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[Music] [Music] hello and welcome Fiasco knots for October this is our first sequel dun dun dun and not only is it the sequel but it is the sequel to the very first ever episode of actual fiasco knots I didn't realize that camp death was our first ever episode and looking back at it it was quaint very quaint little episode none of us know how to play mm-hmm so not much has changed uh yeah but anyway sure don't know how to sequel yeah yeah we'll see how this goes so we're using the official return to camp death playset that was written by the same person who wrote the original campus that's what they said so it's like ah [ __ ] so I'm not seen that episode let's say right should I go back and watch that now or can I enjoy this without it you can probably enjoy this without it but I I mean we haven't done it's like the evil within - okay self-contained but there will be some nods nods and gonna be some probably I assume there will be some payoffs that'll be hilarious to you if you know what the hell it is if you can take us giggling about things you don't understand right you're fine but if that stuff just crawls under your skin you just need to read through movie weight really quickly to read how long after the first one did this come out this playset 2013 and this was in the anthology that they put on 2012 so I guess it came out in like 2011 or something cool so a couple years coop never assume the killer is dead last summer's massacre at camp Clearwater rocked Barrow Pines casting a pall over our sleepy town only when the inconclusive police investigation and media circus died down and we tried to put our lives back together did we realize our nightmare had just begun Barrow pines is full of secrets and the deeper we dig into the mystery the more questions we unearthed those of us who have dared to look have come to one inescapable conclusion whatever killed all those people last year is still out there and did will kill again to stop the horror once and for all we must return to where it all started we must return to camp death I don't think we can return I think it's tense movie night Friday the 13th parts 2 & 3 well scream to the ring the ring is weird the Blair Witch Project cabin in the woods oh I guess they got the they go to a cabin they go there's a cabin no it's more of a cabin in the English version the Japanese so what we'll do now is I have a little write-up of kind of what happened each of our characters and I think that each of us will read our own character from the last time ok so Kyle won't you start us off with that sure so last time I I played a shoe boa aloof but she played Susan she played a regular person but she was behind nefariously most of the chemtrails and it worked with the organization that was haunting this camp you know chemtrails trails the epilogue ended with her making a deal with the president of Turkey I can never pronounce it right well good then is that the name of the president of Turkey yeah oh it's gotta be made up I have no idea we're making a movie which gotta be made up you didn't specify you just said ok so this is a fictional evil present you just said that the president of Turkey all right if we were to have the prezi of the United States in our horror film it wouldn't be don't say it don't even say it ok yeah like some weirdo he-who-must-not-be-named ok so let's say let's say the fictional is Erica Dan because I always pronounce it wrong so that's that is what is OK president Erica Dan of Turkey anyway she she made a deal to set up a new camp in Turkey yeah yes and continue the chemtrail experiments yes but outside of camp debt like yeah her or somewhere else left yeah yeah all right oh yeah Becky Wu died in a chemical accident she caused and killed many scientists and ruined the hidden the lab hidden under the camp my father was Frank wu who ran the camp and was german for some reason because i was confusing him with other character who is also running the the was responsible for these chemtrails I cut his head off to stop the to stop his nefarious deeds and then by accident or on purpose killed myself and therefore Jones you wrote down everything I feel uncomfortable about it I feel like I feel like suddenly were doing political setting in black and white now the president okay alright I don't want to do political satire in our horror movie right okay I'm happy to come to that realization yes Candace honey dew was my character who nearly died when Frank slit her throat at the facility now she works as a secretary for the evil organization and always says I feel a bad energy she's basically near his legs he's a zombie okay so cuz she had her head almost cut off yeah which will Huber will explain alright great reading his I was Clive jackal and uh 66 years later a man from the woods goes into the facility there's a headless body and a man takes Clive's head and does some crazy magic and Clive's eyes open so that was like the after credits stinger of the previous ones this movie this one will take place before that summer yeah the next the next Jimmy was Clive's friend who went missing the previous year and whose head was mostly cut off things that die don't stay dead unless they cut the head off entirely because of the chemtrails Clive was kind of in on it with the government because Jimmy didn't believe in him both of their heads fell off in an argument in the facility and Clive's last words were Chabot manipulated me Jimmy's last words were I forgive you so the rules we play by uh if your head is only like moat like ninety-nine percent cut off but you're still the strand chemtrails can keep you alive if you live but your your zombify you're not yourself you're not you're not you talk yeah however at some point between the end of our story and sixty-six years later some magic was discovered that can revitalize in a head yeah involving a ritualistic knife and loud chanting okay yeah okay stabbing the truth sixty-six years from now it's really incredible what we can do it could be science videos yeah thin ring I have a very important question so who's killing people like who actually what was a you or was it who was the actual it was whenever like a shadowy figure came out with a hatchet it was the government so it might not have been one person I corrected it was like a shadow organization any time somebody got close to the truth they're like snipers just laying and waited yeah I was a writer of camp death really wanted us to simplify it into a specific person but we did not do they even have mechanics in the place that for determining who the killer is yep that we cannot apply you know we're just we're free spirits yeah yeah so if it isn't clear chabela is a is a agent working for a shadowy government organization presumably the american government that was spreading chemtrails through the air that would reanimate the dead people or prevent them from dying if killed so anyone that was exposed to the chemtrails previously it would be assumed that you have this property that you can't be killed unless your head is 100% severed whether or not the new people coming to the camp have been exposed to these chemtrails it remains to be seen figure out when we roll the dice right now also the rock Enders were a band yes okay what was their song kisses from the stars is a stars which was a government-mandated song to make people trust the chemtrails yeah so I imagine it was regional it was like just in this area because the chemtrails weren't everywhere as far as we know right but I think all the dice from like a government perspective you want the whole country to become this is like testing origin point okay I got a cousin from Myrtle Beach and there's this one guy a singer who sings a song about Myrtle Beach and he's like yeah have you heard that song the Myrtle Beach song and I'm like no like he assumes that everybody knows the Myrtle Beach son yeah it's like no man all right so pretty gnarly role here ooh yeah this is interesting one one of three twos one three five fours four fives and two sixes all right are we blood done are we sticking with that yeah but we also have four stunt dice they're red dice in the pool right now they're just numbers they don't matter at all the colors just like usual but during the campaign or the session anytime someone is given a red dye that means there's a death mandated death mm-hmm doesn't have to be a player character it can be but it the easiest thing would be to kill an NPC or you find out that an NPC has just been killed off screen which they recommend because it it doesn't have forced you to reveal any specifics of who the killer was or how they died but yeah anytime we get a red dye that's a death and therefore of them there can be other deaths it doesn't have to just be when they're but yeah they're in there uh I should have mentioned this before we started shooting but I had an idea how about when we hand the dice to people we announce what it was especially cuz there's three I realized even for like the people watching yeah it's hard to even tell if I'm handing you a white or a black dye okay so like you're having a scene and I realized I think the reason we don't is because it interrupts the flow of conversation but just to be somewhat died yeah if someone off like carefully just says black guy yeah yeah okay alright so we'll just everybody so here's the thing here's our relationships and it makes me excited we only have one one because number one is camp clear water and also mostly people who have already existed here I think we gotta wipe the slate clean for camp clear water and in our scenario yeah because the facility beneath the camp that where they were running all these secret trials Becky Oh destroyed in an accident I guess because of a Neptune I don't I don't think it was like an intentional like suicide thing I think that she just kind of like messed up and gas was released and killed everyone but uh push the acid yeah push the wrong button so the facility was destroyed and the camp was likely abandoned but who knows so that's what I like the idea of brand new characters and I like what we got here because to his friends three his family for his work five is romance and six is towns folk and folk we had a lot of fours which is work so I'll pick a work one uh Jones you and I or work related no kidding colleagues okay you and I our work all right all right Jones okay Kyle why don't you write that - Jones Caen oh yeah yeah look at this no kidding all right use his arielle because because he oh we like 1/3 a boy we have 4/3 bees um Huber I don't I think you and I were pretty distant in the last camp death and I'd like to we're gonna be friends excellent oh and numbers that too - Jones why don't you write that so he ever can do this okay friends all right so we got a lot of fours and fives if you're unclear on what we're doing there is a video that we made called how to throw a fiasco that explains how a fiasco it's about 20 something minutes long go check it out so figuring out the guidelines the rules maybe it further this one yes all right excellent Jones and I are hipsters that's five hipsters all right we gotta be honestly a wealth a goldmine but are we hipsters who are friends or friends because we are hipsters stopped being a hipster we're ghosts I know all right uh I want to oh man there's the thing I really want to be here I'm gonna say I am family with bossman oh so we can both write that down what's the thing you really want to get personal number three under family okay okay so we filled in every known we need a Huber Indian yeah and you've got an outside card there for you and me if you want for a minder okay but I really liked towns folk towns folk sure heading south yeah however I mean yeah yeah yeah yes Huber Ian towns folks did we establish we're camped ëthis barrow pines well we're barrel pines are we in Colorado we in Massachusetts for some reason I had assumed it was in the Pacific Northwest that's just because that's where Twin Peaks and Scherzer Friday the 13th feels like it takes place I don't know where it I know and wake to yeah so like that's what I assumed okay sure I guess all right ah for work I have police detective and murder suspect doctor and patient forest ranger and camper teacher and student journalist and anonymous eyewitness source private investigator investigator an unwitting subject of investigation try to imagine if I guess a hipster could be any of these things a park ranger one is kind of cool I do I yeah I do like you could get like a stranger things vibe going there and I get oh yeah oh yeah cuz I just for some reason automatically place myself in the forest ranger role yeah but we are hipsters and I on the camper and Kyle is the forest ranger for sure definitely there's a three ranger number three and we could save and wild it at the end we say it in wild it at the very very end no there might be something even better you can't forget fur you don't have to fill in your relationship before then so we could even go through motivations everything before we even get guess if we wanted to I don't know if we want to burn our wild card now Jones it's pretty early okay yeah I'm feeling that yeah I don't like the I can play these roles I just don't like the other ones for Kyle I'm thinking doctor and patient what if that's interesting and that might be somebody we don't necessarily get into right away I mean Kyle's the doctor yeah I get your Bacchus I can play these roles I'm just worried about Kyle Rayner if that's a matter if you play something I haven't seen you play before yeah I mean yeah Kyle's always a doctor like there's journalists and I'm Kyle's a journalists like I think we've kind of treaded that we did where were we the journalists that like the robot dogs you haven't no even one with the the lake like what's that the last one we do crystal is like just seems similar what you did before it all right doctor patient yeah okay whatever is that that is number two whoo put that over there all right so we need a you need friends oh wait you know you've got hipsters you and I towns folk and Kyle and I friends there's one I had my eye on for friends but okay wait wouldn't we burned our three already I mean yeah I feel it at three I think that was a three I thought was it too okay maybe it's a two whatever all right things would be easier if we're not identical twins so four towns folk we have noisy kids okay elderly person and young hooligan regulars at the woodshed bar man this town folk really confuses things railyard worker and rail rider and not who they appear to be oh you are not a hipster you're lying to me off his glasses I'm not it was cool all right identical twins of two but let's just read what we've got here a deadbeat parent and grown child isn't one we have one one identical twins is two we have that can't do bitter exes because we don't have any threes fours is foster siblings fives relatives of the victims and we don't have six which is recently discharged war vets I'm going it down for twins identical twins okay I actually need not relationships any as relationships we're all done then yeah hand me that hammer there Papes hungry about to pretty pop headlines don't sell Papes Newsies sell Papes do you want needs locations or objects Kylie I want locations yeah if you're ever writing a script you start with the locations yeah that is not true do not follow that advice start with the care is this stupid though that sound like game design works a lot of time oh yeah just like I'm charting where are we gonna be it's like we got this thing we got India have this sinking boat it's like okay all right there where are we gonna be okay oh wow yeah start with the location London this time the characters will just fall right out you'll have bribed journalist racist characters in no time all right our locations are camp Clearwater clearly wilderness barrel pines high school oh we're out of threes I have one four and five left okay so let me look at our one four and five let's do it let's skip to the point that's a four lane throw a BP d police station regional community hospital I am a doctor so I guess that makes sense yeah all right all right all right all right out of five regional community hospital dr. Bosman ducky boss boss mad time yeah doc boss so that goes on boss Jones okay location regional um so you were not who you appear to be uh so wait a minute yeah we're set to fill in just do the generals locations or I should give you different papers yeah we're just gonna say before we burn well I guess we don't need to we don't need to have camp Clearwater cuz just because we don't have a location set oh yeah we stay down there it might be nice to actually read off camp Clearwater yeah we should so I can okay sure real quick locations camp Clearwater abandoned Lodge still bearing remnants of police investigation camp administration office supply sheds secured by a big iron padlock that's one like that right there cabins rundown from neglect boathouse and docks central fire pit so it's clear that the thing is intended that the camp has been abandoned yeah wilderness is lost rope bridge small island in the middle of the lake secluded cave with walls covered in pictograms hidden seemingly abandoned Shack small clearing with the remnants of several camp fires barrel pines high schools cave is good by the way yeah pictograms yeah like there's an ancient evil before the government very lost yeah it's good very like until dawn like there's one thing going on but there's a whole other thing going barrel pines high school administration office locker rooms chemistry labs sign lines of budge memorial football field bu d GE locked unmarked door at the end of the dark hallway a dark hallway secluded corner outside where the stoners hang out BP PD police station jail cells evidence lockup detectives office secure transport vehicle in the rear parking lot locked drawer in the police chief's desk bail bond office across the street region a Community Hospital's surgical wing records room morgue room two to nine we could switch that air ambulance helicopter around town Cunningham Food and Drug the only grocery store in town cute railyard municipal library the woodshed a dive bar on the edge of town Vickie's diner and kitschy tourist trap so those are our locations just so we know my favorite name from a Tarantino movie max cherry sale but the bail bondsman I love it bail bondsman what you do yes so I picked this out already so I got needs here and because this is a sequel because we were returning and coming back I think to escape and to find where to that jumped out at me but I think to find is a good sequel need what number is that that is number five okay and I was that here at to you because you are not who you appear to be me and Hubert let me give you a shadowy as well we motivations and I like I like for I think four and five only to find lists are good so okay as well okay that's good all right so we should have two needs so humor do you want to look at Annie do you wanna look at objects um I'll let you do the objects okay so I'll do the knee I've seen you with my medical well-being here calm so what that means is we keeping this hipster left because you and Jones have a location so that means that either me and Kyle have another need or you and Jones have a need okay so either way a pert one person is gonna have to needs we're just fine but it's just something to think about needs should I read all the headlines I'm just one four five four five five one all right needs to kill all periods for is to escape five is to find so we are gonna to final so let's look at it to escape to escape and again one four five mm-hmm okay to escape with the money before anyone realizes it's gone I feel like we've done that so many times we have money is always good though for elevator the downward to escape the downward spiral your life has been in whoa that's clear humor favorite trees down it spirals to escape civilization and into nature for a while sounds good to you just need to take a break yeah you want that not an overly strong motivator though I just want to relax yeah I think trying to relax the whole time just take it easy and you just can't that's pretty funny that's pretty funny man I like the downward spiral but is it gonna be me and Jones or Kyle and Ian well do you pick that later yeah oh you're - yeah they're you and Jones are me and Kyle all right what do you think Jones maybe maybe uh my only recommendation would be to give it to Kyle and myself because if you have to can't I can't work at the hospital over the ha okay so it would be Kyle and me yep - Kyle and me yeah it wasn't Kyle mmmm - or us no this game I'm just saying don't give yourself another need because you if you have to find and to escape I think that that's true I can handle a little war to escape okay well then you have to do this no that's fine I can do it so Kyle and you need to escape I don't know you think you're a dynamic player let's go Kyle are you Bert that's already being a doctor it's about have we I guess we've done that in the past where someone has had to see this does not happen we usually space him out okay cuz I think we usually do that first Kyle you need to escape we need to escape okay what we need to escape okay all right okay gotta get out of here what the well have you uh how many what those do they say any more than tae-kyung yeah that's another thing - what what am I looking at what know something generated by stem to scare you so thoroughly spoiled on evil within by you guys over the years I'm not about it but uh what does should I know what the hell yeah or know that he doesn't know right they actually they they are a little bitter about it all right everyone and even within two is a little more aware of all right the stuff can go wrong so in the stuff category I can look at 1 4 & 5 still one useful ooh - is weapons 3 is embarrassing for ominous you know I love that ominous yeah we got lots of forest 5 information and 6 weather whoa that's funny you read the weather object weather thunderstorm thick fog moonless night heat wave you a cold snap wind storm I'll take them all yeah yeah that's um every scene new rule every scene needs to have a new weather what a heat wave cold snap yeah suddenly a hot coal snap all right so I'm gonna do ominous how did geo storm do how to do that come out yeah not well how to do it looked ridiculous you know that movies about they got weather control satellites and then terrorists hack them and control really ha ha ha I bet you 20 bucks right now that movie somehow makes more than boner yeah blade oh yeah it probably already has dude so you and Jones your hipster friends and you have an ominous obverse enjoy it it's alright right object ominous just feel bad for Boyd don't feel bad for Blade Runner they know what they made not enough money yeah how do you spell ominous oh am I on the I know us do you want to fill out a need an object or a location I'd be selfish I want that ominous object okay realize though by doing it now you cannot burn a wild I know what I'm doing alright wait so Jones alright and that's a wait that's an item right would you call it stuff yeah yes yes some of these guys don't write the header you know surprising enough okay ominous crazy drunks incoherent warning roughly carved occult symbols or a 20-year old projector reel found in an unexpected place Oh even to your Resident Evil style tip let's go alright so we're going back huh sorry browse we're going with a roughly carved occult symbol sure which is sure that people aren't excited about oh that definitely adds to the war because we believe yeah it was just scientists and lab people that were responsible there was no all right Hubert tell me right now you found a projector reel right yeah what are you gonna do with it look at pictures of roughly no no tell me how are you look at it how I'm gonna set it up what do you set how's your slides in where'd you where's your projector dude also it's real it's a video real it's a video whole thing let's a projector really yeah you need to find a projector oh yeah side-quests to go find the head projector no life were you finding that projector here's my thing be adding the the real projector let like lends itself back to the government thing more so whereas the old carvings yeah yeah the pictograms in the cave curtain wall earlier evils happening in this area yeah yeah which is what you always have to ask in a horror sequel like are we start staying the course here or a we we're gonna have you got me creating you together you got to go deeper you got government stuff going on still because the chemtrails are still a thing but also uh yeah there were other things afoot and I'm sure those were competent to I don't know how yeah yeah who was the woo oh yeah yeah Becky woo grandpa grandpa alright give me that paper okay because we're done with stuff yeah stuff carved occult symbols I'm done with stuff roughly carved roughly know if there's smoothly carved I'm gonna come to you I know all right Jones you want to fill out a need or the location I'll do location okay and our categories regional community hospital and you've only got a 1 and a 4 and a 5 ok also we've done well we're actually not gonna have an extra die like we always do yeah well that's on you though you did a great job there thanks I just have like yeah one for us I guess they're only matter I can do a surgical wing room two to nine but I think we change it of the hospital maybe they move was at the camp yeah but there's another two to two baby well but what if they're to what if a two to nine is like there's there's also a two to three and the two to four so we're gonna be the two to not yeah I think to tune I think their speed this it speak it to me right number four that's number four alright just one these we're not applying meaning to nothing ain't nothing means nothing in this whole world man I don't want to law whole day out you know what I mean I don't want to lost this the polar bears mattered okay yeah that's what I don't want to know I want to go there there were doing experiments their eggs matters okay look at a need you can fill out my need to find or my need to escape or scape and remember the last whichever one you do second is any number so read them let's read them all down through to escape with the money before anyone realizes it's gone before your lies are uncovered your dictions before they destroy you the downward spiral your life has been in civilization and into nature for a while this town before it all starts again with anyone who will listen to find some friends in this new town a way to convince the town council to let you reopen camp Clearwater to find out what is on those medical records to find your place in history and be remembered forever the source of the evil someone who will believe your story okay so the source of the evil is a five yeah that is the only one of all of you that's what I was looking at yeah so what is that define to find okay to escape the downward spiral works really well too we might not even have to cheat right oh no that was that would be a yeah but is this awesome Wow yeah yeah so to escape but I kind of do you like any other escapes yeah uh not really uh the downward spirals are you talking about yeah yeah because this one's wild so we do any of them yeah that's the only one that okay seems cool to me otherwise otherwise before your lies are uncovered could be cool oh yeah don't believe Y if we just get out of here because they're gonna find out which implicates both of us immediately what you don't like no which I mean it would almost have to be a red herring unless we are or a double blind oh yeah like our secret could be like some days I'm too sleepy you come in and do the doctor work right like it could be something at that level yeah just like can you come in for me and like that kind of thing yeah so we want to do that just the secret is to before our lives are uncover where our lives are uncovered okay okay Wow everybody's got something to hide but me I'm open as a book baby here look I could play the role like I'm not saying I can't play the role yeah their fear I love our Fiasco not talent is somehow a good question a good idea for you guys what we should get handle it yeah there's a way I want this to go but I should know if it's Kyle appropriate are your accents could you handle playing a doctor for example okay so now we have all kinds of relationships and needs and objects and locations and we have no clue who any of us are yeah no clue no clue I'm nervous and so I'm sorry and can you repeat what you and Huber are together that was you burn our towns folk not available here okay and our need is to find the source of the evil sure so what like ghost hunters are yeah yes I feel like we should [ __ ] that is great by the way we horse that's a show on Discovery Channel had that already is a show we should share with our audience we kind of had a rough plan that I think still applies to what we can yes I think I think that I think to to to Fest is still in the works yes yeah and yeah I think the camp has already been reopened I think that the person who's running two to two Fest is running it and it's okay it's happening sure yeah so I think that's our generic set up so the ID but but Hubert I live in town now we've established like you're a doctor in the town yeah and we're identical twins and you know my proclivities toward the feminine well sure yeah I have typical twins actually you just saw yeah that's behind the scenes okay no no oh I didn't know that we miss the family sorry yeah yeah this is our time we had the numbers so it worked out we could okay yeah yeah no we thought it was a three bit it was a two so we had it all right yeah so obviously we don't have to do that but whatever uh yeah so we live in town and you live in town yeah but are we all going to die mean he's my doctor so I probably talk all right so we're all the town's folk p.g well submit referencing Kyle cuz I strong-armed they don't have I don't know what to call you you know well yeah he's a black kid about this he's a blank slate with infinite talent to play doctors with various accents Oh what I want to explain I want to explain like like to like the movie pitch I would make here is what was it was called fire fest right yeah I want to make this thing where it's not about kids going to a summer camp and we're all the counselors the camp is now like for rich people right oh yeah also like us seeking rich really seeking rich people yeah we I'm assuming would you have to go by the guidelines of what we have at least read in those two paragraphs yeah like we want to take this in our own direction but like they established it like this is the summer after it did go down and everyone knows about it yes so like this was not a secret what happened before yeah so if they're reopening the camp that yeah hipsters I show up to that it's a big part of to the attache yeah it's like this is that camper all those people died and the government was doing massive experiment right let's get drunk yes mr. grand models want to be here yeah we're gonna listen to Diplo yeah Diplo might be there yeah yeah Diplo might be there my idea underline might yep they're probably gonna have tents and food but we don't know maybe Ashanti yeah okay yeah I heard Halsey was gonna be there whose halls and hey maybe their radiance the band's way down to date to Bobby I'm nervous about playing hipster y'all yeah like example okay uh Chet fakers gonna be there man I hope he plays gold are these real thing yes okay okay no it's a cool music video where it's like three women on roller I might just I might go mad libs with my character and have you fill in the blanks oh yeah I'm really excited to see band faker like Chet faker sounds fake yeah [ __ ] fake fake man faker 1 2 3 fake Street anyway we're off the rails already alright in the setup alright so you're a doctor and I'm not yeah we are just lie constantly yeah I think like before your lies are uncovered like where they lies pertaining to the camper just july's in general yes is not 45 year old black man I want to leave into discovery okay so I'm gonna say that we weren't previously involved with the camp okay the two of us yeah okay yeah we're going right but like we have to be able to be scared you know what I mean that is right we can't all be in on it yeah and we're trying to discover the source of the evil yeah maybe maybe you and I do a failure of a web series where we like search out local mysteries basically you like that character in Steven universe if anybody seen that the guy who does the local like conspiracy nut web show but like no one watches it and you know that's not good I love it okay I feel like we're old I have to be older if you're a doctor we have to be at least like 28:22 be Oh cuz I have a patient right doctor and patient yes so no thirties mister I guess okay doctor and we're identical twins I kind of want to be like we're all hipsters I want to be like crystal healer like opposite okay cool like I do Reiki and so I'm very pragmatic yeah okay listen to your Chet faker yeah now this is a Chet faker non-stop uh-huh cuz no diggity cover is good all right so I want to be a heart doctor whoa yeah yeah a specialist in a small town yeah okay it's unlikely but sure okay so I'm more of a general doctors what you're saying it would make more sense in the town of this side all right fine I'm a general check your brain sure there's a spire to be a here's the thing you could have been a heart surgeon who then came to a smaller town to just be a general practitioner like a family how'd you end up in this town - yeah we grew up there yeah bagger we're in stem yeah okay okay okay okay we're a heart thing and you came back for a reason reference this I am British though right okay our parents were British every time so we're British cannon its cannon I can't play it okay looks like the Wu's like if that should be something where you're trying to figure out the lineage of every day yeah you know yeah Becky unless she was adopted I don't recall was half-asian and part church age and half German yeah yeah uh because Franco was a German man correct who took his wife's last name yes she was rich and he was madly in love with her easy for me to follow yeah it all makes sense how you feeling hipster good so we were on a we make a web side web series of nobody watched still we still do it okay I think we're like you know that that's a good in for like going to the fire fest hips it's called hipsters honking ghosts hipster hun hipster heart I don't think hipsters call themselves hipster they don't yeah that's it yeah trust me the name would be like uh ghosts whatever I think it's like what is it barrel pines like I think we would be like into it like mysteries of Barrow pine through that's really good mysteries a bear upon but then what about Jones cuz he's my hipster friend mystery with Association so it's like an abbreviation okay BPM T is Jones in on that no team I mean like I watch it and like I've you know it's cool I like that thing that you do I'm more into like events event planning you know and like oh I just I think I'm like super into this event you know I think I like I think like you you kind of found out about it and maybe I brought this to you where they're like they're reopening it dude you know yeah like we should go that's really funny too because like every time something goes wrong you might think that you could have done such a better job planning this you know and maybe a like maybe like did you got your camera out all the time and like you want to document it and like I'm like no man you go experience and you know like yeah every time you put that camera up you're putting up an obstruction oh yeah and the thing yeah how about you got to be a purist about it man you found the occult symbols so you're we don't know I mean that's it that's how all right we don't figure that out okay all right we'll get there gotta go I don't know where those are got it so we remember because it might not be our scene where that comes up your anybody like God remembers VPM we need to either one of us very hands on at some point very team mystery tell mystery team thanks a lot cuz I like I like imagine myself like when things get scary and stuff I'm like no that's why we're here you know like this is great Jones what ails you why are you in my hospital i well there are I think that also depends I don't to get into that too much I thought about that but I'm the third person I'm the third year fourth yeah so I don't know what's gonna happen no you're so sexy oh I'm so first we start oh yes sir with you okay yeah okay then I definitely had an idea what was done well they had a the camp last year a bunch of people died yeah and I'm a hipster so I'm gonna get my tetanus checked I'm getting you know I'm get across the board is that a hipster hipster is known to be hypochondriacs like I'm just making sure everything I'm gonna go to this you know and I know I know you specialize in heart medicine and so like I just want to make sure you know might be too similar you boys to the chemicals like we all live in this town so they all sit yeah they also have like camps like their camps you can go to some maze Huber has a sign up for this we're like they'll like a killer will stalk you like while you're camping there it's like a haunted like whole camping trip that sounds like everyone's being terrorized like at the next oh yeah party it's one of those things but like I'm just you know I just wanna be healthy this weekend I wanna make sure if I got I'm into the whole thing okay so actually I don't want to go I don't want to go to the can't thing either the the kit the to-to-to fest okay I know what's happening but I do not want to attend I'm gonna do everything pop I can possibly not to be there maybe if I or other people tie you to the camp they'll know about your lies yeah yeah okay yeah but then the camp the or the the festival people are like shoot we didn't plan medical like you're supposed to have it's like we need medicine we need a medical staff on-site man like whoa who knows I definitely we've got a good hook for going to because I at least I want I don't know if you want to go for the music but like we because of the previous events we want to see if there's anything strange afoot and get it on camera yep that's the drum roll we need names oh I got my name what's your name what do you got see I can think of a good I got the Latin the last name is gonna be good you gotta you got a last name for us uh the first thing that came to mind was cantaloupe don't you do that because there's a cute melon name like honeydew but we know I knew you wouldn't like that this is a horror film yeah Vangelis Vangelis okay with a b or v oh it's Vangelis like the guy who composed the soundtrack to Blade Runner my last name is Vangelis well it wasn't here that's just an all right but we're no relation all right the a and GE lis my name is Sean snappy since I caught my son Sims were they call me snappy so address [ __ ] who caused your snappy everybody friends my hipster friends the Huber's gonna call you snappy that's my name wow I'm a nickname color snappy we can call me Shawn why are you funny hipsters would never have an ending name hipsters would never have a nickname I was snappy before I was a hipster ah what's your first name Shawn Kyle Olivia Olivia van win boys win Blake's look at that love it I am Eric evangelist okay they went with a ending names for the twins Olivia America it's good you watch Buffy I've seen some Buffy I love it I love it way ahead Oh seen Buffy is do you watch like on occasion do you go home every I haven't just pop obvious forever Buffy is forever hashtag they wrapped it up well I like the musical episode yeah oh it's alright so let's run down who were who we are what we're dealing with relationships all that Olivia Vangelis is a doctor in a small town of something Pines barrel high Barrow apparently Barrow Pines though it's still a hospital right it's not just a little doctor's office it's a hospital it's a regional Community Hospital yeah like my hometown so it's like we have 2,000 people in our hometown it's the Regional Hospital where it's the biggest Hospital so like the ten towns around ours used that hospital for theirs and then there's satellite clinics but they have to come to that hospital she was affected a year ago had to see some decapitated bodies and this year is not excited by the idea of to-to-to fest just showing up we're just one year ago just one by the way just one summer ago yeah these these murders happened the idea that that a bunch of young people are coming into town to celebrate in that area drives her nuts yeah we Jones will be her patient and she's identical twins with Ian's character Eric evangelist and there's the least to my character on the table I am Sean snappy Sims I am was not it I did not have a friend that went to the camp last year I didn't have a friend of a friend I have no even though I've grown up here I had no attachment whatsoever so of course I feel I need to go to the camp this year and I am not really afraid I just think it's gonna be lit I think it's gonna be a big good time I can't believe an event this amazing is happening in my own town so there's no way I'm missing this thing absolutely I'm Jay Quinn Blix I am one half of the BP MT the barrel pines mystery team with Erica Vangelis I am excited to investigate the mystery of this place but I'm also incredibly annoyed because of how trendy it is now this place is way too trendy yeah I'm upset it's mainstream who are all these casuals coming to investigate with their cell phones yeah yeah like get out of here they didn't even have proper Panasonic p200 yeah very old crappy camera all right this is present day 2017 right last year was last year I don't recall if we set the other one it has I think we specified yeah all right we had cell phones it's a one year after that one so whatever I am Eric Eric evangelist I am an identical twin with dr. Vangelis and I need to escape before our lives are uncovered with with her and my friend my buddy and the in the barrel pines mystery team and I are trying to find the source of the evil because we believe that things have been happening around this land this campsite area for much longer than just last year the year before that a boy died and before that even crazy things have been going on Jimmy I'm gonna say based off our names I think Jake is the protagonist that's just the protagonists name no wind licks yeah well nobody else like wind blitz it all comes first I'm weird blossom alas calling you win blitz yeah lost his pro text good good I'm starting every video with I'm Jake web links with the BPM T we are here to investigate strange noises outside of the school Thursday night I have a curly mustache oh boy and suspenders yes yeah how do you brew your own beer I brew my own beer and I drink that beer out of a flask okay all right I'm a little give you so not who they appeared will that just come into play later right we don't have to send I are not okay all right which is a pretty tall order since were pretty bizarre people all right well that's the setup for return to camp death coming at you like a crazy train flying off the rails you two highlighted by Ozzy Osbourne eating bats right after this okay acts 1 begins now go bossman we are in dr. evangelist office Sean Sims is a would you say getting his tetanus shot I believe whatever you got I want a vesicle okay sure I'm sorry you want your tetanus shot I want every shot you got I want all of the whatever whatever that what are the hot shots right now what is what are other people getting it's basically what I'm asking nobodies there's no hot shots are you telling me with this event this weekend no one has come to you and and try to inoculate themselves for any reason for all the potential dangers that are there I could let look I brought a list I could list all the these are all the things that could kill me this weekend and if you have shots for any of those I'll take them it's basically what I'm saying I can give you I got me I got you can do both cheeks I got my arms I brought short sleeves today so you can just you can just stick me where you need to you see more really concerned I can give you a tetanus shot wonderful great great i I'd recommend condoms those oh but other than that yeah wow that's really personal okay okay we have to get into that I mean that you have STDs on this list well yeah but I mean you just don't know what's gonna happen you know I mean you're like you're talking about like voluntarily you know so I could be you see I could be handled in ways I'm not even anticipating I've never even been to this camp so I don't know what the camp was like before I don't know if the camps like now you don't have to go you don't don't go have to go I'm not gonna use the words out of touch but there I just did our usage I'm sorry in reference to me or suggesting I am out of touch just wait just with just with the pop culture right now I mean this is if you live in this town you're going to this event if you're not I don't want to know you so I'm saying what what you from what you shown me you are deeply concerned about this event and maybe you ought to be and I'm deeply concerned about life mm-hmm so I just want to be prepared for you just okay just get there yeah wait just just give me it just give me the tetanus if you're gonna give me free condoms okay I won't like turn those down but yeah I think I think that'll be good maybe some band-aids or something a few ibed you give those out we don't give out band-aids unless you all right no okay mine I'll go to the I'll go to the market get some band-aids Sean just look at me I ask you one thing will you be safe if you are faced with danger will you promise me that you turn the other way okay but there might be danger that other way too I can be surrounded by danger stop smiling Sean Sean look at me there's so many possibilities this weekend I just I'm just giant believe I Shawn look me in the eyes I usually have to drive like five hours for stuff like this and it's right I can almost like hit see it from here I'm so those things that I saw last year have not left me for a month would you would you see John what you see just one just will please just one corpse just describe it just just one I won't describe a corpse to you ah please here's your tetanus shot give me your arm okay joints again a little rusty there it's the best place okay if you look it up as the best place for a tetanus shot is right in the elbow and if you need any condoms check out two to nine room two to nine on your way out of hospital yeah that's not even on this floor they have it it's upstairs okay has it checked the stairs I take the elevator or what there's stairs yeah well where did the stay there's so many doors in this fly I don't know with it it's at the end of the hallway toka stairs at the end of the hallway find room two to nine all right knock three times okay if you knock twice they will not let you in oh but there's where you should be able to find some kind of okay okay all right Thank You Sean and be safe oh of course okay I'm taking pictures I'll tell you'll get the whole report when I come back don't worry about it thank you seed so an act one you give your died away oh yeah get that straight back to Jones nice um Jones what's Shawn up to now well Judy 9sy go up and that was three door creaks open hey yeah sorry Hey Hey - room two to nine man oh wow clearly stone this guy oh okay smells nice um what I'm here for free free condoms this is the condom room I guess come on in oh no I really I do okay I got a tight schedule today but I'll just all right okay he's come and he shuts the door not even you get to the cam any there's there's a dog in the corner lapping up dr. pepper yeah there's just got a bowl full yeah there's a two-liter bottle of it next to it it's like mostly gone the guy flips a light switch and black lights come on I was like all right all right man what do you need uh you want regular magnums this is a regular Matt there's two Finn's yeah regular and Magnum me one of each you know all right all right here you go he takes two little three packs of each oh cool so what do you have - what did I got you doing what am I know it's got me doing anything I'm going to the to-to-to fests this weekend well you're going to that yeah but dude I was gonna go to that I might've got what some buddies of mine said that you know there's gonna be some gnarly drugs it's gonna be crazy I was gonna go but dude I heard some things man what what you hear I mean like beyond all the crazy stuff that happened last year with all the decapitations and weird chemicals and government and like we're probably all like weird poison people now because we all live here right yeah right well yeah but ya know I heard like a staff of the of the event kind of like gone missing people keep going missing already like they've been set it up for like two weeks and like three people are just gone they don't know where they are don't tell my buddy Jake that he works on a show where he does like conspiracy theories and stuff and like he will dole me are you talking about Jake Windex yeah you know yeah I watched ppm see you man oh really yeah dude that that stuff is lit I love it uh-huh I love it uh-huh you're friends with him dude yeah I mean when we went to high school kinda gather but it's a fun show that they need to get new mics is all I'm say this sound is kind of oh the sound I'll show you clips and he'll be like do you hear that I'm like I know I don't I mean you can't I yeah I didn't even know they had lights but it's good I might can I get a couple of comments for Jake oh yeah like for you sure all right yeah I guess I don't know what he magnums are regular just magnums throwed I guess light yeah Jake is with Erica okay at the diner yes just outside of the camp cool so like camp is like five minutes away mm-hmm we're at the diner okay all right did you bring the new mics Jake the new mics no you I think I left them that's fine uh sounds probably fine I'm sorry it's okay it's all right you're doing great yeah how you holding up he's good okay there's just there's too many people here how did everyone find out about this they must have put it out on the Facebook or I don't know I don't know how they advertise these things these days like I don't get it everyone's all of a sudden into murders and ghosts now yeah okay what kind of world are we living in well I think some of these people are going to the show just for the music yeah but we were in that music years ago that's true and we were into ghosts years ago that's true ever since we saw that ghost all these posers mm-hmm well what are we gonna do how we gonna set this up well we should probably ask around if there are any rumors just keep your ears to the ground if anything strange starts happening at to-to-to Fest this weekend yeah just talk to the locals you know see what's up strangers from out of town maybe they see things they're strange that we don't notice all right well you know I keep hearing about these chemtrails but I haven't really seen any yeah the the government they were doing those experiments last year I guess I mean we've probably all been exposed but I haven't seen a plane in any year they haven't flown anything over here the waitress comes up with the billing hey boss can I get you anything else yeah can you tell me about the chemtrails I get the camera rolling another one really really a note what do my knees just here's a humerus I'm at work honey maybe you can talk me up to my shift but I'm not come on we're working - hey Frankie's asking me about chemtrails to leave the bathroom good footing let's go ask Frank well good time too Frank let's go ask him okay I love the ambush all right I leave some cash are you Frank Jake no Jake not with the show G don't do this Frank come on not stop this Frank when was the last time you saw the chemtrail daughter told me that I was on this and they were took no more okay no more with this well why why I will call I are you doing all the police I hold the camera down but I'm clearly stupid here thank you Frank why Frank just tell us about the chemtrails when was the last time as much as you do want the Kendra what do you come on is it true that we've all been exposed I don't look I don't care look I can breathe you can breathe clanking okay are you excited for two to two fast Frank I gotta admit it's been really nice to have this many customers we have a haven't this place popping in in a year yeah who's your favorite band I've ever been yeah your favorite band the Doobie Brothers - Doobie Brothers yeah what are you from the nineteen fifties the nineteen seventies 15 70s all the same man grow up I heard girl talk might be there and he might sample the Doobie Brothers excuse me - - too fast all right yeah are you gonna go I'm gonna be here I mean look it's gonna be hungry kids you know I'm coming back I mean it's a four night event though there's sleep in there aren't they yeah but they'll be coming in at night you know yeah yeah all right all right we'll be open hey come back hey you open we'll come back okay yeah the sun's lete that tell me tell me okay thank you the sun's dipping down so we're heading to camp we're gonna head okay hey tell your friends best french fries will do it's seasoning all our wines so do you give that to somebody else yeah that's French for happy that's the last line okay so Erica and Jake it is the opening night of the fest of two to two fists and it's not we're waiting outside to get in and there are lines of lots of people like maybe not maybe not a couple of thousand but like definitely like over a thousand people which is for this town massive insane numbers then we're waiting in line they've got like a chain-link fence and already it looks a little rinky-dink and there's there's a TV monitor by the the fence that we all kind of like have been like eying and right now it just says to to to fast on it a little looping graphic that doesn't loop perfectly it like it like jumps you know sure and and yeah Jake and I are checking we've checked our gear everything seems fine and as Jake is putting a camera into his bag a carved occult symbol rolls out of his backpack Oh No and I I see it Jake what is that I don't know you don't it fell out of your bag you don't know what that is I don't know someone put that in your bag and you didn't see it I don't know where it came from I start rolling Jake you've seen a cymbal fall out of your bag i zoom in on it and you don't know where it's Frye don't know where this came from tell me about it this is minute one we're just outside of the camp and some strange symbol it looks like it could possibly be from the Mesozoic Age there's some kind of it could be Aztecs yeah I mean this predates definitely the Winchester house it predates it all it's very roughly carved yeah I don't know if they used like a screwdriver or a bowie knife but another rock or another rock I I have not seen this before in it and it just ripped fell out of my bag we will we will keep our eyes peeled for more strange symbols appearing unbidden in people's packs for around 2 to 2 fest and we will keep you posted directly great great great Josh good stuff dude what is this I don't know it really or not I swear I swear you put it in there right thank you showed a surprise Mel I didn't catch me off guard would have been a great idea but I didn't do the lack ah all right bag check uh guy comes up giant huge flashlights like okay like looks in your eyes oh yeah we doing today ah we're good we're great I haven't had a sip yeah yeah we're gonna have a great have a good save time tonight aren't we great all right let's take a look at those bags get some with some video equipment here video men do a show online whoa what couple magazines holds out the the roughly carved a cult symbol wow we got here honestly we don't know I'm sorry you guys that just showed up in his bag pretty cool yeah cool does it mean anything to you does it mean anything to me yeah uh there's no golden glimmer in his eyes oh yeah man wait a minute yeah I don't I don't think either of you should have this what but Sir no it's ours as a matter of no excuse meexcuse me i am security for this event uh as a matter of fact I'm gonna get calling some other people I'm gonna need you yeah there's a little roped-off area over there we see that yellow tape over there in that little area there's one other guy over in that area not somebody you're gonna want to hang out with you just go over there real quick I just hang out they'll be really great we're gonna you know got a lot of people in line here we want to really get to get people in oh all right yeah I'll remember your faces you're the the weirdos with the cameras oh I mean everyone's got cameras here man yeah not a camera like that though that's a you're something with one you're not just shooting memories with your friends with that camera that's your you're some JFK conspiracy level camera work going on over there why is it always JFK it was an inside job are you speaking ill of the greatest american president right now no I'm just saying learn some other file footage meanings you know it's always Oh JFK anytime there's file footage yellow tape yellow tape yes yeah they go over the yellow tape there's a tall man six foot four long sideburns let me see your camera I show it to them but I don't hand it to a hand okay sir who are you what what security your security you're in the roped-off area like us I'm security sir I don't know if I feel comfortable with this and you can Jacob hey do you know what this means and I show him this symbol the guy thought took it ah okay do I know what wouldn't there's a guy it was a symbol it had like a spiral yeah there's like as a roughly card spiral with in toward on rock medallion four dots circular how many spikes - like - like two spikes yes on the end of the spiral and then in the middle of the spiral yeah yes there's spikes I didn't really think about it like that dead you're both dead I start rolling no you're both dead he goes under the yellow taping will you sir sir wait you're both dead you're both gay you're both dead you're both dead he runs away so this is great all right we each have one more scene in act 1 we're boys and through act 1 here Kyle mmm-hmm it's up to you what's Olivia up to okay so Olivia is she's talking to the manager of this event the the musical manager whomever that is not not the event manager right the person in charge of the musical talents okay in an office Neil okay she's talking with Neil Neal I am I'm happy to be a part of this event I'm happy to be invited no one this is important I I work in this town if anyone finds out that I and princess but dance idly I'll be fired so the lights must remain off for my entire performance is that understood yes if a flash comes off in the audience I will be discovered so do you want me to comment skate all the cameras need you to confiscate every camera in the audience I'll let the festival I don't know with all these hipsters are gonna give up their cameras so easily yeah you just lost princess but dance no no so I'll get it done Oh get it down get all those cameras whoa I'm not done with my demands abuse of light I only want to perform for 15 minutes 15 but you're booked for 45 I don't want to be here okay I don't want to be at the event look they paid good money to see you now you're taking their cameras and your shortchanging them on time mm-hmm because what I says goes hard 15 minutes I'll stall four times lastly I want to mask I want to mask but what kind of mask some kind of freaky birdcage or something something I'll throw even if somebody sees me if there's a flash of lightning I'll still be hidden we've got a JFK mask mm-hmm that's kind of I get it I get it yeah that's cool okay I love the JFK yeah that's like really raw all right I'll get that for you okay thank you very much Neal oh and Neal let's have sex what but he's got to escape before his lies are discover yeah yeah what why you got it all right Sean all right Sean snappy Sims or snap me rather is at the bottom of the staircase of the cabin the the two floor cabin apartment complex where to to to actually is and there is a security guard at the base way stair inside of their camp inside the lodge yeah we're in now baby yeah well no I got anyway before the YouTube joke you guys worried about equipment and all that sighs you're the fourth person in line I've been in four hours yeah yeah I have like eight wristbands full of various colors and I am arguing with the security guard I have it right here it says two to two and that says that I can actually go inside of the two to two room and according to this sheet that I have right here this the information sheet it says that was gonna be open at 8:00 p.m. it's 8:35 right now I haven't got an update I know the staff has my cell phone number the security guard takes out a water bottle all right sorry like a little spray bottle yeah show me your arm what what what the water sticks to his arm you can't go in there I quit now like this hour you cannot no sir you may not enter excuse me what do you mean excuse me I mean I paid good no no these wristbands work does this not you two you're at to-to-to fest okay go enjoy music you cannot go in this room then why does it say specifically in bold font here that it says I can go in this room like what hat what changed why do you tall slender woman with blond hair and a high tight ponytail approaches the security garden leans over into your ear and whispers something and your face kind of goes pale and then she like goes back to room two to two like standing outside the door of room 2 to 2 and like looking at it like this alright so um huh you know just go oh just leave wait leave leave by going upstairs into two to two or lit know what leave here leave what go home leave the building or leat go home go go back to my tent go home what is your name what well is your name my name is Sean but my friends call me is that Sean go home leave okay okay I see oh you know what you know what I you know what I get it okay I can't go into two two two okay sure no it's good no you know no you know what you know what I shouldn't say this because I really want to get like in the whole spirit of everybody alright but you are really good at your job really you sure I don't know who she is if I find her later like getting a hot dog or something I will tell her that you are amazing at your job I don't want you to know that and you're really great I hope we meet together again and I will yeah I'll be back I'll come back the security guard like a tear drops down his eyes oh are you doing - what are you doing I'm asking which you can't ask the people to see what they get Huber's so it's a red dye well let's do it so that's to me exists my scene yeah yeah I'll I will I'll be I'll be back you know later so you don't end the so I turn around and I head back and I don't see it but I just hear like huh and I spin back around and he's there in his head is decapitated the eyes are still like looking at me like scared you know it'll be kind of blinking and like blood is pumping out and I'm like yes I'm like oh like get up close and actually put my finger in the blood like that's so awesome oh oh I can't I mean I can't they don't want me to go this is so cool okay unfix as you wash away oh drops of water fall from the ceiling onto the headless corpse oh but you don't see it scene yeah okay so make sure you don't lose your other two guys cuz those are in those are yours right these are over from the PERT from the you give the red dye to someone else yeah you got that sorry Kyle take your red yah okay now does Jake Stern okay Jake and Erica are at the music area we're at the music at the we are at the music we're at the concert yeah so the it's like in between bands another band is coming on and we're trying to interview people and we're just hanging out sure this music was so three months ago yeah and it's way too loud are all our interviews are nothing we can't hear anything over the music yeah I don't know what they're doing with this bass and treble come on are you saying the mix is bad terrible mix okay absolutely terrible I mean I could talk to Neil and see who cares it loses lighting too so three weeks ago God you seem upset Jake are you all right it's just it's too mainstream here I'm not okay with it hey dude shut up yo we're BPM T all right we got 12,000 followers how many do you have I don't care dude just shut up we're just trying to enjoy music yeah enjoy MGMT yeah they're still relevant yeah we like them first bro then we stopped liking him okay yeah their second album was kind of whatever you know what the program yeah I mean it's cool that they're in a pod yeah he's gone God my shoes are so like four hours ago Oh what's up I don't you know that ever since that symbol popped out I just I'm getting a weird vibe but I haven't been able to shake it either I'm getting a weird feeling you got its hooks in it has a powerful energy you know you know what's weird I wasn't gonna say anything but until like later after MGMT cuz I kind of still like him uh but I've been feeling I don't know you're gonna think it's weird but I got a hunch mmm-hmm ever since I saw the symbol I've been feeling strangely drawn like that way the northeast I think me too really yes what there's the energy I've been feeling an energy and I've been eyed we need to go over there I agree I think you look in that direction and you see the security guard already like that at the farthest point you can see in that direction Kylie I get the camera okay i zoom in out yeah Jake Jake Jake look the security guard that took the symbol from us he's already over there I read shields drawn to I reach to drink from my flask and what what's round Jake it's another symbol this is it's almost identical but it has three spikes previous simple Jake it is three I drop it on the ground Shawn picks it up whoa buddy Shawn Hey sure finally where the hell of you bend your drop but it's gotta be better than this look at this Johnny Shawn what they keep showing up we don't know where they come from I know they're from all over the place I talked to a guy who came in from Toronto ki a Toronto can you believe it came all the way down for this festival sure no there are people all over the map the people the symbols the car the roughly carved occult symbol sure we're really the only people in the entire festival talking right yes we're trying to listen shut oh we're in the back man the back is where people talk that guy just wanders forward eagerly to stop and fly but let's go there let's go over there Shawn are you in mine for what we've we're on it we're on the case you madam T on the case C CMT is on the case things are afoot hmm mysteries beep EMT or MGMT hmm of course I'll go with you guys yes four days come on where'd you go spin out why did it take you something to get in here dude they kept looking at the cameras that security guard we're gonna go over there he took the other symbol that we had pretty good two symbols Oh weird that hot guy with the flashlight mmm yeah yeah I guess he's all right I like his hair he's a little out of gel lot of gel that's that's kind of you know is that to say that's kind of three weeks ago yeah yeah but yeah he's cute you should ask him out he's kind of into the symbol you've got a symbol I got an in white tie so they show up they walk up to the scenery got the flashlight filming still yeah sir sir sir it's not my show now you're the security you know this so you've got to court yourself hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this sir may be off-limits I don't know look all right yeah you got a whole bag full of those great no no what no we don't have a whole bag is one and it has three spikes instead of two okay you're saying number of spikes on these things is relevant but we both felt drawn over here and we come over here and look who we find can we find how I give you I'm not for a couple hours I'm paid security at this event I don't hire you hang out here me all the the event organizer where's the music Oregon I'm the music organizer well he and organizes everything music is the main thing to be organized at this event everything falls under music Shan touches his chest you're Sean as well right okay I've moved by that yeah oh no no no Sean touches the security guards chest oh just hey everybody you're really handsy you're shoving symbols in my face or something like am I gonna have to bring more security over here look look friend you did you didn't come to this event to just listen to music and just hang out you got to get your camera's up on everybody okay I'm James he's old news yeah but also we're on your side we felt pulled over here to buy the cymbals if you're on my side you'll you'll turn around right now and you'll go back and bring some law and order to this crazy event and and the spikes don't mean anything all right I've started this thing for two hours I need this bike so mean anything what no and I'm gonna have to confiscate that other one fine all right okay don't go throwing symbols around to other people and pretending that you didn't bring them here fine I'm filming both symbols as they go together it seems like maybe there's a gold Sheen that goes over them but it's hard to tell all right Erica let's go back and listen to the music yeah come on Sean we walk you to shop hands to yourself yeah uh we we walk you got the kind of what done no I know I know we wanna well you're just about to succeed sure we walk over there and when I it's also a question of what they're trying to do like trying to I'm not signing them from investigating I go oh security guard there's to that guy punched that guy over there and that guy did just punch second yeah oh yeah and in a shuttle showed up with the closer as soon as you go the three of us Jake Shawn and myself run for the Northeast pastures okay sure I wanna know I was yet you fix so give the white guy to final scene in act 1 it's Shawn Jake and Erica still filming running to the northeast and we see we're going for a little while and we get to there's there's a there's a chain-link fence or at the edge of the the event but there's a hole in the fence like it's been pulled back like broken and pulled back and so we crawl under and we we go for a little while we're all still feeling pulled even Shawn is feeling it now and we get to the mouth of a small cave and and I'm filming and I just say - Jake I'm like Jake this this could be it this could be the real deal man I've seen the descent one too many times I don't do caves well alright okay okay well I mean you've got I mean okay this is exciting but you guys know this was this was probably planned by the effect you know there's probably like like there's probably some other kind of stuff but you know when you go to a club and like downstairs there's all the people there's like another private room or something there's like the private room they know you can see I wish we could get past that rope but you can't but then there's the real room see this is that room I mean this is Tom Cruise is probably in there or something you know it's like Tom you think Tom Cruise is in the home hey Kurt I don't I don't know you know Shawn do you remember the episode we did last year in Louisiana with the witch yeah did you you know it was real right did that happen did that happen sure yeah as real as was real as the other you know the other video goes videos you guys make they're all real they're all real be like we like in quotes you know I mean there's say they're all real these things happen to us oh I know but just kind of the what you know there's a difference between the way you perceive them in the way that they can be perceived on on video you know like I didn't have the same experience you have so I I had this I stopped the count I did what saying that you don't believe in the paranormal Shawn I I want to believe baby listen like this is our lives we've dedicated our lives to this oh sure oh sure and I'm happy that you are allowing me to be a part this is very exciting you know I tried to do you know you know I tried to get into to-to-to earlier in the actual room I got a deluxe supreme premium ticket ran there they were telling me oh by the way this is hilarious these are the ones I got any what brings up his phone he's just like look at this guy just like the body like leave that awesome so yeah yeah so that's so they like pretend to kill this guy in front of me wait and then like no so I can't get in the room now that's that's real my sister told me all about the decapitations last month she saw all the bodies we all heard about the decapitation so that's like the whole thing and so they like to swap the dummy was this don't know this this there's an official that when where was this symbol where was this oh you know I didn't even see that look at that they did way you took yeah sure where was this spikes back at two to two I mean that has four spikes gee I'm telling you it's all we're gonna get it to a place is gonna be like balloons and mimosas and it's gonna be a hole it's give me a whole separate thing it's like an older flash from inside the cave did you see that strobes all right Shawn Jake you can stay out here Shawn let's go into this cave okay uh okay you go first I'll film you oh let's do this okay let's go all right so we go same kind of dancing yeah we go into the cave but the cave gets tight yeah we yeah crawl I've got a butterfly knife that I get out nice Shawn are you okay up there oh yeah we're like crawling pretty dark though this is getting very oh I have a light I think I take a little light okay oh I've got a knife Jake there are symbols all over the walls in here they all have they'll have four spikes like the other one that we just saw the spirals I don't get it the light flickers for a second and then when it comes back all of them have five spikes ah Shawn did you see that they they all have more spikes now along the spiral what is 4k projection they're doing a lot a lot now with like theme park attractions and stuff projection yeah they'd have to be rear projecting these maybe I don't like it Eric here we go man getting tighter oh yeah I don't like this general let's get out of here man nobody's discovered this year Jay this we come back and find those just cool we come back Leigh like 200 people are gonna be in this clip it's not gonna be cool think you got to pull me out get my feet out I'm getting stuck okay he's pulling me and I'm like I like try to grab Sean but I'm carrying like the flashlight in a camp touches a door huh Sean are you okay up there what is it uh you know I'm just trying to what this really feels like rock you know like I thought it would be some kind of a plaster thing but like it's really got some of my fingers too weird let's go let's go I'm just get all gonna get picture of it oh okay the door swings open Oh Sean ohh Sean what's up what's happening it's complete darkness in there Sean Sean Sean Sean runs deeper you like hear the echo of like he's found an exclusive and we're not there be BMT let's go okay we start crawling back into the cave yeah scene mm-hmm and of Act one oh my god it's a white yeah I mean I think the black tie thing happened but okay so that is the end of Act one so now everyone rolls the dice that they have in front of selves that was a white red die I guess so it's white okay we have only black oh yeah oh yeah now is in classic fiasco not almost appropriate for the job severely appropriate yeah yeah very okay so now you add up your if you have a black guy which I believe you're the only one you subtract that from whichever number is lower you subtract out of the higher number and that's your number yeah so weird and I got white six so I think it's me and Jones doing the teal okay you can the tilt is an all-purpose kind of like stuff enhancer for act 2 where where's the teal table where is it I just saw the word teal the tilt where does it tilt table it's blowing my mind right now it was back here can we can we like invite a red die like if we decide in a scene like I'm gonna die or someone else is gonna die yeah just like no okay all right so you can kill people in scenes right there no but it's up to the other players to decide whether that's there doesn't have to be a red bag for a death people can die left and right we just pick whatever one of you picks the broad category one of you fills in Jones is these dice for the numbers I like to be broad I would like to do tragedy okay I want some tragedy up in here oh we don't have any for a catch is very light right now we could use some tragedy all right so we don't use forties okay burn too too cool so Jones we got one three one three five and six for the that I think the death is too simple I think yeah for tragedy oh absolutely I kind of like confusion followed by pain confusion followed by pain yeah yeah okay so write those down and those will be the all-purpose enhancers for act 2 any scene can utilize confusion followed by pain in a tragic form or it could come up once who's to say pork desert we will be right back with act 2 after this brief intermission all right act 2 starts now go Kyle princess but dance is about to get on stage Europe where's my mask here said JFK mask it was quick yeah she puts it on he said he had it he said it well we got a JFK mass uh she has a like a golden bodysuit and she says I mean is anything going wrong tonight is everything been fine just minor disturbances but nothing out of the ordinary can you just make one call around just bad vibes this is Neal any disturbances going on oh good looks like we're all clear I heard one voice say no all good Neal is that is that fine that's all good I didn't recognize the voice if they say it's all fine okay hmm you know I create do you know what you know I created princess button ants to deal with the stress to deal with this that's it's for the best I'll just get out there I'll get out there hmm there's nothing what's up cut you outside the cave yeah hello Erica goes princess but dances let it go on that I don't want to miss it alright I'm sure Shawn will be fine let's get them over there real quick okay back to you so all the lights go out machine start out and all you hear is clip cut shake your cow and then princess but dance just the music just goes and it's completely black no one can see princess but dance dancing but you just hear the clip and the crowd is going nuts off in the distance princess but hands getting nervous now she does wanna be seen but there might be right in front of thing for a second you can see it like a woman in a gold dress red with a shift key mask on and it's gone and you know she tries to keep going but the audience starts turning that JFK why don't you that's an appropriate that's an appropriate to show things now that the crowd starts going inappropriate music cuts the lights turn back on princess but dance stands and she doesn't know what to say she she she peels the mask off everyone my name is Olivia she takes a shot to the chest a burst of blood falls over dead the crowd cheers wildly they think they did it they understood what happened it was beautiful and they're going nuts like alright back your life is a reference okay the crew very quickly and non panic Lea removes you from the stage yeah yeah I was like a brooms oh and then and then Erika and Jake arrive they show oh yeah what happened what did we miss it was the best there's no way but did this topping that you're right what did you ah she like exploded and blood and if dominatrix slice it was like clearly the 70s word by Debbie got a strong 75 that's what she was trying to say I don't like dis little relation to the cake I gotta find Neal I gotta take the camera I'll be right back I gotta find Neal and sit all right so an actor you keep the dice you were given so now it's Sean's turn Sean went through the mysterious door in the mystical cave what are you up to uh so I got to shunt pitch-black nothing can't roam door closes Ling hello hello oh okay okay all right okay I pull out my cell phone turn on the flashlight on the cell phone and I look around and there are tons of drawings all sorts of weird squares and all sorts of stuff like some drawings connecting some drawings pointing at other drawings but no doors no seeming to notice any way to get out of here but I'm loving it and I look over and I see one drawing looks kind of weird like what I go over and like get a little bit closer and it's like kind of look like somebody like in a jumpsuit or something wearing some mask like a weird mask and I'm like what and there's like all these like lines pointing toward it and like angry faces and I'm like what that's weird okay no like I go over and there's the Roman numeral two to two it's like like a prominent thing that like comes up in other villain numeral two to two yeah six eyes what do you do it what do you mean oh you mean like what would it be it would be see it would be sees you see I I right no no we need it mean I think it's C XII it but that's just one hundred I think it would be like to xx III okay anyway so yeah XXII well it's like if you were saying I don't see C it would either be CC or to see I don't know how roaming okay we have to I well I would I would venture that it would be two to two because you're on same base to use your lighting 220 yeah okay you're saying two to two that's important what so good thank you there are twos yes - rocky - rocky - Rocky V and that's fascinating and I'm like and then all the sudden my hand starts to burn and the weird little like film I got just it starts like kind of eating away at my left hand I'm like oh my god uh-huh and then it makes one of the little symbols like kind of burns in one of the little the circle with five spikes on the end like in my hand and I'm like oh oh that's so cool just kind of shake it off you like gets gets better and I'm just like oh that's amazing oh my god touches your shoulder oh it's Tom Cruise and he's a jerk Tom Cruise well takes the camera away and then walks deeper into the cave no I need and I can't yeah okay follow you for what like yeah yeah yeah you want to go deeper in the game yeah there's it someone's you can see you're like there's some doorway yeah I was like an open door I didn't see before yeah oh boy I don't know yeah sure yeah oh yeah it was like some door that he goes through this starts ha that's what I like running and like just like pass the door like okay but I can't see anything now so I just get on all fours and I start just like feeling along the dirt and I eventually feel that there's like a clearly one side to the right of me as like a wall that goes up and the other left side is like a drop zone like okay it starts get kind of cold wet and wet yeah definitely yes well I can hear yeah there's yeah though the air just feels like a little more moist so I'm like okay so I'm just kind of like on all fours like holding the the edge and moving my way down and I can see at the bottom like just as I start kind of spiraling down this this walk away I can start to see at the bottom that there's water at the bottom of this cave and that I can see the reflection of the water somewhere and I get I get to a point where I can finally see like just over the edge and I can actually see something down there and it is a from the top I can see three like yin-yang symbols that are like in a circle sort of like the three circles that are like themselves like you know kind of like the Triforce you know like their selves making like a circular image and there's a bunch of people I don't recognize that are all like kind of standing in the circle they're all holding torches is that Bjork what is that guy I know I heard that song before had my camera what is this guy and I like I checked like I check my like wristbands I'm like it's it I miss the symbology of the gangs like like no like I don't have that on there and I can see very clearly now that he has gotten to the bottom there that Tom Cruise is walking up towards towards the pedestal yeah he gets to to this stone pedestal that's at the just a small staircase overlooking all these people that are around this thing and he walks up and addresses the crowd he takes the phone hi puts it down on the pedestal a gold flash the lights gone but the walls light up all the way up as if energy is channeling up through back up to the surface got one yes oh wait oh wait no wait what but I have wait you give me a red dye for this scene right a black - it seems like something bad happen to you but you need a guy but you got the right guy yeah uh all right so now it's Jake so Jake when Lex is hanging out it's still at the dance floor which is a field he lives for leaves for a second pulls out a closeout of phone operation red raccoon is a go Oh copy that red raccoon target is down subject has entered the room how do you wish me to proceed proceed with the plan as previously devised that's firm enough divert do not divert affirmative I go find Erica Eric man what are we gonna do you know we left snappy we left snappy at the cave and I think we should go back I think we should go back to the cave I was talking to Neil when you came up and I turned back to you and I see Jake um I can do that but in in 50 minutes 50 minutes yeah what look Jake there's something you don't know about me and my sister is that we we are electronic music superstars she is princess but dance and I am queen ass blaster this whole time this whole time yeah how dare you look you know how much I love that music Jake Jake I'm sorry I didn't tell you but how do you think we're able to afford all our gear and and the website and trips to Louisiana 14,000 and the followers on YouTube look fourteen thousand subscribers on YouTube is okay but we're not making enough money to buy plane tickets to Louisiana on that I used my miles for that flight well I told you you didn't have to use your miles I said I would get the flight but look anyway my sister is gone I don't know where she is and my set starts in five minutes I have a 45-minute set so now I either stay here and watch what I've always wanted to see live yeah ass-blaster look let's just I'll just do a quick set and then we'll go save Sean alright put only no Vanessa life-form together Moses watch only if you sing back that train up then I'll stay girl you know how I'm gonna finish this set can you start with it and then I can go don't go to this cave without me I want to go to the cave ah don't make me choose black dye you know what Erika I gotta go Neal I'm out I can't do my set what we oh look look look use my body double just play the tape it's fine alright I wear the mask anyway - uh pause do you know she's dead no Neal will probably tell you right hey this is a different Neal humor is the other Neal we got it Jones Neal all of a sudden oh what oh yeah they're identical twins okay we're yeah are you Adam or Neil you looked at me when he said Neil so I was being I think what he was kneeling right yeah yeah I'm Adam yeah yeah okay wait Adam damn it where's Neil uh I don't know where Neil is we're missing right now what where is Olivia my sister we're princess but dearest we're still still trying to figure out the logistics it was some kind of performance stunt or something like you're not planning on doing some weird like suicide trick or something like suicide trick yeah they're trying to resuscitate your sister right now like she pretended to get shot or something take me to her body take me to her okay I'm at all right I mean you don't have security clearance but I mean I guess your favorite performer we look real Neil shows up Neil what's going on where is Olivia what is happening I can't do my set where's the lift she's in the back is she okay she's fine she's fine everything's fine yeah can I see Olivia no you have to perform now I can't perform now well you're up but okay Kyle wait did you take the black dye for that yeah is that you ever seen no it was my scene okay all right you gonna die for your scene yeah how did your scene end I think that was Hueber scene was that hubris all went down all right so that's perfect so that became my scene said guy okay so thank you so what happened was Jake had to split up he made the call like I got a huge glitter yeah they forced me on yeah so I'm up there now I'm doing my set okay it's the last song I'm doing of the evening back Petrina back my of my set I'm like second-to-last yeah so the night it's nighttime yeah your body doubles sitting in a chair disappointed all right I'm gonna do back that train up or whatever just give me a second I got to switch costumes and go over to the body double and I say Susan yeah you're up I got a run do you mean it I mean it you're up okay you can do this here's the mask I believe in you I believe in you remember that remember the eight ball change up toward the end of the song you got it you matter all right I've been working really hard on this I trust you Susan you're the best thank you the best in the biz thank you so much thank you and I run off I'll call you tomorrow okay yeah yeah call it yeah tomorrow so I run off and I tried Susan trips and she Brooke twists her ankle death Erika twisted ankle what's going on over here I can't go on look we got a show to Ronnie there I can't go on it's gotta be here like it's better than nothing I physically pick you up and just like take care of you out onstage is gonna drop you there not the solution has gone with it okay i high-five me all the way back guys I go I just look over to Susan she's looking at me and I just go mm-hmm and then I run off not to the cave but to the lodge that has the rooms that has room to to to in it okay and I and I run to the base of the stairs and there is the body is gone but there's blood everywhere and drips of water still and the symbols gone the the little marking with the symbol and I and I run up to outside of room 2 to 2 and I open the door and the the I see TV monitors a bunch of TV monitors and a man sitting with his back to me in a chair looking at all the monitors and there are monitors of like all the areas of the camp a monitor down in the cave showing you on the walk it's like a night-vision you're on the walkway Tom Cruise is giving his speech all the symbols and then there's like a water meter to the right and it's at the number five out of seven great and then the the person in the chair spins around and and it's Steve event planner Steve and who I know cuz he was from he'd been living in the town planning the event you know and I go Steve uh and then Steve looks to someone that I hadn't noticed and he goes take her out and then the blonde woman the blonde tall woman chokes me out from behind that's black guy I'm assuming did you actually receive one yeah I got let's make sure we know we have to read to Red's in to Black's who likes okay okay so it's a year ago whoa Olivia is a management bandaging up Steve he's got like a cut on his arm nice and steve says uh what do you know about the Aztec culture and Olivia says that what do you mean you know it's a very advanced culture they had many technologies I weren't figured out for many years later like calendars and social media look at that possibly mean I've seen some etchings that update as occurrences happen pegs that change and Olivia says you mean you need to stop okay it's been a it's been a very difficult night for me and I don't need more I don't know I don't need more of this please she tries to rinse off some blood and notices that the water doesn't like no mean it doesn't says you should become part of it the network the pop culture you should become part of it the end of the season lívia stares out horrified and seen and that was the day princess but dance was boring right yeah did Queen ass-blaster come soon after at a queen ass posture like exist before that or uh I was approached separately perhaps alright we're back in the cave and and Tom Cruise is getting to the end of his speech Tom says it's like and now that the rocks have decreed the earth itself has told us when the time will come we now require the sacrifice for the great communion of souls on this planet and Shawn can't take it anymore and Shawn just runs out Mike runs out into the circle and he's like it's me no I like to everyone's just like I'm sorry I'm sorry okay I'm sorry I that I don't know if I should be in here or not but I'm here and I just see all of these other things that are happening that were clearly distractions and I don't know if I'm ruining that all of you regret I like actually like touch like what I call just like you were fantastic all of you were great I love your costumes I don't know if this is like the way this is supposed to go if you like want to continue like a we shooting this or something is this being live-streamed like I don't know if this if I'm getting in the way or something like that but I just want to offer myself I just want to say I'm here I just felt bad being in the shadows and hiding and spying on all you wonderful people and you just you just love it it's really great and Mike my god Tom Cruise my god okay so Tom Cruise becomes Olivia Munn just cut to Steve in in the monitor yeah and he turns and he goes you know he says to the woman he says s the kid figured it out Tom's moved to phase two yeah back to the cave and olivia munn says it's not supposed to go like this it's oh did I mess it up yes okay should I go out do you want to totally go back out I won't tell anybody but I can tell just go we can hang out by then she looks at the guys I came to do we do we do we do it now a voice comes over and Steve's voice comes over the speaker that you no one has seen yep in the cave and and he just says face - approved oh okay okay so the like they shove the Center pedestal down like yank some blades out of the wall just like yeah and uh like the cultists are like staring at each other like this this is this is right you know your mom like grabs the spear and says okay I on your knees okay and just basically like takes the spear into Sean's mouth and just shoves it just I'm mostly into it like the first like couple seconds and then when I realize I can't like the pain it's like it's okay you know like but then when I realize like I can't breathe yeah and it's probably punctured like a major organ yeah then I'm like wait but like I can't really say anything at that point and probably can't move so like there there is a bit of screaming and fear you know before I eventually pass but like it's indistinguishable from just natural bodily function like yeah right stuff like that so yeah there's a lot he flops over dead and nothing happens there's a there's an awkward pause and then the voice Steve's voice comes over he goes ah and his blood is going into the pool his blood into the water yeah yeah and it's not working no it's not forming the lines like it should we're at five it should that should be six it should work it's not happening ah we shouldn't have rushed it I knew we rushed it we shouldn't have rushed it um should I clean off the pole clean off the pole the ceiling shakes and two SWAT team members drop in they say he's dead and they fought back up red raccoon right debris oh yeah yeah what's that the cops Steve's voice was that the cops yeah I think that was I think that was what's going on out there I'm moving us to phase three phase three okay phase three the other cultures like just get out of the room yeah and just always they go back home they go back yes claim Colombia mud transforms into william h macy cx-5 Jake heads over to - - - whoa oh okay so Jake's it - Tooting he knocks on the door three times nothing else the door opens and it's room two to nine the stoners them just kidding no we're doing it Oh what uh there's a dog laughing up dr. pepper yeah hey man what's up need condoms no I get I'm ready Shh hqu Turks everything is fine who is this hello hello who are you I'm the condom guy I give up free condoms as part of the program here at the hospital you're you're at the hospital you look a little confused yes look hey oh yeah you said you did oh right right right yeah hey Jake whoa wait how do you know my name Jake it's me Razzie I've known you for years man look you're at the hot look hey Jake you're at the hospital it's been a rough couple of nights things went a little haywire at the at the to-to-to fest you know the ground kind of opened up and everyone got kind of like know what I was just there like three seconds ago nobody you've been in the hospital for two days no yeah almost everyone is dead the ground opened up and it was like a giant like blender thing it just chopped up like everyone hellmouth a helmet you know but helmet yeah they had a Hellmouth I guess the government was working on it but they like hand it and now some guy named Steve like took it over he was trying to get some like Mayan ritual to go the Aztecs okay I immediately delete like opened the door and try to leave uh yeah you got in the hallway and it is just like the hospital it's a very busy hospital there are like people I'd like people missing limbs like there's floods is everywhere like things are at pandemonium it's like insanity what day is it that's it's Tuesday a nurse says where am i you're you're in the regional Community Hospital sit down yeah no I I'd leave the hospital mm-hmm he runs out and the streets are like abandoned seems like everyone is like left town yeah the hospital is chaos there's blood all over the place but the town is like dead I hope it to the diner okay okay Frank's Frank is there and there's one table of people their backs are to you it's a blonde another woman and a man who you can't see because their heads are blocking I only want a table just you Frank Frank yeah you saw me today right it's good to see it's good to see you today fell right I was in here today no no I haven't said I haven't seen you since before no no I understand I know we all been through a lot all right I go over to the table it's it's the blonde woman Steve and Erica Erica's hands are beneath the table whoa whoa Erica what happened Jake where have you been what do you mean you went on stage I went over to to to to to I went on stage I switched out for my body double at the end she got shot in the head and then the ground opened up everyone's dead almost I went up to 2 to 2 I was up in 2 to 2 Eve had been planning some crazy thing and now he's got me he's got razy is it crazy yeah hand comes on they the blondes ik we saved your life is that so crazy I appreciate that you wanted to kill me right Erica let's go let's go shake she's not leaving Jake I can't I'm in handcuffs I can't I'm chained to the table with my bagels look what do you I don't know what kind of operation you're running here I don't know what this is but you release my friend you know we're part of BPM t all right have you heard of us BPM t Jake we got 14,000 followers spread the message by all means fine you'd be doing it on my camera they kick it like their faces it's just kind of like you could still see Eric I say I say Jake Jake Jake Jake I tried filming him it doesn't work Jake Jake cool you know to buy these old damn cameras sorry I'm sorry I just think that DV tapes are more reliable I know these are cooler but GG leaned in here wait in do you remember what your pocket you found the second symbol in you pull out a DV tape I say hide it I don't want to leave you Jacob it's it's too late for me Jake it's too late for me I don't want to leave you Eric just get out of this town and never come back I'll never forget you oh I'll never forget you either Jake Erica I I'm saying goodbye to my friend okay we can go let's go I slowly walked out I get in a car and drive away whoa see ya seen oh my goodness okay it's creeper it'sit's three months later okay and I am being held in a facility that is dusty and it's very hot out side mmm I don't know exactly where I am but I know I'm I know we flew for a long time and that no one is speaking English and then Steve and the blond woman come back in they've been like talking to me and grilling me because apparently they think I know something they think that I figured something out but I'm not sure that I did and they what they do is they torture me over and over but because I've been exposed to the chemtrails as long as they don't cut my head off I never die so they can just keep doing it and they've been doing this for months and I keep telling them I don't know anything I don't know what they're after I keep asking for my sister like it's it's rough and then finally Steve and and the blonde woman who's only been referred to as s yeah um they're out in the hallway and Steve says all right look this is fun but I really don't think she knows anything it must have been on that tape that she gave to Jake I don't know s what do you think like we teamed up with your organization because I thought you could help me crack this buy-in thing the Aztec symbols you know and like it kind of worked but the ritual wasn't complete you know like we had it at five it should have taken it should the kid Shawn went into the thing it was a little early but he should have been six hmm and then it should have pushed it to seven the Hellmouth should have been seven like they have to escalate seven should have been it should've worked but it didn't and honestly I think it's cuz II your peoples chemtrails people weren't dying right unless their head got cut off I didn't die the hellmouth only half worked mm-hmm and like I flew all the way out here with you I don't know help me out here Steve Steve Steve to think that my organization would benefit at all from anything you had to offer us you've been playing Steve and we're done we're done here we're done yeah we're just done mm-hmm look all I ever wanted to do was throw the world's most killer party and did I not grant you that wish the world's most killer party yeah you did hmm but I still don't know why I can't get wet I don't know what happened to me in that cave four years ago mm-hmm I don't know why any of this has been happening to me and I thought you guys understood these relics but you don't we do no we do you do not do we do so then why do you need Erica to tell you whatever she saw what do you think she saw that you don't know it's very it's hard to explain it is very likely that erica is a totem oak Oh and totem echoes Steve I thought you studied the the Aztec religion look yeah but like I read really slowly so I haven't gotten to the tease yeah it is confusing that all of their encyclopedias are by the the alphabetical order yeah I'm Phoenician alphabet yeah exactly it doesn't make a lot of sense Toto moko's our song tellers are storytellers when a totem OCO dies normally it's spread across the social media making the social media network stronger and it was very likely that either our princess or queen would be able to tap into the social media making its power stronger than ever and I'm starting to believe that Erika is that [Music] push you said they had to die could it be because of the chemtrails they weren't able to die suddenly alarms start going yeah I didn't think of that I didn't bring the alarms are going off most MMS flings the door back open to Erica's cell and she is gone yeah gone there's a little bit of water on the ground but in otherwise she's gone yeah uh and then s just goes [ __ ] snaps Steve's now okay opening up clearly for Camp death 300g it's a touch of moko's I'm gonna write that down yep Tomoko she and Erica probably is a totem oak oh okay so how do we treat the Reds do they he says they were white tiger two of them were white and two of them are black so maybe we make them optional so you can get better numbers or you make it up I guess yeah it was higher better or lower better the higher the number the better it is but I mean almost all of us are dead so I'm good so all right so just like add it to your higher number basically so take your red and then whatever number is higher add it to that so if I have a white six and a black five then add it to the white we don't have any red see oh yeah so you're just white one white one that's bad and I'm white five all right Kyle what do you got thirteen white Wow all right oh yeah these red dice make it doing it this way as makes it high but okay white 13 plus fan-fucking-tastic fat times ahead safe and secure that thing that would make your life better oh you got it absolutely and then some and then some more enjoy it maybe red dice should be black now we can do that the princess but dances music became intensely popular after her death spread all over nobody knew what she looked like you know some people like oh yeah all the phones were confiscated so yeah some people have stories that she was wearing at JFK masks and they got to see her face for a second before she was blasted open but oh and all those people fell into the Hellmouth most of them some rented out just like at limbs gone great so yeah there's basically only hearsay of what she actually appeared to look like and as her music spread people started talking about it more and more on Twitter and more on Facebook and Instagram people would just like make dance videos of themselves and you just see you see just an 11-year old girl watching like a dance video on YouTube listening to some princess but dance music and her eyes glimmer Golan's yeah yeah alright what did you have white ten oh boy yeah oh that's good job we broke the game yeah white ten not too shabby you made it out of her once our 28th okay that's better nothing to crow about not better but not on it not way worse either maybe the car is wrecked or your wife is leaving you and or there's a court date but compared to some of the other people you know gone so dead oh so Shawn wakes up and Shawn is because of the chemtrails John was not killed at the copper way Shawn is an absolute pitch blackness feels the boy feels the floor Gambas it's all mud it's this is all like a nod there's no walls there's nothing like and like no I am trapped clearly it was some kind of cave-in or something and I am just not even close like can't even like I think there might not be a lot of oxygen in this room like you know I'm kind of like delirious still have this giant rod like sticking out of my mouth and like I have no idea you know why I'm alive or how but I am positive 100% positive that nobody that went to this event got a giant spiked Pole shoved down their throat and met both Tom Cruise Olivia Munn and William itch may see it so even though I either slowly died to death through starvation or died because of starvation and then come back to life and then die again repeatedly for the rest of my existence yeah I got that one little bit of exclusivity and I'll take it yeah yeah cool one white one dreadful you are certainly dead probably from a self-inflicted wound for people you care about are also probably dead maybe through your own stupid ugly failure to say that you [ __ ] up is an insult to [ __ ] up in this you have redefined the term so Jake is in an underground bunker yeah and he's watching the tape and there's someone in the shadows watching it and all you see is just the light of the cigarette and Jake is talking to me saying look I did everything I could I followed the leads I I did the best I could you know this is only this was only step one you know step two we'll find him I promise we'll find him we'll get this done on the tapes you know it's going through there's like images now there's like slides and the symbols you can kind of see the word jackal and out from the shadows John jackal says I'll find my father myself and slit Jake's throat and it throws the cigarette on him and leaves so the red raccoon thing was like private ops yeah okay cool okay like some just like that's awesome okay all right white five miserable you are humiliated in a big public way and whatever reputation you once had is now in dirty pieces all around you you'll you'll never think of these days without a shudder of horror at your own aggressive stupidity so Sean has been starving to death dying awaking up starting to death and dying for a few years in the cave when suddenly Erika walks up out of the pool of water kind of like forming out of the surface of the water so like if you're looking at it from the side you'd see nothing underneath and her just coming out of the top and the caved in rocks she goes like this and the caved in rocks kind of like reformed the cave around them and she sees Sean it goes up she walks over any pulp oh oh she goes who the hell are you I'm savvy well just be quiet for a moment and then Shawn like is unable to speak for a second and then moments later Olivia comes up out of the water as well well and William H Macy comes up out of the water as well and hey Erica says my sister of my brother we have a problem we have a problem princess but dances music is performing well it's spreading the social network of our people and she turns to William H Macy but Lord jackal the the humans are figuring it out the government organization behind the chemtrails the technology they stole from us which is kind of ironically why their second experiment into our technology failed they know too much there's one woman whose name I'm not actually clear on she goes by many aliases but they all seem to start with s she's very close I I was listening in as they tortured me and she's piecing it together and I had to make my escape but things are getting too close they're getting too close to the truth and we need to stop them I'm afraid This Means War all right all righty ah we're still camped f3 right I mean there's no we'll have to think that one up ourselves oh geez there it is what are you writing down over there Erica Olivia and the shapeshifter that is Tom Cruise Olivia Munn and William H Maci yeah referred to as Lord jackal yeah are all totemo chose to camp death camp death to the deafening were you not chilled thrilled did did that just seep good Halloween vibes yeah I hope you also had fun my lights on vibes thank you yeah more twilight zone vibes hmm thanks Huber uh Rosie allies we do all kind of weird stuff check us out on easy Alice calm 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