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- Put Your Parent On A Podcast For 12 Episodes & See How They Would Do | Mommy Issues Podcast
- You were a sniper in the Canadian military for six months?!?
- Two Armenian women beef over whether Armenia is an Asian or European country at my show
- Mexican Drag Queen Underage Republican & is Armenia Asian | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy
- Am I being racist? You guys look exactly the same
- Divorced CEO in the tinted glasses turned out to have a brain tumor
- You Stayed In The Mormon Church & Your Husband Was Right | Mommy Issues Podcast
- My P.E. teacher from middle school was working security at my show & brought my yearbook
- High school sweethearts who stayed together all though college had a one hour break up period
- So your dad is literally a Brazilian oligarch
- You cheated on your gay fiancé with your boss who you hated from the pizza parlor?!?
- Reckoning With Your Dad's Dark Past & Befriending His Secret Girlfriend | Mommy Issues Podcast
- What do you mean you accidentally dated a Neo-Nazi?!?
- I love Turkey, I love what you guys did to Armenia
- Married Couple Lets Us Joke About Their Traumas | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- Bro, you guys have a follow spotlight up here?!? What is this, the twenties?!?
- I misidentified this Serbian Orthodox woman for an Orthodox Jew
- You thought you were a dog in your past life?
- When Canoodling With Your Neighbor On Her Period Leads To Pregnancy | Mommy Issues Podcast
- In this sea of older white people I didn't think the one black woman would be a Republican
- Bisexual Korean girl with a lot of pastors in her family explains why Koreans love church so much
- I don't like Trump but I hate seeing Germans gloating about the U.S. being a mess right now
- You just learned recently that it's called 9/11 because it's on September 11th?!?
- What does a scientist think of a science teacher? What does a science teacher think of a scientist?
- The mental gymnastics this Republican dad had to do to accept his nonbinary green haired kid
- Cop wife used to date cop husband's best friend for three years
- 15 Year Exes Are Back Together and OR Malpractice Tea | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- What's the town of aRab, Alabama known for other than a racist pronunciation?
- You got matching Subaru logo tattoos with your best friend?!?
- Everything's Gay Day On The Pod & Is It Worth Destroying A Friend Group | Mommy Issues Podcast
- I was listening to this podcast about how non verbal autistic people are telepathic
- Well, we can talk about Charlie Kirk now, I suppose
- And he was just software consulting during the apartheid?
- Well I live kind of on a polyamorous art commune
- Isn't it normal in the Philippines to get circumcised like pretty late?
- Your Secret Is That You're Secretly The Mother Of This Kid | Mommy Issues Podcast
- My mom said that I've met Jeffrey Epstein
- Look at all these liberals feel empathy for a prison corrections officer
- I Go To War With A Local Judge and Couple Works With Serial Killers | Lucas Zelnick Crowd Work
- We're told by this crazy doctor that my sister is gonna die
- You mean it was more about the smell than anything you disliked about cracking his ribs open?
- She’s Not a Nazi, She’s Just Autistic & Is Seeking Our Advice | Mommy Issues Podcast
- The goth trans man I accidentally misgendered at my show over a year ago returns
- I have 3,000 questions for this man & the least of which is why he pawned his child bride off
- British people be coming at you with a really quick comeback that makes a lot of sense
- You were switched at birth, on a TV show & your Mormon parents own a Chinese restaurant in Texas
- They're advertising the job of mouse at Chuck E. Cheese on Indeed?
- I Think I Should Stick To Crowd Work… Or Crying | Mommy Issues Podcast
- Yeah, it was a tiny Me Too, but I stayed! But that's the Wells Fargo family!
- You met 11 days ago in Vegas at a Martin Garrix EDM show?!?
- Netflix Is A Joke Full Crowd Work Special | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- He got served divorce papers on the way to my show | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- You're a zookeeper, you drive the Planters Nut Mobile & you are a ghost tour guide?!?
- Cleaning Up Your Sh*t Just Doesn't Click In The Male Brain | Mommy Issues Podcast
- You're a gay Republican from Los Angeles?!? Did you get topped by the wrong guy?
- Yelling repeatedly, "Which high school?!?", totally fine if you also go to high school
- You're from Israel and you thought that was close to India?
- You ruin the community and then you leave, you're like a white guy with a beanie
- Heckler admits she might have autism but still thinks I'm the funniest person ever
- I Don't Know Why a Man Would Listen To a Boy & His Mom Talk Through Advice | Mommy Issues Podcast
- Kinsey 6 hetero girl with the backward snapback I was ripping on turned out to be a cancer survivor
- Fellow CEO nepo child & her family keep gaslighting me during my set
- Dancing The Day Shift Near Disneyland | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- You weld aluminum crates for the Department of Defense? | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- Heckler with Tourette's kept wishing me Happy Birthday during my show
- So Now She Has Some Kind of Stalker Situation | Mommy Issues Podcast
- South African dude gets me mixed up with the black comic who was on before me
- There is a crackhead so famous in Wilkes-Barre PA that it just made an entire crowd erupt
- My friend's dad snuck up to the door & listened to my hand job conversation
- This guy proposed to his fiancé n@ked on a n*de beach in Hawaii
- You've been engaged for 16 years & you're 100% straight because of how you carry yourself?!?
- This guy named Drawer from Canada knows my grandma very well
- It's Hard To Turn An A**hole Into Not An A**hole | Mommy Issues Podcast
- She found me on Instagram & then Googled the sh*t out of me
- This is what Trump's America is, it's your Spanish teacher's Irish
- Apparently There's a Defense Contractor Full of Trans Women | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Crowd Work
- Gay autistic couple met at Gay Night at Knott's Berry Farm 30 years ago
- Heckler requests I make fun of Mormons in a room full of Mormons & fromer Mormons
- If You Can't Parent A Jealous Dog, Don't Bother Having Kids | Mommy Issues Podcast
- Purple haired O.R. woman calls out her brain surgeon boss for committing medical malpractice
- Are you laughing so hard that it's starting to feel like a panic?
- There's just a defense contractor full of trans women just dropping bombs on brown people?!?
- This stoic, handsome young man who hasn't laughed at all when I talk about Israel or my giant loads
- Are daywalkers white Mexicans or Gingers without freckles?
- Stop Being So F***ing Judgmental of Your Grandfather for Moving On | Mommy Issues Podcast
- After her ten year marriage exploded, she called her ex of seven years a week later
- The Canadian black woman's white mother made her work for six years unpaid
- Gay Soldiers Who Met in Combat Are Married 10 Years | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- This woman wanted me to honor her dead gang member brother by making jokes about him
- This guy explains why his far right father who sometimes agrees with him shouldn't be a comedian
- By round of applause is it over 50% that someone is strapped in here right now?
- Gay military couple met in Afghanistan when Don't Ask Don't Tell was still a thing
- This woman in the front row kept distracting me through my whole show
- I didn't expect the cool black guy in the front to be like Ewwwwwww!
- Non-binary Holocaust denier at my show | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- You're pursuing a lifelong career at your undergraduate institution?
- Half Israeli, half white guy doesn't know what race he is | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- She Dated Him Before and After He Transitioned | Lucas Zelnick Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
- This small town New Hampshire teacher's life sounds like a ghost story
- Pakistani girl who I thought was white was filming our conversation