tbl affirmations

Currently Playing: get you a silly goofy job

i hate my main job sm but that’s where my rent money and good benefits come from 🙈 i just needa another silly goofy job like my second one that doesn’t stress me out. you can use this even if you just want your desired stress free job too, it has affs for that as well. doesn’t have to be anything i listed. bennie boos: -you have a stress free and easy job that doesn’t require you to do much -you have a simple job that you enjoy -your job pays you extremely well -you have excellent benefits (generous and excellent health, dental, vision, life insurance, 401k contributions, pensions, health savings accounts, flexible spending accounts, paid time off, vacation/sick days, generous parental leave, mental health days, holiday pay, annual bonuses, retirement matching, tuition reimbursement, travel reimbursement, annual bonuses and that’s all i could think of adding lol) -your job allows you to relax and do whatever you want while on the clock -you attract amazing job opportunities that seem unreal -immune to getting ghosted by jobs and job recruiters -you get all the hours you want to work/are always on the schedule (if you desire) -immune to having a job that requires you to talk to people 24/7 (or no one, if you desire) -immune to having someone micromanaging you 24/7 -you are ultimately left alone to do your work and go home -immune to being stressed out by a job + have a great work life balance -immune to hating your job (I NEEDD THIS) -immune to having an huge workload -immune to wearing a uniform if you don’t want to (can’t tell you the last time i actually wore my work shirt lol… and they better not say anything abt it either!!) -you genuinely enjoy your job and it makes you feel fulfilled -you have an incredibly wonderful, carefree work environment -you like all your coworkers lol -all of your shifts/work days fly by quickly, you’re immune to feeling like the time is passing by slowly -all of your shifts/work days are incredibly smooth and easy -you have an incredibly high salary/hourly wage -you’re always getting promotions, pay increases and bonuses -your bank account is full and overflowing -you get cool perks and free stuff from work -you’re looked at as the golden child at your job, you can do no wrong in their eyes and everyone is always backing you up -you’re liked and adored by everyone you work with as well as everyone you come across at work -you are able to get a job even if you’re a teenager -you have a job that is able to accommodate for any needs you have (like if you’re disabled, sick, pregnant etc) -you have a silly goofy job such as: server, stocker, dog walker, babysitter, nanny, barista, line cook, office assistant, cashier, camp counselor, receptionist, library helper, arcade attendant, concession stand worker, thrift store worker, ice cream scooper, smoothie maker (these two made me lol to type out), movie theatre staff, life guard, amusement park worker, delivery driver, dish washer, animal shelter worker, mall stand worker, pastry baker (andddd i ran outta stuff to add lol) -general desired job/career affs desired results. permanent results. yes it’s unisex.