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[music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Hey. >> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> If you really found a skeleton, how would you tell your congregation? You personally, how would you decide? >> Well, interesting question. >> [music] >> Hey everybody, welcome to Dapper Reacts. I am here with Vishanti and Kip as usual. Vishanti, how are you doing? >> Uh well, I'm grateful not to be living in my old neighborhood. Cuz it turns out there's like a toxic chemical leak. >> Oh. >> And it could explode. So, they've evacuated like 40,000 people. >> Oh jeez. >> So, I'm glad I don't live there anymore. >> Yeah, I bet. My goodness. >> Like I don't like seeing that neighborhood come up in the headlines. Like I I had a moment of panic. >> Yeah, jeez. Uh we got a couple super chats right off the bat. Uh Lieutenant Math Navigator for $5 says, "Why do I feel this Kirby will suck even more than the pink Kirby?" Probably because you've seen this Kirby before on my channel, and he does. Uh then Dutch Tuned Get Official for $5 says, "Fun thing to start the stream. Bears have been observed just sitting and staring at uh aesthetically beautiful things such as sunsets for hours at a time." That is nice. Good for bears. Um >> Way to go, bears. >> Yeah. You know, they're not spending all their time at the club wearing leather. >> Do you know, we we just had um we got a new company collecting our our garbage [clears throat] and recycling and compost and all that. And so, they just delivered to us um uh uh at the at the beginning of the month our brand new bear-proof bins. >> Okay. >> So, we'll we'll see. We'll see. >> All right. So, um one thing is uh YouTube is clearly still broken when it comes to the super chat goals. So, I will shift to my backup method when that happens, which is to say that I know roughly how much I mean for the goal to be, and we will shift to that being the number that we have to reach in order to unleash Kip and Vishanti, and to read English as she is spoke. So, that is what we will do. Um yeah. All right. So, you guys I told my Discord and I told both of you that I have a surprise for us today. >> Okay. >> Then you you you revealed what the surprise was. >> No, I revealed that it involved a particular phrase. I didn't tell you exactly what the whole thing is. >> Oh. Oh, okay. All right. >> Yeah. Exactly. Uh we have one more uh let's see. Tree Climb Tad for $5 says, "You know what? Kirby, Nintendo character, Kirby housekeeping brand, and Carl all have in common? They all suck. AIG does, too." They sure do. Well, let's take a drink. >> My coffee is not hot. >> I I'm drinking a drink that I just threw together and I don't know if it has a name, but it is another Hendrick's gin, which is a citrus forward kind of chocolatey gin, and I have some sweet vermouth and some bitters and a tiny little bit of rosewater, and it's pretty good cuz it's a sweeter gin, so I'm going to wear a sweet collection. Yeah. I'd be very careful with rosewater, though, cuz you I just a tiny little bit of rosewater and suddenly everything is is too much. This has got like three drops. Anyway, Metegeky Platypus Librarian for $5 says, "Vishanti is having better luck than I did this week. Department of Health shut down the dentist I started just started seeing. AIG is a stack of bricks with a candor." Jeez, that is rough. My goodness. Okay, so no one guessed the surprise, which I did offer people I would get them something on Steam up to $40 US pre-tax, and no one guessed it. So, I'm I'm free of that obligation. So, what we actually have [clears throat] for the for for the surprise before we start this is I found Instructor Matt Nyler, Raw Matt's instructor page on Udemy. And we're going to read what he has to say about himself or why you should trust him. >> What [clears throat] is Udemy? >> It is a place where you can go buy courses from whoever puts a course up there. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, so he has a course that he's listed. >> [clears throat] >> And I want to say he has 180 total learners and 30 reviews. About me. Hello, my name is Matt. >> about Oh, oh, sorry. I thought it was a course about you. >> No, no, no. No. >> Um But this is the about me >> Yes. >> honest course. I get it. >> Tree Clan Ted says, "That's a Martinez without a cherry." Ah, but there is a cherry. So, it's just a Martinez apparently. All right. Hello, my name is Matt and I grew up atheist and studied only secular science my entire education. Never heard of creationism once till years later. Never Sorry, I never even stepped foot in a church, big C, till 24 years old. Honestly, >> I never stepped in a church, what? Sorry, I never even stepped in a church >> I never even stepped in a foot in a church, big C. He's capitalized the word church because apparently he just like Donald Trump >> Oh, oh, big C. I see. I see. Okay. >> by the way, big C church is a word that has a meaning and that you can use. It's just not this one. That's not this >> mean the Roman Catholic Church? >> No, he clearly just means any old church. >> Okay. >> Yeah, but he capitalized it because again, Rawmant is an idiot. Uh let's see, Dutch Unieked Official who's been a member for 24 months is at the Tetrapal level says, "Matt, my English isn't the best, but my God." Yeah, seriously. Honestly, I don't even know if the topic of creationism is a salvational subject. That's just a sentence. Next sentence. But it is a question of bibl- capital B biblical then quotes authority. So, scare quotes on authority for some reason. And the Bible tells us directly God created the world in six literal days and men and made man on the sixth day. No period, open parenthesis, capital H, hence we didn't evolve from bacteria, we were created, close parenthesis, period. So, there's just an extra sentence at the end of the sentence that's in parenthesis for some reason and he missed a period, except that the period at the end of the second sentence is outside the parenthesis. There's just no logic here. Um let's see, Neronda Puts who's been a member for 32 months is at the touch pod level says, "D and Wing said, you set the goal to yellow chess. I specifically clicked on all colors." All right, well, whatever. We're still >> Wow. >> Look, uh Craig had this problem earlier and I had it on my last stream, too. I think something about the interface is messed up. So, I don't know. Like I said, I'll just keep track of how much comes in and when it's once it hits the certain amounts, that's when we'll unleash everybody. Uh let's see. I love science and I know the research methods involved far better than most who argue against it. It, I guess, being science. >> Wait, right? So, he knows the methods far better than most who argue against science. >> That's that's what it would seem to mean, yes. I don't think that's what he meant it to mean, but that's what he wrote. Uh Treat That Tab for $5 says, "If it starts with hello, my name is Matt, is this just his dissertation?" >> [laughter] >> AIG is the airborne toxic event in a vicious old neighborhood. Yes, they are. Let's take a drink. Did you have AIG coming out of the vents? Well, I suppose you're right. >> with fire hoses. >> Oh, well, that's probably the >> that'll that'll really help, you know, not disperse all the chemical pollutants into the air. >> I guess it depends on what they are, cuz if they're like largish particulates, then that can actually cause them to settle down to the ground, but if it's like an actual gas, then no, that probably won't do a damn thing. Uh Lieutenant Matt >> we're going to find out today. >> [laughter] >> Good luck, everybody. Lieutenant Matthew Navigator for $5 says, "Well ordained to scenes know the true capitalization. They keep it right next to the true cross and the true foreskin." Uh I believe in this context it's supposed to be called the holy prepuce. Not the true foreskin actually. >> Yes. Yes, it's true. >> Uh Sephira Big Swamp Light for $5 says, "I used to be an atheist like you until I took a pseudoscience to the knee." Cool kaiju emoji. We'll take a drink. Thank you. Okay. Um Let's see. Okay. I started studying religions much later in life for sheer curiosity. Which is a weird sentence because what that means is he started studying religions much later in life so he could be curious. Because it's not out of sheer curiosity, it's for sheer sheer curiosity. So his purpose in this was to be curious. Which by the way, there has not been a single uh paragraph break at any point here. I was intrigued and went to multiple churches, small c, to see what they were all about. I read through the Bible. Then my girlfriend at the time, Steph, owned the Zohar which I read next. Imagine that being the next >> What's the purpose of naming his girlfriend in his in his bio? >> I'm sorry, do you think this man has a brain that he can answer that question with? There is no purpose. It's just >> He read the Zohar every day. Sure, kid. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. [snorts] This is um >> Sure, you did. >> This is not even going to be the craziest thing that RawMat says here. Um let's see. Uh Zohar Then my friend Jake, who is really into Buddhism, gave me his Buddhhavacana and Mahayana Sutras which I read. By the way, and there is this with an ampersand which is an odd thing to do in the body of a paragraph, but okay. Then later, while watching ancient capital A aliens small A, of course, I noticed that they kept bringing up the Bhagavad Gita and Mahabharata, which I ordered immediately and said >> minute, read those. >> I'm sorry. I do not believe for a second that Raw Matt read the entire Mahabharata, the longest >> No, he has not read the entire Mahabharata. >> Yeah, it is it is longer than the Bible on its own. By a pretty good margin. He did not read it. I I do not Look, >> literally one of the longest books that humanity has ever composed. >> Seriously. That's up there with like >> Matt. Surely you read it. >> That's up there with someone randomly telling you, "Oh, I read the Talmud." No, you didn't. >> Sure, kid. >> Um so, no, he did not read that. He probably read excerpts. I'll buy that. Just like I would buy that he probably had a book on which was written the words the word is Zohar and he read that book. That's I bet that happened. >> Could be. >> Could be. Um Let's see. Uh Kyle EP4499 says, "Spring water can be a great way to remove gaseous chems from air. Use that at my exhaust engineer job. Lots of chems are water soluble or reactive." I forgot about solubility. Yeah, I was only thinking about the the uh physical like knocking it out of the air. Point. >> Right. Well, this this is like a aerospace facility. So, I'm not entirely certain what the chemicals are. The news reports are just saying that it's highly toxic and flammable. So, they're you know, they're shooting water at it hoping that it doesn't turn into fire. Uh but apparently they make plastics and other stuff. >> Mhm. >> Or at least the chemicals they produce are used to make plastics. >> Oh, I skipped Katie's super chat. I did. I'm sorry, Katie Lewis. Uh Katie Lewis for $5 says, "I rejoice that Vishanti is safe. Thursday Jordan will be on Nerd Charge to debunk the Shroud of Turin. Yes, this is a shameless self-promotion." That's fine. And that is his specialty and I think we are all very grateful that uh Vishanti is no longer in her old place. >> Yes. >> Jesus Christ. >> Is that would that be the very last place that you live, Bish? >> I mean, yeah. It's the only place I've lived since I moved to Southern California. >> Wow. Okay. >> All right. So, then one of my students gave me the Quran and and found it quite similar to the Bible in many ways. So, one of his students, apparently, found the Quran to be quite similar to the Bible in many ways. What Matt thinks of it, we don't know. >> wonder why. >> Um >> Yeah, what what ways? I wonder. >> has many of the same stories. There's There's a Noah. There's an Adam. There's an Eve. >> Yeah, yeah. >> There's a Jesus with a weird name that no one has ever been able to figure out where it came from. Cuz in the Quran, Jesus is called >> secret name, right? That's the one in the Revelation where it's a secret name that only God knows. He writes it on his thigh or something. >> And then he just put it in the Quran? [snorts] I mean, sure. Why not? Yeah. >> mean, Christians won't read it. It's a perfect way to hide it. >> I mean, I've known Christians who have read the Quran, but okay. Uh let's see. Uh let's see. Uh also, being into longevity, I heard about white mana being mentioned in the Egyptian Book of the Dead. I had to have it. I bought one right away. >> god. >> To be fair, he does then open a parenthesis and start with a capital N. Nothing about white mana, by the way. Close parenthesis, period. Which is true. There is nothing about white mana in the Egyptian Book of the Dead. So, he is right there that that wasn't there. Now, we get to our first paragraph break of this entire thing. Should probably should have had three or four previous, but you know. Josh For Sorry. Josh for $5 every says, "It's nice to see that YouTube super chat counter is still broken." Yeah, it's been a while. I am not the only one who had this problem. Um like I said, Craig had it earlier. System Navigator for $10 said, "When I was a flight instructor, we had a battery recycling plant catch fire in our practice area. Geez." One of my students wanted to fly through the smoke plume. No. >> No. Holy crap. No. >> Amazing. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. That is That is such a bad idea. Holy crap. There are very few things that are >> Like yeah, he's just, you know, suicidal ideation, intrusive thoughts taking over. >> Seriously, that's like when you feel like maybe I should jump off the side of this cliff at the Grand Canyon. No, you shouldn't. >> They I was I was wondering if they were planning to do what I shouldn't say it. Um No, I won't say it. I won't say anything. >> Okay. All right, so parenthesis or sorry, paragraph break. Anyway, I am a health advocate, nutritionist, and gerontologist. Which, no, he's not. He's The least of those that he is is a gerontologist. That is an actual medical specialty that you have to become a medical doctor and then you specialize in gerontology, which is health care for elderly people. He is not a medical doctor in any way, shape, or form, and so he is not a gerontologist. >> What were the other two? He's a >> Nutritionist and herbalist. >> A nut- a nutritionalist and an herbalist. >> Nutritionalist, not nutritionalist. He He didn't add an extra syllable. >> Okay. >> Okay. Uh my career was microscopy. I'm going to need a damn big citation on that one. >> Wow. >> Me when I lie. >> Like I've never Who Who What is that? Have you ever I've never heard anybody What I'm a I'm a microscopist. >> is a real specialty that real people have and do work at microscopy labs and basically it means that you are an expert at the correct use and maintenance of microscopes. >> Sure. Okay, that makes sense. I suspect that's not a real >> Egyptomaniac >> thinks he me >> is in the chat. >> Hey, Egyptomaniac. >> You got my >> Hey. >> Yeah, apparently you did get the meme that I sent through Dapper to get to you and you enjoyed it and that is pleasing to me. >> Yes, I did not lie about the fact that I sent her the meme. >> I mean, I I didn't think so, but I also I'm like, "Oh, there you are. Now I can communicate with you directly about the meme." >> It was good. >> Someone wrote a bunch of like hieratic on a inside of a bathroom stall. >> Yeah. >> And the authorities were like, "Stop graffitiing like ancient Egyptian on our bathroom stalls." >> It was pretty weird. Pretty funny. Uh all right, so >> hold on. Hold on, Dapper, cuz I just I was thinking about something. So like when I was um when I was doing uh work on manuscript forgeries, >> Mhm. >> uh we So there was I I was I was I had a trip scheduled to go to the Museum of the Bible to to to work on some of their stuff, but they didn't have a lot of equipment. Um and I was also working with the the PBS Nova people at the same time. >> Mhm. >> Because they were working on this documentary, right? And in the course of my conversations between them, the PBS Nova people are like, "So um cuz they wanted to film uh at the Museum of the Bible, too. So they're like, "So uh we we contacted the rep from Hirox, and they're like a digital microscope company. Uh and they said they can they agreed to let us borrow like this $300,000 digital microscope. Um so long as, you know, you're happy for them to give you a demo. Um uh for reasons, I guess. They were they were kind of So I this was very cool. I got to work on one uh when I was in Norway. Um so I was very excited. And so they sent a rep, right, with the microscope [snorts] who helped me when I was when I was doing my Would that Would that guy Do you think that would be a microscopist? >> Probably, yeah. >> That guy? >> Yeah, probably. >> Oh. Cool. That's pretty cool. >> Yeah, so you probably worked with an a microscopist. >> I've worked with a microscopist. >> Medy Geeky Platypus Librarian for $2 says, "Microscopy, did he help Armitage with the horn?" >> [laughter] >> Uh yeah, that's another thing. Is Mark Armitage >> Seriously. >> Mark Armitage is actually, by all accounts that I can find, an actually skilled microscopist. So, like Yeah, there's another example of microscopist. Uh Tree Climb Tad for $2 says, "I'm not 100% sure Matt isn't semi-sapient fungus." Yeah, it does kind of seem like that's a plausible explanation. Then Arrow Dodger for $4.99 says, "Gooey, the stupidest Kirby character, is a better theologian than all the young Earth creationists combined, quadrupled squared, and tetrated." Wow, going for the tetration, too. Um all right. So, let's see. I have shifted recently and become a creation scientist, capital C on creation, and write detailed work on cures for many diseases, including genetic genetic deleterious mutation diseases, based on creationism. What he means by this is that he writes books about which plants you can eat to never die, and then he sells them as self-published print-on-demand books on Amazon. >> Uh-huh. >> Mhm, yep. He has books about unlocking the secret of eternal life, like immortality and never aging, despite himself visibly aging and looking like he's going to drop dead at any minute. Uh let's see. I have published a book on this subject as well as Hold on. I published a book on this subject as well Oh, there's no there's no comma, great. Which is found through the Eternal Life Fan Club and Amazon. None of those words were capitalized, by the way. Then we have another paragraph break. I also Sorry. Uh oh, shoot. Okay. I also have offshoot certificates. I don't know what that means. In NFPT, nationally accredited personal trainer certification. Okay, so he can tell you what to do at the gym. Okay. I have certifications in every known system of herbalism worldwide. I would love to see a citation or anything about that. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Today, I am an ordained minister educated in diachronic linguistics, capital L in bold, Mr. >> the world does that mean? >> So, [laughter] okay, first of all, diachronic linguistics is a real thing, right? It is the study of languages as they evolve through time. As opposed to synchronic linguistics. >> using it correctly. >> This is the man who thinks that the Bible was partially written in pre-Yiddish, and he wants me to believe that he is trained in diachronic linguistics. >> I mean, that's That's how I suppose that's how he would know that the Bible was partly written in pre-Yiddish from his diachronic linguistics expertise. >> Yeah. >> I'm trying to be charitable. >> No, there's no reason to. Okay, so I'm going to start that sentence back over cuz it it gets crazier. Today, I am an ordained minister educated in diachronic linguistics and religious historian. So, he's educated in religious historian. And also religious is capitalized. I don't know what that What does it mean to be educated in religious historian? I could see religious history, but is he an expert on like the biography of one particular religious historian? That's what it seems to indicate. Oh, and also it The sentence ends with a doctor in divinity, divinity capitalized. I'm just taking a drink for how dumb all this is. This is amazing. >> From which institution? >> That's a great question. Um I think that the answer is uh that he actually has a doctor in truthology from Christian Tech. >> He got it from Dee's nuts. >> Yes. I am also a supplement formulator for Marcus Rose Rothkranz, sorry, Body Force Products, which by the way, he didn't capitalize any of that. Uh line for Marcus Rothkranz's Body Force Products line, Marcus Products. So, what he meant to do is put the first Marcus Rothkranz in like the possessive with an apostrophe, but he didn't. Okay. I also teach peop- I also used to teach people at the Essene Esoteric Knowledge Online School of the Osseans and Nazarene Essenes of Qumran. >> Oh my [ __ ] god. >> What? [laughter] >> Remember, he describes himself as an ordained Essene on his book. >> Should I Should I go get high for this? Cuz >> Probably. It is almost over though, so you probably don't have time. >> [gasps] >> Uh, my book >> My book is still used as an instruction tool to this day. I was indoctrinated into believing the evolution theory like most kids. So, we're just back up to the his biography. >> Oh. >> After gaining more knowledge on the subject, I saw >> Was there a paragraph break in there? >> No. No, it just continues on. >> Okay. Just All right. >> After gaining more knowledge on the subject, I saw through the lies and now seek to utilize my knowledge on the subject to expose the lies and promote truth. No period. It just >> Okay. >> trails off, apparently. Um, and then >> Just ends. >> his course, which is uh, regularly priced at $55, but is currently on sale for $9.99. Uh, has a 4.6 star rating out of 30 ratings, lasts 24 hours, has 54 lectures, and is appropriate for all levels. It is called Proof the Bible is True Using Science. Now, proof, Bible, and science are capitalized, but the other words are not. Advanced course on Young Earth Creationism, including 100 plus falsifications of uh, had [snorts] to click through. Sorry. Oh, we got to We got to get the full experience. Um, Oh, my. Where's the description? Oh, there isn't an a- actual description in text. It just Oh, here it is. Uh, advanced course on Young Earth Creation, including 100 plus falsifications of evolutionism. Uh, let's see. You can buy it Yeah, there's a price. Uh, what you'll learn. Scientific evidence of young Earth creationism, current YEC predictions, ape-to-man similarities falsified, vestigial organ lies, truth about missing links, and all the By the way, this is all chaotically capitalized. Irrefutable global flood evidence, junk DNA proving Noah's flood bottleneck with genetics, created nested hierarchy, ERVs endogenous retroviruses, which That implies So, that's ERV {apostrophe} endogenous retrovirus So, it's an apostrophe yes. Endogenous retrovirus. So, it's the endogenous retroviruses of endogenous retroviruses. That's great. That's SNV {apostrophe} S single nucleotide variants prove YEC. So, he doesn't know what {apostrophe} S means cuz that's a possessive, not a plural, and he means it as a plural. >> Uh, great. >> Tough. >> That's one of those things that kind of irritates me. People using {apostrophe} S to pluralize something. I'm like, "No, that's possessive." >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Freaking casual. >> Uh, Tree Clam Tad for $2 says, "Matt wrote a history of Raymond Brown called No." And then, Lieutenant Matt Navigator for $5 says, "When you go far enough into Christian woo, you end up in David Miscavige's basement." Not a place I would want to be. >> Or you end up where Shelly Miscavige is. >> Yeah. >> I I thought maybe that's where she was. >> No, she's She's been pretty reliably located to be on a, uh, {quote} {unquote} secret Scientology base where they're taking every single thing that, uh, Hubbard ever recorded himself saying or was recorded saying or ever wrote down and transcribing it onto plates of gold, literally, and sealing them in like argon-sealed concrete containers buried under the ground. >> Wow. >> I'm not kidding. >> I really hope future archaeologists and historians don't dig that [ __ ] up cuz they're going to think we were effing crazy. >> They probably will. >> we are, but I don't want them to see that as proof of it. >> That is a really high-energy grift. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. >> Wow. >> let's see, dinosaur with man evidence found, dating methods falsified, evolution Oh, sorry, evolution theory and the harm it causes in science, evolution and racism connection, low genetic diversity and created heterozygosity. Bible proven through science. >> the people who always say evolution is racist, those people are usually the most racist in the room. >> Correct. Uh Bible proven through science and that's the end of that bullet point. It just says Bible proven through science and and it trails off. Uh then the next bullet point is Bible validated through P values, statistical and probability value. So, uh that's going to be Matt apparently telling us about statistics. Did man actually live hundreds of years? How to extend your life the same way ancients did. >> Did man actually live hundreds of years? >> The answer is no. How to extend your life the same way ancients did. There's no the. Creationism, creationist, young Earth, Bible, God, scripture, and then finally the last thing you learn about is the truth about homo homology, nested hierarchies, and phylogeny. 24 hours of on-demand video, 13 downloadable resources, access on mobile and TV, full-time full lifetime access, and a certificate of completion. You could get a certificate from Raw Matter everybody. Okay, so that was I I had known that that web page existed um because I've used the picture he uses as his profile in a few thumbnails. Um which by the way is him with angel wings, in case you're wondering, all dressed in white. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> It is it it looks like the profile picture of a 20-something white girl who's going out to one of her first Halloween parties as an adult and decided to dress as an angel. >> She took a selfie in front of the brick wall that has angel wings painted on it. >> Yeah, it's it's got that kind of vibe. >> What up, you guys? I'm living my best life. >> Mhm. Um which I mean, look, hey, if you're a 20-something white woman who's going to a Halloween party and you want to dress as an angel, go for it. It's just a weird look for a some guy in his 40s who looks like he's been malnourished for the past decade. Uh Tree Clan Tat for $2 says, "Nothing of value is buried here." with the slash emojis forming the little spikes. Which, yes, um >> K of Fox in the chat follows up with, "This is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing is valued here." Semiotics. >> Semiotics it is. Kip, do you know about semiotics? >> Uh yeah. >> Okay. I was going to say cuz if you don't, that's a pretty crazy rabbit hole to fall down. All right. So, that is our our surprise [snorts] at the beginning, which I This is something I rediscovered today. It's the first time I actually read it. And the thing that really set me off that it said, "Okay, I have to read this." was when he said that he was trained in diachronic linguistics. Cuz no, he absolutely is not. That is not actually a thing that is possible given the things that he has said. But anyway, uh let's get on to the actual topic that's in the thumbnail and it was originally planned for this. Which is uh Carl Kirby is going to tell us about dinosaurs. Now, I have with me, of course, a expert in dinosaurs, Dr. Kip Davis. >> Yes, actually, this is this is very timely because I think I'm in the I'm in the planning stages, but it looks like for Friday's show um on my channel, uh Doc Dino is going to come on. >> Oh. >> And we're going to we're going to talk about dinosaurs in real life and in the Bible, which is >> dinosaurs in the Bible. >> Uh yes. >> Actually, >> had an argument about this with a an atheist on Facebook once. He got very, very upset at me for insisting that there are in fact dinosaurs in the Bible, and I pointed out >> he did. >> I pointed out like the verses in Job. >> are? >> Right. Uh actually, one of the things I did was because I know that like pretty much everyone is primed to be like, "Oh, no, Behemoth isn't isn't a dinosaur." Which is not. But I pointed out the ostriches that are also in Job. I was like, "Look at this verse in Job. It's got dinosaurs in it." He didn't even look. He was like, "No, it doesn't." >> Oh, okay. He didn't even look. >> Didn't even look. No. >> Did he Did he Did you Did you eventually get around to explaining to him the problem? >> No, cuz I was just trolling the trolling him. I didn't care. Yeah. Um it was yeah, he was he was being one of those like well, actually and then saying dumb things about the Bible that aren't true kind of atheist types. So, I just decided to troll him. >> an atheist saying dumb wrong [ __ ] about the Bible? I'm shocked. >> I know, right? Uh let's see. Uh Fear Hebrew Conqueror says, "How's Doc Dino doing? I hope doing well after Duffy gave him so much shit." No, he's as far as I know, he's doing fine. And um Uh as far as I know >> to school. >> Yeah, he's going back to school. And as far as I know, there's no particular beef between him and Duffy. And uh Duffy is still interested in including both him and I on uh a Triceratops horn soft tissue investigation funded by Will Duffy, which I'm down for. >> Woah. That sounds fun. >> It'll be fun, although I don't know that it will add much to the body of knowledge because my guess is that we'll either find nothing or we'll find similar soft tissue finds to what's been found in other dinosaur bones. >> Uh what >> I don't even >> this entail? >> Uh drilling into the core of a dinosaur horn and dissolving what comes out in acid and seeing what soft stuff is left behind, if any. >> Holy cow, eh? >> Yeah, I just don't think that's It's horn, but okay. Well, Duffy's idea was be to go to a museum that has a confirmed Triceratops horn and do one of >> Oh, yeah, good luck with letting with convincing anyone to let you do that, though. >> It's actually probably not that. So, here's the thing, there are lots of Triceratops horns out there. They're actually not that valuable as a fossil cuz they're so common. >> Oh. >> It's kind of like how you can just go to a fossil shop and just buy a fossil trilobite. It's like cuz no one cares cuz there's just so many of them. >> There's millions. >> Yeah. Mhm. >> So, there's certain >> I I was, you know, just unaware that there was such a thing as fossil shops. >> Oh, yeah. I actually I'm >> Everywhere in the Southwest. >> There's Wow, that's cool. >> I stopped in one one in stopped into one on my way moving to Arizona from Massachusetts. And I was mostly asking where the nearest gas station was, but I also figured that since I was there, I would be nice enough to buy a little something. So, I bought a I think I bought like a little piece of petrified wood and a small trilobite fossil. As a thank you. And I did not buy the gigantic ostrich egg in the refrigerator because this the owner of this fossil shop had an ostrich that she was looking to sell, but was also selling the eggs while she still had the ostrich that she apparently did not want. >> I was thinking Chad brings up a good point. >> My guess is that you buy an ostrich thinking that you will be able to make money from the eggs and then you fail to do that and then now you want to offload the ostrich. That's my guess. So. All right, here's Carl. Carl is at a church. Um, we've already been told about his biography and also we've been told by both Carl and the pastor at this church that they were first looking for someone from Answers in Genesis and then ICR, but instead they got Carl. So. The intro to this mentioned that Carl is the third choice. [laughter] >> God almighty damn. >> [laughter] >> When the pastor said that I was like, "God damn, dude. You don't have to do him dirty like that. Like, what the hell?" [laughter] But, okay. And then Carl get up and he was like, "Well, I know I'm not RCR, either." Like, "Okay, cool. Thanks, Carl." >> [laughter] >> Fear- Fearmonger in the chat says, "What do you bet upon being given a Triceratops horn, will Duffy would just crack it over his leg like a stick?" [laughter] >> Oh, I wouldn't agree to this if it were if the methodology isn't established as being very rigorous at the beginning. Um but, yeah. I [clears throat] It would be kind of funny to see him try. He might succeed, actually. A lot of them are fragile. [laughter] Um all right. I'm going to hit play. This is Carl Kirby. If you haven't seen him before, he has this ministry Reasons Reason for Hope with an asterisk, and then the asterisk leads to Jesus. Okay. Luchaman the Navigator for $2 says, "Bodie Hodge from Wish." Oh, no. >> [laughter] >> Bodie. Bodie, who taught us about uh Josephus, uh the first-century >> First-century historian. >> Jewish historian. >> Jewish historian, sorry. >> work, The Antiquity of the Jews, about how old all the Jewish people are. Um it's yes. >> Old as balls. >> Yep. It turns out that they're all that what a common genetic factor above across all of Jews is uh Benjamin Button disease. So, they're born old. >> [laughter] >> Um yep. Uh let's see. Uh Fits of Rage, who's been a member for 29 months, is at the annual L says, "That's why those evolution-teaching universities fought against desegregation and banned interracial dating." Oh, wait. That was Bob Jones University. >> Yep. >> With a I G is a bag of dicks. >> That's right. >> Hey, you guys remember which century it was that they got rid of their ban on interracial dating? >> Oh, 20th. >> No, it was 21st century, actually. >> Are you really? I thought it was uh thought it was the late 90s. It wasn't? >> No, it was this one it was this one. Um but now you can date someone of another race, but in order to date at all you need a permission slip from your parents and so does the other person. >> Well, >> Which means >> That's that's not unusual for a lot of Christian >> But what it means is that if you were racist and after your parents wanted to send you to to Bob Jones University, they're probably racist and after if you want to date someone of another race, they're just going to say no. >> Say nope. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. Which means that it's gone in name only really. >> Yeah. >> Uh Tree Clam Cat for $2 says Kent Hovind and Ken Ham turned us down. So, yeah, basically. All right, here we go. Here's Carl. >> What about dinosaurs? Because dinosaurs to me is so unbelievable. I >> Why were there Venus flytraps in this slideshow? Whatever, it's fine. I don't care. >> Uh what is this slideshow? >> It's just a bunch of PNGs of dinosaurs and Venus flytraps flying past us. >> Yeah. Wow. >> I pray that one of these days that we can get some of your youth into our camps. We run >> That sounds incredible. >> That sounded ominous. Boy, it really did, didn't it? >> it I'm taking a drink right there. Jeez, [laughter] dude. >> Send us Send us your youths. >> Yeah. Oh. >> [laughter] >> camps every summer where over Sunday evening to Friday noon we have 17 teaching sessions. >> Wait, that's the Jurassic Park Tyrannosaurus. Okay. I mean, I think it's actually from one of the video games cuz that's not the color of any of the ones in the movies, but uh yeah, that looks like the Jurassic Park reconstruction of Tyrannosaurus, which is actually now one of the more accurate reconstructions from the original movie. >> So, this is a camp. >> No, this is a church. >> Sunday evening No, no, no, what he's talking about though. >> Oh, okay. >> Sunday evening through Friday afternoon 17 teaching sessions. This sounds like the worst camp ever. Uh I I used to be I used to be a uh a a Bible camp director in you know, another life. And uh you know, uh that's something from experience that that we really tried to keep you had to keep to a minimum. Uh otherwise, just the kids the kids hated your camp. They did I mean, 17 teaching sessions. >> What the heck is going on? >> 5 days. What what happened? >> Uh yeah, apparently there was another video that popped up over the screen, and I'm going to take a drink for Depths of Professional for not noticing that. Sorry about that. Oh, and apparently uh Aero Dodger has identified that that is Jurassic Park 3: Dino Defender. Okay. I was not aware of that particular game. Uh Lieutenant Matt the Navigator for $5 says, "If I had a nickel for every fundamentalist college named after Oral Love, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Thank you." All right, here we go. >> All right. Now, we do all the fun stuff, cuz if you're a camp, you want them to have the camp experience, but we have 17 teaching sessions over 5 days, cuz we are >> That's more than three a day. >> That's miserable. >> How much fun could you possibly squeeze in unless unless these are like half hour teaching sessions? >> what I'm saying. This is the worst camp ever. >> That sounds terrible. >> They're going after them. >> And I went to patrol camp. >> Well, sounds better than petroleum camp. >> I I don't know that there is a petroleum camp. But patrol camp is >> Well, Garden Grove's about to be one, it looks like. Actually, no, that was East Los Angeles yesterday. There was a a crude oil spill or something like that in East Los Yeah. >> I'm going to I'm going to go >> hot over here. >> [laughter] >> to northern Alberta and I'm going to take over one of the oil wells by force and turn it into petroleum camp. >> I mean you could just take over the ones in Long Beach cuz a lot of those are going to be closing after like a century or more. >> Too polluted. We're in Alberta. >> We still have active oil derricks in the little horse head. >> Yeah. >> Pumps. Just they're in Long Beach. Just whatever. >> Also too expensive. I can't imagine that that Long Beach is not more expensive than northern Alberta where no one wants to be anyway. >> It definitely is. >> Yeah. All right. >> Payton doesn't play fair. He's going after him. Why shouldn't we? And so we do and we cover tough topics. >> The devil's teaching your kids evolution. >> Yeah. When he says the devil's going after your kids, what that means is that there are people who will teach your kids science. >> Science. >> That's it. Science. >> Awful. And dinosaurs is one of those things that the young people really have a lot of questions on. It's one of the consistent things. So what about dinosaurs? >> And adults can't answer any of them. >> It's true. Kip, what's your favorite dinosaur? >> The Albertosaurus. >> All right. That's a decent answer. Vish? >> [snorts] >> Mhm. I've had a lot of favorites. I'm I don't know that I could narrow it down. >> These. >> [laughter] >> I don't know if I can narrow it down while Dapper's just standing right here. All right. All right. I see how it is. >> [laughter] >> I see how it is. >> about them. I I I It's a big deal. Who cares? They're just bones, man. Well, >> They're cool. What? Yeah. This This is a thing with a lot of people that I see do creationist stuff. It's especially true for like Matt Powell. Where it seems like the idea of fun or just enjoying life is just completely alien to these people. And like why would you care about dinosaurs? They're just dead bones. Like cuz they're cool. That's all you need. Or then there's like Matt Powell like >> giant lizard-looking animals. Come on, that's cool as hell. >> They just look cool. And then there's like Matt Powell who's like all these atheists have pictures of anime characters on their walls and video game controllers. I'm like I'm sorry that these people have are more fun than you, Matt. I what What are you What are you even trying to say there? Like I creationists, just let people have fun, right? I don't know. I I know Christians who who can do this thing called having fun sometimes. I know Christians who are into anime or video games or dinosaurs. Just let let people have fun. Madd Kiki uh Platypus Librarian for $2 says science leads to blindness proven in an atheist study. I heard about that. Uh tree uh no, I missed. Fits of rage gifted five dapper dinosaur mem- I'm going to say this correctly. >> You're right, champ. >> No, I'm not. Apparently there's a lot more gin here than I thought. Um Fits of Rage gifted five dapper dinosaur memberships. And I'm going to take those drinks after I read a couple super chats and then give Vicious thing to talk about. Olivia Williams purple fairy light for two dol- for two beaver bucks, sorry. It says man is velociraptor murder chicken with a moth breath. Good answer. Tree Clam Tad says Ceratosaurus is just a worse T-Rex. First of all >> Ow. >> First of all, sir uh it is T capital [snorts] T period space lowercase R E X. >> Actually. >> Uh yeah. So, I don't even know what that means because that isn't even a dinosaur. There's no such thing as capital T period no space capital R E X. That's just not a thing, so I don't I don't even know what you mean. >> Actually. >> [laughter] >> Exactly. Lieutenant Matt the Navigator for $2 says, Pachycephalosaurus arctica is the best dinosaur. I don't even know what that one is, but I'm going to go ahead and guess the bird. A bird, I'm going to guess. I'm going to search it, and now probably it's going to ruin my search history because it's going to be horrible. Oh, it's the Atlantic puffin. Okay, that is a pretty good option. No, yeah, that's good. All right. Um so, what I'm going to do is I'm going to say that I'm going to take five drinks while Kip tells us what his favorite letter of the Hebrew abjad is. >> Oh, I [clears throat] do have one. >> Just say it. >> Um it's but you're taking five drinks. >> Jeez, I'm almost done. I'm almost at >> It is the It is the final lamed, which fell out of usage. >> Cool. >> Um at some point probably in like the late 3rd, early 2nd century BCE. >> Everyone always thinks it's going to take me like 20 minutes to take the five drinks, but it never does. And you could have just been like, "It's the final lamed." And at that point I would have been >> Yeah, but people don't understand. People require I People want to understand. >> I bet that my Okay, here we go. We'll do it a poll. All right. Um Here's a poll. >> This doesn't mean anything. >> Do you know about final lamed? Is there an H at the end of lamed? I can't remember. >> No. >> No? Maybe there should be. Uh yes. >> Perhaps. >> I'm cool. No. That's a dumb letter. And then we'll I'll of course add turtle. Now we have a poll. Have you heard of final lamed? Yes, I'm cool. No, it's a dumb letter or turtle. >> I'm not voting in this poll. >> Cuz you're not cool? >> No. >> Cuz >> Cuz I feel like it will it will uh unfairly weight the uh the response. >> By one vote? >> I'm I am uh what's the word? Uh I'm recusing myself from the poll. >> Okay. Uh Dust you official says, mine is Corvus Corax right now. Also a good uh a good dinosaur. I'm going to take a drink for that. That is the crow uh raven, sorry, raven. >> What would be a What What would be a bad dinosaur? If I had not said Albertosaurus. >> Um >> Pteranodon. >> Pteranodon? Which one's that? >> Not even a dinosaur. >> Oh, okay. >> That's why. That's why I said it. >> Is that it? Okay. >> Yeah. Um another another option for a a bad dinosaur would probably be like Ugrunaluk. Cuz it's a junior synonym. It's a junior synonym synonym for uh Edmontosaurus. Not even a real name. Yeah. Terrible dinosaur. >> I think one of the reasons we should care about them is because they are so popular. If you look at the impact that they have. Look, I just got back uh the day before I came Two days before I came out here, I was in Montana, Ekalaka, Montana. Find it on a map. It >> Uh Megan Fox's giant boobs for who's been a member for 24 months and the at the annual level says Sula species is the best dinosaur. I don't know if I'm familiar with that particular genus. I'm going to have to check that one. >> The you you can't even you can't even say that's a a good dinosaur or a bad one. >> Oh, the boobies. Yeah, those are good ones. Yep. >> No, the dinosaur. >> No, that's what Megan Fox with giant boobs just said is the boobies are the best dinosaur and you know what? It's hard to disagree. >> Oh, oh, okay. >> The blue-footed ones? >> I mean they are some of the best boobies. >> incorrectly. >> You might. But uh yeah, boobies are a pretty good dinosaur. Shags are also right up there as are tits. I'm a big fan of tits. >> Bush tits. >> Yep, great tits. Can't forget the great tits. Yep. >> It is rural. You think you guys are rural? Uh-uh. More cows than people, right? Out there. And it's what >> That's just northeast Georgia. >> Yeah, that's that's just like places that have ranches. That's all he needs is that there are ranches there. Like, okay, cool. Great. I don't know what point he's trying to make about it being rural, but it's I don't know. Get to a point, man. >> Wonderful. It's a beautiful place. We hold one of our camps out there, actually. And downtown Ekalaka, they have a museum filled with dinosaurs. And one of the great things I love about going to Montana is typically the museums out there have real bone, not casts of the bones. Because many, many museums >> It doesn't matter. The bones are fragile, bro. >> I'll I'll say this. It is cool to see the actual bones in person. It's not like >> It doesn't make them not dinosaurs or less cool. >> Yeah, I agree. >> It's so weird. >> Yeah. >> We don't have casts. We have real bones. You can go up and break it right now. >> But okay, so here's one thing, right? >> I know almost >> [snorts] >> I'll go. So, >> I I Okay. >> I have seen numerous Tyrannosaurus mounts. But I not that long ago, a few years ago, a traveling exhibit came to Phoenix that had an actual Tyrannosaurus skeleton that they had mounted. >> Wow. >> And everything on the mount was real except the skull, which was in a separate display case. And that was especially cool in a way that I didn't get from just the casts. And there's also a Black Beauty, the Tyrannosaurus, is in I believe the Royal Tyrrell Museum. And that is a museum on my bucket list for that reason. Because there is something that is undeniably cool about seeing the actual remains of the actual animal. And like I get that scientifically it doesn't make a difference. Academically it doesn't make a difference. I didn't learn anything new by seeing the real bones. But like it's like the difference between seeing a picture of a sunset over the mountains in some picturesque place and being in the place. You're not learning anything extra, but there's a there's an emotional experience that happens that I value. >> See, it's it's great that you mentioned that, Dapper, cuz I was just going to talk about the the Royal Tyrrell Museum, which is a place I used to go to quite often when I lived closer. Um but uh there I was going to say like there's a reason there's a very good reason uh why they use casts uh for a lot of this stuff in the first place. And they actually have an exhibit at the Royal Tyrrell Museum that talks a little bit about this. And one of it's in they have like a there's there's like a huge gallery of just um like skeletons, right? Reconstructed skeletons. It's pretty phenomenal. And there's like a sauropod section. And they show a real um sauropod um it it's one of the leg bones. I don't remember which one. Uh and then they show a a a a cast right next to it. And uh they explain that the real one weighs something outrageous, All right, like it's just super >> Oh, yeah. It's stone. >> It's rock, right? It's just they're made of rocks. So, uh they just they they there's not you know, you you you can't safely >> You can't mount >> do some of this stuff. You can't mount it. It's just too It's just way too way too damn big. So, >> Yep. >> Um but yeah, the the Tyrrell Museum is awesome. >> That's one of the reasons why Black Beauty has not actually been fully removed from the matrix. It's so that it can be mounted. >> Little little interactive sensor. How many T-Rex fossils, cuz that's one of the most popular bones, right? How many T-Rex fossils are there across the entire planet? >> All right, get your guesses in chat. I'm going to read the um super chat here. Tree clam tad for $5 says Tyrannosaurus is just Hesperonychus elizabethae with unfulfilled ambitions. The best dinosaur is the hooded crow, Corvus corax. Well, thank you very much, even though I deeply disagree. But that's okay. >> We're We're putting guesses in about how many Tyrannosaurus skeletons there are. >> They said fossils. Let's let Maybe he means skeletons. Maybe he means skeletons. Hold on. >> Okay. And let's make it specific that are 90% complete or more. >> Okay. So, 90% complete or more. Putting Put your guesses in, everybody. Uh do you know about the final lammed? Uh turtle one with 44%. No, that's a dumb letter got 35% and yes, I'm cool got 21%. So, it looks like the consensus is First of all, turtles are awesome. And in second place is that actually your favorite Hebrew letter is is dumb. Yep, sorry. You should have actually >> I think Simone is going to jump into this chat and start fighting people. >> Probably will. She'll hurt people. >> I mean, we all know that the actual correct answer is mem. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> I'm sorry. What what do you have against men? >> No, it's it's fine. It's it's fine. >> I think it's the coolest >> Which one? >> medial >> Cuz it's it's I mean the rhodium M looks pretty good. >> I mean the the >> M is a perfectly cromulent letter. >> That's true, it is. Uh all right, so Olivia Williams for two beaver bucks says, "Who know?" I mean who knows? Not like we not like we would have found them all. I think Okay, so that's fair. We probably there's probably more that we haven't found. Uh so what I would say is guess how many are currently known. And have like been actually examined and checked to see, right? So we're not counting the ones that no one has found yet cuz I don't know. Uh let's see. Uh Metagiggy says minus 82. That seems unlikely. Uh Goober says 33. Sapphire Big Swamp Thing I Rely says 75. Uh Thomas Squirrel says eight. Peter Sage says 67. Uh Jillian Wren says at least one. All right, Tree Clam Tad says zero. Aerodactyl says, "I'm going to guess around three." Uh then Sapphire Big Swamp Thing I Sorry, Big Swamp Thing I Rely says two again. Then uh Sean B says zero to one. Lieutenant Matt Navigator says three. Goober says three. Um let's see. Um KF Fox says 69. Nice. Uh G Word says approximately three. Uh all right, so it looks like a lot of people think that it's somewhere around like one to five is is what it seems like I can probably say is like a general consensus. Lieutenant Matt Navigator for $5 says, "Does Denotyrannus count? Cuz the specimen in Raleigh that drove the reclassification is absurdly complete." Uh it is absurdly complete and I would say that it probably does count, although Kirby might not count it. So that's what I would say. Oh, we got one says uh currently known and excavated one. Uh let's see. Uh Katina Pack Base says two. All right. Here Here go. >> How many do you think? All right, I'll give you some uh let everybody raise your right hand. This is a test. >> Yep, raise your right hand. >> All right, most of you passed. That's good. Everybody raise your left hand. >> Why? Cuz he said to. >> I now know you can participate in my little survey. >> Aw. >> How many in here say there's more than 50 T-Rex fossils over the whole planet? Okay, 90% or more. How many say more than 100? Okay, how many say less than 50? How many say less than 25? Who How many say less than 10? Six. >> What does this have to do with anything? >> I don't know, but what it does mean is that my audience had a pretty okay sense of about how many. And I appreciate that about them. >> Every museum that you go into is going to have a T-Rex fossil in there, but what you don't realize is that the vast majority are cast. Be- >> I do realize that because I am someone who cares. I've known this for I It is decades. >> presumptuous of him, isn't it? >> Yeah. So >> No one looks down on their audience quite as much as creationists. >> Vishanti's got it. >> Yes. Yes. >> That is 100% >> I As As the words were coming out of my mouth, I was uh >> I was thinking that. >> I was about to say it, too, but Vishanti beat me to it. >> [laughter] >> Yep, you are completely correct. Uh Lieutenant Math Navigator for $5 says, "Can I show Kirby my hand up with three digits at full extension?" Oh, sorry, with digit three. Yeah, at full extension. I sure You know what? I I will allow it. I will allow you to show Kirby your hand uh with the palm facing you and the back of your hand facing him, obviously. With digit three at full extension, and only digit three. Yep, that is perfectly acceptable. >> Or I'm going to push up my sunglasses like Johnny Cage. >> [laughter] >> If you know, you know. >> Uh I still have to see that. I also still have to see uh >> Yeah, you do. >> Iron Lung, but that's coming at the end of the month. So, I'm actually probably going to actually pay YouTube a few dollars to rent Iron Lung just because I appreciate someone making a successful movie outside of the studio system and also doing profit sharing with his cast and crew. Which is a thing that not everyone has heard about, I don't know. But yeah, that movie had a a revenue sharing a profit sharing agreement on with the crew cuz there was basically no cast. Um so, yeah. The more money the movie makes, the more money the crew makes. Which is fun cuz they all were also paid enough to just do the movie in the first place. So, yeah. Um I appreciate Markiplier doing such a uh like worker-friendly thing for his movie. So, good job, Mark. Um that's not me uh overall endorsing Markiplier, I don't know. I'm just saying, you know what? That is a pro-worker move and I appreciate it. Uh Lieutenant Matthew Navigator for $2 says, I realize this because I'm not stupid. Yes. Uh it well, okay. You don't have to be stupid not realize this, but like if you're at all interested in museums and dinosaurs, this is probably something you learned a while ago. Josh Wiggins for $5 says, how much you want to bet I can throw a football over them mountains, Uncle Rico? >> [laughter] >> Yes, Uncle Rico. Yes. >> And the answer is no, he cannot do that. >> [clears throat] >> Medikiki Platypus Librarian for $5 >> food. >> Do you want a quesadilla? >> Dang quesadilla. >> Uh Medikiki for $5 says, here we see the science process of the audience voting in action. It's an effect as effective as an ordained to seeing uh treating aging with sunlight and random herbs. Uh so, I actually do want to slightly disagree there because there is a thing called like the the wisdom of crowds. And so, like this is actually a statistical phenomenon that's been pretty well demonstrated. That if you ask a large number of people some kind of question that they have some reasonable way of like thinking about and coming up with some kind of reasonable guess for, if you average out their answers, answers, you'll actually get pretty close to the right answer. So, like if you're doing one of those things like how many gumballs are in the jar, and you like tell you average out all like whatever thousand guesses you get, the number that you actually get on those guesses is probably going to be pretty close to the actual number. Similarly, people have done this with like, "Hey, how much does this cow weigh?" And the answers converged on about the right number. So, like crowds of people can make pretty decent guesses. And the idea that has been used to explain this, although I don't know how accurate it is, is that basically everyone has some reasonable assumptions. And most people have some unreasonable assumptions that will bias them either high or low on these types of guesses. But, because those are going to be more or less random, those erroneous assumptions tend to even out across the entire crowd. And so, what you're left with are like as the average is going to be the reasonable guesses that are actually pretty close. So, uh, you know, there's there is a certain wisdom in crowds. Does that mean that you could just take a poll and like just do physics by poll? No, no, it does not mean that. But, you know, a Triceratops who's been a member for 25 months says, "Dr. Kip, show us your awesome t-shirt. AIG is a sack of sticks." I'll take a drink. Show us your awesome t-shirt. So, yeah. Uh, a bunch of my shirts are N.W.A. shirts, which are really cool. Um, but this one this one is uh is like Sesame Street doing doing an N.W.A. thing. >> Nice. >> That's not N.W.A. That's the cover for the >> it? >> Death Row Records. It was Snoop, Tupac, Dre, and uh >> Yeah. >> Ol' Big and Ol' Big and what's-his-name. God, he's in prison still, thankfully. >> Chick night. >> For $2 says Dab's Kalshi check came in, I guess. No, I am not taking a sponsorship from Kalshi. Screw those guys. Uh for one thing, that's not actually the wisdom of the crowds. A lot of that is just people manipulating those bets. Cuz they're bets, cuz it's gambling. I don't care what they say. Um and a lot of the people who can So, one of the things is, if you put a big bet, it helps shift the odds disproportionately, right? Cuz it's not how many people are betting on an outcome, it's how many dollars are betting on an outcome on Kalshi. And what that means is, you can also simply manifest things into reality. Like you can say, "Oh, I bet $10,000 that this TV host will wear a red will wear a red tie." And then there's nothing preventing that TV host from also betting on what color tie he will wear, and then winning money himself. So, Kalshi is less of a reality prediction machine. It is instead just a way for insiders to do inside betting on nonsense that they have control over in the first place. So, if you are not someone who can do that, and you are placing money on Kalshi, you are just playing into this, and you're probably going to lose your money most of the time. It's not a coincidence. >> player, hate the game. >> I suppose. >> I'm just kidding. >> It's not a It's not a coincidence that a large number of very high-value bets were placed on US military action the day before US military action happens several times in a row over the past few months. That's not a coincidence. That's people at the Pentagon making money off of knowing who the United States is going to murder. Possibly including Pete Hegseth, although I don't have any particular evidence that it's him, but like given what I know about Pete Hegseth, would it be a surprise? No. All right, here we go. >> Cuz there's only six that are 90% complete or more. Now, there's a bunch of others where you find a bone, teeth are very common. Uh we actually do dinosaur digs out in Montana and take people out because what I want you to do is I want to I want you to put feet to your faith. >> That's a weird way to do that. >> What is Wow. >> I I would think that that would be more like a >> I digging up dinosaur bones? >> Yeah, that sounds like more like a pilgrimage thing. Like I've known people I've known people who've done pilgrimages, not just to like Jerusalem, but to all sorts of places. I know someone who did a pilgrimage to San Francisco. So, yeah. Um This this friend of mine went to go see the relics of one of her favorite saints, which are in fact interred in San Francisco. Yes. [clears throat] She was a fan of St. John the Wonder Worker of Shanghai and San Francisco. >> Who was pretty based. >> He was pretty based. Most of the wonders that he worked involved uh getting food and money for orphans. >> That's that's That's awesome. >> Yeah. So, like that that is Okay, I'll say this. That does not strike me as particularly miraculous, but it does sound me strike me as being a very good thing to do. So, good job, St. John. >> saint-worthy to me. >> Yeah, right. Um Also, it's a pretty interesting combination to be saint something of Shanghai and San Francisco. That is a not a combination you would normally expect. But, you know, he was a bishop in both places. >> you know about the history of immigration in San Francisco, then it makes perfect sense. >> Except he was Russian. >> Meh. >> [laughter] >> Tree Clam Tad for $2 says, "Uh I can hate the player and the game, Vish." You know what? That's true. >> True, you can. >> It's true. In fact, in this case, maybe you can hate >> Yeah, and Vish, you are my designated hater. >> And I am a hater. I'm not going to lie. >> All right, I'm going to hit play. Also, I wish I had blurred this kid's face out, but it's too late now. >> When when somebody tells you, "Well, you can't do that. You can't do this. The Bible is wrong here." Go look. >> [snorts] >> Because what you're going to find is that what you see in the world is consistent with what you read in the word. >> Let's take a drink for that because Oh boy, is that not true for most of it? >> Mhm. >> At least not the parts we're talking about here, which is like, you know, Genesis 1 through 11. We are uh not That is not the case. Um Genesis 1 through 11 has basically been precluded as strongly as anything could ever be precluded outside of just like like ontological impossibility. Like it's logically impossible. Cuz I guess logically, like sure, it's not self-contradictory most of the time. It is a little bit a few of the places. But most of the time, Genesis 1 through 11 is internally consistent. So, other than the fact that that that's the case, yeah, this is about as falsified as anything could reasonably be falsified. Yeah, so if your Hebrew conlanger monger says, "Did you realize that your super chat goes up to $10?" So, yeah, uh except it's not though, because also we had a $10 super chat come in and it didn't trigger. And also, I very specifically clicked on all color or all super chats. Uh it's been broken. It's been broken for me. It's been broken for a number of other people. I watched it be broken for um myself last time, so back on uh Tuesday. I watched it be broken for Craig FTFE uh I want to say yesterday. It's broken right now. I think it might have also been broken It was also broken for me uh yesterday on my Dungeons & Dragons stream. And I think it's been broken for Chesh, too. So, yeah, it's just broken right now. But I'm going to keep putting it up there because when it gets unbroken, I think that'll be the only way I find out is because it starts working again. So, it says it's $10 and up. That's not what I clicked. And if you do a $10 or up super chat, it still won't increment the counter. So, that's That's great. But, we're also actually pretty darn close to the number value. We are uh let's see uh $21 away from unleashing Kip. And Vishanti. >> But, Vishanti can stealth uh drop F-bombs, though. >> You said You said 20 what? >> actually. >> Yeah. >> I I also dropped one. >> 21. >> 21. >> Dollars? >> Yes. US. >> Can you set your cuz I How do you set your your super chat goal to a specific dollar figure? Cuz I've tried Oh, okay. But, you said you're only $21 away. >> Yeah, that's because because it's not working. I just came up with a number that is uh roughly what I >> I see. Got it. >> So, I usually set it >> I understand now. >> Before I was setting it to $35 super chats. And so, if I just multiply five by 30, that's roughly where I'm looking in terms of the >> Sure. >> the number. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. >> I have to have people that are teaching how to take and apply their faith in this world gone crazy. And dinosaurs are one of those tools that are being used to get a generation to not trust the Bible be >> No. >> No. >> No. >> No, what you're >> No, the The dinosaur dinosaurs really don't have anything to do with trusting the Bible. What? Like, it just Okay. >> If you lie about what the Bible says, and then kids learn something else in school that's backed up with science, then that's on you, bud. That's not that Satan or evil evolutionists are trying to get your kids to not believe the Bible. You could just stop lying about what the Bible says. >> Plus, the vast [snorts] majority of scientists never are even considering what's in the Bible when they're doing their work. Like >> Correct. >> basically >> The number of uh There's a couple super chats. So, first Primordial Puggle sends $20 with no message. Thank you very much, Primordial Puggle. And then Lieutenant Matt the Navigator sends $21 US. Says this guy deserves the appropriate language. So, you know what? Yeah, [ __ ] off this guy. Um >> [ __ ] off. >> Exactly. >> Yeah. >> Shanti, you want to >> I love you, yada. >> Uh there we go. And then Josh sent five Dapper Dinosaur memberships. So, I'll take five drinks there. Um but I had a thing that I was going to say and I don't remember what it is. Um Oh, right. Most scientists >> twin, Sydney Raptor got a gift membership. Hooray! >> Nice. >> Good job, Jawed Rap. >> Oh, you know what? Um while I take the five drinks, what I want to uh Vish to do is to explain to everyone the holiday tomorrow that Western Christians are celebrating, which is Pentecost. Um but before that, I want to say >> Damn, y'all are late. >> Um >> Actually, no. You know what? I'm going to give y'all credit because you're a lot closer to Shavuot than >> Eastern Christians. >> the other Christians. So. >> Well, that'll be next week for Eastern Christians. Um >> Damn. >> Oh. Okay. What I was going to say is most scientists, when they do their work, it never ever enters their mind to consider how what they're doing interacts with anything in the Bible. None of them are essentially none of them are doing that. The number of of scientists who do that is so small that I can just call it none because like look, if 99.995 counts as pure gold for a gold ingot, then I can say that it's way less than that in terms of the percentage of scientists who are thinking about the Bible when they're reading off like statistics or looking at plots of data or anything like that. They just are not doing it. >> Oh, [ __ ] I got to send this thing. I just now remembered that I need to send the tell it to you a nut sure video to Matt Monger cuz he likes him him a good a nut sure joke. >> Awesome. But also >> me of that. >> Vish, if you could explain >> Shavuot and/or Pentecost relatively quickly cuz I'm only taking five drinks. >> Yeah, so when Passover hits 49 days, which is 7 weeks of 7 days, and the 50th day is penta five cost. Otherwise known as Shavuot, which means weeks or sevens in Hebrew. And the Jewish mark of that holiday and the Christian mark have two totally different themes and they're not the same holiday, though they share a They share an origin. I don't want to say they share a date because they really don't, but >> They share an origin. >> Yeah. >> They have a common ancestry. >> So. I suppose. >> Two days ago I learned that it's also called Whit Sunday. >> Oh, that sounds very >> Today's Whit Saturday, by the way. >> That sounds very very English. >> Wha- what does that Any idea what the Whit >> Nope. >> is supposed to do? >> If Maybe if I were Anglican >> W H I T? Quit? >> W H I T. >> I know it. >> Try ceratops says "Hog shovel old Samaria." >> That's right. >> Yeah. >> How much How much dairy did you have? >> Not much. I mean, I'm lactose intolerant, so I don't always have I don't always have Lactaid on me, but I mean, I eat so much cheese on a regular basis that it doesn't really cost me anything to do it on a special day. >> See >> Just standing in line for my meal, I'm like, "Yeah, I'll eat cheese every day." >> I feel like I would just be like, "All right, this is an excuse to buy a cheesecake." >> Oh, yeah, there's definitely lots of cheesecake and ice cream parties that happen. >> I would probably [snorts] go for the cheesecake right now, but then again, it is kind of getting hot, so maybe I would go for a ice cream. Anyway, I'm going to hit play and I'll try to remember next week to say happy Pentecost or whatever to all the Eastern Christians who watch, which I know that there are some people >> See, watch which I know that there >> if you're in Southern California, pull up on your local La Michoacana, get some ice cream and frozen yummy yums. >> That does sound good. Also, I watched a short about someone making a giant churro and I was like, I want a giant churro. >> Good. Good. >> Katie Lewis says wit as in spirit. >> Ah, okay, cuz the spirit descends on Pentecost. >> Got it. >> Of course. Yep. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, but or maybe or maybe Tree Climb Tads explanation. >> Oh, okay. Tree Climb Tad for $2 says, "It just means White Sunday because England >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Could be could be that. Could be that, too. I'm going to go ahead and say that I think Katie Lewis is the one who's who's got the actual historical answer, but I appreciate the other answers. >> can say? >> Yeah. Yeah. Could be anything. >> because of what they're teaching. >> Yeah, in like in Judaism, it marks the day that the Torah was given at Sinai, allegedly. So. >> Is dinosaurs a colossal game? >> There's a reason I should say this at least while I was considering whether or not to continue. Uh in Judaism, there's an idea that all of the people that were gathered around the mountain in story heard their heard the Torah in their language, like 70 languages that you know, parallels Genesis 10. So, when the Christians came along and went, "No, actually, our version is that the spirit came down and rested on people and they heard the gospel in all of their languages." Okay. >> I don't I think that's more of a no, actually and more of a yes, and at least originally. Cuz it's not like sure, Christians would object to the idea of people hearing the the Torah in their own languages because Christians also consider that to be the divine >> they don't generally know that that's the date on the Jewish calendar when the Torah was given. >> Well, I bet they did back in the second century. >> Usually Christians are like, "Oh yeah, Pentecost, that's a Christian holiday and it marks the day the Holy Spirit was given, but it did it it it." And they don't have any idea that this came. >> Right, but I'm saying like I think originally back in like the second or third century it was probably more common for them to know that. >> Oh yeah, I mean there's absolutely a reason that that the story in Acts is written that way because the audience would have been familiar with the Jewish practice. They're like, "Oh yeah, this totally parallels that." >> Dinosaurs are one of those tools that are being used to get a generation to not >> Didn't actually mean to hit space bar there, so that was unprofessional. Um, also one thing I was going to say is um, there's a reason that um, you got a lot of early Christian authors repeatedly saying things like, "Hey guys, synagogues aren't Christian places. You probably shouldn't be doing If you're a Christian, you should probably go to church for your weekly worship things and not a synagogue." And the reason that the these Christian bishops have to keep saying it is because for longer than you think many Christian groups and many Jewish groups were not really separate groups. >> Turns out the parting of the ways wasn't just some like sudden event where everyone's like, "All right, we're all just going to quit going to each other's like meeting places." Didn't happen that way. >> Jillian Wren says it's from white. I don't know, maybe it was. I look, I have no idea. >> Trust the Bible because of what they're teaching. I mean, like this Dinosaurs are colossal beings that shaped our childhood. Psychologists share why they captured kids' hearts. Why do kids love dinosaurs? >> Cuz they're cool. >> Yeah. >> What? Yeah. >> This is >> That's it. There's no deeper meaning. There's no like insidious plot by the devil. They're just cool. >> Popular dinosaurs are >> I'm actually surprised there's there's articles written about this. >> Yeah, cuz it seems pretty obvious how >> [clears throat] >> Doesn't it? Right, like Or did he just make these up? It's possible. >> think he are them up. These look like real articles. >> I mean, look, I've told this story before, but when I was starting kindergarten at the tender age of four, my teacher asked me like, "Hey, what do you want to be when you grow up?" And four-year-old me said, "I want to be a paleontologist and dig up dinosaurs like Archaeopteryx and Diplodocus and Iguanodon." And I started naming dinosaurs until she told me to go color. >> [laughter] >> Nice. >> This next little piece is out of date. >> Okay. >> But it'll make a point to you. >> Okay. >> Anybody ever seen any of the Jurassic Park movies? Anybody? >> Okay, hold on. >> [laughter] >> Hold on, we got to do a poll. >> Has anybody ever heard of a little indie flick called Jurassic Park? >> Yeah. >> Some guy directed it. I don't know his name. Probably nobody. >> probably like What was it like Steve Spellman Spellman? >> Arguably >> Steve Spellman? >> seen any Jurassic >> name was I think his name was Bill. >> Bill? Okay, Bill that's probably it. >> It was Bill. Paxton. >> Paxton maybe? >> Oh, the most >> Bill Pullman? >> Could could be. Could be. >> Bill Pullman? >> I I bet it's I bet it's top three um most successful film franchises of the last >> [laughter] >> 40 years. >> is my favorite president of the United States. >> He is a good president. He gave such a good speech in Independence Day. >> He should >> And his son is the Sentry. >> I don't think I knew that. >> Yeah. >> In the Jurassic Park movies. >> Louis Pullman. >> I am shocked. That's over 90% of you. Good >> Hey, over 90% of my audience has not >> If they haven't, what are we doing? If they haven't, what are we doing? >> I don't know. >> Christian people sitting in church on Sunday >> Oh, it's just a joke that didn't land. >> watching that evolution new age, new and paying to see it, I guarantee you. Oh, no. >> Do you expect them to pirate it, you freaking weirdo? >> I mean, he he is telling this as a joke, to be fair. >> This is not landing. He's not funny. >> That's why we took a drink for it. >> Oh, brother. The stakes are high. >> I enjoy it. Hey, it's my responsibility if I'm going to talk about these things, I got to experience it so I can talk about it. >> Yeah, he he was he was looking at it for research purposes. >> He forced himself to watch. >> Yep. >> Jurassic Park. >> Yep. He's got the same energy as someone as like a kid whose mom finds his little his like nudie mag stash and he's like, "I was just just learning about biology, mom." Mhm. It's It's for school, actually. Mhm. >> Cool. >> And that's a lie. I love science fiction. But anyway, do you know how successful the [laughter] Jurassic Park series has been? >> Okay, man. >> Let me Let me show you these numbers here. The franchise, Jurassic Park franchise, billion dollars global. Do you care about this? Six billion dollars. Now, merch >> Okay. >> I mean >> And? >> I'd like six billion dollars. All right, if we get to six billion dollars on this stream, I will permanently unleash Kip and Vishanti and myself, and then also maybe retire. Vish, you want the channel if I get six billion dollars in this stream? >> Um yeah, sure. >> Okay, cool. After that stuff goes from AdSense into my account, though. Not before. >> Mhm. >> Very important. >> Yeah, cuz the six billion dollars is for me. You can keep the rest of it in perpetuity. >> Do you want the wealth? >> Yeah. >> It's just the movies. The merchandise >> Cool. >> over a billion >> Merchandising. Yes, this is how the business works. >> Where the real money from the movie go? >> Merchandising. Jurassic Park the T-shirt. Jurassic Park the flamethrower. Kids are going to love this one. >> Listen to my navigator for $5 says this man hates things that are cool and completely made uh incompetently. There it is. Competently made because he's never been either. Damn. I'll take a drink. [laughter] >> Yeah, I'm not going to listen to someone [ __ ] on Jurassic Park like your mom should have swallowed. You shut up, dude. Have some fun. >> Tree Clown Ted says does that mean that you have to be >> time I said I was a hater? >> Yeah. Tree Clown Ted says does that mean that Vish has to become a pre-rendered dinosaur? That's up to her. >> You know what? Okay. I'll consider. >> There you go. >> Like if I were going to become a pre-rendered dinosaur like V-Tuber, what would I be? >> Um Compsognathus. >> Eh, I don't know. >> I mean you were very enthusiastic about the Compsognathus mount in the museum when you were with me, an actual dinosaur in the dinosaur museum. >> That's true. I was, but I was also extremely excited about all the ceratopsians. >> That's true. You found out how big their heads are and >> Because those were [laughter] pure >> Yeah. >> Okay. Can Can I just Can I just say that I saw I saw Jurassic Park in the theater and I saw it at the North Hill Cinema, which is gone. But the North Hill Cinema was like a 400-seat theater that had I believe it was the largest screen in uh in the city of Calgary at the at the time that I that I went to go see it. Yeah. And it was it was it was great. It was the second uh it was the the second most memorable thing I did that summer. >> Ooh. >> in [snorts] dollars. >> Okay. >> Guys, I'm grabbing them. Every movie he see to a multi-billion dollar powerhouse largely driven by waves of uh >> Look, also I want to say that Jurassic Park is a movie rules for more than just the cool dinosaurs and shirt opening to bare his chest Jeff Goldblum. >> [laughter] >> It's also a wonderful critique of how capitalism gets people killed. Like oh, these animals weren't weren't made for this environment or to coexist with these creatures. Yeah, whatever. We're going to make a lot of money. Who cares? Oh no, people are dying. Let's make a million sequels where we never learn any lessons. >> [sighs] >> By the way, I'm skipping through the the stuff because I accept that dinosaurs are are both popular and lucrative. I don't I don't need any further >> like he's spending a lot of time on this. >> Well, you see earlier on he said we don't have much time. Well, yeah. But earlier you you see he said we don't have much time, but this is an hour-long video. So, he has to actually pad out a lot of time because this is So, this context wasn't here because I skipped past it, but this is what these people are listening to as the sermon on a Sunday. >> Yeah. >> And if there's one thing I know about Protestant Sunday services, it's that the centerpiece is a very long sermon. >> Yeah. >> Unless you're like modern hip evangelicals and it's like 20 minutes at most. >> Well, I would prefer that because quite frankly >> Cuz you got to you got to beat the Methodists to the to the buffet. >> [laughter] >> There's a reason why if I have to sit through an entire church service, I would prefer it to be like like an Orthodox or Catholic service where like the homily can be skipped if you need to and even if you don't, it's not going to be very long. It's like 10 minutes. >> Yeah, and like there are some priests that are cool enough like there I've heard this many times like the priest is a big baseball fan or an NFL dude and he's just like, you know, we're going to turn the homily today so I can go home and watch the Giants. >> [laughter] >> It's like, okay. >> I'm uh There's something that we can use to connect with the generation and challenge them to think. >> Hello fellow kids. How old are you? >> [laughter] >> A Steven Harvey ass. >> I know. >> [laughter] [gasps] >> Okay, this just reminded me of a Yom Kippur like I don't want to say sermon because they're not sermons in the same way but a lot of fundraising happens and things like that cuz you know, most people if they're Jewish will at least try to go on one of the big holidays. So, I remember the rabbi constantly reminding us like, hey, it's Yom Kippur. Can we focus for a few hours? I know there's a game on right now. >> [laughter] >> Like focus. Please don't look up the college football rivalry or whatever else thing was going on. >> [laughter] >> Cuz literally as soon as the students like the service is over, people like hurriedly shuffled [laughter] outside to check their phone and the scores. >> Nice. What you got to do What you got to do is install an entire Faraday cage over the shul so that way the phones don't [laughter] even work. They don't get reception in there. >> Uh that seems like a security risk. >> That's why you have a landline. >> is also in the deep south. This is like Alabama where you know, college football is like the state religion. So, telling people, hey, don't check on the Auburn and Alabama scores is a legit thing. >> Yeah. >> [snorts] >> I'm Jewish on Yom Kippur. Every other day, I'm a football fan. >> That's right. >> [laughter] >> That's right. >> Now, that leads to a question though. How do we even know that dinosaurs existed? >> The fact that he feels like he needs [laughter] to bring this up says a whole lot about what's going on in creationist churches and I'm going to take a drink. Because the obvious answer is well we've got bones and the second obvious answer is like I can look outside and see them. In fact today of the vertebrates that are not supposed to be living in my house that I have seen which by the way none of them were in my house thankfully. Um I have seen three vertebrates today outside. Two of them were dinosaurs and one was a lizard. Yep. It's pretty big whip whip tail for the lizard and then both the dinosaurs were >> Tad knows. Iron Bull baby. That's right. [laughter] >> Uh both the dinosaurs were white-winged doves which are very common here. >> Sing the songs that I hear she's singing. >> How do we know? I mean we see them you know in movies so that obviously proves that they existed right? >> about your ignorance. Imagine that. >> Uh imagine being in a community where you feel the need to to pause and actually convince your audience that dinosaurs existed. >> Right. >> Like if you find yourself in that community >> [clears throat] >> maybe stop and consider. Why am I even saying this? All right go ahead. >> No no I was just going to say maybe maybe he is more media savvy than we give him credit for and he recognizes that a bunch of these people uh probably were listening to a Candace Owens podcast. >> Oh yeah you're right Jesus. I hate how this is. Dinosaurs are fake and gay. >> This is why Poweless and Chains put out a record called >> [laughter] >> Uh actually I will say this for Candace Owens cuz you know Candace Owens says that dinosaurs seem kind of fake and gay and I will say that she's half right because while dinosaurs are not fake we do know of a lot of gay dinosaurs, so you know, if she >> Right on, yeah. >> right, yeah. >> That's true. >> Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of well-documented reports of various dinosaurs who are many dinosaur species are either monogamous or serially monogamous. And there are a lot of reports of same-sex mated pairs um who sometimes even steal eggs from other dinosaurs. Which is a little weird, but you know, they didn't lay an egg, so they go steal one. It's biology. >> Shout out to the the single dads raising their eggs and sometimes other birds' eggs. >> Actually, sometimes at zoos um in order to kind of spread out the the rate chick raising duties, they will actually go in and take eggs from nests and put them in the nests that have been built by gay birds. So that they have something to incubate and then they will actually raise the chick. And by the way, just like it's been shown in humans, chicks raised by same-sex couple come out just fine. Just like it's been demonstrated numerous times with humans. It turns out that it's not actually having a mommy and a daddy that helps. It's having more than one loving parent who is attentive and able to take care of a child. And that that's that's the more important thing. Basically, that there be two is the ideal. Turns out what sex or gender identity those parents have not actually very important. Uh let's see. >> doesn't fit my politics. >> I know. How disappointing. Uh Lucian the Navigator for $2 says, "How do we know that trees exist?" It's a mystery. Yeah, I mean, you can just go look. Uh let's see. >> Ask my sinuses. >> [laughter] >> I'm pretty sure. >> Uh Templar Warden for five kiwi dollars says, "They brag about their ignorance because they're proud of their ignorance." That is actually a lot of >> Mhm. >> case in a lot of times, yeah. >> That's a lot, yeah. >> not of the world I am. >> Uh let's see. Have you seen Jurassic Park, any Jurassic Park movies? 84% have have seen a Jurassic Park movie, only 16% have not out of the 58 voters. >> I would I would like to point out that Arrow Dodger lied in the poll. He said so. They said so. Um, so >> All right. >> So, there. >> All right, here we go. >> I hope not because I've seen a lot of things in movies that I hope don't exist, right? But, you're right. It's the bones. >> I I me too. Me too. Um, yeah. >> Yeah, I got to I got to agree with Tree Claim Todd. As Dan McLellan said, grow the [ __ ] up. >> Yeah. >> We know from the bones. Now, I'd say that because I'm not going to lie to you. I'm going to be very up front with you. I've had a lot of people that come to me and say, "Carl, those weren't real animals. You know, Satan put those there to deceive us." >> Wow. >> I'm going to just go take a drink. That's confirmation that yes, he's saying this because that is the kind of community he's in where disbelief in dinosaurs is just a regular part of the day. >> Yep. The devil put dinosaurs here. >> Carl, >> Okay, I would wait. I see our hand raised. Um, I [snorts] I was going to I was wondering just just as he said that as you were talking about that now this makes me think that this might have been a uh a Jack Chick talking point as well. >> I don't know because I know that he has Sorry. >> The just the the idea, right? The the dinosaur bones were invented by Satan. >> So, I've only [clears throat] seen one paleontology related Jack Chick like Chick tract. And that one was actually co-authored by Kent Hovind who does believe that dinosaurs were real. So, I don't think that any of the Chick tracts say that dinosaurs weren't real. >> He was not always consistent. So. >> True. >> Um, and he worked with different people. >> True. >> Towards the same goal. But, um. >> Maybe. >> I know. >> that, uh. San Diego Comic-Con standing outside giving out Chick tracts unironically. I. >> I would take so many. >> I was messaging Dapper about this. I'm like, "Oh my god, I [laughter] haven't seen Chick tracts in the wild in a while." >> I would take one of each. >> Have you guys Have you guys seen the documentary? Uh, God's Cartoons. So good. So good. >> Have you seen Chick tracts? >> have had they had a copy of the Big Daddy one. >> Have you seen the, uh, film adaptation of Darkest Dungeon? >> Yes. >> Yeah. My My favorite fact about that is that Jack Chick signed off on it after it was done. And at no point did he pick up on the very, very unsuttle lesbian themes in the movie. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> It's just extremely unsuttle. Um, and just went right over his head. >> [laughter] >> Um. So. Anyway, I see our actually had a similar experience with what I think Carl was having, right? Because in the wake of, uh, like the vaccines for COVID becoming available back in like 2021. A bunch of the audience of ICR. Was complaining about them telling people to get vaccinated. And they were going off on all these pseudo-scientific rants about how bad vaccines were, how they had microchips, [laughter] and how they were going to alter your DNA because of the reverse transcriptase or whatever. Like just just absolute nonsense. And the ICR guys. Mostly the PhDs are constantly saying like, "No guys, this is solid science. You can trust us. We've looked into this." The research checks out. >> Nope. >> And it's like, "Huh, how did you guys find yourself?" At the center of a community full of science deniers by your own account. >> Weird. >> What is What is it about you that has placed you in this circumstance? And this is what's happening with Carl Kerby, right? Carl, how is it that you have a fan base that is skeptical of the very existence of dinosaurs? What do you think it says about you as a person as well as the community in which you exist that that is a prominent thing that you have to fight against? >> It could not possibly be the case that they would regularly [ __ ] on science and the scientific method. They're anti-intellectual and they go around saying it's all fake news and whatever other catchphrase they have. And then, yeah, when people start dying, they're like, "Wait, guys, no, you can trust science." All of a sudden. Okay, bud. Don't act surprised. >> Uh Olivia Williams for $6.99 Beaver Buck says, "They still sometimes pop up in Quebec City, particularly the one where they watch the movie of their life." Oh, I'm I'm vaguely familiar with that one. Um Maybe if I ever make it to Quebec City, I'll uh I'll check that out. I think the only city I've actually ever spent time in in Quebec is Montreal. Which I've had fun in. I've I mean, I I enjoyed my time in Montreal. I've gone there three times, I want to say. >> Yeah. >> I So, I used to live in a place where you could hop on a train and hop off in Montreal. And it was like a like a 5-hour train ride or something. You just hop on the train. And like, you go through customs at the border. And then you just get off and you're in Montreal. Very nice. Very convenient. I no longer live in such a place. Uh let's see. For $2 Fear Hebrew Conlang Monger says, "Jack Chick of Chick Tract fame or Jacked Chickt." I think it's Jack Chick of Chick Tract fame. But yes. >> [laughter] >> Um Actually, you know what? >> He rolled that He rolled that uh that that tract It It's a whole Jack Chick publishers, right? They made comic books. They published actual books, too. >> So, here's if you want There are >> [snorts] >> at least two streams on like the back catalog of this channel of me going through Jack Chick publications. One is a we did series of Chick tract readings with uh So, Chesh was there, Bent was there. Bishanti, I think you were there, too, right? >> Yeah. Yeah, I read some of them. >> And then we also have one that is basically Jack Chick's take on like hominid evolution as a full-size comic book with a picture of a guy running away from a woolly mammoth on the cover. And there's a few things about that. One is >> Awesome. >> Oh, I remember that one. >> is absolutely bonkers. However, whoever did the cover art, which we actually did look into it and we found out who it was and he's actually passed on, but he was he was doing some absolutely awesome comic book art. >> That would have probably would have been Fred What's his name? Fred Thompson is my guess. >> I don't know. I don't remember. >> Who was who was a a phenomenally good artist. >> And worked for Chick tracts? >> And worked for Yeah, and were and and was yeah, a black man, too. >> That is I don't I don't remember that the guy that we found >> That is Yeah, that's the guy. Yeah. >> Yeah, he did. It's disappointing that it's on such a crap book, but like I cannot say that it was not amazingly good art. He was He was absolutely wonderful. >> He was Yeah, no, he was he was incredible. >> Yeah. All right. >> Like it's it's yeah, it's No, I just you know, you're right. If I get if I start if I start complaining about the fact that this man didn't didn't draw like actual comic books, right? Um it's going to it's going to make me upset. >> Hey, at least we got to see some nice art out of it even if it was for a very unfortunate cause. >> Fair. Fair. >> They those things never existed. Sorry. I've led the digs. I've dug the bones. I've busted the knuckles on these things. >> But did you check the Satan before you left? >> What does he mean when he says, "I led the digs?" >> It means that he paid someone on whose land can be found dinosaurs to let him take a group onto the land to dig up the dinosaur bones. >> So just with the shovel and I mean I mean he doesn't know what the [ __ ] he's doing, I assume. Um because >> why would he >> So some people who have land that they charge people to go on to look for dinosaurs do actually have some knowledge of how to successfully extract a dinosaur from the ground. >> Sure. >> they will be there to help with that. Um >> So you think he he maybe hire somebody to who knows what they're doing to to help him? >> It's actually not entirely impossible that he has the basic rudiments of how to successfully extract a fossil >> a fossil off from a matrix. It's not impossible. >> I Right. I'm just I'm just finding it very difficult to give him the benefit of the doubt on just about anything at this point. >> I mean it's fair, but that set of skills is something that you can learn and people who do a lot of private dinosaur digs do tend to learn those basic skills. Unlike Carl Baugh who just brought some muriatic acid to dissolve away the skeleton that he was trying to excavate. >> Stupid [ __ ] Boy. >> Saying, and I quote, "will burn the bones out of the ground." >> Yep, that's how that works. >> Mhm. >> [laughter] >> Uh I'm going to hit play before I think too much about Carl Baugh destroying what might have been the largest ever Acrocanthosaurus find in history and then just turning it into soup. >> [groaning] >> Turning it into soup after >> Yeah, exactly. Turning it into soup after it had already been trampled on by many, many people. >> They are legit. They were real animal. >> mhm >> set science back. >> Yep. >> Okay. I've taken the bone, personally taken under electron microscope, seen what's on the inside. These were real animals and I don't think they're anything we need to be afraid of. Now >> Well, I mean I agree there. You don't need to be afraid of dinosaurs. >> dead. Well, so I shouldn't say that entire They're They're what he's talking about. >> there are some dinosaurs you should be afraid of. You should be afraid of like ostriches and like >> Yeah. >> emus. >> Mhm. >> So So large ratites basically is what you should be scared [clears throat] of. But we'll take a drink. Generally speaking, you don't need to be scared of dinosaurs. Now of course he means that you should be scared of dinosaurs because they're going to destroy your faith in Christ. Which I should say >> if your if your faith is such that dinosaurs are a threat to it, just get rid of that faith. It's not worth it. Go do something else. Go, I don't know, uh become a different religion or just join a different group of Christians who don't think that the existence of dinosaurs would be a threat. Cuz they I'll give you a hint, that's most groups of Christians. Right? Like you just combine the Eastern Orthodox and the Catholic Church together and that's the vast majority of Christians and I'm not aware of any of them who are scared of dinosaurs. Although I guess Seraphim Rose was sort of a creationist, but um Look, there are reasons why despite a lot of people wanting to be, he's never been decided to be a saint. So, yeah. >> My friend says they were once attacked by a crow. >> That is unfortunate. >> vindictive. Yeah. >> Were you messing with its kids? Cuz they do that. I'm going to say when it comes to conflicts between humans and crows, most of the time I'm on on crow's side. >> Mhm. That might be my dinosaur bias, though. >> My passion about dinosaurs goes way back. And believe it or not, that is me. A >> I mean, I believe it. It looks like a young Carl. >> Yeah. >> Long time ago. Remember the T-Rex Sue? >> Yeah, we were best friends. >> Yeah. >> Sue. Why is she so famous? Cuz she's 90% complete, right? And that's >> Well, also because at the time she was >> T-Rex. >> The largest, yeah. She was the largest T-Rex ever found. >> God. >> That's the That's probably the bigger reason, but sure, she was also very complete. Also a good reason for >> Easily the most Probably the most photographed dinosaur skeleton ever discovered. >> I would hazard that if you picture a dinosaur skeleton in your head, chances are the one you're picturing is Sue. >> Yeah. >> Like huge, huge, huge, huge. Only one of six. All right. In Chicago, at the Chicago Field Museum, where I lived for a long time, >> He lived in the Chicago Field Museum. >> at the museum. >> That's cool. Good for you, Carl. >> [laughter] >> Wow. >> Oh, that's uh unexpected, but, you know, interesting. >> That's where they have the original >> they had facilities there. That's pretty cool. >> Oh, he was crashing. He was He I can guarantee he wasn't He wasn't legitimately allowed to live in the Chicago Field Museum. >> Squatting Squatting in a museum. >> Yeah, he's frogging in the the museum in Chicago. >> Pretty Pretty cool. >> It's like hiding in a vent all day, then at night he comes out to raid like the snack stands. >> [laughter] [snorts] >> Washing himself off in the bathroom with the sink. >> Uh-huh. >> You look, when I I had pneumonia in the navy, and I was in the medical ward, which is basically being in the hospital, except the ship's out to sea. And I was in there for like five or six days, and I wasn't allowed to go take a shower. So, I had to use hand soap and the sink to wash myself. And so, I'm standing here with the IV pole thing in one hand, and I'm in coveralls, so I like drop the coveralls down to my waist, and I'm looking and I'm like, "Okay, so I just like take some water in my hands and slap it onto myself, and then use some hand soap cuz that's all they have, liquid hand soap, and then just slapping that on, and like trying to get clean that way." And I was like, "This is horrible. I hate every second of this." What I'm saying is, kids, don't get pneumonia. It sucks. Uh also, they told my >> the Navy. >> Or join the Navy. Yeah, that's true. >> say don't join the Navy. >> Both of those are bad things. They actually told my division that they didn't think I would make it. They didn't tell me that. >> God. >> But yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> Yeah, medical staff told my my chain of command, they were like, "Yeah, uh he's probably not he's probably not going to make it." And I was like, "Oh, okay." >> That's awful. [laughter] >> Jeez. A lieutenant navigator for $2 says, "But how did he evade the museum assassins?" >> [laughter] >> It's a good question. Yeah, famously museums do employ assassins to make sure that you don't debunk their Neanderthal displays. >> That's right. >> Uh I Look, I'm I'm not trying to be mean to Cindy Lincoln, but it is still astounding to me that Cindy Lincoln just accepted that there were museum assassins chasing a man across Europe because he had shifted the positions on their Neanderthal jaws in their displays of Neanderthal skulls. Like, just Come on, Cindy. You can't think that that's a plausible story. Really? You think there were museum assassins going after an orthodontist because he messed with a display? Uh okay. >> Well, they made six copies of it to put in other museums, and that was one of the copies I got to go get my picture taken with. And so, I I love the bones. >> Wait, so this wasn't actually >> Cuz it does does it seriously look like it's photoshopped, doesn't it? >> It does. It looks like there's three layers like there's four layers actually. It looks like there's a washed out background layer, a Carl layer, a Jurassic Park T-Rex layer, and then the Sue layer. >> design is my passion ass thumbnail. >> Yeah, I don't And then also there's like a little stand that's just coming out in the foreground. Like no, Carl, you didn't This isn't a photograph of you that you took of this Sue. >> If this isn't a real photograph, what is going on? Like why Yeah. >> No, I'm taking a drink. This is This is a Photoshop. Carl, come on. >> Yep. >> Okay. Uh Tree Clown Ted says, "From the mixed-up files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, but it's the Field Museum, not the American Museum of Natural History, Carl Concato over here." Yep. To stay in the museum. >> We know they existed because of fossils. Now, who in here can tell me what is a fossil? >> All right. Vish, do you know what a fossil is? >> I do. Do I have to like define it for this clown? >> Yeah, well, for the audience. We got to we got to take the poll, but it's going to be a very uh horrible thing to actually just have to read all the answers. So, I'm going to ask you and I'm going to ask Kip and then we're going to see how right y'all are. >> Okay. >> her first. >> I mean I was just going to say that they are um they're remains of animals that have been permineralized and basically turned into a type of rock. >> Okay. Yep. >> See, that that's more or less what I was going to say, but I was struggling to figure out how to put that into the proper words. So, what Vish said. >> Okay. Uh so, the actual definition is they are the traces of any organism, so they don't have to be animals, um that are more than 10,000 years old. So, they don't actually have to be permineralized either. >> Oh, really? Oh. Uh, but at least 10,000 years old. >> Yep. >> Okay. Wow. >> No. Permineralized fossils are probably the most common kind of body fossil. And so, when we talk about the process of fossilization, that's also permineralization. And so, that's why there's often a confusion between permineralization and fossilization. Because technically, it doesn't have to be permineralized. So, for instance, um, if you have, like a lot of plant fossils are actually impressions that aren't permineralized. There's just a a cavity in the rock in the shape of the plant. And that's still a fossil. >> Okay. Hm. >> So. All right. What's What is Carl going to say? Is Carl going to screw it up? >> Have you watched this? >> Like a week ago on times 2.5 speed. >> Oh, okay. All right. >> It's It's an old bone. >> No. >> No. Really? Is that it? An old bone? >> No. >> Mineralized. Okay, something that >> Nope, also not required. We'll take a drink because well, I'm absolutely fine with my co-hosts not knowing because that's not something they're opting to give a talk about. Carl is opting to give a talk about it, which means it He's required to be correct. So, so no, that is >> Is >> not it. >> However, isn't he aren't these answers coming from the audience that he's interacting with? I don't know if we've I I >> You have a good point. >> I hate to do this, but it I don't know that he's actually given his answer yet, right? >> You have a good point. And I will I will rescind my criticism until later. But I'm not going to get back the drink because I don't want to. >> sure it's coming. >> Yeah. >> Was once alive is now mineralized. You know, that's not necessarily true. >> Oh, you know what? Good job. >> Oh my god, dude. >> I'll take a drink. That's That's true. It's not necessarily true. However, if you do have an old enough bone that it permineralized, that will be a fossil. >> That's what I would have told you. But you know what we find now? The bone's not necessarily mineralized. >> Okay, he's going to go on to soft tissue, isn't he? >> Oh. >> Soft tissue and fossils are fossils. It's not not true. But you know what he's going to do because he's a young earth creationist, he's going to say therefore they're not old. >> Can't be. Bones that I found I can show you the pictures I took, put under electron microscope. And inside the bone blood clots. Blood vessels. >> Uh >> Do you think Do you think this is actually something that he's actually found >> that didn't happen because you cannot take a fossil bone >> bones and put them under a microscope and >> This is a story that didn't happen because you cannot take a fossil bone and put it under a microscope and see these things. You have to dissolve away the >> don't think that Carl was sitting in a lab with various weak acids waiting for weeks to dissolve away the bone so that he could take what little remains and take a look at that way. I No, this is a story that didn't happen. Sorry, Carl, no you didn't. And Carl, if you're wrong please feel free to email me come on the channel and you can show me like the pictures and the methods that you used and where you did it and I will issue you a formal apology and I will take this I will take this particular stream down. I will edit in my apology right here. And then I will re-upload it with a new title indicating the apology, Carl. So feel free to So prove me wrong. >> So may maybe you don't know the answer to this, but why why did um Mary Schweitzer decide to do this in the first place? >> She did not. It was an accident. Yep. >> Oh. >> She and her lab assistant forgot that they'd put the bone in the acid cuz originally so it's a weak acid, right? And the original idea was just to clean off the little bits of dirt and dust or whatever that were on the bone, so they could later go do other tests. Without having any of that extra stuff in there. But I think [clears throat] for I think it was a couple samples, but I don't remember the exact number of samples, but some of the samples they just kind of forgot them on the shelf for about a week or so. And then um Dr. Schweitzer then not just I guess Ms. Schweitzer at the time uh was like, "Well, I guess let's take a look at what's left. That'll be interesting." And it turns out it was very interesting. >> Right. Yeah. >> So, yep. Just >> was Am I right too that she was she was working for Jack Horner at the time? >> Indeed. Uh Epstein files alumnus Jack Horner. >> Yes. Mhm. >> Mhm. Cuz remember, we don't let them get away with that without mentioning it. >> Thank you for Thank you for for uh >> Yep. >> bringing that up. >> Uh turns out there's a lot of people who are on that list and a lot of people whose name you know, and it sucks. >> Mhm. And it sucks. >> We didn't know. We were just having a boys club. >> [ __ ] off. [ __ ] off into the sun. The thing that's crazy to me is like people knew about this in the '90s. >> Yeah. >> Right? Like this isn't this isn't news. Like if you were paying attention at all Actually reminds me of a friend of mine watched uh like was it an R. Kelly documentary and was like, "Wait a minute. >> God. >> He was doing what?" I'm like, "You didn't know about this? Everyone knew about this. This isn't new. It was just only recently demonstrated in court to be a thing." You know, I never knew. I was like, "Oh, I I guess you just weren't paying attention." Cuz it's not like it was a secret. A tree clam tad for $2 says, "Science do cool [ __ ] by accident." That is often what the case is. >> Yep. Like uh what was his name from the Mythbusters? He said the only difference between science and screwing around is writing it down. >> That is a a huge part of the difference, yeah. Yep. >> Unless you're Jack Parsons, in which case there's a lot more sex and occultism involved. >> Look, you can't have someone give birth to the moon child Antichrist without sex magic, Pescianti. That's just how it works. >> Correct. And you know what? >> Maybe for some reason you decide to involve L. Ron Hubbard and he steals your girl. >> [laughter] >> And most of your money. >> Before he decides, you know what? Why am I funding these other people? I just need to start my own religions. >> [laughter] >> The Jack Parsons story just gets weirder. [laughter] To be fair, I am not aware of anyone making claims that he hired hookers or that he also was using his all-female correspondent staff for sexual activity. It seems like he restricted his sexual abuse just to his wives, of which he had a few. >> Yeah, he he did make off with Jack Parsons's like lover, which is shitty. Just saying. >> I don't know. I feel like if you lose your girl to L. Ron Hubbard, maybe you didn't deserve her. >> [laughter] >> Like if that if she feels like that's an upgrade, ah, I don't know, man. That's >> I mean, it sucks. He Jack started out so strong and then he got so far, but in the end it didn't matter. Like >> [laughter] >> he wrote all these letters back and forth with Aleister Crowley and eventually Crowley was like, "You suck and everything you do is [ __ ] Bye. Don't Don't contact me again." >> Cuz you know, Crowley [snorts] was the real sorcerer. He was doing real magic, obviously. All right, I'm going to hit play before we continue on down like the weird Scientology occult pipeline. I don't what's going on there. Uh >> That's organic material. That's not mineralized. >> True. Take your drink. >> Fresh [laughter] out of the ground. Come with us. We'll take you. It's Glendive, Montana. We'll dig. Then we'll go back into the laboratory. You'll put it back together, clean >> Okay, so it sounds if I'm >> So hold on. >> Remembering right, I think he's going to Baugh Ranch for this, which is the ranch where Mark Armitage found his horn. >> Okay. Um so it You said um that fossilization is or is anything over 10,000 years old. Um it's it's significant, right, that he has just avoided that he just said really old. >> To be fair, >> He's avoiding that number, I think, isn't he? >> I don't think he knows the number, if I'm if I'm being honest. >> All right. If if he knew the number, that that that would be a problem. >> Yeah. Of course, also the number is arbitrary. Right? So like we could just we could have just said a different number. >> Sure. But yeah, I I mean, for his purposes, though, it doesn't work. >> But I'm sure he would just say, "Well, that's what they say, but since I think the Earth is younger, I'm going to count fossils as older than 3,000 years." And like, okay, sure. >> Okay. >> That would make some human remains from like Egypt fossils, but like, okay, whatever. I guess they're fossils. >> it up and you'll leave with something that you found, and I'm telling you, you'll be shocked because you'll pull it out and you would think it's modern-day stuff. >> Uh no, you you probably wouldn't, but okay. >> Now, there are many that are rock and almost solid rock, but guess what? Almost every fossil that you find out on the inside, they're still organic material. >> Uh that's just not true. >> What? >> It is actually very rare, although it has been found many times, but that's because there are a lot of fossils. >> looking. >> Yeah. Basically, they started like 15 years 25 maybe 25 15 like it took time for it to spread around is like being a thing that people were actively checking on after it was discovered. So like the level of checking has increased between you know Dr. Schweitzer's publication and when it started to become just common practice which it kind of is now. But yeah that's just because there's a lot of fossils. It turns out that if you add up the number of fossils that have confirmed soft tissue finds and then you compare it to the number of fossils that exist for those taxa it turns out it's a very small number comparatively. We'll take a drink for this is like it's every fossil. No it's not. Also some fossils couldn't contain soft tissue because they didn't contain soft tissue in life. So for instance ammonite shells that's calcium carbonate that never contained soft tissue. That's just solid rock from the beginning. It was laid down by the ammonite as solid rock. The only thing that's soft is going to be the siphoncle that runs through the through the the shell. But we haven't found any soft siphoncles. >> See I I I get the I get the feeling again here right that the recognition that it that it it only occurs in just a tiny number of them is also problematic for him. It's way better if you can find them in most of the in most of the the fossils. >> Cuz they're if they're as young as he thinks they are then yeah you should be able to find them in basically everything that isn't like a shell. >> Yeah. >> Uh Vendalia 1994 $2 says the number is based on the last geological epoch that's true it's like the end of the Pleistocene. Okay. But ultimately that decision is itself arbitrary right like we could have just decided to not base it on that and there's nothing about the universe would change. It's kind of like when Yeah but >> It's kind of no it's it's virtually virtually the entire the entire the entire discipline of of history and paleontology isn't that but it's it's related. Um it's all arbitrary. Like the the way that we the way that we do anything when it comes to evaluating history. >> But a lot of it is arbitrary, yeah. It's arbitrary in the sense of like where we put lines in the sand to say this is this age and this is that age. >> Exactly. >> It's pretty yeah. Like like where does the Bronze Age give way to the Iron Age? There's not a objective line. They merge into each other. >> Yeah. >> Um >> Even just even just the decision to to use uh that as as the metric >> Right. >> for um you know our discussions of eras. It's Yeah. >> Yeah, we could have chosen other things. We could have used other technology like when did the wheel show up in these societies? Um you know, like for instance the Egyptians were late adopters of the wheel compared to lots of other places. But they did it. Uh-huh. >> It's kind of wild. >> Yeah. Um there were places in the Americas where wheels never really made it into the technology that like was used practically but was used in toys. And then some people come along and say how stupid and then they realize no no no these were people living in the Andes where a wheeled cart that's going over a staircases and you know agricultural terraces is kind of impossible. So what good would a wheel have been? >> Yeah, have you ever tried to roll stuff uphill? Good luck. >> Yeah. It's like when your primary route between cities involves mostly staircases wheels aren't your best bet. Now, a llama? >> Yeah. >> That's a pretty good bet which is why that's what they used. I'm just complaining about everyone who I've ever heard complain about like the Aztecs being stupid cuz they didn't use wheeled carts and it's like no, that you're stupid actually. Anyway, uh Kip what do you got coming up? >> Uh I'm going to be on Bad Science Sunday tomorrow night which is awesome At 9:30 Eastern. I think that's 6:30 Pacific. And then on Thursday this week on Kiddie Hebrew, which is my Hebrew readings show. Dr. Dan McClellan is going to be on his first time actually. >> Nice. >> So he's been he's been teaching a Hebrew course for the last few months that that ran on Thursdays. So but now he's done. So >> When >> Um >> When are you going to bring on famous diachronic linguist Rob Matt to read Hebrew? >> never I'm I'm guessing since like never because I I I just don't even know who this person is. >> [laughter] >> Okay, but counterpoint. I would >> It's called Dapper. It's called Kiddie Hebrew. Reading Hebrew with Dr. Kip and friends. [snorts] >> Okay. But I'll say that a stranger is just a friend you haven't met. >> No. No. >> And also I would find it hilarious to try to see Rob Matt be presented with a block of Hebrew with no like gloss or interlinear translation or anything and have him just try to sound out the words. >> I'm I'm not going to lie. That that does sound fun. >> So I'm just saying I think maybe you should make friends with Rob Matt the former breatharian. >> No. I I have I don't >> Look who better to teach you about your own field than an actual Essene who's been ordained in the modern day? I mean really you should probably just give your channel to him cuz he clearly knows more about this than you do cuz he's an actual Essene. He's part of the community that produced the Dead Sea Scrolls. >> Okay. Mhm. Okay, I'll stop. I'm sorry. >> Thank you, please. Will stop. >> What else do you have coming up? >> So, I think I mean I mean that's it. Next Friday we'll I'll I'll I I'm I might have mentioned this. Um so, I I stream every Friday at uh at at 2:00 in the afternoon uh Pacific time. Next week, I think we're still working things out, but it looks like I will have Doc Dino on. Um and we're going to do something fun with dinosaurs and probably like the Book of Job, right? And uh >> in other books, too. >> Yes, but the the the fun stuff, that's less fun. That's fair. That's less fun. The fun stuff is is trying to uh is is watching or or looking at people who who basically uh [ __ ] themselves over, you know, things that are not dinosaurs. >> Right, like Behemoth. >> in the Book of Job, but they think they are. Like Behemoth. Yeah. So, we'll probably do something like that. That'll be fun. >> Tree Climb Tad for $2 says, "I think you mean pre-Iddish." Yes, uh actually what you should really do is get a reading pre-Iddish class together. Kip um I think that would be fun. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Teach everyone about the the language that the Bible's written in, pre-Iddish. >> True. Yes, okay. I have a I My new Hebrew class is starting this Wednesday, by the way. >> That's true. >> Mhm. >> I think it's reading >> Reading Hebrew through the Book of Jonah. Is it? >> I think so. >> It's good. It is, yes. >> Uh if you want to go sign up, assuming are there still slots open? >> I believe so. Uh they don't they don't they don't tell me these things. >> Check out um Kip's new course. It's uh a religion department course. Uh it's uh www.religiondepartment.com/bookofjonah. It's also just linked in the So, if you're watching this like the day it comes out or like the next couple days, check that out because hey, maybe you could learn some Hebrew. Um Let's see. Anything else you got coming up you want to tell people about? >> I think that's it. >> All right. Well, in that case, Vish, you got anything you want to tell people about that's coming up? >> Uh potential surprise stream. >> Ooh. >> Uh if I'm not super if I'm not super busy with family stuff. >> Okay. Um let's >> Otherwise, I'm just going to be grinding on this manuscript work. So. >> Uh so, for this for me and my channels, let's see. Uh Tuesday, we have uh Jackson with Jackson. I've already confirmed with Jackson. Uh that'll be at 6:00 p.m. Pacific, 9:00 p.m. Eastern. Then on Thursday at noon Pacific, 3:00 p.m. Eastern, we have the next one of the uh Canadian creationists giving me homework. It's Answers in Genesis Canada. Um and that next one will be uh let's see. Creationists still can't understand mutations. So, we're going to learn about how creationists get mutations wrong. And that'll be again at noon, 3:00 p.m. Eastern, so noon Pacific. Uh then on Friday at 5:00 p.m. Pacific, 8:00 p.m. Eastern, my plan is to do the Wrath and Glory one-shot on Top Hats Off that I didn't do because my computer broke. Um and so right now, I believe the cast includes Landon Noel, Man-E, Zerolon, and MediGeeky. Um we >> Cool. >> So, yeah. Check that out. Uh it'll be my first time running Wrath and Glory. So, we are going to get things wrong. And it is also the intro adventure, so it is going to be slowly introducing some mechanics from the game. But, I have been rereading my rulebooks for that, and I think I have a pretty decent grasp on how to do it. I think it'll go well. I think it'll be fun. Um and that is sort of a like a prequel to the upcoming Wrath and Glory uh campaign which will be done after season 4 of Star Trek Adventures which should be starting next week. Then on Saturday, um, we still got a whole bunch more Carl Kirby. So, we're going to be back with Carl Kirby and his incredulous looking woman in front of a dinosaur skeleton. I don't know why she's there. >> won't be here cuz I'll be at a friend's wedding. So. >> Right. How dare you go and celebrate major life events of your friends rather than making fun of creationists on the internet? >> I know. >> Uh, I I will be here. >> [gasps] >> All right, Kip will be here. All right, everybody. Um, maybe I'll get uh, Chesh to be like a stand-in. Maybe. >> So I can call you Canadian all the time. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah, well, it will be uh, Canadian takeover. Uh, actually, my my group chat on Discord between me and Vish and Chesh is called Canadian takeover. So. >> not. It's called Maple [ __ ] >> No, that's the one with you in it. The one that doesn't have you in it is called >> Oh, oh, okay. >> Canadian takeover. >> How dare you? >> Oh, I see. I got it. Okay. >> Well, I created it specifically to do a show with those two people and that you weren't going to be able to be in. So I set up a special group chat just for that. So, yeah. All right. Everybody, I hope you all stay safe out there. After this, I'm going to be going over to my Discord and we're going to watch a couple episodes of Star Trek Enterprise season 2. Um, and uh, yeah, that'll be us. Um, so stay safe out there. 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