Upbeat D&D tavern folk — rowdy drinking songs, feast anthems, and pre-quest singalongs. Fiddle, acoustic guitar, and a roaring group chorus. Perfect for game nights, tavern roleplay, and raising a cup with the party.
Curated by: Songs of a Bard (72 videos)
#DnDMusic #BardSong #DrinkingSong They laughed when she walked in — right up until she climbed onto the table. This is an original D&D bard song and rowdy medieval tavern drinking anthem about a halfling barbarian who stands three feet tall and fears absolutely nothing, sung with a grin by the whole tavern once the chairs stop flying. A stomping, fiddle-driven singalong for anyone who has ever rolled a tiny character with an enormous axe and zero impulse control. 🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple Music & more: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/songsofabard/three-feet-of-fury 🍺 The Bard speaks... "I've seen ogres duck out the back door when she orders her second ale. It isn't the axe they're afraid of. It's the fact that she's still smiling." — Songs of a Bard 🎲 The Bard's Wares Gear I'd stake my lute on, traveler: ◦ ⚔️ The greatest D&D adventure on screen → https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DBRB73GD?tag=songsofabard-20 ◦ 🐉 Your first adventure starts here → https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09V84WNPK?tag=songsofabard-20 ◦ 🎲 Dice that roll like destiny → https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F817H27?tag=songsofabard-20 ◦ 📖 The adventurer's tome → https://www.amazon.com/dp/0786969822?tag=songsofabard-20 As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📜 LYRICS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ They laughed when I walked through the door, said "barmaid, we didn't order small" — I climbed up on my chair and stood, still couldn't see over them all. Three feet of fury, four feet of rage! Buy me an ale or I'll flip this stage! Short on inches, long on fight — three feet of fury, all night, all night! The wizard hid behind his hat, the ranger climbed the chandelier, the paladin said a little prayer and gently slid me his own beer. Three feet of fury, four feet of rage! Buy me an ale or I'll flip this stage! Short on inches, long on fight — three feet of fury, all night, all night! My axe is twice as tall as me, I swing it like a kitchen spoon, the barkeep's counting broken chairs — he'll run out of fingers soon. Three feet of fury, four feet of rage! Buy me an ale or I'll flip this stage! Short on inches, long on fight — three feet of fury, all night, all night! So raise your mugs and raise me too, set me up on the table high — the smallest storm this hall has seen is gonna drink the cellar dry! I headbutt knees, I bite the shins, I win my fights from down below, and when the foam and dust have cleared I take my victory sweet and slow. Three feet of fury, four feet of rage! Buy me an ale or I'll flip this stage! Short on inches, long on fight — three feet of fury, all night, all night! Now every bard from here to coast sings songs about the brawl tonight, how one small girl with one big axe taught forty men that size ain't right. Three feet of fury, four feet of rage! Buy me an ale or I'll flip this stage! Short on inches, long on fight — three feet of fury, all night, all night! Three feet of fury, that's my name, this tavern's never been the same, so pour one more before I go — the fiercest things come small, you know. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Songs of a Bard is a fireside corner of the fantasy world. I'm a traveling bard — I trade songs for stories in every tavern I pass, and turn the tales adventurers leave behind into songs. 🎵 Continue the Adventure ▶️ Tavern Anthems & Drinking Songs 🍺 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYGAaXtq3IevyOI30LQ6pGCLDcNoIAMB5 ▶️ Bard Ballads & Slow Songs 🕯️ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYGAaXtq3IeuqlU-9xOPxswiUj9kGWYJ4 ⚔️ A Question for the Party • What's the smallest character you've ever played — and what's the biggest thing they ever fought? • Which line would YOUR barbarian shout mid-brawl? Tell us in the comments! 🔔 Subscribe for new D&D bard songs! https://www.youtube.com/@SongsofaBard-n6w ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⚖️ Usage & Attribution Music created with AI assistance (Suno V5); all lyrics, stories, and creative direction by a human creator. Free to use in personal D&D sessions and non-commercial streams with credit. For commercial use, please contact us. #DnDMusic #TavernMusic #BardSong #FantasyMusic #SongsofaBard #MedievalMusic #CelticMusic #TTRPGMusic #DrinkingSong #HalflingSong #GamingMusic