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- So you literally are going down to Virginia to work on a plantation?!?
- I'll make you a deal: If you go, I'll extend the show the amount of time that you're in the bathroom
- Who Moves on Quicker?
- Why You're HEARTBROKEN While He Seems Fine | Mommy Issues Podcast
- You went to Osama Bin Laden's house the same way I've been to Aushwitz
- She Was Worried We Might Hate Her For Her Job | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- So your company only does air conditioning for data centers?
- If anyone's got another bull 💩 profession, speak now or forever hold your peace
- Drug dealer turned McDonald's manager was arrested for stealing a crossbow for a husband & father
- She Put a Lobster Roll in Her...
- Are Soulmates REAL? | Mommy Issues Podcast
- This guy with only one limb that works showed wanted to shows off his prosthetic leg to me
- Will I Lose Followers Over This?
- You seem like a guy where my head would be in a different compartment of the fridge from my torso
- Of course the Shah of Iran nepo baby goes to Duke
- Yes, I do think feminist studies majors want to bully white men
- I Don't Know How To Talk To My Mom | Mommy Issues Podcast
- Playing catch with Drake Maye was the highlight of your commentary career?
- Best Crowd Work of 2026 (So Far) Compilation | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- I won over two Hispanic Trump supporters after they called me out for being racist
- You do tree work with your father? Another young Republican!
- Did you know that Gandhi was kind of a p3d0phile?
- It was a joke that no one should be crying at a 107-year-old's funeral
- Mom & I react to pro-life influencers reaction to my mom's abortion story
- Why are you booing the world's most interesting man? What has he done to you?
- Call Your Mom & Ask Her To Make You A Playlist | Mommy Issues Podcast
- This guy ratted out his boss for embezzling money from a tennis nonprofit at my show
- No one in the audience corrected my opener about being in the wrong state
- Germans are good with the grill I think we all know that
- The law firm's not aware that you're pounding your receptionist like Jon Hamm in Mad Men?
- So you're on the tail end of your stay in a mental hospital?
- Viral Clip Taken WAY Out of Context... | Mommy Issues Podcast
- I invited a magician who was in the audience to do a magic trick after I bombed at my own show
- When You're One Quarter Black and They Broke Up For An Hour | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Crowd Work
- So there was a terrorist & someone in England stopped them with a narwhal tusk?!?
- We're playing the Trauma Olympics right now & you're winning
- There was a spiritual connection between a white man and an AR-15
- I'm so not at the level of famous where it makes sense for me to sign anything
- Grief Is Grief & Death Is Not Something That's Easily Put Into Words | Mommy Issues Podcast
- I was delivered by the person that gave you an abortion?
- Is it true everyone's gayer in the Navy than in the other ones?
- I have a purgatory state for clothing that I haven't sweat in but I have worn
- Armed 17 year old Republican at my show is the next Charlie Kirk in the making
- Armed Sheriff's Deputy says I'll find out later if he enjoyed my show
- You're the manager at a woke Chik-Fil-A?!?
- Put Your Parent On A Podcast For 12 Episodes & See How They Would Do | Mommy Issues Podcast
- You were a sniper in the Canadian military for six months?!?
- Two Armenian women beef over whether Armenia is an Asian or European country at my show
- Mexican Drag Queen Underage Republican & is Armenia Asian | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy
- Am I being racist? You guys look exactly the same
- Divorced CEO in the tinted glasses turned out to have a brain tumor
- A Jewish Comedian & His Mother's Advice To A Mormon Mom On Raising Her Kids | Mommy Issues Podcast
- My P.E. teacher from middle school was working security at my show & brought my yearbook
- High school sweethearts who stayed together all though college had a one hour break up period
- So your dad is literally a Brazilian oligarch
- You cheated on your gay fiancé with your boss who you hated from the pizza parlor?!?
- Reckoning With Your Dad's Dark Past & Befriending His Secret Girlfriend | Mommy Issues Podcast
- What do you mean you accidentally dated a Neo-Nazi?!?
- I love Turkey, I love what you guys did to Armenia
- Married Couple Lets Us Joke About Their Traumas | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- Bro, you guys have a follow spotlight up here?!? What is this, the twenties?!?
- I misidentified this Serbian Orthodox woman for an Orthodox Jew
- You thought you were a dog in your past life?
- When Canoodling With Your Neighbor On Her Period Leads To Pregnancy | Mommy Issues Podcast
- In this sea of older white people I didn't think the one black woman would be a Republican
- Bisexual Korean girl with a lot of pastors in her family explains why Koreans love church so much
- I don't like Trump but I hate seeing Germans gloating about the U.S. being a mess right now
- You just learned recently that it's called 9/11 because it's on September 11th?!?
- What does a scientist think of a science teacher? What does a science teacher think of a scientist?
- The mental gymnastics this Republican dad had to do to accept his nonbinary green haired kid
- Cop wife used to date cop husband's best friend for three years
- 15 Year Exes Are Back Together and OR Malpractice Tea | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- What's the town of aRab, Alabama known for other than a racist pronunciation?
- You got matching Subaru logo tattoos with your best friend?!?
- Everything's Gay Day On The Pod & Is It Worth Destroying A Friend Group | Mommy Issues Podcast
- I was listening to this podcast about how non verbal autistic people are telepathic
- Well, we can talk about Charlie Kirk now, I suppose
- And he was just software consulting during the apartheid?
- Well I live kind of on a polyamorous art commune
- Isn't it normal in the Philippines to get circumcised like pretty late?
- Your Secret Is That You're Secretly The Mother Of This Kid | Mommy Issues Podcast
- My mom said that I've met Jeffrey Epstein
- Look at all these liberals feel empathy for a prison corrections officer
- I Go To War With A Local Judge and Couple Works With Serial Killers | Lucas Zelnick Crowd Work
- We're told by this crazy doctor that my sister is gonna die
- You mean it was more about the smell than anything you disliked about cracking his ribs open?
- She’s Not a Nazi, She’s Just Autistic & Is Seeking Our Advice | Mommy Issues Podcast
- The goth trans man I accidentally misgendered at my show over a year ago returns
- I have 3,000 questions for this man & the least of which is why he pawned his child bride off
- British people be coming at you with a really quick comeback that makes a lot of sense
- You were switched at birth, on a TV show & your Mormon parents own a Chinese restaurant in Texas
- They're advertising the job of mouse at Chuck E. Cheese on Indeed?
- I Think I Should Stick To Crowd Work… Or Crying | Mommy Issues Podcast
- Yeah, it was a tiny Me Too, but I stayed! But that's the Wells Fargo family!
- You met 11 days ago in Vegas at a Martin Garrix EDM show?!?
- Netflix Is A Joke Full Crowd Work Special | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- He got served divorce papers on the way to my show | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- You're a zookeeper, you drive the Planters Nut Mobile & you are a ghost tour guide?!?
- Cleaning Up Your Sh*t Just Doesn't Click In The Male Brain | Mommy Issues Podcast
- You're a gay Republican from Los Angeles?!? Did you get topped by the wrong guy?