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Lu Ye, a livestreaming antiques appraiser, woke up one day to find the world had entered the Beast-Taming Era. Just as he was wondering whether to keep hosting his old “treasure appraisal” streams, he unexpectedly awakened the Beast Appraisal System—and instantly became a proud Beast Livestreamer. Soon, his broadcast took a very... unusual turn. “That two-headed snake of yours? The right head looks totally different from the left—it’s developed severe OCD. Just get it some cosmetic surgery so both heads match. Easy fix!” “Your Tiankun Rooster King is depressed? No problem! Get it a basketball to play with, throw in a little singing-and-dancing routine, and it’ll be back to clucking happily in no time.” “Your Husky-type pet guards its food? Wait—your 50-pound beast gets only one pound of dog food per day?! For heaven’s sake, feed it more!” But Lu Ye didn’t just diagnose pet issues—he could also: ✅ Appraise pet value ✅ Recommend evolution materials ✅ Advise on hybrid breeding strategies He was a true one-stop expert for all things beast-related. Years later, Master Lu’s fame spread across Blue Star, and he became the world’s #1 Beast Tamer. People still fondly remembered his signature catchphrase: *“Whoa—your pet is seriously open-door level!”*