Upbeat D&D tavern folk — rowdy drinking songs, feast anthems, and pre-quest singalongs. Fiddle, acoustic guitar, and a roaring group chorus. Perfect for game nights, tavern roleplay, and raising a cup with the party.
Curated by: Songs of a Bard (72 videos)
#DnDMusic #BardSong #TavernMusic Every table has one player who refuses to roll for it, and simply walks over instead. This original D&D bard song is an upbeat medieval tavern song about a monk who never draws a blade, never casts a spell, and has punched her way through a locked door, a city guard, a stone golem, and — eventually — a dragon. A rowdy celtic folk drinking song for every party with one member who thinks a weapon is a personal insult. 🎧 More bard songs on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2mpNdXU4kg1tFpovnK1LMN 🍺 The Bard speaks... "She has been handed a sword four times tonight. She has handed it back four times tonight. The dragon in the corner still isn't sure what hit it. Neither are we." — Songs of a Bard 🎲 The Bard's Wares Gear I'd stake my lute on, traveler: ◦ ⚔️ The greatest D&D adventure on screen → https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DBRB73GD?tag=songsofabard-20 ◦ 🐉 Your first adventure starts here → https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09V84WNPK?tag=songsofabard-20 ◦ 🎲 Dice that roll like destiny → https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F817H27?tag=songsofabard-20 ◦ 📖 The adventurer's tome → https://www.amazon.com/dp/0786969822?tag=songsofabard-20 As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📜 LYRICS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Ha— hold up, put the sword down, put the sword down. The door was locked, the party groaned, we argued for an hour, somebody talked of picking it, somebody rolled for power. I walked right up and cracked it once — the hinges hit the floor. They said "you can't just do that," and I said "well, there's the door." I punched the dragon in the snout! And the whole tavern's screaming out! I don't need steel, I don't need a spell— I punched the dragon and the dragon fell! The guard said "no one passes here," and said it twice as loud, he had a spear, a shining helm, and half the market crowd. I didn't draw, I didn't cast, I didn't even shout, I tapped him once behind the ear and carried him on out. I punched the dragon in the snout! And the whole tavern's screaming out! I don't need steel, I don't need a spell— I punched the dragon and the dragon fell! The golem in the ruin was a ton of ancient stone, the wizard said "we'll need a plan," the cleric said "go home." I stepped inside its swinging arm and found the oldest crack, and forty years of magic came apart across my back. I punched the dragon in the snout! And the whole tavern's screaming out! I don't need steel, I don't need a spell— I punched the dragon and the dragon fell! They keep on handing me a sword, a hammer, an axe, a bow. I hand it back and thank them kindly— I've got all I need, you know. Then came the red one, forty feet, all teeth and smoke and pride, it asked us who would face it, and each one of us just lied. So I ran along the table and I jumped, and I let fly, and I caught it on the nose and saw the wonder in its eye. I punched the dragon in the snout! And the whole tavern's screaming out! I don't need steel, I don't need a spell— I punched the dragon and the dragon fell! It's sitting in the corner now, it's drinking with the rest, it says its nose still aches a bit, it says I hit it best. So if the door won't open and the clever plan derails, just roll your sleeves and mind your thumb and let the knuckles tell the tale. I punched the dragon in the snout! And the whole tavern's screaming out! I don't need steel, I don't need a spell— I punched the dragon and the dragon fell! I punched the dragon in the snout... And the whole tavern's screaming out... I don't need steel, I don't need a spell— I punched the dragon and the dragon fell! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Songs of a Bard is a fireside corner of the fantasy world. I'm a traveling bard — I trade songs for stories in every tavern I pass, and turn the tales adventurers leave behind into songs. 🎵 Continue the Adventure ▶️ Tavern Anthems & Drinking Songs 🍺 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYGAaXtq3IevyOI30LQ6pGCLDcNoIAMB5 ▶️ Bard Ballads & Slow Songs 🕯️ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYGAaXtq3IeuqlU-9xOPxswiUj9kGWYJ4 ⚔️ A Question for the Party "I punched the dragon and the dragon fell!" — which line made you laugh hardest? Tell us in the comments! Does your party have a member who refuses every weapon they're handed? Tell us about them. 🔔 Subscribe for new D&D bard songs! https://www.youtube.com/@SongsofaBard-n6w ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⚖️ Usage & Attribution Music created with AI assistance (Suno V5); all lyrics, stories, and creative direction by a human creator. Free to use in personal D&D sessions and non-commercial streams with credit. For commercial use, please contact us. #DnDMusic #TavernMusic #BardSong #FantasyMusic #SongsofaBard #MedievalMusic #CelticMusic #TTRPGMusic #DrinkingSong #MonkSong #GamingMusic