Uploads from steveo

underneath this elephant probably isn't the safest place to be but I want a golden shower yeah dude I've said it before and I'll say it again I have vomited on television and in film more than any person who's ever lived there's not even any debate about that the fact that the Guinness Book of World Records still snubs me year after year it's a travesty but I am now going to get into my 10 most disgusting stun ever let's go I'm steo and this is the fart mask this one requires a little bit of explanation I couldn't even smell anything coming through that hose but the mere idea of it being disgusting was enough to make me vomit as a matter of fact we had to shoot this one twice because I vomited before we even got started the first try I just have a very active imagination that's why I'm such a premature EAC calculator if something seems like it might be sexy and if something seems like it might be gross all right this one goes all the way back to the very beginning when jackass first started I was living in Florida and I made a deal with our director Jeff Tain that if I came up with an idea to shoot in every single state between Florida and California he would fly out a production crew to follow me for the whole Drive I pooped in a bag I threw it at the van that was driving behind and literally got it all over that vanand it was the most accurate throw ever but I'm not even counting that as a disgusting stun that was just on the way to go eat roadkill I thought it was gross but if you think about it it was really just cooked food but with me in my head it was a definite barama how was it good guys our next one is undeniably disgusting Preston Lacy all wrapped up in like Saran Wrap or something to catch his sweat and I'm going to drink a shot of it o I think I barfed before the shot glass even made it to my lips CH that whole [Laughter] thing that was a sweatsuit cck at the end of the first Jackass movie bam said didn't you drink wine off a dude's ass crack you drank wine off a dude's ass crack no I drank beer through a dude's hairy butt crack butt crack beer dude I won't even count this one but that reminds me of being an India and the guy with the Guinness world record longest fingernails we poured beer down them and that made me barf but it was just beer and fingernails all right maybe it's pretty gross that happened in India as well as the next two items on our most disgusting list starting with me getting peed and pooped on by an elephant underneath this elephant probably isn't the safest place to be but I want a golden shower not a lot to explain here I crawled under and it did its thing it's pooping too then I chased Jeff Tain around trying to give him a pee and Pooh hug oh my God noox always wanted me to stick my head entirely up an elephant's butthole um and that's the closest we ever got if you're wondering why do I have so much footage in India it's because we filmed jackass number two there and like three episodes of wild boys during the wild boys filming in India we met a guy who has elephantitis of the feet like big fat bloated feet and he was definitely not wearing shoes so when Pontius and I licked his feet that was more disgusting than the elephant pee and poo because it was actually going in my mouth I mean I'm licking it this next one also happened while we were filming Wild Boys in Louisiana we met a guy named dick Dickerson who loved to chew tobacco so he's spitting his spit and of course it was a no-brainer that I had to drink his tobacco spit you're in for a treat oh my God I don't know if I was able to actually swallow it I actually drank some but just the fact that that went in my mouth is so God awful old dick Dickerson got me again this next one I rode a unicycle into what I called Pooh River because it was like a sewage runoff or something oh it was just stagnant gross water and I was baring so much for so long it was uh kind of notable in the second to last position we have what is probably my most famous stunt I'm steveo and this is the Poo cocktail Supreme where they had cran and a portapotty pulled down with bungee cords which was released so when it hit the Apex of its flight and came down all the Poo came out and that poo was dog poo which production purchased from a company called we do dooo that actually sells as much [ __ ] as you [Music] want oh my God bam was really fast I tried to chase him down and give him a pooh hug he got away that smell stuck on me like after numerous showers dog poo is gnarly we're campaign in Orlando Florida and this is the rub Goldberg test don't expect it to work we're going to finish off on one of my least known stunts because it was a big production That was supposed to be the end of the first Jackass movie but the whole thing got replaced with the thing where they dressed us all up as old men the original ending was called rubbe Goldberg which means like uh chain of events triggered by certain things and each cast member got a certain thing mine was a dunk tank filled with straight rotten entrails of animals when it comes down to gross stuff like that was arguably biohazardous like oof I was in there and there you have it I don't even know if that was 10 things but I do know that I am on my super dummy tour and you are going to love this show here are the dates that I've got coming up and while they scroll we'll give you a look at the tour bus and give you the option to watch my unbelievable history with ponus right here yeah dude