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Listen on Bandcamp: https://lukenickled.bandcamp.com/album/singing-in-the-woods-vol-i I took a Waymo to my Trader Joe’s to cop some speculoos cookie butter when I saw my old friend’s mother she said “young man, how’re ya doin? but imma ghost I ran away she hollered “why ain’t you on facebook did you see the frogs turned gay?” I ran and hid beneath some lettuce took my phone out for some feed got a screentime notification said I needed teletherapy so I swiped away and opened DraftKings just to finance my meds blacked out woke up in a bakery and shouted at some bread bread! we’re cooked I think I forgot how to read a book lost my focus fug forgot where I should look hey GPT, go on n generate me some fish nah I didn't want hooks Its funny I don’t even know what they took I’se born and braised then siliconned into a soot makes sense those gesht@p0 tech bros all want to bonfire party like it’s 1930 got no books, though so, just kindle those nooks oh lord we’re cooked my veins were slick with butter so I hoofed it to the ER outside a girl was givin home birth in her car I said “excuse me miss but do ya need my service as a doula?” but she just popped out that baby shot out like “Hawk Tuah” that baby’s umbilical chord we snipped it on the dashboard he missed his juice, started yellin so I plugged him into cocomelon and later when my iPad died I asked him calmly PLEASE DONT CRY that baby took a pull from his vape then let out with a sigh brah. I’m fooked I got a chef named Jeff and my BFF is Zuck Sam Altman turnt a lady’s hand into a foot and Steven’s job fell on the plates of Hollow Men, like Tim … … Donald Cook yeah we thought he was a king he just a rook I coulda sworn the baby’d sing he was a stable genius getin used to infantile 4D chess (hey where’s that list?) oh kaput I’m roastin oinkin for their apples hook or crook hey wait ain’t that the apple that Eve took? guess this the way that it ends not with a bang or a whimper or a nuclear winter but a big ol slop of gobbledygook guess it’s time to kiss the chefs we’re cooked #folkmusic #singersongwriter #bigtech