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I can't believe this was the most requested song, you asked for it! Thanks Ram for the character designs! 🤖 Find My Music: https://ffm.bio/endlesstaverns Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0KCDcshjirenWz5JiPnmw0?si=OQQ1wt0RR8iznP_oa-SJ5Q Help me keep the Endless Tavern running! https://ko-fi.com/endlesstaverns #elderscrolls #elderscrollsonline #skyrim #oblivion #morrowind Lyrics: Welcome to my estate, I see you've found the door I've had a hundred maids but never one like you before Your scales catch the candlelight, your tail sweeps the floor Tell me, little Argonian, what is it you've come here for? I've come here for the cleaning, sir, the dusting and the sheets I scrub the marble hallways, sir, I scrub beneath your feet The mistress says be thorough, says to never miss a spot So point me to your chambers and I'll give it all I've got Chambers? Oh, my dumpling, you could clean them, this is true But I see something special, something more inside of you Those arms were made for labor but those eyes were made for more So tell me, little maiden... have you polished spears before? I… sir, I don't follow, I'm not trained in weaponry I am butt a simple servant from Black Marsh, don'tcha see? I know my way around a mop, a bucket, and a broom But I am not a blacksmith, I just came to clean your room! The spear is long How long? The shaft is thick How thick?! It needs a woman's touch to get the polishing to stick! I've never held a weapon of such magnitude before! Then lucky you, tonight you'll learn what all that grip is for! The mistress Is away She'll have my head! She's gone I say! But sir, it's enormous! the length is absurd! The girth of your spear, I'm at a loss for words Take the whole evening, we've got nothing but time The moon's climbing slowly, the hour is prime Work slow, work it steady, attend every inch You swear this is proper? Without a pinch of impropriety! This is professional need! A knight needs his armaments polished with speed ...Or slowness. Whatever. The pace is your call And when I am finished? We'll handle the hall The long, lengthy hallway that needs a good scrubbing oh and the bannister's begging for a deep rubbing and The doors need an oiling, oh how they creek and groan Is there nothing sacred in this home?! There's work to be done and the night is still young Plenty of time, my sweet Plenty of time Human-made // AI Assisted (Suno, Gemini 3, Veo 3, Claude) Endless Taverns is an independent content creator and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Games Workshop in any way.