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Disclaimer. Ah, is there a European heatwave or is it just you? Probably a bit of both. Good evening, ladies, lassos, and lassos. And welcome to the click. You smell absolutely astounding today. And don't let anyone else lie to you and tell you otherwise. Girls, women, females, voids, nurgans, are they real? Probably not. Little crypted looking ass. But in case women are real, they probably are not. I feel I need to stress that. I've never seen one. But in case they are real, we are going to learn how they don't work. Welcome to r/ not how girls work. Enjoy. Am I good? I love watching the cluke, my favorite crypted hunter. Not going to lie, how is any girl unemployed? All you got to do is learn how to do the naughties and you can make more than 50 grand a year. You know, a post like this is absolute gold when you're not sure if it's trying to promote like adult work or if it's trying to promote the fact that you should just get married and all you have to do for a successful marriage is just shut up and like and go to the bedroom. And it's also suggesting the average man makes 100k a year because I'm assuming that you would get half of it. Is that the argument here? Godamn. I love these posts, man. Because you can't even tell what the point is. And no matter how you try to argue, there is no way the math even adds up. Sabrina Carpenters's close-up footage from the Met Gala Knight in which her underarm hair was visible became a trending topic on social media. Mega, look at that. Like the 4K zoom in on an armpit. Holy, the new cycle this week must have been really lame. The day they discovered that women poo, they are going to flip. No, no, no, no. Women don't poo. We've been through this. Women are cryptids that don't exist. So, how can something that don't exist be pooping? Thank you. This is like the reverse of a creep shot, isn't it? Like normally when you have people zooming in really inappropriately on people, it's like, you know, for that kind of purpose and people being creepy and weird. But now it's like look at this 4K zoom in picture of someone's armpit. It's like the reverse of a creep shot. It's like if someone zoomed in on me like, "Oh, look, Click had a had a pimple in the middle of his face for for a video. Holy shit." You know, you know what I mean? It's a reverse creep shot. It's so amazing. He wouldn't think about cheating if all his needs were met. Weird. None of my needs were met and I have no problem staying faithful. That is so sad. Holy, that is so sad on many levels. But yeah, cheaters do be cheating. There are plenty of excuses people make for cheating. None of them are good and most people who are cheaters will cheat no matter the context when it comes to this kind of stuff. These kind of excuses are ridiculous. And also, if your needs aren't met, you move on from the relationship so both of y'all can find people who you vibe with better and everyone's needs are met. Yes, indeed. Of course, sometimes it can be hard to leave a bad relationship. Don't get me wrong, but like in general, when I see this kind of stuff, that is the thought that comes to mind. Breaking up is a valid option. Some men, I'm not homophobic. I just don't want the random guy hitting on me. It's weird. Women everywhere. My god, happy prid. Okay, I would like to propose a different hypothesis here. You know, if there is a man, for example, take a take a celebrity figure, take someone like Henry Cavill or something. If women and gay men and straight men to be fair, are sing over him, that means he's doing something right. You know, how many of the like unlikable weirdos like, you know, I don't know, Musky Husky, for example, how how many people in the gay community is he sing over Musky Husky? That's right. No one. How many gay people is he sing over Trump? You know, it doesn't exist. You know, it's a very good measurement that you're doing something right if the gay community is sing over you. That is my hypothesis of the day. Happy Pride or something like that. >> Hey, you want me to take a picture of you? >> No, thanks. >> Are you sure? I'm like I'm happy to. >> No, I'm okay. Thanks. >> I was actually just like just wanted to ask you like if you want if I get your number. >> Um, I'm not interested, but like really cute. >> I'm really not interested. I >> like we could go out on We could go somewhere in Paris on a date. I'm not interested. I'd really like you to leave. >> I think >> I said no. >> No. >> I said no twice. Multiple times actually. >> Oh god, this is painful to watch. >> I think >> you don't accept it means no. >> Oh, bro. Just walk walk away, guy. >> Okay, there's another piece of gold nugget to this video, which is like one of the top comments under the video has been reposted to crap, but I'm going to read it because it is soing funny. Okay, the problems here. He was politely approaching to help. offer was rejected. He was direct about his interest, was rejected. Is this like the creeper wristler equivalent of like the boomer mindset of like go in and get a job by a firm handshake? Is that the thing? Just because you're direct about something means that you're going to get anything you want. All right. Anyway, he attempted to make a persuasive case to why a date with him could be something you'd be interested in. People sometimes change their mind when presented with more information. Oh, you see, it's not that women don't want to date me. They are simply misinformed. And I am doing them a great service by adding to their informationational archive to make sure they can make a proper decision, which is going out with me. Any know just means that you are misinformed. She continually interrupted him and then jumped to him, simply trying to finish his proposal while implicitly accusing her being unable to understand consent. I mean, she did say no directly like five times. He approached her politely. There was no physical contact in public open space. No, no, no, no. The absolutely first initial approach could be seen as fine. Like, hey, do you want me to help you take a picture of the of you in this thing? That's perfectly fine. When she says, "No, I'm good." Then you say, "All right, no worries. Have a good day." That would be a polite, proper interaction. Just offering something and getting turned down is perfectly fine. Repeatedly offering something seven times over when they've already said no seven times over is not okay. As a man, I would at least allow a woman who approached to finish shooting her shot before rudely shutting them down and being inconsiderate about how nervous and hurtful the rejection would be. But as men, apparently, we don't deserve such human consideration. Hold on. Did you catch that? Cuz I caught it. Did you notice how this person writing this comment just twisted the entire situation? Now it's not about a dude not understanding what no means. Now it's that rejection hurts so bad that he is actually the victim and the repeated nose when he cannot take the first no as an answer is repeatedly offensive and hurtful and he would never do the same to someone else. Not that it happened. I don't think anyone is approaching this dude but you know anyway. So so now they have a twisted entire situation that this is not about someone being way too pushy in public and not taking no for an answer. The rejection is actually the true crime. You see how they just twisted the situation to like reverse victim and offender in this situation. That is incredibly wild. What a nice little nugget to the story. So the takeaway of this beautiful tale is that cold approaching can be perfectly okay depending on the context if it's done respectfully and you're ready to take no for an answer. I have cold approached people, received both yes and nos. I have been cold approached and dished out both yeses and nos. And the key is that the answer is always respected. That is what makes it respectful in this instance. Asking constantly over and over again, hinting that if you turn me down, it must be because you're misinformed, stupid little poo. And also, your rejection actually hurts more than my harassment. So, you're the bad one. So, now you need to say yes to make up for your crime. It's convenient how that works, isn't it? >> I spent my 20s hating men. Now, I'm begging for a husband at 38. >> Wait, hold on. Hold on. I need something for this. >> What up, fellow females? Anyway, now I'm begging for a husband at 38, you know, as a real female. Let's get into it, shall we? I built a six-figure career, bought a house by myself, and spent 15 years telling women that men were completely obsolete. Now I'm 38, sitting in an empty three-bedroom house, realizing modern feminism sold us a lie. Okay, this is way too sweaty today. Holy, man. >> Corporate success is a scam. It doesn't keep you warm at night. So close, but so far away. I gave my best years to a company that would replace me in a week. All while turning my nose up at good men because they didn't match my checklist. You're so close. It is so close. I thought independence meant happiness. It actually just means paying all the bills alone while realizing the dating pool at my age is completely broken. To the men I ignored in my 20s. I was wrong. I am ready to settle down now. Where are all the good men hiding? This is some weird revenge fanfic by some dude who was rejected by a girl in college. And now 15 years later, he still hasn't let it go. And he's still fantasizing about Stacy from college who turned him down from a coffee date. And he's like, "Man, I bet she's alone and bitter now and regrets not taking up my offer for the coffee date. [ __ ] you, Stacy." I mean, the post is so close to having good points, you know? It's like, don't suck up to companies that don't care about you. They're soulless. You know that is good stuff, good advice. The rest of it absolutely unhinched. Nice little LAR you got going on. Obsession was extremely popular because it fulfills the female notion that every lonely mid guy is secretly a rwordist monster and deserves to be miserable and alone. It would have been a nothing movie if the genders were swapped. Conversely, if the rwordist monster had been a 63 extremely attractive and a millionaire, it would have also been a wild hit with women. Uh, didn't watch this movie, but Baby Reindeer was a very popular TV series about an insane female stalker. I don't like when people call out double standards when there isn't one. Why would it be a nothing movie if it's wellmade? Yeah, you know, there are plenty of media like this where various people have the roles of like stalkers or obsessive people or whatever it might be. Also, another point I would like to add to this, like these people that write about stuff like this always have the fantasy that like, oh, if if only you're a Chad, you can get away with whatever you want. you know, woman won't care if you're being a stalker creep as long as you're 6'3", which is also kind of a strange self call out because does it mean that you are a stalker creep and you're mad that you can't get away with it because you're not tall enough to get away with stalking? As if that is a correlating factor. But anyway, uh my second point I was about to make before I digressed a little bit is that I would argue sometimes based on stories I have read, it makes it worse. Because if someone who's for example coming after you or is stocky or harassy or whatever is also like well esteemed in the community, they have good social standing, they have resources, they are genuinely well-liked, it's going to be much harder to have people believe you. It can be so much worse to have someone who is actually like well off and liked or whatever harass you in this way because they have the resources to get away with it. People will not believe you because oh my god but they're like so nice and they dress well. How can how can they be a harassy creep? You must be lying and so on so forth, you know. So I would argue in many cases it actually makes it worse for the victim because any kind of power or social clout can also be used for evil. So, I told my boyfriend I was having my period and he said again, "You know what? You're right. I'm going to cancel that monthly subscription. You know, it's so useless. It only costs products and just going to cancel that." Who Who came up with this anyway? No, but you just hold it in like piss. You know, these feminists that want to work in the office with us men, but they're not even willing to hold in their period like piss. Us men hold in our piss all the time, and you can't even hold in your period. Whenever we complain about seeing these comments every single day, we are told to just ignore it. But it's hard to ignore the fact that so many men hate us for simply existing. As women, we are just expected to deal with hate and misogyny in our comment sections every single time we post online. For example, here are just some of the comments I received on a video of me walking out of a rave. And this is why no real man will marry you. Enjoy the looks while they last. Just saying. Top fan. Does this mean that this boomer ass looking dude is actually following this girl closely just to insult her? That is so [ __ ] sad, man. Holy sh. But I'm a pervert for looking when she's dressed up like a Why do raves require borderline nudity? How did that become part of rave culture? you know, uh, back in uni, we had this yearly rave party which was, uh, like taking place in a house and it got really warm as the evening went on because there's not a lot of people moving around, dance floor, pubs, etc., etc. So, it became like this in official tradition that clothes just kind of fly off after a certain hour. And that goes for the dudes as well, you know, after after a couple years, I always went there in like flip-flops and swim trunks and nothing else. So, I was very much a slag by your standards. Maybe just let people have fun and party. Have you ever been to a beach? Jesus Christ, these prude people are such weirdos. How do you say all men are bad and victimize yourself to hate all men? Then parade yourself around almost naked. This is the same type of dude who justifies being creepy by the fact that how can you be creeped out by my behavior? You you show skin sometimes, but the key factor here is consent. You know, just because you, for example, sleep with your husband doesn't mean that you magically want to sleep with everyone. That kind of selectiveness is natural and it goes for you too. I would imagine if you actually sat down and thought about it. Loving the vast majority of guys on her. I guess I guess they're trying to say here are telling her how it is. Not sing over her gross dirty ass. Hinging it out. Hey, look. It's a seaw word dumpster. Walking herpes. You do not get herpes from dancing at a rave. I can assure you that. But I guess they never taught that in school. Nah, you go no hips or booas. Ew, you have a skank on your hands, bro. Sanitize your whole body and get rid of that life support system for a P word as quickly as you can. 100 emoji. Gross. Why wear clothes at all? You know what I find so fascinating about this? All these people have like their face as a profile picture, their full legal name. You know, their family is probably are friends with them on Facebook here and they still so confidently spew this stuff. That's what is so wild about this. You know, if it's like an anonymous troll account, an Instagram comment, I'm like, "Yeah, this is either a bot or a 13year-old or someone with the mental age of 13, which is even more sad and should be listened to even less." But in this case, it's like these are realing people, man. Oh my god. Word behavior. And here's here's a door. I'm guessing this is making fun of the fact that, you know, it's it's wide open and spent. You know how how female body parts change shapes because they wear less clothing in summer at a rave. Who would have thought it? Oh. Oh, we got we got little Paul down here with his positivity with a typical boomer selfie showing off his chin. Beautiful little body with no tattoos all over it. Thank you for sharing, Paul. When that's the most positive comment in a comment section, you know it's bad. I'll guarantee she's cheating 1 billion%. The barfing emotive with a or cream pie. I'm guessing that what this means vagine hanging like a sleeve of wizard. Okay, very nice. She's bringing home some STI too. She's a roast beef for blown out too. Why her butt looking saggy and square like Spongebob after a night of drinking? I can assure you this person writing this does not have a nice ass. Smell like sweat and poop. I can assure you, my dear my dear sir, I I have met some funky people at these kind of parties, okay? In my youth, you know, don't get me wrong. I don't think I ever bumped into a girl that smelled like poo, okay? That that just did not happen. What is that little boy wearing? Nobody is at home waiting for you. She's like 20 years old enjoying a rave. What are you yapping about? Oh my god. I also didn't have anyone waiting for me at home when I was 20 years old enjoying summer parties. Caught seven bodies in one night. I mean, I doubt that, but if you manage to do it, it's kind of slay. Looks like a huge ass garbage can. And here's like a collage of the people who are sending these comments, which is kind of funny. These just normal people, and they have like kids and stuff. That's what's so wild. This isn't just like random troll accounts or anonymous bots or whatever. These are real people with partners and kids and families and what I would argue stuff in their life that they probably should, you know, spend their energy focusing on instead of sitting in rage scrolling Facebook just to be nasty to random people posting party pictures from a rave who are also like 15 years younger than you. These are just people who never grew out of being a high school bully. It is insane. And the fact that you do this on like your public Facebook accounts is absolutely nuts. These people are stupid and nasty. The worst part is they aren't just from random insults. Most of these comments are from real people that I could pass by at the grocery stores, on the train, or at their jobs. See, that's what I mean. That's what's so wild. Sometimes you can just brush things off. You know, when I get a nasty comment on like Twitter, I'm like, "Okay, it's 50/50 if this person is even real or just, you know, a bot rage farming engagement." You know, it's it's pretty easy to ignore. But in these cases, it's like real people, like genuine real people on their real profiles with full names and pictures of their families. What the [ __ ] Many of them are engaged and a whole lot of them have kids and families. Beautiful standards to present in front of your family. Hell yeah, slay. You know, sometimes I see stuff like this and I wonder how none of their family is just like severely embarrassed for them. If I had a friend of mine or even worse a family member who I started getting notifications on on Facebook of all places that like, "Oh yeah, your uncle commented nasty skank on some 19-year-old girl's picture from a rave." Like, holy, man. Like, you see how insane it is? Jesus Christ. These people are so wild, man. These people are so wild. And the fact that their social networks aren't burning down from doing this is also insane. Don't excuse this. If you see your family doing this online, they're probably also nasty IRL, even if they don't dare to show it always. This deserves to be called out. Is this someone you really want close to like your your partners, your respective others, your kids, or an influence in your community? Probably not. Call them out on their man. When a man loves truly, he acts like a child. You know, he can't wipe his own ass and he can't do laundry. A woman, a woman, a woman loves truly, she acts like a mother because her man can't wipe his own ass. Get yourself a wife. Who can wipe your ass? Many such cases. Are there though? Okay. Anyway, you're not a virgin. Body count three. Ah, diamond ring. Body count 6 billion meg. Are there really many such cases? Are are you sure that you didn't just like make this up? Amount of work required to look good. Women, nothing. Just don't eat like a hippo every single day. men years of hard work at the gym many times a week in a strict diet with enough proteins and little fats and sugars. I love this picture because this has been reposted for probably a solid 15 years at this point. But anyway, let's let's break it down a bit because because it's not comparable in the first place. Like the dude on the right is a bodybuilder model, okay? And this is like peak physique at the peak of like the season or whatever, which also means it's probably severely dehydrated at this point. And the woman is like in plenty good shape and probably not working out for the same goals. you know, she's not a bodybuilder doing the same kind of workout. You basically just took two random people and put them side by side and said that one requires more effort than the other when they're perhaps not even comparable in that way. You know, let let me take another out- of- pocket comparison that I think is more valid than this one. I was uh I was helping out at a powerlifting competition recently at like just a local level. Sometimes I help out and like fix things and, you know, lift around weights and that kind of stuff even when I don't really compete myself. There was a girl who came up to to do like a big squat, like her third lift, the heaviest one she was doing that day for like the competition points, and she put on 170 kilos on the bar, and she cannot have weighed more than like maybe 65 kilos herself, I would guess, something like that. And she pushed it up no problem. Absolutely insane. She squats almost as much as I do, but she's like 50% smaller than me, you know, and also she doesn't have like, you know, the free boost of, you know, as much natural testosterone. Her frame is smaller and so on so forth. And she's much better than me at squatting, especially considering body weight, you know. So, so there's like a good comparison for you. You maybe you should put that side by side. If you put me and that girl in this picture, be like, "Oh, here's Click. 220 lb looking fat ass. Can't can't even squat. 450 lbs." And here you have this girl half his size and squatting just as much. What's his excuse? And so you you uh Yeah. So anyway, uh cherry picking is very easy. Um posts like this are stupid and have always been stupid. Someone just asked me for a source on women have vivid internal lives that do not rely on men. Buddy, if you need an academic source for that, that's your problem right there. Source. Women are human beings. Women, we're people. Source. Stupid female can't even provide a source that she's human. >> I wish I was worthy of love. >> It is done. Poof. But my personality is the same. >> Correct. Wait, is this just AI sloppified of that like classic web comic? It's unfortunately an AI edited version of a real comic by Tumblr user who goes by the name C2O, who is now deactivated. It became a bit of a meme format for a while, but ended up spreading so far and changing so much that it lost its original positive implications. I wish I was worthy of love. It is done. Poof. Nothing changed. Correct. That is so wholesome and sweet. But I'm guessing this AI slopified version of it. They they couldn't just like, you know, take it into paint and just replace two text bubbles. They had to AI slopify. That's like the peak of lazy uh meme editing. But anyway, so I guess the point is that oh my god, I had a good personality, but because I'm a boy, no one cares. But if I was girl, I would get so much attention. 90% that would be weirdos on Tinder asking for my fit pics. But you know, oh my god, so much love. Western game designers. H Chinese game designers not attractive. What are we smoking, bro? Any woman in the world would want Kratos to destroy them. No question. That is a godly man. If you think Kratos is ugly, you're dumb. Also, wrong your I love that people are calling each other dumb when they don't know basic grammar. That just adds to the mwah. Bro, he's only attracted to straight dudes. Trust. What is not attractive about him? Is it because he's bald? That must be it. He's a good-looking guy. I know a lot of women like muscular bodies. Don't try to play me. He's bald, old, and dirty. Physically, he's not very attractive to women, but women look past appearances more than men, so I'm sure other qualities are attractive. Dirty. Everyone keeps saying dirty. He has the ashes of his massacred family burned into his skin. He's not dirty. I hate it when women on Tinder don't reply to me just because I have the ashes of my massacred family burnt into my skin. So vain and disgusting. I like that we talk about attractiveness of the male game characters for once instead of female. It's refreshing. These comments have been enjoyable so far. I absolutely prefer the second one, but I know my BFF would like the first one. As always, shocking facts. Women have different taste. But they would have if they were real. You're not tricking anyone, you little crypted. I find Kratos very attractive, but I'm a gay man, so I just can't get enough of that like massacred family ash. It's sweet and sexy. I would lick it right off him. Uh I mean uh I think Kratos is very unattractive. It looks like he's some backwards dude that's going to abduct me and turn me into a lampshade. I mean it's not it's not that far off, I suppose. You know, but individual taste is a thing. He's also a bit of a father figure, you know, when he's like guiding his little little bow wielding little little boy around, you know, that kind of stuff. >> Boy, shoot the bow. >> You know, it's it's good vibes. You know, everyone likes a family man. But some people want to stay at step one, evolution of a Christian, you see, seeking guidance, but you're always walking around in a damn bikini and reading the word. You put on some pants for once, girl. God bless. Grace received. She She's wearing clothes and Thanksgiving. Now it's sundresses and then on your knees. You see? There you go. You cannot wear bikinis, but you can wear sundresses on your knees. Get on the knees for Sky Daddy. I mean, pray the gay. No, pray. Pray to be gay. Something like that, right? They are soing overdramatic. The vast majority of women are not just walking around in underwear and heels. Like what the and randomly finding Bibles on the street. I was just a casual heathen walking around in my bikini and heels on the street. And then I found a dropped Bible and my life. Oh, my life has changed. God bless the book. You must not hang around women very often. The average female has intercourse with one to three completely new men per week. You think she gives a freak what anyone thinks when she gets butt naked with strangers three times a week. The wild incel appears. Oh my god. Did you know that 100% of the time 67% of statistics are 50% made up? The more you know. Lammo. It's not lau. It's lammo. Laughing ass off. Uh be told women have been kept out of literature for centuries. have to use initials/publish anonymously to be taken seriously. Modern day, they finally dominate the book scene. Eight out of 10 bestsellers are women. It's all adult content. Okay, I I don't think I believe that statistic, but also if that was the case, who gives a adults do be doing adult things. Are we really going to hold a conversation for a tweet whose target audience can't even spell? That's the best discussion of literature, my fellow dyslex. Yes, indeed. Girls have a hard time choosing where to eat because the last time they chose, they doomed all of humanity. God, that's so funny because my wife doesn't know what she wants to eat. God, I hate my wife. Am I right, fellow boomers? Her best friend at the bar when you introduce yourself. Oh, you see, she's angry and she's going to block you from talking to her blonde friend or something like that. You know what's so funny? I I I don't know if this is like very anecdotal or whatever. I have never had this happen to me. And the few times I have heard about this happening, like for example, when other girls or like my girlfriends talk about this kind of stuff happening, but from the other perspective, it's always that, you know, they signal to their friend like, "Hey, someone is coming on to me too hard. Can you get me out of this awkward situation, you know, kind of like faking getting a phone call is the social equivalent of this." Those are the only times I've actually heard people talk about this on like the opposite end of this kind of thing. So, that's kind of funny, isn't it? Do women use handbag straps across their chest to amplify their Bob's eyes? Saw a girl with a handbag straps going diagonal between both bobs and I was wondering is it on purpose. Calm down. God damn. No, we aren't doing it to amplify bobs. Putting it across your body is more secure than hanging it off one shoulder. It is preferable for convenience, not for the male gaze. you know, when I have a little like cross strap like that with my running bag or something. It also goes between my bobs, you know, but that is to enhance it, you know, because I'm a massive [ __ ] bag, but like, you know, for not, it's not for everyone. It's not not for everyone. You probably see tons of men when a man do this, but only notice the one with big bobs. They are often called cross body bags. Sure. Sure. Bro is trying so hard to disguise the fact that he cannot control his ooling in public. My god, it's actually them. It's the [ __ ] handbag's fault. They are the reason I am ooling. >> Imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing fa la, occasionally picking a flower, etc., etc., but a guy in the same field is watching you about 20 paces away. He lowers his opera glasses, which he was using to watch you, and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. That's what it's like to be on the internet. Ah, the human experience in the modern area is being a field mouse in a world of little bunny fufuss. Oh my god, this is exactly like that post a few posts ago uh in this literal video where the girl was going to rave and there's tons of comments is raging the heck out because they don't approve of her shorts or whatever. When men need money, you see you get down to the grind set and you work late in a soulless office, but when women need money, they take selfies in bed. I always love these posts because it's so obvious. It's always made by people who just never go outside because like you might see kind of stuff like this on the internet or whatever. But it's still not the norm, you know, not not even close. And even if it was, go off. I never understood how people, especially women, just refuse or don't want to have naughties. They somehow believe that naughties is unnatural. I don't think I've ever met a woman who thinks that naughties is unnatural. It's like saying you don't want food to go in your mouth and that the act of chewing is too much to bear or something. >> What are you talking about? >> She literally can lay on her back, use some lubricant, and go to sleep. But damn, what an enticing offer. There is nothing more to be done there. Literally. And the guy will last all of 3 to 5 minutes with protection on. No difference from using a dildo. A hard object going into a hole that is meant to go into. Man, I cannot imagine why women don't go home with you. This this sounds incredibly enticing. What uh what an evening full of pleasure and exploring. Women can have zero attachment, barely even feel their small penar, and then go right back to watching a movie and eating some popcorn. Like, how are y'all pretending like a natural lubricated hole where a penar is supposed to go equal such a torturous act? It is no different than drinking a glass of water. Even if you're not really thirsty at all, it won't kill you. I mean, no, a glass of water isn't going to kill me if I'm not thirsty. But it would also be really annoying and weird if some dude came on to me and be like, "Drink this glass of water. Please drink it for my sake." And I'm like, "No, no, I'm fine. I'm not thirsty." Like, "Drink it. Drink the water." And like being really pushy about you drinking this random glass of water. That would be really weird and uncomfortable, you know, not particularly comparable to like sharing one of the most intimate things you can do with someone with a stranger that is being really pushy. But still, it's it's still whack even if you try to make a weird comparison like this. But also, you're not really selling it very well, you know? At least you could be like, "Oh man, I I I enjoy feeling that the person I'm with is enjoying themselves and that kind of stuff." It's like, "No, you're like, "She's not going to enjoy it at all. It's going to be an absolutely neutral experience. The equivalent of like tasting water and so on so forth. Why won't women do this with me?" Bro, this sounds lame as Oh my god, I have more fun washing my hair. Was there any chance of the baby slipping through your stomach when you were pregnant? Yeah, you know, if you have diarrhea when you're pregnant, you can accidentally poop the baby out. Fun facts. Follow me for more female anatomy. Okay, I'm not sure if I can show this whole picture because the YouTube bots might go bananas. But on the right side, there are two women just like hugging. And on the left side, there are like the little tips of balloons, just like wrestling and sword fighting. And I'm assuming it's the equivalent of male sword fighting, but with nips, essentially nipple sword fighting. From what I have found, people seem to describe three different experiences. Some girls say they barely notice it because they're focused on the hug rather than the physical details. Another person mentioned that she naturally uh tilts a little bit or goes for a wider hug to make it more comfortable. Then there was one who said she got interlocked with someone for hours while hugging, though I have no idea if that was serious or sarcasm. Oh my god. Uh steps were our nips are intertwined. God, are you for real? I made the interlocking nipple comment and of course that was a joke. Oh my. The person who made the joke actually found them. Holy, that is so funny. God, I just hate it when I'm hugging my bro and our nipples get tied together and we just can't escape. So, we're forced to hugging each other. God, it's not gay if you're forced to hugging your bro because your nipples are tied together. Follow me for more straight advice. How do girls with Chad sons control themselves? I'm not going to read this one. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, god. I skimmed it. I'm just not going to read this one. I'll I'll give you a treat, dear dear viewer, and just not read this one for you. You are incredibly [ __ ] welcome. Truth. 10 reasons women are asexual. Number one, don't notice men's bodies as strongly. Number two, barely focus on visual attraction. Number three, say they like nonsexual things like strong hands. >> That's gay. And number four, claim to be aroused by romance alone. Number five, don't reach the sceneith of experience most of the time from normal intimacy. Why is there always a self call out in these posts anyway? Number six, we'll say no to naughties more often than not. So many self call outs, man. Number seven, don't seek out encounters like men. Number eight, kiss each other because kissing feels like nothing anyway. Number nine, constantly complaining about how much they dislike men, saying they wish they were lesbian. Number 10, don't want to get married or date anymore. Basically, don't want men in their lives. That's also a self call out. Jesus Christ. Most of my lady friends are in relationships or even married or even have kids. Jesus Christ, dude. What the Oh, wait. Does it actually spell out anything? Cuz every first letter is like bald. Great. Great. So, they I thought it was going to say something cool like, you know, gay woman or or uh something like that or haha. But no, they couldn't even do that. This post is just garbage in every way. It's like three levels of self call outs. The spelling of letters doesn't even spell anything. And then you have the caption of truth with emojis. That is just a quality postman. This is just quality. It's quality. Male cast. Women have to be pretty, but men can be unique. This is because of misogyny and male gays. And here's the female cast. And we have like a dark woman. And then we have single ugly girl or something like that. Actually, this is because women are considered desirable. But as human females already have peak character design, but the human male body is considered boring. So must be adjusted to have unique quirks to be considered interesting. Even so, both men and women would sing praise and worship about the female cast far more than the male cast. I don't know, man. I remember my first character in Fallout was a completely jacked dude with a sledgehammer and a giant mustache because that was like my goals uh a few years ago. So, I played as my goals character basically. That was pretty fun. Um so, anyway, yeah, we are rapidly heading towards this thanks to feminism, the future that 99% of women want. You see, they're in office jobs and girl powering and we are like in the sewers. This is what 99% of women want. I asked all women and 99% of them said that I want to work in a boring office and all men should work in sewers. This is statistics r/ vent. I hate how straight women are not as attracted to men as men are to women. Men are super attracted to women. Like seriously, if my Eso just bends over or wears like a t-shirt and underwear, I get super turned on and super attracted. I mean, have you tried just wearing underwear and a t-shirt or whatever? You know, you never know. I get super turned on and attracted. And if I see a naked woman or hot girl, I'm also super attracted to her. This might sound crude, but most men spend hours and days over the course of their teenage years fantasizing about touching a female. They literally do it all the time. Whereas women are just disgusted by men. They frequently say that women are far more attractive than men. They frequently talk about how much men disgust them and how much they want to hook up with women and date women. Who says this? I mean, you know, if you're if you're friends with like gay women, I suppose so. But, you know, I I don't know, man. They also do it to lesbian adult films more than gay adult films or straight adult films. I mean I have heard people talk about this and that's partially because there is more focus on like on like the woman in a way that they enjoy that a lot of straight adult films is meant for like the male gays and some of the gay stuff is made more for like the woman because those are the only ones in frame right so that that's one of the reasons I have heard about it at least. Also there have been studies that shown that a lot of women are either bisexual or lesbian but never straight. Here is some weirdass article. Also, women don't really feel anything when they look at a shirtless dude. Huh? And straight women don't fantasize about touching a naked male body throughout their teenage years. What sample size are you using here, my good sir? Oh my god, it makes me wonder whether women are attracted to men to just use them as walking wallets or emotional dispensaries. I hate this a lot, not going to lie. It really just depresses me. I mean, you'll be happy to know that none of the stuff you have written is like true or whatever. you know, this this is just your little weird fantasy or it's based on like, you know, a select few people. Believe it or not, people are not a hive mind, you know, and there there are many people that like many different things in many different demographics and that's that's kind of how it rolls. You could argue that there are like, you know, differences on wide population area averages or whatever, blah blah blah, but I don't know, man. This is weird. I I don't get the feeling that this is like a legitimate vent or whatever. This just feels that you're, I don't know, hung up or some on something or you're upset that some specific person didn't like you or whatever and now you're trying to like project that onto a populationbased assumption to make yourself feel better about it. And the truth is that we all get rejected sometimes. It's fine. Being rejected is part of it. Being rejected can hurt, but it sounds weird, but you do kind of get used to it. Dating is kind of a numbers game, and that goes in both directions. You know, when you're actively dating, for example, you reject a decent chunk of people and you get rejected a decent chunk of times as well. That's just kind of how it goes. How many of you women love your husband? Yay. And how many of you would do the deed with him? NO ONE. OH, YOU SEE, YOU SEE, YOU SEE IT'S TRUE. I made it up. Now it's true because I made a comic about it. Who makes this? Who makes I don't even think the person who made this is married. And if you're gonna ban abortion, make sure to also ban men from disposing of splooshies because that is murdering future babies, right? Let's go to the commons, baby. Sploosh is just a clumps of cells. I mean, if you want to argue that we're all just clumps of cells anyway, without the egg, a baby cannot be fertilized. Abortion is killing a full-made baby inside of the woman. No, it's not. A clump of cells is different than an entire child. Let's use of our thinking brains for a moment. And maybe we should, but you're not going to be part of that process because you do not possess a thinking brain. Why is it always the people that say like use our brains or do your research are the ones who have never done the research? If abortion is murder, then a miscarriage is severed. I love Tik Tok speak. No, the fetus doesn't intentionally die. It's a tragedy. I'll give you that. But since two can play that game, if abortion isn't murder, what would you call a woman who miscarried crying on the floor saying her child delusional? The difference is they wanted to have a Man, I'm so glad I'm getting into online comment sections. It's great. To deny your husband intimacy in a monogous relationship is abusive, ladies. I'm just being real. Oh, yes. It's more of like the turning the victim and like the stuff, you know? It's not me being abusive because I demand absolute control of your body and if you say no, you're in the wrong. It's actually abusive to say no. You see, it's the same logic but on crack from that like previous comments, you know, in the in that video we showed. It's the same thing. I said what I said. I I Yeah. Yeah, you sure did. If you don't have plans of being consistent in the bedroom, I think you should open up the relationship. I mean, if y'all are having troubles in the bedroom, it's worth talking about communication is important. But being an abusive piece of [ __ ] and turning it around on your partner certainly is not the solution. He'll open up the relationship and realize real fast just how undesirable he actually is. Man, that got to be my favorite gender. You know, the Reddit stories where it's like, I convinced my wife to open up the relationship. Turns out she has a lot of suitors and is a bit of a sexual goddess. Whereas me, I'm an unfuckable troll. How do I close the marriage again? That is just an entire genre of Reddit stories. Okay, guys. If you want to get an idea of how many guys a woman's been with, all you need to do is listen at the door when she goes pee. Oh, I I read it like listen to the door, like how hard she slams the door. Okay, you're going to listen to how she pees. This seems invasive, but all right. The louder it is, the more guys she's been with. You realize, even if you want to make that weird argument, which isn't true, by the way, like, "Oh, the body part changed or whatever." You realize it's two holes, right? It's two holes. The way it works, each time she does a guy, she gets a little looser. Not the not even the same hole, man. When she pees, the larger her chamber, the louder the urine stream. You can thank me later. Okay, I want to I want to point out a few things here. Number one, it doesn't get looser. Number two, it's a different hole, so even if it didn't up. Number three, if the hole was getting bigger, it would mean that the pressure in the stream got got smaller because the stream is wider. So, it would actually make less of a sound. It would be more sense if it was tighter because then you get like the you like a pressure washer. But that's not none of this is true. It's like wrong in like four different levels. It is insane how wrong this is. I'm losing my damn mind. Miss, you dropped your wallet. No, thanks. I have a boyfriend. Okay. Dinner for the Bros. This This didn't happen, did it? Uh, you can you can admit it. This didn't happen. Ah, yes indeed. Google AI results are great. Let's look at Google AI results, shall we? Morbidly obese. A woman who is morbidly obese might weigh around 80 lb. Morbid obesity is defined as a body mass index BMI of more than 40. I mean, maybe you're obese at 80 lb if you're like this tall. You know, that makes sense. Infertility maxing for women. Yeah, finally some educational content. Birth control. I mean, not the same as infertility, but you know, if it works as it should, hopefully it reduces risk of sunscreen. What do you mean fasting? I mean, yeah, if you don't eat enough, I'm not sure if fasting lands in that category. Your body might like shut down things that are necessary for survival, like the ability to get pregnant, for example. Health issues can certainly reduce the chance of being pregnant. Not the same as casual fasting, though. Dating a soy boy. Toxic skin care products, being vegan, toxic perfumes, eating fast food, when so you can't eat anything. What? Polyester clothing and undies. You see, women, if you just don't want to get pregnant, have you tried wearing polyester? Uh, weight loss shortcuts, drinking alcohol, cold plunging, bathing products laced with endor disruptors apparently. Tap water. You can't drink tap water then. What can you drink? What can you drink? soda. Okay. So, if you're going to fertility max, the only thing you can eat is fancy red steak because you cannot eat like salads. You cannot eat fast food. You have to eat fancy steaks and drink only soda. And then you're so many babies. Nice argument, Sander. You want to back that up with a source? My sources that I made it the up. I am severely disfigured due to my mom having me at an older age. 32. You know, one thing I love about getting older and still like scrolling the internet like this is that I am 33 now, right? Which I personally don't consider particularly old. I do not have a particularly intense age crisis or anything. So far, life has gradually gotten better. I would argue as I've gotten older, but I also love I've gotten to the point at age where people will refer to an age that is younger than me and be like, "Oh my god, look at these disgustingly old parents." Anyway, medically proven, I am far from being misogynistic. Mhm. But if you're a woman and didn't decide for a kid in your 20s, just don't have children at all, right? You'd be gambling with their health and development, and every child deserves to live a good, healthy life. I I think I think you're just lying. As a curious fact, Makima is still a virgin. We can confirm that because she can close her legs very easily without leaving any gap. Translated from Spanish. The [ __ ] is going on on Spanish? Twitter, man. Oi Express, order your beach bikini today. Look at this. Another unrealistic body standard for women. Disgusting. When is it straight pride month? I have seen this picture reposted so many times and every single time there's always like an additional detail edited and it just gets more and more unhinged. Bro, are those like 86 DDs? And why is the baby looking at them like uh there is so much to unpack here and I don't want to unpack anything. You know when you receive a Christmas gift and it just smells like poo and you're like, "Man, someone totally put poo in this box and you just opt out of not opening it because I am not unpacking this." That's what I feel when I see this picture. Yeah. So, if you do lots of guys, it gets bigger and bigger. But if you do with the same guy all the time, it stays tight. But it also increases the noise of your piss. Your piss gets loud. Do married women cheat on their husbands by using tampons and visiting the gynecologist. You know, if there is one positive thing about posts like this is that people publicly post these kind of opinions, which means that potential suitors can opt out to staying away because they're very proud with waving their red flags very clearly. And for that, I want to say thank you for your communal service. Okay, I found this post which I think just uh cuts through the contrast to this video so nicely. Dominating my wife and her bull by making them do it on the little chair in the corner while I watch from the big king-sized bed. You see the inverse cuck chair. I love it. Invisible sub five. Bisexual women who can't keep their eyes off each other. Large men to fuel their autotogyny. I went to school for years to learn how TO READ FOR THIS. WELL, LADIES, loses and lassos. I'm in physical pain. Thank you so much for watching this video. I do hope you enjoyed it more than I enjoyed it, I'm sure. And I'll see you in the very near future. Take care. Mwah.