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LINKS https://twitter.com/XtremeJ71 https://www.facebook.com/XtremeJ71 Transcript: It happens, we all make giant sh*ts on a busy school morning. You know what I'm talking about. One super heated steamy sh*t including hard fumes. They're so strong you can safely kill a real life skunk and when you're done, clean up's a b*tch because it only leaves sh*t around the toilet. But you can't always sh*t on time. Maybe, you had to leave home suddenly. Just got in the car and drove because that sh*t didn't go down the way you thought it would. What if you could take back control of your a$$ like a flick of a switch? Hi Billy Mays here for the Big City Fibre Station. The fast and easy way to press and cook sh*t inducing sliders. Finally, access to affordable fibre whenever you need to sh*t for life. Sh*ting used to take up hours of your precious f*ckin' time. Not anymore. With the fibre station, just scoop, press, cook then simply eat the burger to sh*t instantly. The secret is in the ground beef. It has over 27 times more fibre than ordinary burgers; causing you to sh*t in less than 10 seconds. Its patented ground beef instantly generates millions of microscopic polishing agents that contracts your a$$ muscles forcing your a$$ to sh*t like a big f*ckin' bazooka. The microscopic polishing agents detects sh*t from your a$$hole all the way up to your ascending colon; so you'll keep sh*ting until you're absolutely clean. I know what you're thinking, what about the ring around the toilet? Those microscopic polishing agents I'm constantly talking about take it 1 step further and solidifies your sh*t like rock hard clay. That's right. No more squishing and squashing or flipping and flopping. now that's something you can't do on a busy school morning. Call now and receive the big city fibre station with measuring scoop for just $19.99. You'll also receive the slider station recipe guide loaded with my favourite creations like the barbecue bacon cheddar and the original Billy burger free but call right now and we'll send you Mighty Tape. If you need to sh*t far from home but you don't wanna f*ck up 1 beautiful toilet with your steamy sh*t, don't get frustrated, get Mighty Tape. You can't afford to hold in your sh*t. It's not great for your health. Now that's a lot of damage to the muscle in your a$$hole. All you do is place Mighty Tape on your a$$hole and you're ready to go. Turning from green to white to show it's ready to hold on tight. It seals leaks instantly so you'll never have to use any muscles. But I'm not done yet. It gets even better. Call right now and we'll send you suicide sliders free. Die a delicious mouth watering death again. It's even illegal to sell this sh*t, but f*ck it. I'm gonna sell suicide sliders wherever you are because it's a joke. That's what you told YouTube but they did not wanna hear it. No they certainly didn't. You get it all. Big City Fibre Station, Mighty Tape, recipe guide and Suicide Sliders for just $19.99. A huge value, all for XtremeJ71; a name you can trust. Order right now. You can also use Mighty Tape to stop rape. No more pounding, drilling or damage to your a$$hole. Simply apply and the c*ck can't penetrate. You can also apply on vaginas. Moms you're gonna love it. Stops just about any c*ck. All but 1..... HAHAHAHAHAHA