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Currently Playing: The Electro Light Show

Cosplayer and hardcore parkour enthusiast, “Peaker” Parker, is the promptest dial-a-dealer in town. But after a messy fourth break-up with his on again/off again side-chick Gwendy, Peaker doses with his latest dark web find- ‘spider drop’- and subsequently sleeps-in during a failed lucid dream attempt. Now he’s late to peddle his new merchandise at the rave across town!! Peaker hurries to meet his best customer, trust fund tweaker ‘Green Gobby’ Osbourne (don’t ask), before he loses the sale to his greatest pill-peddling rival, ‘Krokodil’ Connors. A naïve bureaucrat mistakenly hires dubcore maestro, DJ ‘Electro’, for a gig at the local town gala. Electro promises easy listening, but being in a belligerent mood after a series of traffic violations, he instead delivers the grimiest drops he can dredge up from his hard drive. Despite some technical difficulties in the second act, and a mixed response from the crowd (the plebs in the cheap seats seemed to enjoy themselves), Electro recovers well and ends up delivering a fairly electrifying performance. Peaker makes the rave before the encore, all the while enduring the massive 8 hour peak of spider drop. Being a responsible seller of illicit narcotics (to the payers), he tries to council a crazed-looking Osbourne into taking a breather, but caves when Gobby flashes his green around. Plus Connors is lurking around anyway. He makes another quick sale before the rave shuts down, taking advantage of a frazzled newbie who is struggling to remain conscious in the pit. Overall, Peaker thinks Electro’s set is pretentious, but his opinion may be tainted by the fact that Gwendy is working this gig, not to mention there are several massive posers in attendance, and his sales were marginal at best . Peaker tries to make his way home, but is ambushed by Krokodil Connors and his gang of subway-lurking thugs, who challenge him to a series of brutal ‘first blood’ dance-offs. Luckily Parker’s lengthy peak is still in full force, and he read on the internet that this stuff has performance enhancing qualities. Peaker stitches up the victory, and the best part- Gwendy saw it all. But unfortunately, local hobo ‘Unkie’ Ben, is critically injured in the cross-fire. Or it could be an overdose. No one is really sure. Besides Peaker giving him a shakedown earlier, Ben has been lying there ignored all night. Initially Peaker is distraught, because Ben’s tab isn’t paid up, and the bum has empty pockets, as per usual. But then he remembers Unkie Ben is one of those weird home-owning hoarder bums, and it should be pretty easy to claim next of kin at the hospital. Triumphant and flush with cash, Peaker drops into bed just as the comedown hits. Meanwhile, a fried Electro stumbles back to his basement studio, and prepares for his usual post-gig ritual- a 12 hour long hibernation in his custom sensory deprivation chamber. Or maybe it was all just a dream? ------VOTE on content + other perks------ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mediazealot YouTube membership: https://www.youtube.com/mediazealot/join -------Media Zealot Merch------- teespring.com/stores/mediazealot Dubstep: Null Magma - Eloquence ► Follow Null Magma: FB: https://www.facebook.com/NullMagma SC: https://soundcloud.com/null-magma TW: https://twitter.com/null_magma