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Hello Jeff. Jeff, I left a note on your car. Hello? >> Hello? >> I dinged your car. I'm so I I'm calling to say I'm sorry. >> And and where did you hit it? >> Oh, that was so weird. Like I seems like I I heard you pick up but then you didn't say anything. I didn't know what was going on. >> Oh. >> It's >> Where where did you hit it? >> It's weird. I'm shaking. Uh like okay, so I was leaning over your car like over the the front part to leave a note. I I was leaning over your car to leave the note and my Confederate flag belt buckle it kind of scraped there kind of by the front door. >> On my door? >> Yeah, yeah. As I was leaning over to leave the note it scraped the car a little bit with my belt buckle. >> It it did did you is that all you did? >> Yeah, yeah. I just scraped up the side a little bit cuz I was leaning over and I'm I'm kind of fat. And I just I had a hard time putting the note in your windshield and as as I was putting the note in there it you know, I just scratched up the side of the car. >> But but where where where bouts did you did you hit it? >> Uh well, I didn't hit it. >> Cuz I don't >> I just scratched it with my belt buckle, you know? >> Well, why were you leaning on it? >> I was leaning over it to leave a note to let you know that I dinged it and I'm sorry. Just in case I don't know if you wanted to do something with insurance. >> where this You dinged it where? >> Uh kind of kind of at belt buckle level. Um just right along the the top of the hood kind of by the front door. You know, I was while I was leaning leaning over to put that note in your windshield I I dinged it up a little bit. >> I I don't see anything. >> Huh. Well, it looked pretty pretty deep to me I thought. >> Well, where bouts now? I'm on the on the driver side. >> Oh, no. On the passenger side. >> On the passenger side? >> Yeah. >> On the front fender. >> That's the one. >> I I I I'm I'm out here now. I don't see anything. >> Hmm, that's crazy cuz it's just from my belt buckle. As I was leaning over, it just kind of scraped the car. >> Are you sure? The The The It's a white car, right? >> Yeah, yeah, that's the one. The one I put the note on. Yeah, and I I was just leaning over your car. My My Confederate flag belt buckle just kind of scraped up the side of the car. >> I I really I really don't see anything. >> Hmm. Okay, well, that's good. >> There's There's the It's I There's some I mean, it's dirty. It just came out of the repair shop. >> Maybe you need to get your damn eyes checked. >> Huh? I I honestly honestly can't see anything. >> I know, that's what I'm saying. Maybe you need to get your damn eyes checked. Cuz Cuz I left the the scratch on there with my Confederate flag belt buckle. >> There's On the On the passenger side, right? >> Yeah, yeah, on the passenger side. I was I was I was leaning over to put the note on your windshield and I kind of scraped up the side there with my belt buckle, my Confederate flag belt buckle. >> I I I honestly don't see a thing. >> Huh, okay, well, that's good. I guess I don't have to pay anything to your insurance. >> out here. I'm out here now looking it over and I I I can't see anything. >> Maybe if you look it over several more times and then tell me several more times that you can't see it, just to be sure. >> I'm I'm I'm actually rubbing down the front fender. Mhm. Mhm. And I it's hot. >> And I rub and and all I'm getting off is the dirt. >> Yeah, you got to get off that dirt. >> I >> Mhm. Keep talking. This is hot. >> I I honestly honestly don't see anything. >> Okay, well, that's good to hear. I I thought it was a deeper scratch, but I guess I was wrong. >> No, there's It's It's the car is dirty, like I said, it's been in the shop, but I honestly >> car that you're rubbing off trying to get off. >> Yeah, I just my hand's filthy right now. >> I bet it is. That's a dirty little hand, isn't it? >> Cuz I I honestly don't see anything. So, I guess we're good to go. >> As long as it's honestly I know you're not lying. >> I I I honestly don't see anything. >> Okay, well, you need to get your damn >> Cuz when I Cuz when I when I got the I got the note, I I looked the car all over. I went, you know, end end >> Yep. Yep. >> And I'm I'm actually washing the fender and there is nothing on it. >> Thank god that scratch magically disappeared from my Confederate flag belt buckle. >> All All I'm getting is a All I see a little If this is what you No, that came off. If that's the scratch right there, I'm not worried about it. >> Maybe it's under your car, like on the bottom part. >> No, that's I see one little thing here, but Oh, I see. It This is something I'm not worried about. >> Yeah, way down there. I'm really short. Did I Did I forget to mention that? I'm really short. >> You >> So, my belt buckle is like, you know, tire level. >> Yeah, it's right right >> Don't Don't make fun of me for being a either, cuz cuz I can kick your ass. I may be short, but I can I may be short, but I can kick your ass, so don't make fun of me for being a >> I'm not making fun. >> And you can't say the word either. I can say it because I am a >> Are you really? >> Yeah, but for you, it's just like a a little person. >> my chain here. >> No, I'm completely serious. I'm just saying I I accidentally scratched your car while I was leaning over the windshield to set the note in the windshield in the wiper. >> But what But why were you putting a note on? >> Oh, finally, we're there. Jesus. Um to to let you know that I had accidentally dinged it. >> You dinged it with your belt buckle. >> Yeah, as I was leaning over to leave the note, I accidentally I get my >> What? >> I just scratched it up. >> W- Why were you leaving a note? >> Uh to let you know about about the car ding. So so, you know, so if you wanted to do insurance or anything like that. >> But But I don't I don't understand why you were leaning over the car to put a note on it. >> Well, so I could so you could know, you know, when when you got out there that that I had dinged it. But while I was putting the note down, I accidentally >> But what what reason did you have to put a note on it? Why were you leaning on my car to begin with? >> To To put the note up there to let you know that that in case you want to do it to do insurance, you know, so you'd know. >> I I I understand that. My question is >> Apparently, you don't. >> Why did Uh No, you're not You're not understanding me. Why What was your purpose in leaning on my car to put a note on it? >> I was just trying to be a nice Christian man and leave a note because that's the right thing to do when you ding someone's car. >> I understand that. But for what reason >> Uh, this again? >> Did Did you run into my car? >> No, no. I just walked over slowly and and put the note on the windshield. But as I was leaning over um my my belt buckle, my Confederate flag belt buckle, it scraped the side of the car. >> I I I've got that. My question is if if you didn't hit my car or anything, why were you near it? >> Well, it's just cuz I I was cuz I was putting the note on the on the windshield and and that that's what >> Were you walking Were you walking by my car or >> Yeah, yeah. I kind of walked around it. You know, I walked over to the passenger side and I put the note on the windshield, but then my belt buckle from my Confederate flag it scratch scratched it up a little. >> But what was your purpose in being by my car? >> To put the note on there so you would know cuz I'm a Christian. I'm not I'm not just going to scratch your >> I I get that. >> I'm not just going to >> What was the reason? >> I'm not just going to scratch someone's car and and not leave a note cuz that >> How did How How I I understand you scratched my car with your belt buckle. >> Yeah. >> I get that. >> Cuz it was a naughty car. >> But I don't But I don't understand >> Dirty >> is why you were near my car to begin with. >> Uh, this again? To leave the note. Are we >> But why did you have to Why did you have to leave a note? >> So you would know to call me and we could make insurance arrangements. >> I I understand that. My question is why were you near my car in the first place before you even scratched it? >> You don't have to yell you don't have to you don't have to yell at me. >> I'm not yelling. I'm just trying to understand what got you to my car. >> My feet. I was I was walking that day. I just you know I just >> Yep. >> You you you walked by you walked that close to my car? >> Uh yeah. Yeah, I walked over there cuz I had to to put the the note up there. Like I you know I am very short. So I had to kind of close. >> I understand that. I'm I'm trying to understand is why you were by my car in the first place before you even scratched it. Why were you by my car? >> I I was just walking to work I I was walking to the video store. And you know I just I that's just the route that I took today. Or I mean that day not today. >> But but but I can't I can't understand why you would be that close to my car. >> Well I was just walking by it's not a big deal. It's not like I'm a car thief anymore. >> No it's like I said it's not a big deal. I like I said I don't even see anything wrong with it. >> Well you're sure making a big deal of it Jesus. >> I'm just trying to understand why you were by my car in the to begin with. >> To leave the note so you would know that it had been scratched. >> to leave a note but I can't I can't understand why you would scratch my car and then leave a note. >> Well it's not it wasn't on purpose it's just my belt buckle. >> I understand that. >> From my Confederate flag belt buckle. I'm just kidding. >> I understand. I just can't I just can't comprehend why you would be that close to my car. >> I don't know. I I'm exhausted at this point. Can Can Can we just go? Do you need my insurance policy number? >> No. >> Cuz I I I just I'm getting a headache. >> All right. >> And And I'm looking at my hand and it's starting to fade out of existence like Marty McFly with all this this paradox talk. >> Well, I just can't understand I I just can't understand why you would be that close to my car. >> I I also um I urinated in my pants when you were yelling at me and I I really need to go change. >> All right. Goodbye. >> All right. Well, bye. Have a nice day.