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yeah hello everybody and welcome to the defend our position on alien isolation chat a game that I think me and Jack both [ __ ] hated yeah I I don't understand the love for this game that's the real thing I mean I I I I we know we we avoid avoided looking at reviews for this game and then we played the game and I I knew I hated it you know I I texted you at some point because we played this game alone we didn't we didn't do like the the the the group play in the room like we usually do because we know it's a horror game and we wanted to give it a chance as a horror game so we we took the game home played it in a dark room by ourselves individually and like like 10 hours in the game I just texted Jack and I think my text was bored and Jack knew exactly what I was talking about [Laughter] hold on I'm just hearing you say bored okay great I think I think our levels are now about equal it's true it's really true but and and that's the thing that people should know and that was a little boring section of the video but I kept it in to make sure that people understood that we really did give this game a real chance uh and it it was still as bad as we thought it was going to be uh well I mean I didn't even think it was going to be bad Jad I didn't I I did not have that bias I'm like oh they're doing something weird I don't know I I thought I actually thought to myself I don't know how they're going to pull this off over a full game while you know just dodging one alien you think that would gets old sooner or later but I was curious to see what they had I I honestly gave that a shat I shat I gave it a shot I gave it a shot and I did I did not have the I actually did not expect to hate it and you know what I think I misspoke I think I expected to think it would go on too long and it did but even even just the the short experience dodging the alien even if it were shorter I wouldn't have loved the game sure uh no and and you know I this was a part of the I'm I'm turning up my microphone now for everyone who says I'm slightly quieter than Rich um this was a part of the review that I edited out which was that I was expecting mediocrity much like Titan fall MH um I was expecting a perfectly competent yet slightly boring game that's what I assumed all that's what I assume all AAA titles are is perfectly competent but slightly boring and then we got alien isolation that's that's true lately it is true lately but that's not always true and that's not always been true there been some great triaa games I don't hate triaa games I hate bad ones and lately that's been most of them I hate I don't hate tripa games I hate bad ones it's like it's like triaa games they got to the the point of cover-based third person shooter and they got stuck in in that cover-based third person shooter molasses because that's that's the game portion of the the Uncharted right it's just third person shooter mixed with Tomb Raider yeah yeah all all the game of of the Uncharted series is is a a pretty basic shooter uh and then some climbing like I don't even know if you want to call it platforming there's some like uh QuickTime button press climbing and but it's mostly it's mostly just a shooter yeah yeah I didn't I did not have like a heavy bias that I was gonna hate this game I really didn't I agree I'm I hated this game because it was truly a miserable experience well and that's why like that's why I really wanted to harp on the story so much because that's the game was so simple all we had was story and that story was one of the dumbest experiences I've ever encountered in in anything in in movies books video games for for that game to work you would have really have absolutely needed to be immersed in the game and the environment and that never happens you constantly run into the you know the goofy locked doors there's eight different types of locked doors in one room and oh video game I'm gonna have to come back here later after I find the key item you're constantly being taken out of the game by that kind of [ __ ] that door opening [ __ ] that that door opening miname [ __ ] the oh God I'm getting worked up again that's okay that's you know what that's okay and by the way I guess yeah I see someone talking about spoiler alerting uh the ending of of alien isolation we will I'm sure be talking about the ending of alien isolation and I apologize but it's it's going to come up oh hold on I'm going to turn on uh the game really quick so It Might Get Loud for a second um for those listening are you playing T glitch more no no I'm not we got to change we have to change the name of the stream I did I did update the name of the stream it's on for me it says uh live playing T glitch really yeah oh well well there we go how about that [Music] technal everyone loves the pantties line well it's like it's like it's like they they set up a uh like an immersive thing where you're you're you're the character and you know the the door wakes up and that's you in the the the cryo chamber not cryo chamber the hypers Sleep chamber whatever they call it and then you start getting up and then you look down and you see your own body it's like oh that's right I'm a woman I saw I'm I'm getting out of bed and I'm wearing panties and I just said oh I'm wearing panties I'm a girl hold hold on fix all right all right there we go we're going to fix this I've got the sound I've got the sound on the actual stream off just so I can hear you without that weird Echo so sure sure no I'm turning the game volume way down there we go there we go and you know what I'm going to turn it down over here as well give me a second all right Rich would you give me a goddamn second okay Rich I'm serious give me a second 1 1,000 okay okay now Rich talk yeah I'm talking Rich talk and I'm gonna talk with you and I'm gonna listen to The Stream hold on with my earbud here okay so I'm talking you're talking yes I'm talking talking right now talking talking talking for talking talking talking Perfect all right everything sounds perfect uh everything sounds perfect no and I'm just going to I'm just going to start playing Super Meat Boy here while we talk about alien I like just so we can have some video In The Stream but I mean literally mhm I like yes we oh but I mean you're you're not being hunted in that game it's not like the AI is tracking you you know I mean it just decides every now and then to pop the monster out of event it's not hunting you it doesn't feel like it's hunting you it feels like the game said well it's it's it's time for the alien to pop out there he is jump in the cabinet and wait for him to go away that's our game [Laughter] go hide in the cabinet instead of playing a game the game will play itself while you wait isn't that fun is it you know what isn't it fun that look at this crazy fun you're having now hold R2 switch the right stick left hold down X and square and open the door right that's the game you got a lot more doors to open open some more doors [ __ ] here's the arrow go towards the door push the button now push that button you play a game can you tell I hate that game I can like a lot like a [Laughter] lot uh oh no And for those of you asking I have played Super Meat Boy before this is a new save um so I have played Super build before and I love Super Meat Boy but this is just a new save so uh that's why none of the levels are unlocked because I deleted all the game content a while back because I'm dumb um so come here bandaid uh in any case yeah it's the worst I have been I've been really enjoying reading the YouTube comments uh because I do read them because I moderate them oh how do I do yeah you know there's been less hate than I was actually expecting towards us uh yeah more people than I thought have agreed yes agre you know what I agree with that and I do uh really appreciate all of those oh [ __ ] all I mean you can disagree with us too as long as you're not an [ __ ] about it that's fine I don't know that that would take not being an [ __ ] what I don't get are the comments that say you should only review a game if you're going to like it yes oh my God right that that that annoys me so much you know not going to like the game don't do thew do it it's like well how do you know you're going to like something unless you review [Laughter] it I want to get this I oh well um no one of my favorites uh of recent there has been a recent string of uh we weren't playing it right of course but we weren't playing it right because we weren't playing it on hard difficulty because apparently Rich the developers meant for it to be played on hard difficulty then you know what call normal easy and and make make hard the normal difficulty cuz you think normal difficulty would be the difficulty that you know most people play the game at the first time they play the game that's why it's called that's why it's called normal difficulty yes know it seems like a a logical thing to do hey is that you you John Wayne I just heard the what the [ __ ] thanks for subscribing we appreciate it but yeah that's the thing about normal difficulty that's the normal that's what you start with that's the average you know MH make the if you intended the game to be on hard difficulty then you're doing it wrong then make it make two difficulty options make make you know normal and easy Y no it's that's the dumbest that's the dumbest argument is the we played it wrong because we didn't play it on hard uh and I don't know the difficul is the problem the fact is the game is boring sure I don't know how the difficulty really changes that uh well they were they were still you're still spending 98% of your time finding and opening doors they were saying that because uh some of our complaints on the alien AI would have been addressed if it was on hey well here one of the well one of the major problems I have with the stealth though is the way you deal with the the monster the alien just by hiding from it if it can see you better I mean you're still hidden in a closet for five minutes right right oh oh I agree with you there we go I'm trying to get an A+ on every level for anyone who just noticed what or who is wondering why I was replaying and and this is something I want to talk about too because I mean this this kind of did get cut from the review uhhuh I saw I saw one comment uh you know said they they do give you stealth tools it's it's true there is a whole crafting thing but and and you you like the way they did crafting and and the menu and items I I I did not because it's so awkward to get at any item by the by the time you pull it out you're already dead and I by the alien and I liked that like but I mean it kind of makes the items useless though if you can't take them out in time to use them but that that's it's all part of what they were trying to do you know like they were trying to make a uh a stealth game with stakes and so like using those items should be like this this um using the items should be have a consequence right where it's like oh you're so scared of the alien and you could use this item but it'll take time to use the item so do you really want to do that you know that's what they were trying for the problem again is that the alien was so Derpy and the story was so bad and the game was so Bland that we didn't care about you know like whether or not we use an item or not see if if it were like a a normal stealth game where you actually had time to observe your environments and and plan your next move the items would have been perfectly useful in my opinion but the way it is the way the alien just randomly jumps down at you you don't have time to get that [ __ ] ready ahead of time because you don't know the alien's going to jumped out on you're walking around you got you've got like a pistol out or something and and suddenly you know the alien pops out behind you you don't have time to find a closet to hide in and you're just kind of [ __ ] because you don't have time to go through your item menu find the noise maker throw it the other way I hate that game you should hate that game I I I didn't just have I didn't just find faults with it I I actively hate that game I think that's okay here I I let me tell you something about me I'm a gaming packrat I am I I still have my my my copy of Super Mario Brothers somewhere you know the old nest cartridge I I I don't think I've ever traded a game in other than maybe like Pac-Man World 2 I think I traded in one of those but but I I almost never trade in games the day after we filmed the review I went to GameStop and I traded in Alien isolation and had them order the the metal slug Anthology for me and I'm I'm very happy with that [Laughter] trade uh yeah I'm failing as as Captain bit trip here alien isolation boredom simulator with aliens no no you're wrong uh Beyond infinite it is it is door simul door open simulator 2014 door simulator 2014 door open simulator 2014 it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's so like it you can't even call it a simulator because a simulator Den knowes some sort of game you know it's it's Baby's First not necessarily in a simulator simulator is like recreating the experience a flight simulator tries do as accurately as it can sure okay you know what you give you controls to fly a plane to recreate that experience and Open Door simulator you know it's the accurate experience of of opening a door and and they got that I got that fine kill me [Laughter] I I had to stop playing alien isolation every few hours just to just to get around of FTL and sure sure absolutely there we [Laughter] go yeah the Android okay somebody says we the Android's creepy at least the first seven times you see one sure sure there's throughout the whole game and they look the same and they get old real quick oh yeah why Rich why do you think I guess you can answer this too he's addressing it to me but why do you think most people have given a good review and enjoyed it such as myself while you hated it what's the outlier I I have see that's that's fascinating to me I have no idea cuz I played that and I was just thinking to myself the whole time there's no way anybody could like this sure I I have no idea if it's just Nostalgia I heard somebody say that they thought it might be because there was such hate for the colonial Marines game that they they needed to feel like there was an alien game they liked I don't I don't know you know what I've also seen that and yes I could I could definitely see like as compared to the aliens Space Marine game yes this is a fine game you know but it's like that's not what it should be judged on it should be judged on its own game Darth mustard despite your name I'm happy I was able to bring you the joy of [Laughter] XCOM nice rich does not like mustard no no uh I have not completely A+ Meat Boy uh I don't know I mean obviously I'm going to try to do that for this first level group but yeah I have never I've never completely A+ Meat Boy I love meat boy you're much better at this game than I am by the way it's it's actually been a while since I've played it uh you you've got that that muscle memory going on I really do uh I I feel I feel bad because I haven't played this oh [ __ ] I haven't played it in so long and I just saw I follow Tommy refines the programmer for Super Meat Boy uh on Twitter and he just mentioned that oh [ __ ] he just mentioned that tomorrow [ __ ] he said oh [ __ ] uh no he mentioned that tomorrow is the fouryear anniversary oh oh [ __ ] tomorrow is the four the anniversary of [ __ ] I mean it could be I'm sure I'm sure at some point right he and Mrs meat um uh uh tomorrow is the foury year anniversary of Super Meat Boy being released and it made me want oh Jesus it made me want to Jesus it made me want to play the game and you I I didn't know what I was going to play anyway so obviously I'm dying want it's okay and that's part of The Game Jesus get out of there meat um this is my favorite part of Super Meat Boy is uh you get a replay of all of your Runs put together and so you get to see all of your Meats yeah yeah die simultaneously and I really like that with with with me it's usually quite a lot of them it it is yes oh sure that's yeah I don't I just but uh speaking to like why people like the game I I have no idea I cannot I cannot comprehend how anyone could enjoy the game but I am not here to judge you I I'm here to judge the game so if you like it that's that's yours you know I'm okay with that I'm not here to I'm not here to say you're dumb for liking it I'm saying we like different things and that's an okay thing would you mind if I if I if I take a break to give this guy some XCOM tactical advice you do what you feel like you have to do Dar Darth mustard has he has some tactical you know questions about about XCOM he's having trouble at the the New Finland Mission okay um I I guess I'll try not to spoil it uh it's not not a huge spoiler but uh assaults are your friend they they do well against chrysalids also I don't know what your guys are leveled at but um I've always found it helps to bring a in the zone sniper on that okay that's it what is an what is an in the zone sniper it's it's one of the powerups uh the final level on your sniper mhm it's a double tap which means you You' shoot twice in one turn uh or you can take in the zone which means if somebody's standing out in the open and you kill them it's like a free shot so you could you could technically kill as many aliens in one turn as you have bullets in your gun oh and chrysalids are never considered to be in cover so an in the zone sniper he's got a powerful enough sniper rifle to kill one out right can wipe out every crystal it on the screen nice yeah nice that's good to know I think that's solid advice not knowing whether that is solid advice or not so how about that how about that what I'm trying to think of what what the other like wonderful YouTube comments are did you see the the don't don't guy the don't don't guy I'm GNA have to dig through all of the [ __ ] YouTube comments to find this guy it's my favorite it's my favorite comment we've ever gotten on a video ever okay for for all of red letter media wow I'm going to look for it and you can play this Super Meat Boy okay good cuz I was planning on doing that no matter what let's see I'm scroll down and see if I can find it it's got to be buried all the way at the bottom I don't know hey banjo geek says it's his first time visiting the stream live and he hopes it's as kickass as it is on YouTube prepare to be disappointed [Laughter] but oh my God Biscuit's playing with something I hear him in the kitchen oh God still have not been to your house since you've gotten that cat I know you should come oh God you should come to my house how many EP pens do you have I don't have any but you should have some oh is this it is it is it don't play the game uninstall it you boring [ __ ] don't don't yes about stuff you don't like do you know lessons of Life talk about stuff you don't talk about stuff you do like [ __ ] yes as my favorite comment ever don't don't talk about stuff you don't like do you know lessons of life do you know lessons of life is the question Jack I want that I want that engraved on my my tombstone okay can you can you do that for me don't after I after I die don't play G don't play the game uninstall it you boring [ __ ] don't don't about stuff you don't like do you know lessons of Life talk about stuff you like [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] uh I'll do what I can I'll do what I can absolutely I don't know if that whole thing will fit on a headstone but I I will do you know lessons of life that's the question is do you know lessons of [Music] life it's beautiful I never want to see that game ever again uh yeah again yeah that was that was a rough one that was an absolute rough one and you know i' I've talked to some people I've had some back and forths on Twitter and on Steam Chat and all that fun stuff and it's just you know I I it it was and you know like uh another thing that people have mentioned on the on the YouTube is like how we exam exaggerated it getting good reviews and so I looked it up and on Metacritic it has like an 80 some per yeah those are those are good reviews except for apparently IGN IGN who's my homie Now isn't isn't that strange I mean IGN they're like the of the the biased AAA 99% review aren't they I I that's what I thought maybe maybe uh Alien Isolation didn't pay up I don't know is that is that the Box quote from IGN aliens is isolation didn't pay up didn't pay the tabs they didn't pay the tab uh I don't know I'd give it like a 25 oh wow I hate that game it's it's super bad um all the time it's super bad all the time is the thing they don't even get immersion right people keep saying you immersed in the world you're constantly taken out of the immersion by the the video gamey door [ __ ] yeah and it's hard to be immersed follow the monitor to the next door well I'm really in that world aren't I well that's that's the real thing is it's hard to be immersed in a world when you have a magic box that tells you exactly where to go at all times where where it's like I'm not I'm not exploring I'm not finding this world for myself I have a magic box that tells me exactly where to go and then a screen prompt comes up and says press this button to do a thing that's not immersion immersion would mean I'm exploring for myself and there wouldn't be a screen prompt I would just know how the button to press to open the door right it's the opposite of immersion every single time a it a little screen pops up and says press the B button that that reminds you that you are playing a game and not in involved in a world yeah you they they they do it because they want you to feel more but like every time you start doing something like you lose control of the camera when she starts activating levers and whatnot yep and that's supposed to make you know like your head's moving with her head it's supposed to make you more feel more immersed but it does the opposite every time I lose control of her I I feel just you know disconnected for that instant yeah you're reminded that it's a video game absolutely oh I'm not in control anymore oh and you can't say I don't like immersive gamees because two of my f [ __ ] favorite games of all time Dark Project and mdle age Thief M that's all atmosphere and immersion hate apparently uh something that is 100% my fault I I spelled Thief wrong yeah I heard about that uh I really apologize for that uh this was a this was a edit wise this was a pretty quick turnaround for me so I didn't have a bunch of uh spell check time I do apologize for that but you know I don't care that much there we [Laughter] go just curious but are you two this upset about the game this much because you were hyped for it rich were we hyped for this game I was curious about it I wouldn't say I wasp hyped sure certainly wasn't hyped no yeah not hyped uh I am a big fan of aliens if that means anything like of the I'm a big fan of the world oh oh that's right this one I'm a big fan of the world of aliens I I really okay okay that's okay to answer the question we just answered in the chat we just we just answer this no alien isol is not immersive I'm assuming that's a joke yeah yeah okay sorry wait what did they say they said do Wonder Rich thought yeah yeah on my brain I'm so worked up I didn't catch the sarcasm [Laughter] so it's okay Rich I'm I'm I've gotten worked up again about this game and that's [Laughter] so what did I what did I interrupt you saying because I'm a jerk I don't know okay watch me not know um do you know lessons of Life apparently I don't by the way apparently I don't know lessons of life but oh yeah no I know lessons of life don't don't say anything if you're not going to say something nice right is that the lessons of Life yes and I completely ignore that yeah it's mean things because I want to no and then you know the the people who there's also you know people who say like oh they're just being contrarian you know like they see that the game has good reviews so they want to give it bad reviews and it's like we one we didn't read any reviews before playing the game I know I know two we don't give a [ __ ] you know the we we do not operate in a world in which we will ever talk to or meet other critics like we are we are our own [Laughter] thing you know if other people say something we don't care we we want to give our opinions on things oh well yeah yeah it's it's okay it's okay it's okay everything's going to be fine you say that I do say that everything is going to be fine Rich stream is talking about Doom 3 now you like Doom 3 I've never played Doom 3 I do like Doom 3 it's probably the last it's probably that and Quake four are the last first person shooters I've really enjoyed mhm I'd say vanquished but that's really third person I guess it's a shooter but I I don't go for your fancy modern regenerating Health quick quick dying regenerating Health stuff you don't like that yeah Doom 3 was a fine game it's it's it's different than you know the earlier Dooms is trying to be a scary game and it's actually uh I was talking with somebody on on Steam about this Doom 3 is much scarier than alien isolation yeah have you have you played it I have not played Doom 3 okay there's a feeling of dread that runs oh sorry go ahead oh go ahead go ahead I was going to say remember for a long time I did not have a PC capable of playing good games so I'm I'm pretty behind as far as the whole PC gaming thing is concerned mhm so now go ahead it's got this creepy vibe that just runs throughout the whole game the whole station you're on feels possessed even I I it it feels very unsettling to play it unlike alien isolation where you play it and it's like oh the alien that's I like the alien there's nothing scary about that I like the xenom mo aliens was a great movie I'm so not scared I'm oh I like aliens that's the whole thing like doom doom 3 was like oh my God what the [ __ ] is in the dark with me and I keep I keep reading all these these stories that people have left behind the little data pads about terrible things that have been happening around the station that was to me that that was some of your most valid criticism was talking about the um us knowing the world yeah you know and and just like we know everything about the alien world we can't there's no mystery and that's part of where the fear comes from is the mystery of like the unknown discovering the world but we know everything about that world so there's no mystery and of course the game is targeted towards fans of the world that they already know so perh it's perhaps the people who like this game are not fans yeah if someone was playing this game and had never seen an alien movie perhaps they would be more apt to get involved in the world because they don't know it m maybe I I don't know I don't know either nope nope um I don't know Rich sometimes sometimes it's like sometimes I feel very out of touch and today is one of those times we're old men jack it's that's very true we're old men um so yeah maybe that I don't know where I'm going I don't know where I'm going or what I'm doing rich we're old men but yeah yeah what are you going to do yeah yeah Rich speaking of good stealth game play uh wait let scroll up speaking of good Stealth gameplay like in Thief what is your play style rich I try to ghost whenever possible I I feel like I have failed a stealth game if I get caught by an enemy once mhm so my my preferred method is just never be seen if if if the guard even says I see you what what I I feel like that's a small failure um I'm going to go ahead and agree with you rich yeah yeah it's as far as a stealth game like if you have to use like your your knockout gas or whatever trying to think of the stealth gamy tropes yeah then you failed like like Mark of the Ninja one and you know one of those guards goes in full alert and he you know he turns his gun at you sure fail even if you survive it feels like I [ __ ] that up absolutely okay I see what I have to do now I see what I have to do now it's all right everybody everybody who is very concerned I see I see what I have to do now um yeah Mark of the Ninja was great we should do Mark of the Ninja for an episode just to play a good game we should we should just stream it we should stream Mark of the Ninja I I agree by the way let's do that you want to do that on Wednesday have we decided what we're doing on Wednesday yet well I wanted you to play because I think you will like it that 3D do Heroes 3d. Heroes I keep telling you about it and you forget about it every time it's every single time yep every single time yeah I do you know why I'm a very forgetful person it's it's like a modernday classic Zelda again oh that's right that's right I remember I remember you saying that now oh [ __ ] I keep missing the jump button that's a very important button in this game and then you'll hate it and then we'll go on to something else that's that's most true I I all right it seems like something I think you would like sure I I like original Zelda I'm really excited to play Zelda 2 by the way I have not played oh man I'm [ __ ] up I've not played Zelda 2 since I was very very young and you know what I was describing I was describing to um to my wife who's not a huge gamer uh like the whole like what's the deal with Zelda 2 and and I was at first I called it the black sheep of the Zelda franchise but then I was like no that's the CDI games if you remember those awful things H those barely count though well exactly that's why they're the black sheep CU they don't count like everyone everyone uh no that's that's like the the the stepchild of Zelda it's not those those were never really Zelda games sure the CDI ones sure two was a full-fledged Zelda game and it's so weird for Zelda game it is I'm wondering how how I will feel about it as an adult because I'm not sure well that that's my my comparison with Zelda 2 was like Zelda 2 is that weird Uncle who you remember being weird as a kid but you're like maybe he's cool now I don't know um that's why I'm [ __ ] that's why I'm really excited to play Zelda 2 because it's been so long where it might be a great game and removed from the removed from the hype of of the first Zelda maybe it's awesome you know Uncle Zelda Paul exactly where you know maybe it's it's cool so that's why um like you know with the Sonic episode we started with a hypothesis yeah of of you know is is it the most overrated game or I believe it's the most overrated game right yeah and so with this one I want started with a question which is it that bad yeah you know is it that bad and I I I worry that the answer is going to be yes and then yeah then oh we confirmed what everybody already knew that's the danger but oh well [ __ ] happens exactly now somebody's saying in the chat that we complained about aliens difficulty and played it on easy uh no we played it on normal yeah we we played it on normal the game just sucks so go [ __ ] [Laughter] yourself also go [ __ ] yourself uh yeah we played it on normal and if the developers intended everyone to play it on hard they should have made that the normal uh if if the correct experience in order to fully understand the Brilliance that is alien isolation is hard then that should have been the default play mode uh you know I it might it here's here's what I will conceed to you is it might be better it might be better on hard I just don't give a [ __ ] I've invested too much time into a the alien franchise Fu [ __ ] get up there oh no I'm not going to oh I did [Laughter] great sound reasoning right yeah I I think it is it that's that has been my favorite stream of comments lately also just speaking of YouTube comments I do moderate our YouTube comments um uh and someone the other day on one of the live streams accused me of removing a comment that was unfavorable to us like a criticism of us yeah and I have never deleted a comment unless it was spam you know check out my review of this of this whatever right yeah um or if it was blatantly racist those are the only two comments I've ever deleted yeah uh there are if you go to our YouTube channel you will see tons of comments telling us how awful we are because I don't care like that you can have that especially you jack oh they you get you get so much [ __ ] it's true so much [Laughter] [ __ ] it's true um but that's I'm fine with it well I'm not fine with it I'm I'm going to put up with it because this is my life I have deleted I haven't deleted so many racist comments actually I want I want to take a moment and thank all of you who do comment uh we don't get that many racist comments but every once in a while enough of them yes we get enough of them where I feel like I have to moderate oh oh oh [ __ ] I do this as fast as possible not taking my time I hesitated Rich you know what happens when you hesitate you lose M oh hey that was cheating the game cheated game's always cheat huh game's always cheat that's why we don't like them what happened oh did I win that's true you know what the problem is I'm just not playing it right hey suck it Whitey that's a racial slur too you get many species do we get many species comments I I think I think that's a a mass effect reference Jack no that's that's Theodore Rex oh it could be that too yeah yeah that's funny you know what that is that's funny [Laughter] uh yes I do look like an anorexic Mobi thank you for noticing yes by the way like you'll see all the Moby comments I don't I leave it all leave it all because that kind of stuff is f you know I think it's fine because that kind of stuff will not affect my daily life but you know have you grown fun of of the Moby comments oh God no no listen I get it I'm a I'm a bald guy with glasses I have a I have a passing resemblance to the singer known as Moi I get it Ian I got I got used to fake planket uhhuh some people might not even realize but when that started that was not that was not a positive happy thing fake blinket they hated fake blinket it well you know what it wasn't positive happy but like they it's not like they were you know they weren't making fun of you they were they were upset I don't know oh Jesus oh [ __ ] um yes no fake planket there's a lot of hate toward you because you were not the Mr planket yeah yeah and so and that hate manifested itself into like just hating on Rich Evans everyone loves you now but for a while there oh oh [ __ ] je when was the last time you hated a game as much as alien isolation oo that's a good question richen I I haven't hated a game this much since Mass Effect 3 oh my God and for anyone Mass Effect Mass Effect 3 mostly just made me feel sad and depressed if Mass Effect 3 was like like hearing your best friend died of cancer that was that was Mass Effect 3 this was alien's isolation is more just a pure form of hatred that's listen for anyone who knows you which is everyone here in the Stream you've just you've just uh signed alien isolation Death Wish right there Jesus um yeah this was really I mean this was bad yes Avan at least Mass Effect 3 was a game completely agree with that comment at least it was a game oh that can I get that I can oh man oh man it was it was it was alien isolation we we tried is what it was oh I see I see how we going do this great game Super Meat Boy fantastic game four year anniversary tomorrow everybody play Super Meat Boy super me boy is a game it is it's it's a little bit frust tring I don't ah you're not into it you're not into Super I I don't I don't hate it okay it is I mean but it's what the [ __ ] it's you die a lot the game I just want to say because I'm talking to Rich uh so first of all Kar thank you for subscribing we really super appreciate it um but because I'm talking to Rich via Skype that sounded very similar to how he sounds in Skype the is what the [ __ ] and so I was like oh my God Rich what just [Laughter] happened so nice um you know this game is frustrating but it's it's uh the rule set never changes you know and so it just the levels get harder it it has a a wicked difficulty curve but a fair difficulty curve [ __ ] you should go for a no death run that's what somebody in the chat said ABS absolutely yes we will stream until I die in super me boy the shortest stream that stream's over thanks for coming out everybody uh really appreciate it and uh I guess we'll see you on Wednesday oh [ __ ] had it I had it rich y had it yeah TR to think of where this like I've heard this voice before the the announcer voice for Super Meat Boy sounds very familiar I can't I can't quite place it h i can't I know it from somewhere does someone in the chat know who this announcer is what was that did you just cough up a hairball that's that's what the voice sounds like like w never mind someone someone will say it okay some oh [ __ ] not paying attention Jack's not paying attention get ah got it nice um oh you know who it sounds like it's sounds like the guy who does um what's his name nice peter who does the epic rft battles yeah somebody in the Chad just said that yeah yeah yeah there we go that's exactly who it sounds like oh [ __ ] um is that him did they say it is him uh somebody well I don't know if they said it's him somebody just said Epic Rap Battles of History and they didn't say it's him they just said Epic Rap Battles of History that's exactly what it sounds like do do have you ever seen any of the epic rap batt of History yeah okay you're not a fan not really all right no that's fair [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I've seen I've seen a couple of them and I I get it yeah yeah yeah uh yeah yeah I'm not saying I I do you know what I I do not subscribe to Epic Rap Battles of History uhhuh for that exact reason cuz I get it yeah and I don't want to see that on a weekly basis but when uh when one comes across my desk and it's two uh it's two people that I enjoy you know if it's a something in nerd culture it's like okay I I know it's going to be quality it's going to be a quality rap and have some jokes in it I like that oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh so it does it sounds a lot like nice peter who I I believe that's his name so we're going to say it's him cuz uh why cuz we have that power oh [ __ ] we have that power just to say whatever the [ __ ] we want damn [Laughter] it the birthday boy have you guys ever considered doing a Best of the Best of the worst that is revisiting past winners to evaluate them against each other the the the problem with that is it just be a clip show and with the internet clip shows are completely pointless because you could just click on old episodes whatever and we could re we could rewatch them again but we've already seen them we could talk about them again but pretty much we've said what we want to say about it in the original episode so there's not much point in doing it that's the real thing we have talked about it yeah but that's that's the real thing what else are we going to say besides what we already said and you can't get our reactions again I even I even had a name for it yeah I I wanted to do it like a like a bracket style competition during March MH put pit all the winners against each other and it would be called March Badness nice March Badness that's why you make the big books it wouldn't work ultimately yeah yeah it would be tough it would be tough because we it wouldn't be fresh and then all the entire episode would just be like saying like I said last time this yeah yeah this one doesn't oh oh that's a okay F that's a chainsaw you know what I really love about the chat is uh when someone tries to write an emoticon and just writes the the name instead of actually like dmoon yeah I just saw like in the chat prere G's and it's like Ah that's funny someone wanted to write G's that didn't H we should have a fart bar maybe a fart bar oton do you do you guys plan to have gueston prere we do not plan on it but if it happens it happens if Casey Hudson wants to come on the show I'll call him an [ __ ] for 20 minutes who's Casey Hudson Mass Effect effect did was he the writer or it'll just be it'll one question what were you thinking did he write Mass Effect or uh I know I know he had a large hand in the ending yeah he was like the big producer behind it [Laughter] what what were you thinking what did you do oh [ __ ] I I wouldn't mind talking to like like Tim Schaefer would be fun I [Music] imagine maybe we'd have we'd have to we'd have to ask the hard questions too what's the hard questions like financially what the [ __ ] are you doing like we'll ask the hard questions like you should get a business manager [Laughter] yeah like dear Tim schaer you should hire someone to tell you no I'd like to find out if was it space Bas df2 was a [Laughter] scam I don't know that it was but this is something to ask that would be interesting M see here what he has to say about it I'm sure you know what I'm absolutely sure it's not a scam it's it's another one of his ideas that just actually that might not even be one of his ideas well somebody in his team somebody his team's ideas and wasn't working wasn't selling enough yeah and you know like that's that's the whole point of Early Access though so your smaller companies don't go under completely when a game fails you know rather than rather than spending I don't know how much [ __ ] money but like all of your company's money making one game that's gonna fail you can kind of get a sense if it's going to fail beforehand and then you're still in business sure like you know if if they had Early Access 15 years ago Looking Glass Studios might have made the next couple thief games yeah how do I A+ this level I don't know well have f no you know what good point Rich I'm just happy if I finish the level I did it I did it I I a BL it there was one I didn't though the one before this I didn't a plus um we got to we got to do that Fu um yeah Tim shaer would be tough just because I don't know that guy that guy don't give a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's making games he's fine we I do we'll when uh when episode two of the uh of the adventure game comes out maybe we'll do it as an episode I when it's done I would wait till it's is it going to be two or three episodes how many I I thought they were just putting it out in two but they could have the knows I don't know I don't know I I actually own it it's in my library but I'm holding off I don't want to play the first half of an adventure game and be stuck with a two-year Cliffhanger you know you convinced me of that by the way I I am a backer of the adventure game yeah um because oh I already did this level I don't need to do this uh Because by the way the uh the uh exit map yeah uh watching the behind the scenes has been 100% worse the uh the kickstarter like watching them make the game has been so much fun has been is probably going to be more fun than the actual game uh but you convinced me to wait until the whole thing is done and play the whole thing and I really appreciate that I'm looking forward to it oh you're welcome yeah it's just it's just sitting there waiting for me mhm [ __ ] yeah I you know there there are games that I really love um and I would love to talk to them like for example the people who made Super Meat Boy in Binding of Isaac yeah Edmond McMillan uh Tommy RAF who did all the uh programming like I would love to sit down and have a chat with them just because I love their game so much and so it's just like tell me tell me your secrets how do you make things awesome you know that's that's my only question is how do you make things awesome um you know I've I've listened I see someone in the chat saying um our God Gabe nle and I've heard interviews with him and you know I think he's kind of boring he uh he is a fine God and a benevolent God but you know he's not I don't think he is interested in geeking out about the things that we want him to geek out about and I don't play Dota 2 which is the only thing he would geek out about so somebody saying Jake Solomon he's the guy who did the the new XCOM oh sure was he a programmer or writer or uh this is the guy in charge kind of the head the lead project Le all right that's great yeah or really just anyone I would I would be interested in anyone who made a game that I like just talking with them about like how you make a game I I know so little about the making of games you know M mhm like oh [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] up like especially things like [ __ ] especially things like Platformers where I feel like the controls are super tight where it's like how did you refine that you know how how much did you have to play to make sure that my play experience was fantastic like I don't I don't know if I'm assuming you know nothing about Jake Solomon that's that's my assumption I yeah that is a good assumption and a correct assumption a super he was a super huge fan of the original XCOM mhm and he actually quit whatever his major was and got into game development in college because he loved the original XCOM and he just kind of ended up getting his dream job which was making a new XCOM oh my God that's great there's a horribly there's a horribly interesting article out there I forget what website it's on but the article's called the making of I think it's called the making of Jake Solomon and he just talks about his experiences with XCOM and he actually tried to make this game like twice and failed for for really like there's yeah there's like a a beta version of new XCOM that's just supposedly terrible [ __ ] [ __ ] just die just die me boy well he end like having a conversation a conversation with him where it's just like talking I think it that would be super interesting just talking about the failure of the beta yeah yeah it's just like how were you able to convince them to let you start over like you know how how did you know it it was a failure what what made that not right for you that would be super interesting so yeah let's get him yeah we'll make it happen Tim schaer Jake Solomon Edmond MC super super yep great yeah make it happen absolutely it's totally gonna happen it's totally going to happen right away because you know they're not [Laughter] busy [ __ ] [ __ ] just die already just die already me boy getting a little I might I might need a dut a real thing did you hurt your butt what did I did I hurt my butt the donut to sit on never never mind no that was funny um don't patronize me no I mean it was fine it was fine um no no no my my my eating schedule has been crazy off today and so it's like I feel like uh I'm feeling a little low blood Captain low blood sugar oh okay okay I'm like is this some kind of Super Meat Boy thing I don't know about like you get donuts in this game that'd be great no I'm just feeling I'm just feeling like my arms are feeling a little weak so I like I'm going to go get a donut I go get a donut after I beat this boss level we'll see chat chat wants to know about a prere set well uh you know who you should ask about that is Mr Rich Evans Rich has a prere set coming along uh well it's it's coming along fine when I don't have to stop for best of the worst or space comp or whatnot and or stream the problem is the problem is I I picked something that would take a long time to do in the first place and then I things keep coming up and I can't work on it so this the stuff you saw in the background of the the episode before that yeah that would have been involved with with a prere set yes yes youve figured it out hopefully you guys are smart people I'm sure you figured it out my God what the [ __ ] do I have to oh I see now okay I figured it out um yeah we're we're working on it not you know I I am ashamed it does not happen yet yeah I mean you should be yeah oh there uh yeah we're working next episode we're going to film in the bathroom uh here's the real thing you oh what are you doing over there Chad um the re here's the real thing you need to know about this last episode we you know we obviously just film wherever we can in the studio because we are the uh we're the red-headed stepchild the red letter median uh but we had the studio all to ourselves because Mike and Jay were out filming uh some best of the worst stuff the only problem is the studio has a tin roof and it was raining like a [ __ ] so even though we could have filmed in the studio what the Chad even though we could have filmed in the studio area uh it was raining so hard that it sounded like a jet engine in there so we had to film in the kitchen again and for anyone who noticed how my camera angle starts to look a little funny because the uh Mike and J had taken Mike and J had taken all of the tripods so my camera angle is my DSLR are attached to a monopod uh uh duck with tape with duct tape taped to a hand truck DSLR on a monopod duct taped to a hand truck because that's all we have so that's why it looks a little funny that's why you can see the tripod in Jack shot yes at times because the duct tape like slower slower than we noticed was giving way and the camera was actually slowly panning it's true so that you know Jack actually framed that shot right yeah at first and the really fun game is you can uh you can go back and see where I edited like where like where parts of the conversation were earlier is where it's framed correctly and parts of the conversation that were later have more tripod them so if you want to have an insight into where we actually talked about stuff in our conversation you can look at that edit but I mean it was a good improvisation we just didn't have another tripod you know cuz Mike and J took all of them greedy bastards they took all of their tripods how how dare they those horrible [ __ ] Rich any thoughts on Superior you're Spider-Man I have not been in a comic book store in 5 years I only know the premise what's superior Spider-Man uh doc Ox successfully took over Peter Parker's body oh and then Spider-Man was Peter Parker was like dead for a short time and I I think they've undone it by now but basically for like a I want to say like a year or more Spider-Man was Doc O in Spider-Man's body MH oh okay that's all I know it sounds cool sounds cool I guess oh Rich you got to play the Gabriel Knight remake or the upcoming Grim Fandango remake I can't speak much in Gabriel Knight but I heard something some people probably won't mind but the Grim fandangle remake is not a remake it's a remastering so it's like just I'm I'm not as excited about it because I can already get the original to run on my computer so you know I'm I'm not I'm not as geeked out as I was when I first heard about the the Remake M because it's not a remake it's just the exact same thing I already [Laughter] own but better there are third party programs that'll get it to run I I imagine they might dick around with the controls or something but sure maybe it'll look better I don't know I don't know I don't know we'll see we'll see oh my God it was we had a funny mic thing when you said we'll see all right hold on I'm going to pause the game I'm going to run a commercial and I'm going to get a donut a very important thing these are these are some very important things that are about to happen so rich if uh if I can keep your mic on and you can just talk to everybody H mute me too I might take a bathroom break or something okay well then we are going to take here I'll go like that um we're going to take a break and we'll be back in a little bit