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Good morning, Morgan. I see you've gained weight, and I see you woke up today and decided to be a [ __ ] bully. What the hell? >> I don't see how me commenting on my own success is bullying, but okay. Whatever you say. >> What do you mean, your own success? I have been trying to get meat to stick to these goddamn bones of yours for so long. I almost gave up. I almost dismissed it as an impossibility. But then I remembered I'm me, and I'm the [ __ ] best, and I've done it. Look at you. You're so healthy. And it's all because of me and how awesome I am. >> Never consider that maybe I'm making positive life changes on my own, and I'm putting in effort? >> No, because you would never. You would never. >> Okay, yeah, I was doing that, and it is cuz of you, and I do feel better, and I've stopped feeling dizzy all the time. >> You were feeling dizzy all of the time? Holy [ __ ] Tell me these things. Good god. I'm getting you a [ __ ] doctor. >> Do not kidnap a doctor. >> I was just going to make you an appointment, but that is a much better idea. So, I'm going to I'm going to do that instead.