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so as you can tell the video was pulled down a second time or this is going to be the third revision now and i am putting this video back up because uh lasso group is i did some research it's lasso group that's pulling down the video on behalf of paramounts to issue false vm ca claims and and and uh completely reject any sort of disputes whether it's a review criticism any of that they don't care uh and i know they don't care because these are manual reviews and they did it again so um in addition not only was our review transformative but it was also critiqued but then the second one was even more transformative i remixed the footage i used even less of the footage even though i didn't need to i used even less and now they want to continue to fight i'm ready let's let's go let's go i've been waiting for a case like this for a long time many years on youtube where a review is coming under uh you know a false dmc claims and trying to be suppressed and pulled down and i'm ready lasso group if you want to do this let's go okay so now i've uh did a third revision in fact i'm improving the video every time that you take it down uh so now not only is it transformative it's even more transformative i'm using even less of the footage even though i don't need to and and i'm also this is review and critique let me read this to you since you you can't bother to train your own employees article 13 fair use article 13 says in no way shall you affect legitimate uses and people will be allowed to use bits of copyright protected material for the purposes of criticism review parody or pastiche that is 17 u.s code 107 limitations on exclusive rights fair use the purposes and character of the use which you know what we're doing it for we're reviewing it including whether such as commercial nature or non-profit educational purposes number two the nature of the copyrighted work we it is a review a critique number three the amount and substantia substantiability of the portion used in 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the fact uh work is unpublished i'll not excel bar from finding fair use and finding his main consideration of all the above factors so when you go into court i need you to prove all the damages that we did to your video while i'll prove all potentially the extra revenue that we get to your video you're going to have to prove all of the damages that you lost you're gonna have to prove how our video was a complete substitute for your particular copyright award i'm tired of this guys i'm tired of this and i'm making a stand that's it okay lasso let's go okay so here is the third revision of the video okay i'm angry yes i'm angry i'm angry a little angry right now but you know what it's because i'm tired of these bigger companies pushing around uh creators and telling them what they can and can't do twitch is now out of control with that youtube has been out of control with that and i want to make a stand okay i want to make a stand and i i just if it's not set in stone if it's not cut and dry and clear on fair use then let's make it clear all right so let's do it so here is our third revision of the jiu-jitsu review in which we tell you go out and buy it because it is a ton of fun and uh and i have to have this up uh guys let's just check it out here we go let's see them let's see if they pull it down a third time and then i do a fourth revision let's go let's go hey guys uh so it's uh 8 21 p.m on thanksgiving uh got family over gotta sleep over hanging out but i just got a notification on my cell phone uh last night that i didn't see till now that paramount has decided to block our jiu jitsu review uh via a manual review i guess they didn't like what we had to say they didn't like that we used maybe less than two less than 10 seconds of footage for you know i don't know 10 different times equaling less than the freaking trailer in total time whatever guys uh but as not only is this our first episode of oj who forces us to watch bad movies but also as a promotion for lg's new projectors that you could buy for black friday i have to put this back up and i have to try to find a way to do it uh you know without you know paramount trying to stop us and block us so they blocked it worldwide and uh even though that's fair use and under a review but whatever uh so here's the version we're putting it back up sorry guys that the original went down i am going to dispute the original uh while we have this second version up but i need to have something posted uh for black friday in support of lg's new projector line and our new series with other joe in which he uh forces us to watch really bad movies like jujitsu which by the way we were ultimately positive yes we talked a lot of mess about the film but we also did have a good time with it so um suggest what what should we watch next on uh joe's uh bad movie reviews and know that uh we were filming uh uh call of duty and um spider-man miles morales just a day before i got a little preview footage here for you guys just to show you we are working on stuff uh we just got a little overwhelmed with holidays and then family flew in and everything so uh it's taken us a little bit longer but hopefully you guys can be patient uh so here is the uh modified review due to paramount being [ __ ] uh with their stupid manual review which i am disputing so uh guys enjoy this and uh thank you so much for bearing with us the last one got like 115 000 views which is really really good for a [ __ ] for a movie review number one and then number two a b movie review and number three a video nobody asked for like jiu jitsu what never even heard of the thing but uh so i'm really happy with the positive reception and uh we're gonna do more of those in the future uh you know it's not gonna be super regular but and just have fun as a bunch of friends talking about bad movies so enjoy check it out guys uh thank you so much and i'll see you on the next angry joe show bye guys hey guys how's it going oj here wrong spot probably not we've been working on a little episode i made these guys finally watch one of my movies and i'm taking charge oh my god why did you make me watch this with nicholas cage you know what every single one of you out there are now forced to watch this movie because oj forced me and alex to watch this every single one of you now must watch it as we were get a bunch of your mates together put in a dollar each it's only seven dollars on amazon prime and watch this because we had to okay so you could go through the torment with us but welcome this is i guess going to be maybe a future new series yeah let us know what you guys think we should title it oh we don't know bad amazing movies joj's amazing amazing movies you're in a movie bad movies god i don't know bad movie extravagant i don't know leave it in the comments but first we want to thank our sponsors who helped make this possible how dare you [Laughter] watching all of oj's bad movies in 4k check out our sponsors hey 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when we set that up uh you know a year ago and uh it's another black friday coming up it's another holiday season so if you're looking to upgrade your setup like we have definitely consider lg they got the tvs they got the projectors the projectors in 4k and at a really good price right now click those links down below show them uh some support because they showed our show some support to make this thing happen yes i'm excited for future movies it's gonna be worth it okay so joe tell us tell the people what you forced us to watch as soon as we found out about jiu jitsu coming out it starts nicholas cage all right what's it about there's an alien that passes by every six years uh-huh the only way to defeat it is through jiu-jitsu and if you don't defeat him he destroys the world he does one-on-one combat with over 4.7 billion people in the world one on one until everybody is dead and only one man can stop him nicholas cage oh wait no not really well tell me that does not sound amazing kind of sounds a little like mortal kombat it does sound of quality this is like mortal kombat if it was total bleep bloomblation but now you have those memories there so good and you mix it with the the uh what is it uh predator it's a little bit of a little bit of mortal kombat in here and uh honestly i am not gonna lie i had a tiny bit of fun i had some fun watching i had some fun it started off strong for me too it is bad this is a bad movie that is why i'm here that's why joe's on this side so that i literally cannot get adam and destroy his clothing oh my god all right the there is a lot of stars in this movie that you will recognize uh tony jaw oj is in this movie i freaking love tony jaw nicholas cage is in this movie the the bad guy from the mark frank something grillo from uh marvel universe the marvel universe calling bones or something like that i mean one of the crossbones yeah uh that other guy uh who's in the fast and furious movies and he's in a lot of like gently movies like there's a lot of people you're like i recognize that guy yeah he's like me that big burly asian dude like looks like he can kick everybody's ass he can cut glass with his jawline oh man that's sharper it's freaking awesome and honestly i wish that guy was the main character oh the main character was just so generic that i honestly did not care about it yes so i don't know what to call what's the right is white bread a word what is so what it what like so vanilla so plain vanilla is a flavor so how dare you speak of vanilla i love vanilla okay i i actually like vanilla cupcakes vanilla everything it is one of my favorites but what i'm saying is he's plain uh plain plain bread he is stoic he is they do this he cannot act and they do this conveniently are you are you kidding in this movie oh did i offend you he's one of the best actors of any movie that og's ever shown so he cannot act so how do they get around that well they knock his ass out in the in the beginning of the film amnesia i don't remember yeah that's good yeah i don't remember joe how does the film open i just have to tell everybody oh my god okay the film opens up uh you see the main star i forgot his name i don't have jacob nobody knows jake that's right they call him like a hundred times how did you forget that joe i swear to god if i hear somebody say dude jake jake jake i'm gonna lose it i'm gonna lose it everybody in the seas like jake jake jake jake jake and you forgot his name he said how do you watch these even jake couldn't remember his own name because he has amnesia okay so the opening scene is jake is running through the forest and then no sci-fi these sci-fi like throwing stars are coming all across every which way direction i don't know how microsoft paint i don't know how they got those those throwing stars the worst stock uh sound effects i've ever heard he's on a budget there was there was lasers but they but the the alien never had lasers he only had the shark and so who knows where these lasers came from and that's not how it starts though it starts on a bad rotating earth effect with an asteroid or a co it's actually an asteroid and then they later change it to a comet [Laughter] and i'm like wow this is the alien invasion this dude literally is that the invasion it's just a tournament remember yeah it's a tournament dmc so yeah he's running across the forest and whatnot you see all these throwing stars coming every which way direction terrible graphics by the way well some of them are actually hitting him they look like they're hitting him but they're not hitting them they're just like wait a minute he's been hit by these because the person who's putting these graphics in is just like yeah whatever somebody hit him into his body because like they fade into the background but they hit him and we're like he does hit him he jumps off the cliff yeah he jumps off the cliff like he jumped off and you see you could clearly see two penetrate his back and then he jumps down hits a rock i think we bust his head wide open there's so much blood in the sea later on it cuts tonight where you see a fisherman's boat they're looking for him nicholas he was in the movie way more than i thought so if you were expecting nicholas cage to only show up for 10 seconds like i was he's all in this movie a lot he has a lot of fight scenes like a lot of fights you know what joe i would have obliterated you if if nick was not in this if tony job was not in this and for a while there i was like where's nicholas cage yes he shows up in a freaking you know bangkok uh like where are they burma burmese yeah uh fisherman's hat and you can't see him because he's got a like a flashlight so i'm like is that a nick cage body double like they literally only had nick case for two days but boy did they make use of that two days later on in the film right so he rescues him from the the ocean or the the the sea and but then he disappears and nick age is not in the film anymore i'm like where is nick cage joe i'm about to leave you gotta give it a chance so you got to take these old people show up they heal his wounds they they speak a different language and then of course the subtitles are like the john wick subtitles where there's one color uh you know emphasized word in every sentence lazy lazy is huge yeah you know i'm like oh my god and then they're scene transitions that turn they turn the movie into a comic book and the problem is what was that that's it it's an actual comic book you're joking no it's based on a comic book yes you freaking liar yeah i don't care all right so there's comic book transitions the issue is the story spoilers doesn't make any sense and i don't mean doesn't make any sense like i like mortal kombat annihilation it's terrible but the story makes sense because there's like a beginning in the middle and the end and the scenes kind of sort of make sense six years but the the thing is to beat himself yes that does wrong with the hole in the ground from a hole in the wall when he comes to beat us up and but he does engage in honorable combat except for the fact that he uses weapons super speed uh healing factor he uses all the cheapest moves in the world and he says if you don't fight fair with him he's gonna murder everybody when you're playing gi joes with sam and you're like i got that guy no that guy didn't die i'm like sail all day lonely play g.i joseph you won't lose that's what this alien is like it's amazing though from scene to scene though the movie doesn't make sense there will be times where jake is captured and then he's not captured and then he's captured again and you're like did we go back in time and it's like and it's like oh maybe no we're maybe going back in time no you're not going back in time the scene the movie's just not cut together properly where scenes are put in there out of order and it doesn't make any sense so yes he's tied up in a chair with zip ties you remember yeah what happens um actually they're trying to interrogate him well who is interrogating him yeah this this lady who disappears who disappeared but she had like what would you say costume it was like a pilot air force military intelligence officer like they got this from the air force and then they say that she's in the army and then they said that it's got the vietnam belts it's supposed to be that he they take him to a military base right worst space ever the more space ever because out of nowhere comes tony jaw and this is i will say this is cool like tony was the best part but it started really poorly right so tony runs up there's like three u.s soldiers and they look legit american they're like what's going on and he just runs up and then they're like oh crap and they start to fire at him and and tony likes takes forever like he like takes forever to like kick beat him up and then one guy is trying to pull his gun and tony's myself if you could clearly tell like i don't know if they meant to speed it up and and it did but they didn't um and they didn't want to do a retake of it and like they can't afford a retake so it's expensive again so i was like oh crap are they going to dis are they going to disrespect tony jaw and show like you know behind the scenes movie magic dissipates where tony doesn't know what he's doing or tony's like phoning it in but thank god no because he pizza at 45 dudes after that scene he goes and he beats up he just runs through this base and he's got no he's got his weapons are his elbows and his knees and we love tony job because he's kicked a man off an elephant trees like it's amazing and he just runs through this base and just knees everybody and elbows everybody and they all have guns but none of them use them and so he just keeps like kneeing everybody in this base and it's a really really long segment it's like 10 minutes and they see so many guys you start to run out of u.s soldiers and it looks like we're in afghanistan or something because guys come up with like the craziest masks yeah they gotta reuse the same people yeah there's only three extras he has to kill the same exactly somebody gets knocked out of the scene they get rushed off and they put on a different outfit and they go over there but gal darn it these these stone men were putting in words they died a lot yeah i hope they got paid they were doing the ragdoll cartwheels they were doing this and that and that is why i was starting to have a little bit what about the blood effects would you think i didn't like the fake blood effects this is so cheesy but the other thing that kind of a bad like i didn't like was the camera tricks that they were using all right the shaky cam following tony jaw around i didn't like it and it was very tight shots it was too tight and then did you not even they didn't cut away though it looked like a long continuous tape but it was like too much of this shaky cam i don't like to shake him i've never been a big fan then all of a sudden it cuts to the shaky cam to hardcore henry oh poor angry we do first person jujitsu yes i look we were we can't whenever you say jiu jitsu there is no there is no jiu jitsu in this movie there's sword fighting there's guns grenades there's like i guess you made me watch a movie called jiu-jitsu with no jiu-jitsu hey man i got bamboozled too okay but i this was so ridiculous that i had to record it on my phone because it would so like watch this so basically going to first person jujitsu except it's except like at some point the camera guy the cameraman falls down so we fall out of first person while we see our main character get beat up and then the main character falls back and falls on top of the camera man which knocks the camera man oh my god one take so you almost broke the camera [Laughter] and then and then somehow their bodies merge back into and then now we're back in the first person when he puts his arms out and so now we're the muscley man with the muscles and we're we're punching people and kicking it and now you can go while we watch these this is one of the first 20 minutes of the movie by the way 20 minutes the movie hasn't started yet it was first person jujitsu except for a moment where the cameraman falls yeah he falls down on the hay bale yeah one take everything is third person jiu-jitsu back in the first person after the camera man cleans off the camera that was worth the price of admission alone oh let's continue okay okay so that movie hasn't even started yet because jake doesn't know who he is yet as he runs away a little bit he falls down a hole and he meets nicholas cage who says i am you and then they have this weird duel and they fight for a really long time like we get a really long sequence of someone pretending to be nicholas cage fighting this other muscle dude and it's hilarious oh yeah the spun oh yeah there's so many shots that are like really far because they do all these shots really tight and then they do when any time nicholas cage is fighting there's a dude a county away just like going like all right i could pretty much make out that it's not you have to wear loose clothes make sure it's not a ridiculous wig leave him alone because he does do a few a few maneuvers all right you leave nick alone because he's the oh he's the only one that made this movie so we would not have watched it without you yeah exactly he shows up he makes paper hats show he makes paper hats and he does spend a lot of time on his paper hats and as they're fighting he's like telling him about his paper hat collection and showing of his paper hats that was so rare it doesn't make any sense and and i you're the movie is trying to keep you off kelter it's trying to did a great great job i am you you are me and it's like wait are we traveling through time or is this edited poorly are we doing future is this nicholas cage jake's character from the future all right jake already immediately has more character but no that's that's not what happens what happens it's just it's written poorly where the scenes don't make sense if you tell them in order yeah they're amazing though i swear to god anyways well he's the exposition hobo right so nicholas cage turns out to be the exposition hobo and he's like crazy and he's just like look i'm nuts but there's a space man who comes by every six years and then mortal kombat happens if you don't fight him nine people have to fight him in a row and if you don't and then he can all four billion people on the planet and he will fight them and he will kill all of them every single one of them also they're gonna take him a long time to get here so you can still live your life for a little while i still got 30 years he's still working his way through through india he's going to be there for a while yeah and then he gets on a plane and he goes to the next one all right anyways guys um so anyway the military who captures uh jake like 15 times they captured him again again and and and they encountered the the predator and the trees and and so then you have the shooting scene where the the fast and furious badass guy tricks the alien to come towards him and he picks up a light machine gun and literally like blows away the alien this actually looks cool and when finally when the alien is revealed it's just one alien i thought it was an alien invasion oh there's just one guy that's one guy yeah you have to beat him with jiu jitsu i'm just saying i thought maybe there would be a threat of an invasion if you lost no no he's one guy so anyways and he gave you jiu-jitsu and he has got stealth he turns off his stealth and and i was like all right the suit looks cool i thought i thought it was gonna it was pretty cool i like the suit i like guyver i like practical effects the suit was practical mixed with a little bit of cgi's first i didn't like this face stupid um you look like viggo from uh before ghostbusters too he was fish he was a fish person towel from war hammer 40k that's what he was anyways comes in and he gets his ass shot up and just falls down he's dead and i'm like okay so this is an invasion there are multiples no he heals with the worst cgi offensive they just do the warping uh the i don't know what has happened that looked good no it didn't joe i could like take it from someone who's watched a lot of b movies these are not what you watch are not b movies those are they're not they're not enough letters on the alphabet to get to how low your movies are all right yeah this is like top quality stuff from jokes this is like the best movie he feels the tip of the iceberg and again uses one of his cheap cheap moves to burn this guy's face off no but we burn his chest and then and then we just move to the next scene and it's literally come any time they're like okay we don't know what to do they cut to the comic book panels yeah and it goes into the next scene next scene and then we meet eight we meet eight people we so there's a he's supposed to fight nine people in a row yes and one item is missing you have to fight nine of them and then we meet a bunch of the other ones and none of them are saying anything so you know exactly what order they're gonna die because like that guy hasn't said anything that guy dies first and then it's like oh that guy said though he only had one line then he dies now they stupidly split up which makes no sense and you're going to fight and he's going to use all right cover more ground joe i don't understand these honorable challenges but then later on you have to sneak attack not a sneak attacks and two people are ganging up on the alien but then later on in the film you there's no ganging up on the alien because i don't know because they do the stupid little you know uh you know god heads that's what i don't care sometimes they bow sometimes they're just like oh surprise [ __ ] it's a surprise it's a sword fighting movie they called jiu jitsu for some reason and this girl has a crossbow in her forearm that she launches and there are flares sometimes they're bombs other times and no one has any idea why this this movie is ridiculous guns because they're getting mad it is very it is kind of fun it is it is fun yeah there are times where i'm like i can't believe you let me you made me watch this it was just one kung fu fight scene to the next kung fu fight scene yes and i appreciated that part that's part it's great yeah no exactly that's like what alex was saying exactly what alex was saying it's like i like this but as soon as they start talking i'm done yeah anytime anyone in this movie is talking intelligence officer chick who disappears to her we don't know oh she they forgot to put her in the film like at the end she just needed her for one day she got kicked like hard and then she fell down and that's it well tony jaw also like gets defeated and you're like is he dead and was like he can't be dead like there's no way that tony job will let himself get murdered so he's just got a movie so a bunch of people die and it goes down to tony it goes down to our main vanilla bread milk toast yeah the the girlfriend oh my god this love subplot was so crappy it was so bad it was her spanish she's like jake oh and then she like hugs him he's like i'm amnesia i don't know who you are but there's i need to try the history no chemistry whatsoever between these two and as an audience we're supposed to fawn over her and and things that she's like super beautiful and then this relationship is so loving and and because it's it's supposed to be like that and they have several moments and it never works it just doesn't work and so of course they save her for last and then the and then of course um nico's cage right yeah yeah you gotta have your climax and then there's we had our climax a jungle night night fight and i was like oh tony's fighting and i'm like tony's gonna die because he's by himself but then all of a sudden you know our our jake shows up and and does fighting with tony so you're breaking the rules or whatever i don't know and then later on and then that fight ends where tony gets knocked out and then uh the jake runs off and the alien's really mad at jake you run away with me or something and so then the alien does super speed on jake how jake is not does jake faster than super speed because he literally manages to to run so fast that it's here's another thing when you're watching my type of movies throw logic out i know i don't i can't my brain wants to work joe it just cuts in the next fight scene where the alien is searching for them and they have their clothes look so ridiculous and it's because they they hide themselves from the aliens if you put anything over your head anything at all if you put a bandana on your head the alien cannot see you he has predator division but bandanas you have if you own a hoodie oh you're safe forever you know he said he fight six million people he's supposed to fight four million people and he's put a hoodie on he's like [ __ ] everyone's gone what do i do anyways so they put two hoodies on and then he's like oh i can't see them but then he's like i'm gonna attack that area anyway flies up in the air he brings comes the sword down and then boom the story gets stopped our hero our hero nicholas k willie what what's his name and they have a 10 minute long actually it's an actual fight good sword fight scene nicholas cage versus the alien sword fighting for at least 10 minutes and it's so so ridiculous that earned a point uh alone yeah and uh i was very happy with that scene and i thought maybe he'd have a glorious death where he'd be like run or something or or go well he already ran but i guess like he does kind of have that but he never says anything and i just hate it and then like the alien defeats him but then gives him a sword because again the alien is honorable he wants to be and then so he takes the sword and he plays with his food some more and kills nicholas cage breaks his back with his knee i would break you with my neck it's not over yet turns him around so that he can see so the people who are wearing the hoodies which could have been gone by now but yeah he has no idea that they're there no idea they're there but he does and he slits the [ __ ] cage's throat in front of them and we're saying all right i'm done with this stuff paralyze you and then kill you the movie's not the movie just goes to the comic book thing and then they go to a monastery and then he's like and then they fall into the monster oh yeah by by the way he was your father and everyone's like what how does this have anything to do with anything yeah i immune and then you're one they do one flashback where he is you know with the worst nicholas oh standish they're gonna do like some cgi uh young nickelodeon again budget budget remember this the budget went into the alien suit nicholas cage tony jaw and that's it and the frank guy who was in the marvel universe yeah right that guy so that guy was supposed to be the american badass and like the leader of the group these these shadow uh assassin monks who know about jiu jitsu and taught the world are we just not going to talk about the fact that aliens taught us jiu-jitsu but they taught us wrong they taught us wrong because none of it was strikes yeah the strikes and the swords and guns and she's like none of this is jujitsu we purposely taught him wrong we thought it was funny oh my god anyway so then uh so so you have these monks who are led by americans or led by one person from each country because they have kind of like a superstar of c-list superstars or something and they all get killed and you're thinking the american is gonna be awesome but during this whole collection of these nine people i'm just gonna say one of these guys just look like chris farley yeah one of them did not fit in i was like wait a minute like everyone's all boss somebody this guy's just looks like he's from the mafia yeah he's just like this that's somebody's uncle that looks his weapon is a machete with a tennis ball painted black at the end of it like seriously it is a ball that is duct taped into a machete he's like this is my weapon you see the military sergeant at the beginning of the movie look somebody somebody's dead someone's dad's like you want me to do what oh the sergeant guys listen to me so the american badass you know uh mr marvel skull and bones gets killed like a bee he's literally wiped out oh yeah all of the deaths in this movie are hilarious because it's practically one step short of i'm dying [Music] [Laughter] so much uh fun i am smiling right now my score is going up for this movie it may be this but i think my score is going up for this okay so so we have to talk about the final climax so then they go to back to the temple yes and and restore honor they bring back the uh the burmese uh fisherman who has saved them for no reason for no reason really just some more uh fun comedic relief because there was some comedic relief the what's the guys the guy from my name is earlier yeah my name is one of the best lines like he sees fr frank wait no jake jake he sees j i know i keep forgetting he sees jake talking to his girlfriend oh you hurt and he walks in he's like oh she's hurt oh she's hurt well my team's dead yeah everyone i know is dead [ __ ] you up my people are dead yeah you know it's like that's that's something joe would say i've heard oh yeah people are dead so he brings them i don't know why and and they're just talking they're doing a little bit of exposition and they're like oh you know he was your father and they saved you and nicholas cage saved you and and now it's up to you to stop him and i'm hurt and then all of a sudden the door gets broken down and here comes the here comes the alien and it's time it's time for jiu-jitsu but then but then no first the old grandma whips out a shotgun out of nowhere and she like blows the alien away the grandma actually probably gets the best hit she's the most efficient fighter mission fighter she doesn't get hit at all and she just like opens up a cavity in his chest yeah and and he dies or he's powers down which allows them which they should have probably beat him up right there yeah well yeah but they had already told them who said no you have a little bit of time you do you remember yeah he shuts down and he runs away even though not five minutes later the guy shuts down and again and then in his head you have a limited amount of time so he forgot it's location location okay well they did this thing where it's clearly a hard cut and it was a completely different day of filming where they're like okay now we're doing the big fight scene yes because it's just him and the alien and they go at it tell us about oh yeah one of y'all tell us so they start fighting and then all of a sudden they fight for a long time and jake is getting beat up and he's it's not even close and there's actually several stunts in here it's like man that looks like it hurt a lot oh yeah some of those hunts in here are actually really good i think that's why we have this main character who cannot act he cannot do emotion he and that's why everybody is screaming his name jake because even them on set forget his name so they they have to like constantly remind the other crew members jake jake that is what are you doing oh jake how are you doing jake take this anyways so the alien but the one jobs that he has is he's actually pretty beat up throwing his body around because it looks like he gets messed up like at one point he's slammed he's like upside down slamming into his chair with doing the splits in the air with his arms like this and we're like do you think the stunt people was like okay this will be safe don't worry about it ready go and do it and he's like you guys didn't tell me that i would be doing two somersaults in the air with the trip slamming into a wall for them now obviously all that stuff is breakaway but it's impressive that is why he's the main character because in the final scene this guy will throw himself around all over the place he's going to do whatever it takes so grax i think his name the alien's name is grax that was like brac i don't know sure whatever no that was the first guy that got killed that was not worthy enough to fight the main guy okay yeah the alien has beat up jake and grabs jake i'm sorry because we're forgetting uh jake is a coward so braxton he has to fight and then the aliens like you i want to fight you first and then and then jake runs away and that that's the whole storyline is that jake now has the confidence he has to go back and do his thing fight because his father died but we don't so the alien has beaten up jake and his has him by the throat and i imagine there's supposed to be a cutaway scene or something that builds up his motivation it was supposed to be a scene when nicholas they're supposed to be something there because like what's that oh you forgot no i'm not coming back no i'm not coming back and so it's a it's a nonstop scene of jake getting like held and he's about to get murdered and all of a sudden for no reason at all he becomes good at fighting for no reason because normally there's a montage there's a flashback oh his eyes open real wide that's what i was thinking like i think that cut away with the the terrible stand-in was supposed to be supposed to be what's happening oh he's my dad oh okay now i know how to fight i was like wait no you added in the wrong pocket just just put it out yeah and so they beat him up they open up his chest somehow using something how do you know she she his girlfriend shows up for one fight yeah yeah he starts slashing her she uses the crossbow to put the thing in the slash and it opens it up and then and then good old comic relief shows up with a grenade jake he throws a grenade and then he puts a grenade and then he stops his chest but what movie just recently did that didn't we just have a movie where the bat did where the the you shove a grenade inside the the bad guy and they're like oh no and then they blow up because that's exactly what happened it did yeah i know exactly what you're talking about but it's i can't think of the movie but it's happened and then the movie ends so then he kicks him really hard super hard so hard that they had to film it on a different sound stage and it was on a green screen where he kicks them yes and then the portal opens up for some reason which doesn't make sense to me because he says this is what doesn't make sense this is the problem this is what the movie is you understand that if you don't fight him and everybody doesn't fight him then he gets mad at me i'll try to explain it i'll try to explain that okay so it opens up because the comment was actually over the temple so if the job was done he could go if the job wasn't done or he'll let it close stay behind behind oh there you go i'm gonna try to explain it was flying over the temple for four days it was like completely over anyway kicks him through the grenade explodes we get another bad special effect amazing and then of course why do all these movies feel the need to run from the explosion they they have to just make an explosion so then a grenade explodes and it turns into c4 package times 15 and then he's running and he leaps and the fire licks his boots and then he slowly gets out of the way and he goes me yeah i can act just as well as jake dude yes i'll be in a b movie until next time no and then and then the the comic relief is like all right hey let's drink no you don't want to drink nobody wants a drink oh hey well i'll see you in six years when he looks at the portal that i'm not joking that's what he says they'll see you in six years i'm like what no we won two no we killed that was only one there's only one but what do you mean how do you know there's more than one because we won we won in combat that's it every six years so you're telling me that every six years these monks have been kicking this alien's ass every six years yes yes so what then what was the point you know you can die you can lose to him as long as you die honorably yeah and then he leaves and then he leaves but he kills all nine people and then he leaves but then he leaves so this time he killed all eight people or he killed not eight people he killed seven six because tony joshua six people six seven eight nine he killed six people and then you killed him and they're just gonna send another one in six years so what's the point there's no point at all there is no point the point was to take six dollars from us that was seven dollars seven dollars seven dollars excuse me guys go rent it with your mates see yeah have everybody chip in and watch it and come to these comments section and tell us what you thought it wasn't good that was kind of a crazy stuff yes that's what we're going to try to do so i have no idea how to rate this yeah we're still working on this it's all new there was a beer system that we talked about no no tell let's let's do uh let's do for this one only let's do out of ten but then an augmented look yeah there's an asterisk because and there's an asterisk an augmentation to that is would you recommend this bad movie so it's a bad movie it's like a bad movie beat down okay yeah i'll go first with this one yeah this was actually it started off pretty strong but then it started dying down for me i've seen worse honestly you know that doesn't mean coming from him that means nothing that statement is useless it's not useless anyways anyways um the main actor was very vanilla i was waiting for an oscar performance from this gentleman i mean i mean what do you want what do you want from me clearly a stunt man yeah that his abs were so ripped that like one of the casting directors like that guy but he's like sir he can't act i wow abs that guy and they're like do you just like him that guy all right fine well this movie actually i thought it was going to be completely different it was called jiu jitsu there was no jiu jitsu in it i thought it was gonna be actually jiu jitsu going on with uh the bain starving nicholas cage actually fighting aliens yeah so you got tricks to sing jiu-jitsu but then it was actually oh he will see him a couple times the main guy was pretty generic everything was pretty generic not a lot of memorable stuff in this but uh some of the fights were pretty good with uh tony job yes i did like that uh overall probably going to give this a little bit above after we were discussing it and discussing it a little bit more six out of ten with with the asterisks of this being one of my bad movie a six out of ten bad movie okay yeah six seven ten bad movie yeah okay we're still working on the rating system it's a six out of ten bm bm it's bm six out of ten gold um this movie is like a three out of ten on the real movies okay yeah i have no idea how to write this i know it was fun i i enjoyed the well at now that it's over i can say that i enjoyed it because there's some boring parts but i i enjoyed it as long as people weren't talking this was this was a fun fun movie to watch with your buddies have a beverage it was a pretty decent time i've actually oj's made me watch much worse than this he made me watch slingshot cops that was afflicted and the guy had a purple foot that just instantly killed people it works this is one of the greatest bad movies that joke seriously just watch if if we get a bit of a gem this is like an eight out of ten on the og movie scale it like so it's a three on a normal movie skill but it's like an a you should see this movie just basically based on the netflix description for this movie nicholas cage fights an alien invader every six years with jiu jitsu it's the dumbest thing and you have to watch it yeah and so if you have seven dollars and someone to split it with seven bucks yes go watch this movie guys so i agree with that eight out of ten bm it's an eight out of ten bad movie it's a three it's a two it is a two out of ten normal movie the dialogue is bad the cgi is bad the sound effects are bad acting is bad the main character is bad and the the costumes are bad everything is bad i want you twisted it was very bad it was very bad everything you are doing is bad you are doing this bad movie except for the kung fu which was not jiu-jitsu but it was something and i liked that they went all in with the idea it was one of those stupid films you know joe when i used to make films and we were like let's just make something let's have like this superpower and then we'll come in as a swat team and we'll shoot him it'll be great that is what this is just for adults with nicholas kate nicholas cage and but nicholas cage could not save the film okay even him and and even him doing his wackiest it i it could have been a little bit better it's a two out of ten but an eight out of ten on the bad movie scale because i was expecting much much worse it started very bad but then the kung fu and the action saved it and the nicholas cage saved it and tony and tony saved it and tony was like i'm not dying in this refuge to die in this movie i will not at the end he's like it's like he's not the star but he didn't get to die good good job uh white vanilla bread i don't know you know generic mayonnaise man mayonnaise man generic you know guy man dude stunt man and you oh my god anyways this was a lot of fun though this was yeah this was a lot of fun with these guys hopefully we get to do this again let us know what your thoughts are give me a couple weeks i want to thank lg for making this possible guys seriously click those links down below let them know that we told you about lg by clicking those links down below we uh you know all my tvs are lg and honestly this movie was better with it because i could tell all of the ridiculous special effects that i could tell exactly where they pulled that from on the internet and the sound effects seriously uh this the projector and 4k great great guys all right so thank you to lg and no thank you to other joe but thank you guys let me know if you want to continue this i would torture these guys again make them watch maybe from time to time we don't know how it's going to work yet yeah still testing it out where's potentially do some of them live on on twitch watch parties if that works but see the problem is all of these kinds of films they don't have that ability so when they don't have that ability maybe we do one of these you know so anyways tell us what should we name the series and uh click those links below thank you very much for watching subscribe and uh joe uh to you to take us take us away with your sign off my son i don't anyways like we said before thank you for watching and let us know what you guys think and we're open to any ideas for the rating system as well yeah yes help us out a lot of beers maybe i think five beers right so how many beer how many beers out of five do you need to enjoy this movie but then that would mean that the five beer films are the worst worst yes exactly yeah then technically it's kind of bad and good yeah i see what y'all so that's the five i don't know i don't know but that's just one system or do we stick to the bm system do we stick with movements how about three systems where it's like watch it trash it um watch it let us know let us know in the comments bye guys bye guys foreign