A Tale As Old As Time - Goose Plays Vintage Story

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By (very very) popular demand, today I have stepped away from my traditional fare of open world survival games in favor of... more open world survival games. Welcome to Vintage Story. Inspired by Minecraft, this game takes the traditional hardcore survival elements of modded Minecraft and (supposedly) combines them with environmental storytelling and dangerous eldritch forces. Today, we look at... more rocks. A lot more rocks. Now, admittedly, these rocks are rocks we do somewhat care about (this time), but in the interests of saving you the effort of wondering, they aren't the ones we _really_ care about. Instead, I dedicate my time to designing yet more excessively pointless architectural artefacts, pave the way for renewable dendrology, despite the games best efforts otherwise, and do just a tiny bit of industrialization with a sledgehammer in the interests of crafting fancy tin-foil robot costumes.