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https://mf0.me https://mf0.gallery https://mf0.ai https://mf0.store https://freeland.land https://x.com/MrFreeman0 ===== Well, uh, hello. They call me Mr. Freeman, and I got a... well, I'm not mentally well-endowed! I'm black and white, like pigeon shit, because it's cheaper that way. I shriek like an hysteric. I'm Captain Obvious with a co- with a Napoleon complex. I'm a scam, a con for the noob. I'm a nobody. I'm a windbag, art house fare for the pseudo-intellectuals. I'm a sellout, and I'm not what I used to be. Well, huh, energized? These days, no telling what'll smack you upside the head. Hold the door for a woman, sexist. Repost a meme, extremist. Pull a prank, terrorist. And as for me, well, I don't give a shit. I've got my own opinion of myself. Ta-da. Offending me is fun, and it's safe. Oh, yeah, I can take it. Go on. Come on. Come on. Unload your petty bullshit on me. Otherwise, you might just start beating the hell out of each other. Do you even understand what it actually means to offend somebody? How is it done? What does it even consist of? And yet, these days, everyone's offended: gay, straight, bi, black, brown, white, feminist, Zionist, every political and religious denomination. Everybody's offended. But where's the logic? Let's think this through together. Atheists, they're just a subset of believers, so their feelings get offended too, by corpulent priests, religious class at school, diamond watches. Am I right? So why shouldn't the courts come down on both sides, slap everyone with a big fat fine and pocket a commission? A real business case, win-win. Come on, pocket the cash. Being offended is little more than a scheme, where hype is turned into dough or other perks. That's all it is. Hype-like-dough! Hype-like-dough! Hype-like-dough! Woo-hoo, donate. Have you ever noticed how the normal people don't get offended? Why are we falling behind? We should sue the television channels for insulting the feelings of the sane: karaoke singers for offending the feelings of the hearing, good musicians for offending the feelings of the deaf, half-ass cultural pundits for offending dead painters and poets, maligned philosophers, ridiculed scientists. How many of you are there, you offended souls? Yuri! We completely f- failed our mission. The living should be utterly offended by the inevitability of death! Hey, Universe, I find your natural laws deeply offensive. I'm unsubscribing. Screw this.