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I made my wife play Baldur's Gate 3. She didn’t have any of it spoiled for her before I sat her down, stuck a controller in her hands and asked her to give it a go. It went surprisingly. Upgrade your brain with Brilliant's 30-day free trial (and the first 200 people get 20% off an annual plan with this link! - https://brilliant.org/montyzander *This is a reupload from the Monty Zander channel - separating the Noobus Humanus videos so the algorithm doesn't swallow them up!* The original video was created 27th February 2024. BLUESKY https://bsky.app/profile/montyzander.bsky.social PATREON https://www.patreon.com/montyzander TIMESTAMPS 0:00:00 - Introduction and Rules 0:02:40 - Chapter 1: Meet Snow Black 0:17:50 - Chapter 2: Ray of Sunshine 0:28:58 - Chapter 3: Ginger Hitler and the Horny Boar 0:53:01 - Chapter 4: The Great Reset 01:09:23 - Chapter 5: Operation Halsin 01:20:32 - Chapter 6: Glitches and Goblins FOOTAGE/REFERENCES 1) Gameplay Hotspot - Fastest Way to Kill Dror Ragzlin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmqpFgTctwA 2) Gamerpillar - How to Kill Priestess Gut Easily Without Fighting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm9iSqXwS24&t=141s MUSIC (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE) Introduction 1) Piano Miguel - Baba O'Reilly (Instrumental Cover): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkVrfMJlylg Chapter 1 1) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - Bard Dance 2) Guitar Logic - Some Day My Prince Will Come (Cover): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl5Snhg63cQ 3) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - Weeping Dawn (City Version) 4) Final Fantasy XVI OST - Battle Theme 5) Final Fantasy XVI OST - The Hideaway 6) Final Fantasy VI OST - Battle Theme 7) Guesthouse - Got It Like That Chapter 2 1) Final Fantasy XVI OST - Our Terms 2) Final Fantasy VII OST - Let the Battles Begin 3) Final Fantasy VIII OST - Battle Theme 4) Final Fantasy XIV OST - Dance of the Fireflies Chapter 3 1) Final Fantasy XVI OST - Good Bones 2) Final Fantasy XIV OST - Idyllshire Homestead 3) Final Fantasy IX OST - Battle Theme 4) Final Fantasy XIV OST - Nobility Obliges 5) Final Fantasy Tactics Advance OST - Prison 6) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - Endless Spring 7) Guesthouse - Get Wild Chapter 4 1) Peter Lynch Music - Teddy Bears' Picnic for Flute Choir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcQsrmLEyDM 2) Final Fantasy 1 OST - Battle Theme 3) Final Fantasy XVI - The Founders Footsteps 4) Final Fantasy XIII - Battle Theme 5) Henry Hall and His Orchestra - The Teddy Bears Picnic (1932) 6) Bad Manners - Teddy Bears Picnic 7) Final Fantasy XIV OST - Sultana Dreaming Chapter 5 1) Jok Lok - Your Turn To Roll (Instrumental Acoustic Cover): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMuheiRMQR0 2) Runescape OST - Goblin Game 3) Final Fantasy XV - Stand Your Ground 4) Gypsy Jazz - Everybody Wants to Be a Cat (Hot Club Du Nax): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CIRl-huv6k 5) Guesthouse - Just the Way You Like It Chapter 6 1) Final Fantasy XV OST - Lestallum Outskirts Theme 2) Final Fantasy IV DS OST - Battle Theme 3) Guesthouse - Anything You Want (No Lead Vocals) 4) Guesthouse - Turn It Up 5) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - Down By The River (Instrumental) 6) Final Fantasy VII Rebirth - Battle Theme 7) Baldur's Gate 3 OST - The Power (Orchestral) Outro Guesthouse - Lose Control I MADE MY WIFE PLAY SILKSONG https://youtu.be/zGq_TAw45qs I MADE MY WIFE PLAY HADES 2 https://youtu.be/3yPw7C2yKSA I MADE MY WIFE PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT https://youtu.be/3eLVtyJLmEU I MADE MY WIFE PLAY ASTRO BOT https://youtu.be/vaK_2wp4y4g I MADE MY WIFE PLAY LIES OF P https://youtu.be/4CNu0O1VdYQ I MADE MY WIFE PLAY BALDUR'S GATE 3 https://youtu.be/Cu8JLDHr8xc I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY OUTER WILDS https://youtu.be/dri_uaGNq0c I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY HADES https://youtu.be/y_p9BIVh6BU I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY HITMAN https://youtu.be/CLbIVnUZNOk I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY RESIDENT EVIL https://youtu.be/aUyP9tGWer4 I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT https://youtu.be/KvOyfb1ba08 I MADE MY FIANCEE PLAY APEX LEGENDS https://youtu.be/Qo_1dTy9P6w I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY ELDEN RING https://youtu.be/R3eV2RvhcEY I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DEMON'S SOULS https://youtu.be/fIeHSLdbw_Y I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DARK SOULS 2 https://youtu.be/FPKgPyHkrIQ I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DARK SOULS 3 https://youtu.be/d_Qkdh43ON8 I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY SEKIRO https://youtu.be/znLGbJ1Wzjo I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY BLOODBORNE https://youtu.be/64HKxzqPfeQ I MADE MY GIRLFRIEND PLAY DARK SOULS https://youtu.be/eJJDjXlsDrE