Noobus Humanus

Currently Playing: I Made My Girlfriend Play Dark Souls 3

I made my girlfriend play Dark Souls 3. *This is a reupload from the Monty Zander channel - separating the Noobus Humanus videos so the algorithm doesn't swallow them up!* The original video was created 23rd September 2021. BLUESKY https://bsky.app/profile/montyzander.bsky.social PATREON https://www.patreon.com/montyzander TIMESTAMPS 1) 00:00:00 - Introduction & Rules 2) 00:02:55 - Gunning for Gundyr 3) 00:14:15 - "Where Do I Go?" 4) 00:18:27 - The Big Huff and Puff 5) 00:27:50 - The Waiting Game 6) 00:33:53 - "I Did it for the Views" I love Dark Souls 3. Not as much as Bloodborne, not as much as Dark Souls 1, but Lothric’s oppressive atmosphere, skulking enemies, and sheer refinement of the Souls formula makes for satisfying, and expressive gameplay every time you boot it up. Its setting, and how it uses the world-building of previous games to strengthen its theme of cycles absolutely blew my mind, and I’m willing to bet I’m not alone. So, with all this in mind… let’s put this opening to the test. Let’s force a noob, a non-gamer, namely my girlfriend, to sit down and try to tackle Dark Souls 3’s first section, to see if we can answer one question. Noobus Humanus 4: Can my girlfriend make it past Vordt of the Boreal Valley… in Dark Souls 3? MUSIC 1) Lewis's Theme - What Remains of Edith Finch 2) Lewis's Sailing - What Remains of Edith Finch 3) Sims 4 - Building Theme 4) Sims 4 - Main Theme 5) Sims 4 - Character Creation Theme I MADE MY WIFE PLAY HADES 2 https://youtu.be/3yPw7C2yKSA I MADE MY WIFE PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT https://youtu.be/3eLVtyJLmEU I MADE MY WIFE PLAY ASTRO BOT https://youtu.be/vaK_2wp4y4g I MADE MY WIFE PLAY LIES OF P https://youtu.be/4CNu0O1VdYQ I MADE MY WIFE PLAY BALDUR'S GATE 3 https://youtu.be/Cu8JLDHr8xc I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY OUTER WILDS https://youtu.be/dri_uaGNq0c I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY HADES https://youtu.be/y_p9BIVh6BU I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY HITMAN https://youtu.be/CLbIVnUZNOk I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY RESIDENT EVIL https://youtu.be/aUyP9tGWer4 I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT https://youtu.be/KvOyfb1ba08 I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY APEX LEGENDS https://youtu.be/Qo_1dTy9P6w I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY ELDEN RING https://youtu.be/R3eV2RvhcEY I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DEMON'S SOULS https://youtu.be/fIeHSLdbw_Y I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DARK SOULS 2 https://youtu.be/FPKgPyHkrIQ I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DARK SOULS 3 https://youtu.be/d_Qkdh43ON8 I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY SEKIRO https://youtu.be/znLGbJ1Wzjo I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY BLOODBORNE https://youtu.be/64HKxzqPfeQ I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DARK SOULS https://youtu.be/eJJDjXlsDrE