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[Slot Machine Noise] [Rings] Great job, Sonic! Let's go! Not yet, we're almost at a hundred rings. [Buzzing] God damn it! It's okay, there's plenty more rings over there! No, no, hold on. It's fine. I got this. [Slot Machine Noise] [Buzzing] Just quit while you're ahead-- It's alright! I got a good feeling about this one! [Slot Machine Noises] [Rings] Okay! Look! You won! Can we go now? F#$% no, man! Are you crazy? I gotta ride this hot streak! [Slot Machine Noises] [Buzzing] That's my daughter's college fund! Relax, I'll get it back! I always get it back! Good evening, Mr. Hedgehog. It seems you've built up quite a bit of debt tonight. Aw, you know I'm good for it, Steve! You know I'm good for it! We're still gonna need some collateral. Nice job, Sonic! I told you you should have quit while you were ahead! You guys like furry animals? How about a double tailed fox? Oh, that'll do nicely. Hey, what's up guys? Hey, woah! What's going on? Where are you taking me!? Sonic! You son of a bitch! Here's a coupon for a free night's stay. Thank you for choosing Robotnik Casino!

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