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Darling. DARLING. Sit down. I need to tell you something and I need you to stay calm, because I am perfectly calm. 🐍 My queen. Six years of ruling the dungeons together. And she has thrown it all away for a boy who tapes his glasses together. 💅 I'm not jealous. I'm concerned. There's a difference, and it's called taste. "Of All the Boys in Hogwarts" is the next chapter of the Harry & Malfoid story, told by Pansy Parkinson: the queen's best friend finds out who her queen is seeing, and her composure drops one percent at a time. Malfoid = a female Draco Malfoy (genderswap AU). ⏱️ CHAPTERS 0:00 "You're seeing... WHO?" 0:09 Six whole years by your side 0:28 Jealous? ME?! 0:39 Honestly, what have you done? 1:05 A twig, a weed and a red-and-gold scarf 1:26 Happy? HER?! 1:37 I'm gonna need a lie-down 2:02 Totally fine (100%) 2:21 NO! Have you SEEN his HAIR?! 2:27 Fine, you win (composure: 0%) 3:00 ...next to the bread. 🎬 CREDITS 🎵 Music: made with Suno V6 🎨 Art: made with Anima ✍️ Lyrics, concept, direction & video editing: Zandran 📝 LYRICS [Intro] Sorry. Say that again. You're seeing... WHO? [Verse 1] Six whole years, I was right by your side Queen of the dungeons, the snakes' pride We ruled that table, we owned that hall Now you're waving at the lions? Have you lost it all? You used to laugh when he tripped on a stair Now you're asking if he's "hurt"? Who even cares! [Pre-Chorus] The girls in our dorm say I'm jealous, "let her be" (Jealous? ME?!) Jealous of a boy with glasses taped together? Please! [Chorus] Honestly, what have you done? You've fallen for the specky little hero, out of everyone! Six years of sneering in the hall, now it's sighing at the door? I'm gonna need a lie-down, darling, I can't take it anymore UGH! NO! HONESTLY! (HONESTLY!) My queen has lost her head Of all the boys in all the castle you picked a Gryffindor instead! [Verse 2] You skipped our gossip night, said you "had to read" Came back at midnight with a twig and a weed Red and gold scarf hidden under your bed With YOUR complexion? Darling, wear the green instead! Who's gonna sneer with me at the lions now? Who's gonna roll their eyes on cue? Not you, somehow! [Pre-Chorus 2] The whole common room says "she's happy, let her go" (Happy? HER?!) She's smiling at a Gryffindor! That's the end of the show! [Chorus 2] Ugh, honestly, what have you done? You've fallen for the specky little hero, out of everyone! Six years of sneering in the hall, now it's sighing at the door? I'm gonna need a lie-down, darling, I can't take it anymore Honestly! My queen has lost her head Of all the boys in all the castle you picked a Gryffindor instead! [Bridge] But I saw you laughing proper, not the smirk you wear for show Like the ice inside your family name had finally let go And he looked at you like silver was the finest thing he'd seen So maybe... maybe... just a little... He deserves my queen NO! Have you SEEN his HAIR?! [Final Chorus] Ugh, honestly, fine, you win I'll learn to nod at lions through a very tiny grin But if he breaks your heart even once, I swear on Slytherin green I'll feed the acid-quill reporter every scandal that I've seen! Honestly! My queen has lost her head Of all the boys in all the castle you picked a Gryffindor... INSTEAD! [Outro] ...and he is NOT sitting at our table. ...Fine. The far end. Next to the bread. ⚠️ DISCLAIMER This is a non-commercial fan-made parody. Harry Potter and all related characters and names belong to J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. This video is not affiliated with or endorsed by them. 👍 If Pansy's composure meter hit 0% for you too, leave a like, comment your house 🐍🦁🦅🦡 and subscribe for more of the Malfoid series. #PansyParkinson #Malfoid #Slytherin #HarryPotter #AIMusic