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[Music] wait stop hold on this is this is not this is not working Dana stop I I'm done should we be in something sexier we don't have time we have like 5 minutes we can't change right now oh no but the lady said that we can book another hour because no one else booked it yeah but we can't afford another hour hour oh maybe we should have done this when we had a bigger budget I thought we were doing this to get a bigger budget maybe we should have done a brand deal first with who I've reached out to like a million places yeah people don't want to work with polyam we need more followers first you have like 50k followers yeah but you need like a million followers to even pay your rent oh how about we all get on our knees and hold our hands out look the merch is just supposed to buy us time we just need something cool that people can wear that's not embarrassing we need something sexy but not too sexy cuz we can't over sexualize polyamine but it has to be honest you know what um I can be less sexy how are you going to do that I don't think you should be in it at all but she's supposed to like symbolize the guest of the podcast yeah but we're not showing her face so it's all objectifying then I can show my face yeah but then people are going to think we're like a thruple podcast yeah they're going to be wondering like where's the other girl from the shirt I mean I guess people aren't going to buy the shirt anyway unless they know who we are right hey guys I'm so sorry but it's SE [Music] you look like cousette now you look dead looks like we murdered you I should have like LIF to my armor or something to show your you're live yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait go back go back go back okay that okay that one no that one ooh that is interesting put it on a shirt right [Music] H it's not murder podcast I think it's cool okay should I submit it well hold on I don't like it it's like you're wearing a couple well you are a couple yeah I mean I like that it's like is it a band or is it a podcast but there's like so much white I mean honestly I I think it's great and if you're afraid of showcasing your a couple then I think there might be something fundamentally wrong with the brand I'm not like afraid of showcasing that we're a couple I just think we need to like mess with it oh [ __ ] oh my God I have to go I'm so sorry Dragon Hunt podcast yeah losers look I think honestly I think it's great I think you guys should just print this no all right we'll see okay all right okay bye all right bye bye would you wear this it's too loud I don't like wearing things you can tell what it is that's what I'm talking about like I'm proud of our content I just wouldn't want to wear a shirt that's like I don't want someone is like who's this [ __ ] couple like what's that guy why is he wearing a shirt of a [ __ ] couple exactly I mean but would that spark conversation it would if they have the confidence enough to buy it in the first place all right I'm I'm going to mess with it what if first we take a break and go to dinner can we just eat something from home yeah but I'm so done up from the photo shoot I thought you'd want to take me out I can wear cute like little dress I thought we were going to try to eat in as much as possible okay no yeah all right I'll make something that would be amazing I can fix this you know Photoshop I'm going to figure it out going to have to watch some [ __ ] tutorials I've been looking for a god with [Applause] words i' Rec kind [Music] of kill me in this life and the [Music] next how am I supposed to concentrate with you in my field of vision you want to face the wall I'm just going to not look you want to watch an episode while we eat we could just we don't have to watch a long one we could watch like a short 20 minute it's not about how long it is I'm in like the flow right now I got to finish it all right that's fine we can just uh listen to each other eat I'm sorry it's fine I'm really close to Dy I'm going to finish it and then we're going to watch an episode okie dokie so I went high and low high and low high and low high and there's a creeping Vine in my my foundations I wonder if you can die from [Music] sleep and my wild around had to hack through jungle to reach the door I don't have the right words to say but you know my in this song Hiding and every Mel that you wrote I was hanging I don't know how to let go so I went high and low high high and low high and low high [Music] and I wish I could tell [Music] everybody I have time for a story I wish I could tell everybody welcome to the Dan of the wolf podcast today we have a very special guest we do no we don't I was lying why would you do that uh well we couldn't get a guest Daniel and I suppose it's my fault for not getting a guest I mean you're better at it than me you know when I ask they're like you're a woman you can't have a good show and when you ask they're like oh hello yes fellow respectable man what can I do for you what if we get a woman on the show they still talk to you more than me I think it's just like a cultural you know what we have in place it's a society thing well then I actually have a special guest of sorts you do I have a surprise for me something came in the mail what is it oh cut that [ __ ] open thank you you should never cut towards yourself okay don't cut towards me what do you think I've been loving you [Music] too long it's not [Music] merch what this is fashion [Music] [ __ ] let me see let me see let me see my love is going [Music] strong as you become a heavy [Music] oh this might work you know what we should do we should like not cut this out of the podcast and then just like put a link to the merch at the bottom Dam this is in the podcast with you my life