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Hey Star Trek! Happy Birthday! - Krebs Gorlon. In this video, two of the ugliest men on Earth sit down to discuss a TV show that is now 60 years old! What more could you possibly want from a YouTube? But in all seriousness Rich and Mark finally go in depth into the very first season of Star Trek! They don’t really have a top 5 episodes, because (according to them) they like all the episodes in some way, kind of how you like something about all of your ugly children. They both pick five or so episodes to discuss or highlight or whatever. Rach and Mooboo love to talk about Star Trek so they doed. They make the time to sit down and talk for nearly three hours. Mark peed in his pants and the dumb one pooped in his diaper. The dumb one is the guy wearing the Scottish hat and the fat, ugly one is the guy that “edits” these videos. I mean, if I were to look up the definition of “editing” I don’t think It would read: “Leaves everything in” but hey, what else are these guys gonna do with little time they have left? They’re literally weeks away from the grave talking about how a 60 year old show was a good show. My god, is this what they are choosing to do with their remaining days??!? Young people today don’t even watch TV or Movies! They don’t have the patience. They watch hip-flips on their switch kicks and play Rubblox on their hyperinterlinked cerebrum-chips. Getting someone under 45 to watch an episode of Star Trek is like getting an old in the grocery store to move to one side of the aisle while walking in slow motion searching for salve. Life has become a nightmare from which I can’t escape. An endless series of holidays and birthdays that all culminate in an endless series of hospital visits and funerals. In the middle of all that we eat, we sleep, and we watch TV. So in this 2 hour long video about Star Trek Mark and Ronaldo first discuss a few off topic topics. Mainly the current state of Star Trek. We are in the middle of the streaming of season 4 of Strange New Worlds (With a short season 5 yet to come) and one more season of Starfleet Academy (Viewership predicted to be less than 100) After that who can truly say what is next for a once beloved franchise that looks like a beaten up grandma. I guess them two guys are writing a movie where Star Trek is going to be some kind of spy action thriller and they are bringing back Khan. Oh boy! Can't wait for that. I hate this world and I hate the people that are in charge of entertainment today. A bunch of fart clowns I say it. FART CLOWNS. The dumbest people on earth are in charge. They say you can never go home again. But with old TV shows you can. You can put on an old show or movie and watch it and say, "Ah, this is nice. This doesn't hurt me so deeply" As Mark and Raunch's bodies begin to rot from the inside and their vision begins to blur. As their farts begin to slip out as they lose anal elasticity, they can always sit back and watch and talk about old Star Trek. These two men are made of ash, moments before a strong wind blows through. So enjoy things while they last because you never know when a dimwit is gonna roll into town with a circus of low talent scum TV writers and 58 producers and ruin your whole life.