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Top 10 Arsenal cartoons. Arsenal FA Cup score. We're one n up. One n up. One n up and go outside. >> I don't give a [ __ ] Screw you Chelsea. M for tractor was immense. Was immense. Was immense. He's played less than Wilshire but he busted for defense. Screw you, Chelsea. Moses is a diving cheat. >> Diving cheat. >> Diving cheat. >> But he gets away with this every week. >> Screw you, Chelsea. >> Your miss. [groaning] [screaming] >> Yes. You're French and hen. French and hench. French and hench. What a sexy pass. Oh, it's gone quiet on your bench. Screw you, Chelsea. Chelsea fans can suck my balls. Suck my balls. Suck my balls. My seven cup and be the greatest of all time. Screw you, Chelsea. And you too, JT. [laughter] And you too. And shame on you. New deal for me. >> It's the North London job. >> Oh, thank God. >> Get off, Alexis. Save your diving for the plane. S O L 3. >> It's about to go down >> now. Why is declare? [music] >> I'm not messing around. Wow, what a ding around like a little girl. >> Excuse me, Nisma. >> Such mania has been for while I'm still standing. You shall not pass. >> Ages can't be unfortunate [music] phrasing. Meltdown avoided great diving. No sign as it was running for the first time [music] this year. North London is red since we moved all of the river calling today. You will pack from now on I'll call you the English calling Delhi average [music] today. Based on that, MK Dons wouldn't give you a game. A vener calling. Well done. Oh, your praise has caught me completely [music] off guard. Most managers just insult me. Venger calling. Well played, Mike Dean. Thanks. It helped to have a 12th man on our team. Venger calling. I'll see you in Jan. Well done for getting dropped. It's all gone to plan. Fer calling. My alien of the match. Now copy [music] your boss and sign a 2-year contract. >> Never. >> Damn you. >> Marata is through. >> Yes, sir. >> In the last minute of the match. >> Yes sir. >> With a score at 22. >> Yes. Morata to win it. Saved. [screaming] >> And it's all over. >> Morata. Oh, hey. I laughed my ass off at Morata. Hey, >> reminded me of marijuana. [music] Not the drug. Let's laugh our ass off at Mora. >> Then West and Friday came through in the 13th minute. Why? Why not lean through? He tried to chop in it high and wide. >> Why not just bring him just like you should pin that jacket? Hey, looks like open bug. >> Unlike Jack, I'm [music] about to see a red. I told you he's [ __ ] >> He knew it when we met him. And so I said, "Forget him." >> I told you he's [ __ ] >> Why did you have to sell him? >> At the door, just like you. Hey, I laughed my ass off at Morata. Hey, reminded me of Marana. Shmack, not the drug. Let's laugh ass off at Morata. >> Even worse than Freddy Morata. >> He's [music] just a [ __ ] moala. [laughter] >> Ason, will you leave? Arson, will you sign the contract? Humiliated in Champions League, beaten by West Brom. Time to go, Arson. >> Arson, did you see the planes? >> Arson, did you see the fans protest? Arson, did you see Arson has no fans TV? They say I'm foolish. They say I'm blind. For fans are just clueless. Want me to resign? I could say screw them and I could just sign cuz I'm awen after all. I'm a vener after all. Oh, don't put the blame on me. Don't put the blame on me. Oh, I look on social media. What do I see? Some other quits on AFV. They want me to leave, but I fam. I fa blood after all. Don't put your blame on me. And FYI, we're not family. Fam, idiot. >> Some people think I'm the problem. They want me out of the club. Some think I can't win the I don't give a [ __ ] I must unfer after all. Don't put the blame on me. [singing] I put it on Alexi. What? You want my opinion? You know I won't lie. Some coolers are tards just looking for sky. I'm a venger after all. I'm a fa #respect. Oh, don't put the blame on me. Blame this RPG. Some people think I'm the problem. They want me out of their clothes. Some think I can't win the I don't give a I must unfold. [music] Don't put the blame on me. [singing] Put it on a leg. I'm only a human. I make mistakes. My ship's stuck again. Oh, for sake. Don't put the blame on me. Blame for kit company. [singing] Hey, >> I am for profit, not [music] deb. I will not spend to finish higher. I mustn't v after all. I'm arson wenger after all. Don't put the blame on me. Don't put the blame on me. I'm only arson. I do what I can. That's why the board think I'm the right man. So don't blame this on me. I'm here till 2019. Squat fam. Suck on that blood. You get me? You get me, fam. You get me blood. Oh, no. Like the FA Cup. Screw you, Chelsea. Gary Kah broke my nose. Broke your nose. Broke my nose. Gary Kah broke his nose. Damn you, Gary. Moes was a diving cheat. Diving cheat. Having treat not today revenge is sweet Chelsea. >> Hola, my name is Pedro. This is the story of how I won the community shield for Chelsea. I play for Chelsea and for [music] Spain and Pedro is my name. P E D O P E D R O >> Nice M. >> Take that red card. S O G O. >> Oh well, we're still going to win. Cola cola. It's gone to penalties. Watch this. The goalie is up for the second penalty kick. Let's hope he doesn't think it's a goal kick. Oh. Morata, Morata, Morata. I love our BBR. This is it. If GQ scores, Arsenal win. >> Good grief. Even his heartbeat is slow. 18 in. Arsenal win the community shield. Six is seven. >> Roman you and a sign of someone. >> No. No. We're spending zero. [music] >> Roll up. Roll up. The circus is in town. >> Is Chelsea versus Arsenal. >> Starring the checker brothers rebooted. Heat. Heat. Heat. [cheering] Heat. Heat. Heat. >> [music] [music] >> Heat. Hey. Hey. Hey. Heat up here. >> [music] [music] >> The movie adaptation of Manchester City versus Arsenal, starring Pennywise the CL David Louise the clown sh it chapter 873 my predecessors think this club is cursed it's great to be back >> and that all the bad things that happen at this slope are because of one thing >> it's great to be back. >> Not Arsenal fan TV. Some evil thing here. Take it. >> De Bruyne passes it. Oh, but that's easy for David Luiz to clear wide. Sterling scores. Raheem's first goal in 2020. >> See, we're cursed. If we stick together, we win. What? No. >> Turn it off. >> If we stick together, we win. >> No, you won't. [groaning and screaming] >> Here comes Mahrez. Foul. [screaming] Penalty. The clouds off. Kevin De Bruyne makes it two. >> We don't normally score penalties. See, we're cursed. >> At least it's only two noden scores. Three nil. >> I know how I solve this. I am not afraid. I am not afraid. >> We are not afraid. We are not afraid >> here. Take it. >> Sh it. Starring David Louise the clown. Out June 30th. >> Well, that's the plan. [music] Rice for Arsenal. [music] Yo, AFC, let's kick it. [music] Rice rice, baby. Rice, rice, baby. >> All right, stop sending listen back with a team reinvention. I'm a modern day Galdi. I've been shaki. [music] Does he ever stop? No. >> He said no. Turn off the lights. When you go in my ex team, my boss me feel like a vandal. >> I'm filthy witch. Can I have a handle? >> Dance to our tears. >> We're going to win the le. >> Have you been eating mushrooms? [music] Noisy. Shout out for selling me. That fee is practically a felony. Love it. Then leave it. It's a West. >> This menu so dry. [music] It's a rice buffet. Wherever there's a ball. Yo, I'll tackle it. Go style boy. Then I'll pass it. Rice. Rice [music] baby. Rice. Rice baby. baby. >> Come on, Kai. I'm about to get married. >> Drink [music] baby. >> There's no Patrick Vier. [music] >> Baby, can you please blow my bubbles? >> Replacement rice, baby. >> For a measly 105 million. You've grabbed yourself a bargain, Moisy. >> And all right, coming. Don't even think about keeping that piece of [ __ ] short on. >> 105 million for Techlan Rice. [ __ ] James Milner. He's just a [ __ ] James Milner. >> 105 million for a mid player. Has Mikuel Artetta lost his mind? No mid player on earth is worth that amount of money. >> Didn't Chelsea pay that for Enzo Fernandez? >> No, we did not. It was the Saudi pro league who funded that transfer. Thank you very much. Declan Rice turned on Bayern Munich for Arsenal. He'll regret that later this season when we demolish them 5-1 is a Champions League. It's football heritage. >> Oh, they got me for that. >> No, they couldn't. Oh, [ __ ] off. Arsenal when the FA Cup begin somebody break your heart. If you are an angel live the FA Cup I'm anal fan and I don't give too. Yes, we run that. If they could, [music] if they could, if they let's recap you up clean [music] slow motion falling before world's best goalie, but not a chance to keep the ball out 100k per >> another penalty. Captain America flight and dive over the zoom. Oh, not on your life. >> Every [screaming] time. Oops. Somebody break your heart. Baby, >> I'm fun and I don't give too. Yeah, [music] we won that that you Chelsea. >> Yeah, we won that. >> Arsenal 5, Man City won. Man City get humbled again. Beach stay humble. One down, [ __ ] Stay [music] humble. One down. What? [ __ ] you're humble, little [ __ ] Sit down. Stay humble. [music] You got speed like speeding royal rumble. Hop on town, [ __ ] Stay humble. Hey, sit [music] down. Get that boot. Stay humble. >> [ __ ] stay humble. Hey, don't [ __ ] Sit down. Hey, today we totally smash [music] you like your own as your estate. Where you in disguise? Oh, even we beat city night with those bright red lips and with that [music] girly long blonde hair, too. You got smashed so many times. It was like watching Bonnie Blue. This photo [music] just went viral. You will get dumped out by >> Hey, my Arsenal boys are going to win the Premier League [music] this time. Hey, tomorrow's deadline day and I'm looking for a nine. No [ __ ] you fumble. One down, [ __ ] Stay humble to run down. What? [ __ ] you're humble, little [ __ ] Sit down. Stay humble. You played like [music] Mr. Dumble on town, [ __ ] Stay humble. Hey, sit down. Get my [music] boot. Stay humble. >> Down, >> stay humble. Harland, sit down. So, Miles, how are you feeling? [laughter] [laughter] Leandro, did you enjoy that? >> That was incredible. Are you watching Liverpool? Are you watching Liverpool? Gabrielle celebrating in my face at 1 nil. That young clown copying my celebration at the age of 18. Gabrielle pulling my shots and asking me to [music] pick up his boot. This is literally what I meant by stay humble. Uh, didn't you throw a ball at Gabrielle's head last time? Yes. And didn't you ask Louisis Skellyy? Who the are you? Yes. What's your point? >> Stay humble, eh? Dick North London forever. >> Let it go, Ollie. Good evening. It's not happening.