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Yatsuhashi Tsukumo sees her sister Benben trying to kill herself with any tool, but Benben gets a spray bottle of death seeking out blood. What a mess, just don't kill yourself. 🌍 Happy Earth Day, everybody! 🌎 (April 22 / 4.22) 🌏 Transcript: Billy Mays: *speaks gibberish* Are you tired of using tools to kill yourself? Hi, Billy Mays here for the Suicide Spray! The first time you use it, you'll finally be saying "Goodbye, world.". It seeks out your blood at the source, it eliminates you with one spray. Unlike other tools that only never work. The Suicide Spray completely ends your embarrassing life forever, it eliminates around people and pets. Spray around yourself and you'll say "Goodbye, world.". The secret is the agent orange of 41 toxic oils developed by BonaKemi. Ice cream sundae, cheddar cheese, Billy Mays' urine with just one spray. *refuses to smell his urine* Nope, just kidding. Don't smell a spray, it's bad for your health and you'll end up bleeding before you literally die because of the Suicide Spray! Use it everywhere on a sofa, a mattress, a Mighty equipment and moldy rotten shoes. Nothing works be-be-be-be-etter! Smoke weed everyday! It distorts your body with contact from clothes, drapes, carpets, even cars. For cooking burgers like the barbecue bacon cheddar and the original Billy burger, even a recycle bin. It's the best, and it's great for a suicide technique. This is a real live crab, watch this! I'm gonna eliminate this crab with some Suicide Spray and it gets rid of all the stones a crab, that's the power of Suicide Spray! Why spend hundreds of tools that don't work? Call now and we'll send you a bottle of the Suicide Spray along with a travel size for only $19.99! Order right now and we'll double the value, you'll get a second set free! The Suicide Spray comes with a blood-free money back guarantee! And with every purchase, our company will kill you. Here's how to order! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I'm dead!