat assessment Every step, every word, every glance Threat assessment And you don't get a second chance I'm not angry, this is just my face Stay in your lane, and stay in your place. [Verse 2] I keep a list of who has made her cry Seven names, six gone, so don't ask me why Yours sits on top in the darkest ink You'd better be worth it, more than you think I play Beater and I aim for the head Never missed once. ...That's all that I said. [Spoken] Contingency plan. In case you break her heart. Step one: your broom gets a crack down the side Step two: every Bludger has you as its guide Step three: your owl takes the long way round Step four: your trunk is never found Step five: I don't shout and I don't make a scene I just stand where you are. And you know what I mean. Step six... There is no step six. You won't need one. [Chorus] This is a threat assessment Every step, every word, every glance Threat assessment And you don't get a second chance I'm not angry, this is just my face Stay in your lane, and stay in your place. [Bridge] But I saw her laugh like she laughed as a girl Before the cold halls of her father's world She doesn't flinch when you reach for her hand And I'm not soft. ...Understand? You carried her bag up the tower stairs That's my job. ...Fine. We'll share. [Final Chorus] This is a threat assessment And the verdict's in, I've seen enough Threat assessment You can stay, so don't call my bluff I'll never tell you that you passed But I'll guard your back until the last And if she cries because of you You know exactly what I'll do. [Outro] Threat level: low. Keep it that way. ...Don't tell her I said that. Fan-made. Harry Potter belongs to its rights holders; this is a non-commercial fan tribute. #HarryPotter #Drarry #Malfoid #femdraco #Hogwarts