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- Antisemitic heckler wants me to explain why all Jews aren't evil for what Israel is doing to Gaza
- There's never a good reason why someone pauses college
- What Would You Do?
- What is he allowed to do with holes & what's he not allowed to do with holes?
- Your grandpa fought in Iraq?!?
- My EX Wants Me BACK | Mommy Issues Podcast
- Palestinian girl who was in a Christian cult realizes she was bisexual over the summer
- Cancelled Over Fajitas
- You use A.I. to make sure people get a worse deal from health insurance companies
- Ex-Federal Investigator Loves My Lindsay Clancy Theory | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- Gay farmers perform artificial insemination on the cows on their family farm
- You're an undercover Jew turned Evangelical Christian who found Jesus while visiting Israel?!?
- Fajitas Almost Got Lucas Zelnick CANCELLED | Mommy Issues Podcast
- Drug crime investigator & guy who admitted to doing coke meet at my show
- I received third grade level bullying from a queer health care CEO
- I called the wrong Lindsay gay & the audience just went with it
- Assuring the white hillbilly hippie with dreadlocks who makes crystals my audience won't narc on him
- Papa John's GM got fired for posting the N-word on Facebook complaining about Trump supporters
- Partner is CHEATING, Do You Want to Know? | Mommy Issues Podcast
- You were trafficked up to a BTS concert in New Jersey against your will?!?
- Just awesome that there's like an autistic white guy that can just read off facts for me
- 13 Year Old Is Here Without Her Parents | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- Let’s talk Piercings
- 120 lbs is almost straight
- You went to college at 37 & actually got 🐱?!? That's so not what you're supposed to do
- New vs Old Woke & Should I Divorce Him? | Mommy Issues Podcast
- You got $95K for falling on butter? I'm going to Wawa tonight!
- This 13 year old black child said she was gonna be in my crowd work no matter what
- Be honest are you doing a white spice level & a black spice level?
- You don't have a very expressive face, so it's very hard to tell if you're upset
- Having a thousand people scream at you in unison? With frustration, might I add
- Lucas Zelnick is Getting MARRIED | Mommy Issues Podcast
- This woman's service dog just passed out the whole time during my show
- Everybody in the audience, including the bisexual Mormon, has been on Hawaii Five-O
- 70 Year Old Introduces Us To His 40 Year Old Boyfriend | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- Redneck & his liberal translator wife give me a taste of my own medicine
- I don't love Israel either & I also love eating 🐱, so you & I are actually two generous lovers
- GET OUT of Abusive Relationships | Mommy Issues Podcast
- He actually has a card that proves he's 3/512ths Cherokee
- You think he has someone that loves him & he flew from Michigan for this show?
- Gay sports guy was a closeted wide receiver on an all black football team back in the 1970s
- So you literally are going down to Virginia to work on a plantation?!?
- I'll make you a deal: If you go, I'll extend the show the amount of time that you're in the bathroom
- Who Moves on Quicker?
- I'm HEARTBROKEN, He's Doing Great | Mommy Issues Podcast
- You went to Osama Bin Laden's house the same way I've been to Aushwitz
- She Was Worried We Might Hate Her For Her Job | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- So your company only does air conditioning for data centers?
- If anyone's got another bull 💩 profession, speak now or forever hold your peace
- Drug dealer turned McDonald's manager was arrested for stealing a crossbow for a husband & father
- She Put a Lobster Roll in Her...
- Can Soulmates Have a BIG Age Gap? | Mommy Issues Podcast
- This guy with only one limb that works showed wanted to shows off his prosthetic leg to me
- Will I Lose Followers Over This?
- You seem like a guy where my head would be in a different compartment of the fridge from my torso
- Of course the Shah of Iran nepo baby goes to Duke
- Yes, I do think feminist studies majors want to bully white men
- I Don't Know How To Talk To My Mom | Mommy Issues Podcast
- Playing catch with Drake Maye was the highlight of your commentary career?
- Best Crowd Work of 2026 (So Far) Compilation | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- I won over two Hispanic Trump supporters after they called me out for being racist
- You do tree work with your father? Another young Republican!
- Did you know that Gandhi was kind of a p3d0phile?
- It was a joke that no one should be crying at a 107-year-old's funeral
- Mom & I react to pro-life influencers reaction to my mom's abortion story
- Why are you booing the world's most interesting man? What has he done to you?
- Call Your Mom & Ask Her To Make You A Playlist | Mommy Issues Podcast
- This guy ratted out his boss for embezzling money from a tennis nonprofit at my show
- No one in the audience corrected my opener about being in the wrong state
- Germans are good with the grill I think we all know that
- The law firm's not aware that you're pounding your receptionist like Jon Hamm in Mad Men?
- So you're on the tail end of your stay in a mental hospital?
- Viral Clip Taken WAY Out of Context... | Mommy Issues Podcast
- I invited a magician who was in the audience to do a magic trick after I bombed at my own show
- When You're One Quarter Black and They Broke Up For An Hour | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Crowd Work
- So there was a terrorist & someone in England stopped them with a narwhal tusk?!?
- We're playing the Trauma Olympics right now & you're winning
- There was a spiritual connection between a white man and an AR-15
- I'm so not at the level of famous where it makes sense for me to sign anything
- Grief Is Grief & Death Is Not Something That's Easily Put Into Words | Mommy Issues Podcast
- I was delivered by the person that gave you an abortion?
- Is it true everyone's gayer in the Navy than in the other ones?
- I have a purgatory state for clothing that I haven't sweat in but I have worn
- Armed 17 year old Republican at my show is the next Charlie Kirk in the making
- Armed Sheriff's Deputy says I'll find out later if he enjoyed my show
- You're the manager at a woke Chik-Fil-A?!?
- Put Your Parent On A Podcast For 12 Episodes & See How They Would Do | Mommy Issues Podcast
- You were a sniper in the Canadian military for six months?!?
- Two Armenian women beef over whether Armenia is an Asian or European country at my show
- Mexican Drag Queen Underage Republican & is Armenia Asian | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy
- Am I being racist? You guys look exactly the same
- Divorced CEO in the tinted glasses turned out to have a brain tumor
- A Jewish Comedian & His Mother's Advice To A Mormon Mom On Raising Her Kids | Mommy Issues Podcast
- My P.E. teacher from middle school was working security at my show & brought my yearbook
- High school sweethearts who stayed together all though college had a one hour break up period
- So your dad is literally a Brazilian oligarch
- You cheated on your gay fiancé with your boss who you hated from the pizza parlor?!?
- Reckoning With Your Dad's Dark Past & Befriending His Secret Girlfriend | Mommy Issues Podcast
- What do you mean you accidentally dated a Neo-Nazi?!?
- I love Turkey, I love what you guys did to Armenia