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AND NOW, WHOEVER HOLDS THE LONGEST SPIN WILL WIN. >> [music] [music] [music] >> WELCOME [screaming] TO THE FINAL ROUND. >> IT'S REALLY YOU GUYS? >> What are your names, contestants? >> Mordecai and Rigby, sir. >> Yeah, yeah, that's great. Anyway, >> let's see who you'll be up against. >> Oh, no, bro. A mint condition 1985 police cruiser? 300 horsepower V8, extra ball tires, tricks, aerodynamic chassis? >> [screaming] >> The Briggs. Those guys look like us. >> He's an utter Carter and Briggs. As for you two posers, you're going down. >> Posers? We don't need Halloween costumes to be fans. >> As Escobedo said in the TV movie Carter and Briggs Bust Russia, we will destroy them, your holiness. >> Well, as Briggs said in episode 238, shut your crime hole. >> Episode 129, EAT TASER. >> All right. >> Which team will win the chance to be ON CARTER AND BRIGGS? >> PROBABLY THE ONE that's an exact replica of a police cruiser. Am I right? >> OH, YEAH. >> TEAMS, TO YOUR VEHICLES. >> [cheering] >> BROOKS, BROOKS, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. FOCUS. They have a 1985 police cruiser replica, which is pretty much the perfect donut spinning winning machine. BUT, I DON'T TRAIN LOSERS TO LOSE. I TRAIN WINNERS TO WIN. NOW, GO WIN THIS DONUT SPIN IT ON, LOSERS. >> THANKS. I guess. >> [music] [music] >> Off the anti-groans. >> [music] >> Hit the brakes. Come on. >> Woah, is that street legal, Brad? >> Does it matter? >> [screaming] >> You'll never break our spin. >> WE GOT MAD SKILLS. >> Don't need skills. >> [screaming] >> Resisting defeat. WE HAVE WAYS OF DEALING with you. The sooner you die, the sooner we'll be on Carter and Briggs. >> YOU GUYS ARE PSYCHOS. >> [music] >> SPREAD LARGE. >> [screaming] >> WE'RE GOING TO WIN. >> WE'RE GOING TO DIE. >> WHAT DO WE DO? >> YOU CAN'T DRIVE IN the middle of a vortex, bro. >> Dude, we got to do zero turning radius. Spin with a vortex. >> But that's crazy. >> Have any better ideas? >> [music] >> Hold it. >> [screaming] >> It's working. >> Zero turning radius. >> WE HAVE A WINNER. CONGRATS, Motor Kai and Spinsby. >> See you two on set. >> We better get going to the dump. >> It's not fair, man. It's not fair to the cart. >> Dude, I love the cart, too, but we can't afford to keep it. Now, let's pour one out on the hood for old cart's sake. >> Word. >> Whoa. Is this what it's like to be conscious? >> How is this possible? Whoa. This is awesome. >> I'm happy also, entity Mordecai and entity Rigby. >> Dude, you know us? Call us Mordecai and Rigby. Don't you have a name? >> Well, according to the writing on my insides, it's Hetcho. Hetcho and Mexico. >> We'll just call you Cart. >> Wow, my first nickname. A lot of good that'll do me now that you have to take me to the dump. I've only been alive 30 seconds and I already know that life is cruel. And to think I've still never felt the delicate touch of a lady cart. >> I can't stand it. Cart, you deserve better than this. Before you go to the dump, we'll take you to experience all the things you never got to do. >> Wow, you'd do that? For old cart's sake? >> Yeah, dude. For old cart's sake. >> [clears throat] >> So, what do you want to do first, Cart? >> WELL, >> [screaming] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> I GOT TO SAY, CART, YOU'RE A pretty cool guy. >> Right back at you, Mordecai. >> Mordecai, Rigby, are you there? >> Dude, dude, answer in a French accent. >> What? No way. Hey, Benson. >> Wait, wait, wait. Tell him we just picked up his mama. >> Dude, shut up. >> You guys were due back hours ago. >> Sorry, we >> care. Get back here or you're fired. >> All right. We better head to the dump. >> Where's Cart? >> Oh, what? Did he ditch us? Oh, no. This is just like that time Benson had to take care of his dog, then we took the dog to Cheezers, and then the dog ran away. >> Wait, there he is. Cart, what are you doing? >> Sorry, guys. I was just throwing away our trash. Kind of like how you're going to throw me away, you know, at the dump. >> Come on, Cart. It's not like that. >> Is that all I am? Just a used up old taco wrapper? >> Oh. You know what would make me feel better? >> What? >> If I could get a view of the sunset. >> Yeah, that sunset is prime send-off material. Let's go. >> I don't know. >> Come on, buddy. Just one more drive. For old cart's sake? >> I can't say no to that face. >> Wow, it's magnificent. Just seeing such beauty gives meaning to my short life. An even shorter life as a sentient being. I really feel at peace. >> That's great, dude. All right, let's get going. >> You You know, I've never been to a uh a car wash. Yeah. >> But we washed you all the time. >> No, I mean a real car wash. Look, I know you wouldn't understand because you aren't a golf cart, but I don't want to go without experiencing this. >> But we'll get soaked. >> Yeah. Well, I'm getting crushed. Seems like the least you could do with me being crushed and all. Thanks so much, guys. It really means a lot to me. >> We just want validated units. We have certificate. >> Uh we don't need any, bro. >> Let's find Morty and Rick. Get down. >> Anatoly, please to make acquaintance. Special delivery. >> Get in van. >> I knew it. >> Identity verified. Welcome, Nikolai. >> Arming system. Perimeter armed and secure. And did you pick out an album? >> Got it, boss. >> Phase [music] eight, in 10, nine. >> WHAT PHASE EIGHT? >> SEVEN, SIX, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. >> [screaming] >> WE ARE HEADED TO MOTHER RUSSIA. [music] THERE YOU will be put into a hard labor camp, forced to do unskilled, demeaning labor for the rest of your lives, which, come to think of it, isn't too different from your lives now. >> Nikolai, new orders from Romanov. >> I'll be up top controlling the park. >> We must get in the chopper. >> Anatoly will ensure your safety on the ground. >> We got to stop this. >> Set us free. >> Set you free? I'll set you free at bottom of sea. >> Mr. President, sir, something you need to see, sir. [music] It's a matter of national security. Our radars are detecting a giant land formation flying TOWARDS THE DRASNIC BORDER. >> WHAT? What does this mean? >> I'll tell you what it means. The Drasnics are stealing a PIECE OF AMERICA. >> WHAT? >> You insult us [music] with these accusations? >> I'm afraid we need to take action, sir. If our land reaches their border, the Drasnic military will intercept it and we'll never GET IT BACK. >> HEY! >> STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE. TIE YOURSELF BACK UP. >> Muscle Man AND FIVES! >> WHAT? NO! STOP TRYING TO RESCUE THEM. >> MUSCLE MAN! >> YOU GOT TO JUMP FOR IT, BROS. >> NO! Don't jump for it, bros. STOP JUMPING FOR IT! I'M GOING TO GET FIRED! I SHOULD HAVE STEPPED ON THE BRAKES BEFORE GOING OVER THIS CLIFF. >> HE'S GOT a point. >> Ready to go for a ride? >> In that thing? No way. >> It's not even a British taxi. Come on. >> I don't care. A taxi's a taxi. >> It'll be fun. We'll just go for a little ride. >> Uh, I got to go to the bathroom. >> [screaming] [screaming] >> LET'S GO! LET'S GO! DRIVE! >> WHAT? WHAT IS IT? >> THAT BRITISH TAXI, MAN. It's following me. >> Dude, come on. You're just seeing things. >> No! It was the British taxi and it was real. >> So, it came out of the movie, then. >> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. >> All right, fine. Look, you're safe now, anyways. Let's just try and relax and calm down. Pops will drive us around for a bit. >> Hm. >> [music] >> Wait, Pops. Where are we going? >> I always drive deep into the woods when I want to clear my mind. Don't you just love the scenery? >> [music] [panting] [screaming] >> No problem. >> What? >> Why are we stopping? What's going on? >> It seems we've run out of gasoline. >> Oh man, oh man, this is not good. He's coming and WE'RE STUCK HERE. >> MORDECAI! >> UH, WHAT? WHAT IS IT? >> WE RAN OUT OF GAS AND HE'S COMING for me. >> Come on, we got to get out and push. Come on, Rigby. >> No, I'm not going out there. >> Fine. Pops and I will push you all the way back home then. >> Geez. No, no, no, no, no. NOT BACK THIS WAY. NO, NO, NO. >> ALL RIGHT, HELP. >> [screaming] >> RIGBY. >> HELLO, GOODNESS. >> OH MAN, DUDE, IT'S REAL. RUN, POPS. >> [music] >> POPS, look out. Oh no, it's going after Rigby. We got to help him. Rigby. >> HELLO, GOODNESS. >> [screaming] >> RIGBY. OH, OH. >> HELLO, GOODNESS. >> I KNOW, GOODNESS. >> HELLO. GOVERNOR. [groaning and screaming] THE name's Fists. LEAVE ME ALONE. I HATE YOU. STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND. >> THERE IT IS, the Trucker Hall of Fame. >> Woah. >> Now, let's go spread these hot ashes. >> Where do you think you're going with that urn, son? >> Uh, what urn? >> Don't play dumb. We heard about your plan on the horn. You're a Muscle Dad son, and what you got there is his hat's mortal remains. >> LET ME IN, YOU TOOLS. >> Those ashes are worthless. Hey, you want to scatter them somewhere? Here, why don't you scatter them IN THAT DUMPSTER? >> DUDE, MUSCLE MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? You got to turn back. You can't give up. COME ON. YOU'RE GOING TO COME ALL THIS way just to quit? What about Muscle Dad? >> Look, Bros, my old man was a screw-up, and let's face it, so am I. I'm overweight, I work in a lame park, AND YOU TWO AND FIVES ARE MY only friends. But the one thing that a Sorenstein almost never screws up is a prank, and my dad's hat ASHES IN THAT STUCK-UP TRUCKER HALL OF FAME IS THE FUNNIEST THING I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW. NOW, ARE YOU LADIES IN OR OUT? >> [music] >> YEAH, DUMPSTER. >> YEAH, I know. I just opened my mouth and IT CAME OUT. >> SPECIAL DELIVERY. >> ALL TRUCKERS, WE HAVE A bogey going towards Memorial Hill. I repeat, a forklift driver's hat ashes are on Memorial Hill. >> Forklift driver? >> What's going on BACK THERE, BRO? >> DUDE, LET'S GO. >> OH, DEAD MAVERICKS. >> BIG WHEELS DAD. >> WE GOT TO SHAKE THEM. >> HAND OVER THEM ASHES. MEMORIAL Hill for truckers. >> We're not handing over anything. >> OH, YEAH? >> [screaming] >> HURRY, PARADOX CATCHING UP TO US. >> HEY, TRUCKER HALL OF FAME, KISS MY DAD'S TRUCKER ASHES. >> [screaming and groaning] >> WOO! >> Muscle Dad? >> Yeah, it's me, Muscle Son. Thanks for honoring your old man's last wish. >> No problem, Muscle Dad. >> You desecrated this place. Now, we're going to make road kill OUT OF YOU. >> [groaning and screaming] >> HEY, PARADOX, NEED A LIFT? >> [screaming] >> DID YOU SEE THAT? >> DAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU [music] tell me you were forklift driver? >> I wanted you to be proud of me, Muscle Son. I'm sorry I lied to you all those years. >> It's okay, Muscle Dad. I forgive you. >> It's an honor to meet you, Muscle Dad. >> Looks like we got company. I'll hold them off. >> But, how, Muscle Dad? That's what I'm TALKING ABOUT. >> NOW, GO. >> WOO! WOO! WOO! >> YOU SURE YOUR DAD can handle them on his own? >> He'll be fine. >> COME ON, PULL MY FINGER. >> NO! >> WOW!