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In the 11th hour of the Battle of King’s Landing, Qyburn hamfistedly lives up to his conjurer character potential, when he uses dark necromancy to transport a rampaging Daenerys through a magic portal, and into the 21st century Earth realm; inadvertently resurrecting Viserion and Rhaegal in the process, and randomly bestowing Daenerys with a new super girly dragon-magic ability - The power to change her clothes and hairstyle at will. But hey, at least she’s not cramping Cersei’s style anymore, that’s still a massive Qyburn win. Years later, Daenerys Bloodborn, Queen of the Ashes, Burner of Innocents, Breaker of Bell Towers, Khaleesi of the Scorched Grass Sea, etc, etc, etc; has delivered a dragon-induced apocalypse upon the Earth. Permanently enraged with bloodlust after being unceremoniously dumped by her uber-popular lover/nephew ages ago, and perpetually distraught by the loss of her favourite indentured servant (NOT slave), Messed-undies; Daenerys scours the wasteland in search of anything that remotely resembles a castle. Obsessed with seizing her throne, any throne, and liberating the oppressed masses from their bondage. Naturally this means she obliterates everything she sees, and murders absolutely everyone in the most excruciating manner possible. Brutal half-wit and self-appointed Supreme Emperor of the Burnt Earth (for life) - ‘Lorde Quail’ - runs a dysfunctional phosphate mining operation out of an abandoned brick factory. Which predictably, an irrational Daenerys mistakes for a castle. Lorde Quail should've anticipated this, but unfortunately, like almost everybody else around here, he’s incredibly thick. Daenerys comes for everyone eventually, but she’s in the habit of burning all the smart people first. You can claim it’s advice, but she just calls it lip. Despite being ultimately responsible for their predicament, Daenerys is also highly irritated by Lorde Quail’s use of a child slave-labour force; comprised mostly of innocent fire-orphans, but including one strangely familiar vicious little idiot….. who like another mine resident we encounter, seems to have also come through the portal from Westeros, after being inadvertently resurrected by Qyburn’s unpredictable necromancy. A desperate Lorde Quail, terrified of being roasted, and incapable of strategic thought, hires a company of crazed mercenaries called ‘the Dragon Chasers’; a psychotic bunch of meth-addled, PTSD-suffering former US marines, reinforced with a smattering of escaped death-row inmates, and led by a suicidal convicted war criminal called ‘Van Shank’. A man ill-equipped for what lies ahead in more ways than one - but most obvious, is his woefully ineffective Valyrian Steel axe. What is that even for? Mad Queen Daenerys, who likes to convince herself and anyone within earshot that she’s all reasonable and shit, organises a phony peace summit with Lorde Quail……..which she of course sabotages immediately. We watch on in confusion, as the last surviving dregs of exploitative, post-industrial humanity, take on the most murderous tyrant that Westeros, or Earth, has ever seen….. Will Daenerys “liberate” all the slaves? Will Lorde Quail’s impressive hoard of narcotics, allow the Dragon Chasers to hold it together long enough to defeat Daenerys? Is it possible to be emotionally invested in a story where almost everyone is a deplorable c*nt? And hey guy, video was ok, but didn’t Daenery’s father die a long time ago in Westeros? You’ll have to watch right until the end to (maybe) find out!! ------VOTE on content + other perks------ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mediazealot YouTube membership: https://www.youtube.com/mediazealot/join -------Media Zealot Merch------- teespring.com/stores/mediazealot