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If you want a full on day of full on fun, come on down to Puzzle Market. It's wicked. It's wild. It's fun for the whole family. Puzzle B. Your first right. Turn on the highway and M bridge. Tonight we're all in Australia at Puzzle Park. >> Happy Playtime. >> This is an abandoned kids theme park with all kinds of handmade rides from like when was this place built? Like 50 years ago. 60 years ago. 50 years ago. Someone came here in 1985, put a bunch of metal together, called it a theme park, and now we're going to go ride the rides. >> Yeah. Now, this place was actually [music] shut down because of how dangerous it is and how many people were injured here. It's been abandoned for about 20 years. >> So, it's only gotten better. >> You also want to hear a fun fact. When Josh was this tall, he actually came here when it was operated. He did. >> I'm pretty sure. Yeah. >> Come on. I want I want to I want to explore I want to explore it. >> Also, our mission is to locate and ride all of the attractions here before we can leave. Dude, this is giving Poppy Playtime vibes. >> Poppy Playtime. I said it three times. That's third time. Hopefully, it goes in the algorithm. How do we get in? >> Push. >> Well, there's hoes everywhere. >> Okay. Well, I'm out of audio. >> It says pushed. Have you tried just pushing? >> I think I'm going to push. Give it a push. >> Oh, guys, I think we should pack it up and go home. >> Um, guys. >> Yeah, >> there's an open gate literally right here. [laughter] >> I think so. >> I love your house, dude. You want to know what's funny about tonight? This is so bogan that Josh released the bogan and bought >> and brought protection. Dude, >> he bought trolley wheels to ride the water slides. >> But there's no water anymore, so you need wheels. >> What's crazy is I feel like I've already been here multiple times throughout my YouTube career in a video game. Oh, look. Drugs. >> Ooh, is there any? >> What are they? >> Jance. >> Josh, you know what that is? >> What's Jian? >> What's Jardians? Gosh, >> are you serious? >> What does it do to your penis? >> Jonas is exactly what I take. >> Really? >> It's a kidney and diabetic medication. >> He's been here before. >> Been here in the last >> I told you he's been here. I actually just started taking that >> Makes you pee sugar out. >> Wait, I thought you were this big when you literally makes your [laughter] piss sweet. >> Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. I'm going in here all brave and And I forgot. Are there spiders right now at this time of year? >> They don't hibernate in the winter. >> What? Yeah, they do. They're spiders. You go first then. This you go first. You go. You go search for spiders. >> Spider's a fairy. Then I >> walked in there like I'd own the place and forgot about the Australian wilderness again. >> You forgot to be afraid. >> I forgot to be afraid of spiders for a second. It felt nice. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. See, I'm doing it again. >> Wo. An Among Us butt. >> Well, is is that what it looks like when he's bending over? >> Yeah. >> That's how they That's one of the old ways how they found the impostor. >> You know, this is this is one of the most least vandalized I'm talking about in uh spray paint terms. [laughter] That mostly is vandalized. Holes on the walls. Every single window's broken. There's graffiti right there. >> I mean, like, you know, when you go places, the every wall's tagged up. >> Hey, Josh, do you know what? I find you >> adorable. >> Get the out of here. >> I haven't seen a singleing ride. This is This is it. >> This is why they shut down. >> This theme park sucks. >> The the rides in there. The baby change unit. >> Really? >> Yeah. You pull out the table. >> Is someone took the Oh, no. The table's still there. >> Welcome, boys. >> Yeah, that's it. >> Wow. >> Welcome to the Playtime Park. Oh, you got to say it in Mexican. Mexican is not a language. How many times do I have to tell you this? >> Every time I pretend to have a normal job of some sort, you come up with some minority joke. Cuz you're the minority. >> To be fair, the moment there's an opportunity to have a job, you do take it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You You say you call me racist cuz I make minority jokes, but you just do what minorities do. >> I'm not trying to be racist, but in the corner minorities, do [laughter] >> Yeah. We would catch you sweeping up. >> Half this place would already have been swept, dude. >> I wouldn't be calling you a minority if you stopped acting like a goddamn minority. >> Yeah. >> You know what? When when you stop fitting the stereotype, I'll stop making jokes. [laughter] Now get in there and do the dishes. >> Okay. >> Are there dishes? It's crazy. >> Guys, guys, we got to find all of these rides and ride them. >> Where are the rides? >> Yeah. From what I've seen, this place is kind of massive. >> What? >> There's a lot to explore. >> I was told it was small. >> Don't forget to explore the buildings cuz there might not be that many. >> I want to ride. I just want to go on. >> I can tell you your little thumb boards. >> Oh, the puzzle park mini golf rink is over here. >> Oh, you got to be joking. >> Oh, we got to fish the building. >> The building, dude. It's just admin and >> You can't skip straight to dessert. There might be something funny written on the wall. >> Every time we go to an abandoned place, we look at the buildings, bro. I'm sick of looking at buildings. >> I think I found a a plumbing issue that needs fixing. >> You You do it to yourself, big guy. >> You do that to yourself. >> I think you're like 50 years too late. But >> we could use this as a bong. >> Yeah, I was about to say old Eddie would have drilled a hole in that. Would have been smoking a >> I am old Eddie, The older I get, the older I get. You know what I'm saying? You ever thought about that? All right. Well, if you want to explore the building, seriously, we'll explore the building. Damn it. Wow. Look at this building. What's in there? Rzler, I told you the Rizzler's here. [laughter] And you wanted to go and the Rizzlers here, bro. Me. Hey, we're not supposed to be like sneaky or anything, right? >> Nah. >> All right, cool. We're next to >> Cuz this is the least stinky we've ever been, I'm pretty sure. >> Also, shout out. This is the first time we've done a group boys video where it hasn't been summer in like 5 years. >> And now we're all complaining that it's too cold. >> At least we get to wear our boys merch, though. >> Oh, I had an excuse to pull my boys puffer jacket out the cup, but I haven't worn this in a year. But you can't get it anymore. But you can get some other crazy from the boys store. You know what I'm saying? >> You know what I'm saying? >> Whoa. >> What is this? I'll take this to Eddie so we can dig us a hole. >> Nice, >> Eddie. >> Yeah, >> Eddie. Ow. >> Uh, wait. Let me guess. Before I walk in there, you're about to show me something that's like some sort of job for me to do. >> I found you a tool so you could go do the yard work. >> Yep. There it is. There it is. >> Look, there you go. >> It's the tone of voice that he speaks in. It's like he's about to do something that he thinks is really funny and it's the exact same joke every single time. >> Eddie, here's a broom. You should >> Eddie. Eddie, it's a shovel. >> But like unironically, that's the longest shovel I've ever seen. Actually, I didn't even [laughter] >> I just realized what I was holding. >> Put that out here. So, you hold it sideways. >> Long distance shoveling. >> That's crazy. [laughter] I've never seen a shovel before. >> Yo, when you're in the US, but need to do a job in Mexico and you know that you can't cross the border again if you do. >> Yeah. This is one of the Mexican shovels. I can dig holes through the fence. >> This is a shovel you find in the back rooms, bro. [laughter] >> Yeah. In case we encounter like any crackheads, that has to be our weapon. >> Oh, your reach would be crazy on a crackhead. >> You'd be able to snipe them from across the park. >> I feel like you would get some sort of like holographic green card if you brought this to the US. [laughter] >> Oh, they would be like >> like some like secret rare like valuable green card. >> If you showed up with some advanced technology like this, bro, yeah, you would get a holographic green card. >> And if you showed up to immigration office with this shovel, they make you a secret rare on the spot. This must have been what they used to push all the fat kids through the water slides, dude. [laughter] >> Oh, we got another chopper in and slide seven. >> Get that shovel. Get the shovel, Eddie. We got another fatty stuck in the water slides. You got to push him through. [laughter] >> Should I bring that shovel with me? >> Uh, we know where it is. If you if you need it, >> I see why you guys make jokes. I mean, I I literally just asked if I could bring >> Do it to yourself. >> You in the building. Nobody said anything. You hopped the counter and became a receptionist instantly. >> I made fun of Molly, but I realized the shovel he got me was actually cool and I won. >> Yeah. And then you're [laughter] like, you like, should we bring this? >> Where should we go first? Where should we go first? Mini golf. Should we go mini golf? Do you want to go the roller coaster? >> We've never done an Herbex like this before. >> No, I'm excited. And Juicy's like, let's go look at the building. >> Yeah. What the Let's go look at the admin. I wonder if they got any old records of how many people went here. >> Josh, I only have one question cuz you've been here before. >> What? What the hell does fear the horse mean? >> Uh, that's >> that's the most terrifying >> That's what girls say when you get your dick out, dude. No, you say that to women when you get your dick out. Fear the horse. >> No, that was it was elephant trunk. There was >> Oh, sorry. >> Maybe fear the horse. >> Wait, it also says fear the giraffe. >> Oh, but this is not a horse's chill actually, which is comforting. >> Okay. Okay. So, we got to actually fear the giraffe. Fear the horse is just fake advertisement. The giraffe is the real culprit. >> Listen, if I was the horse, I would write that. But how so who do we listen to? This is written by a victim of the horse, >> but the horse would write that. If I was a horse, I would go up and be like, I'm actually really >> That's a That's a good point, actually. Yeah. Okay, >> dude. The all the all the things are still here. Look >> what all the mini golf things. How cool is this >> Oh, this is this is hole one. >> Hole one. You got to hit the beer bottle. >> The hole's down there. Oh, wait. This is hole number 17. We started at the wrong end. Yeah. It's not good, is it? >> No. >> We didn't even get a card and pencil to write our hits in. >> Dude, this is crazy that there's actual I've never been to a mini golf course after hours. This some Last of Us right here. This makes me sad. Think about it. All the memories. Did any kids leave parapolgic? Probably not as sad as the kids that actually came here. It's pretty shitty mini golf course. This is what worries me though. This down here that you brought. This makes me worried. a soft wheel dolly that's used to like carry fridges and Now it's gonna carry Josh down a rotting water. >> Live a little, dude. >> Live a little. I feel like >> Margo that you were doing this today. >> Of course not. [laughter] >> Oh, dude. Dude, I found the first slide. >> Did you? >> Yeah. I'm going down that this thing. >> Where is it? >> Look at it. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. It's huge. It's huge. >> Should he be [music] doing this? Wait. >> Oh, dude. I'm going down that right now. >> Should we bring Should we bring the main cam to get >> Yeah. Do has one. Look at this run around. You might be Mexican, Eddie, but at least you're not autistic. You know what I'm saying? My man. >> Yeah. You know what I'm saying? At least you're not Josh. >> I'm Mexican and autistic. [laughter] >> Yeah, but you you know you >> I actually didn't expect it to be that big. Are youing kidding me? The thing's huge. >> I feel like I should say don't. >> Yeah, this is on it. But I kind of want you to >> I am medically excluded from all activities during this video. >> You and me are the only ones leaving tonight. >> Let's go. Oh, there you go. >> Sorry. >> I was like, wait, you're holding the camera. >> I had to look through the camera to see what you're doing. >> Look how crazy this is, dude. All right. Who's going to wait at the end for me? Fiberglass. Nah, this is fine. This is fiberglass. This lasts forever. >> I don't know. >> Wa. Josh, you start up here. >> Look howing tall this is. What the Dude, don't do it, man. There's no edges. Of course, I'm doing it. >> Look at how tall it is. >> Does the boys have insurance? >> No. >> Unless you've got it yourself. I don't know. >> Are you going to do it, Juice? >> Um, I'm not going first. >> I'm scared of heights. Look, there's the baby slide over there for you, Molly. It's got a dick on it. >> Yeah, cuz it's Go ride it. [laughter] >> Yeah. Go on. >> The ride's out of commission, bro. Sorry. You have to be this tall to ride, Josh. >> So, what's this supposed to do exactly? >> That's stuff from head trauma. >> So, Margo from getting mad at me. [laughter] >> Before this one, do you want to practice on the penis slide? >> No, that's for Molly. It's for babies like Molly. >> Does he look like he wants to practice on? >> Yeah. No, I'm not really sure about this one, guys. >> Should we get down together? >> Molly, we found a ride for you. >> Ah, cool. >> Where's my thing? >> Wait, didn't they say beware the horse? >> Yeah. >> Is this the one? >> Oh my god, dude. I'm scared of heights. What am I doing? Go out there, Molly. With him. >> Hell no, man. >> It gets down pretty quick, though, to be fair. >> Dude, this is the most rickety ass stairs I ever seen. I'm going to wait for him. >> I'm also like 50 kilos more heavier. >> It's not going to fall apart, dude. Steel pilot. >> I'm not worried about that. I'm worried about flying off the edge. Look at the turns. >> Holy. I'm actually kind of scared now, guys. >> Yeah. No >> Okay. Well, this is Oh my god. This is the top 10 worst ideas I ever had. >> We We should start brainstorming. >> All right. Who's getting what percentage? >> Well, no. We We got to wait. First, we got to brainstorm. What What are we saying to Margo? >> We got to get some B-roll of like us being like, "Stop it." And we got to figure out what we're going to say. >> Holy >> Josh, what? >> Look at me, Josh. >> Huh? Goodbye. A. [screaming] Oh OH YEAH. OW. My ass. Oh, imagine he goes into one of those big pools at the end. >> Wait, it's it's like a 9 foot drop. It just go. >> I was waiting to hear you drop like 9 ft into an empty pool. [laughter] Go a bit faster. >> Oh, actually though, cuz it cuz it cuz there used to be a drop off there. >> Imagine if he just sent it. >> TAKE TWO. >> [screaming] >> WE TOOK OUR time here. Cool. Hell yeah. That was sick, dude. >> That was awesome. Do you want to try it? >> I'm good right now. [laughter] >> It's surprisingly safe. It really is. It's hard to actually keep your speed up on it. >> Yeah. >> The slight itself's like there's no holes, there's nothing. It's just dirty. >> Yeah, it's solid as hell. But the first bit, I know it seems scary. Just let the slide take you. >> It's all about the weight distribution. Make sure you're leaning on this so the wheels don't flick sideways. You just >> you'll come off of it. >> I got I got to do it. Sorry, Molly. >> What are you saying sorry to me for? Huh? Your funeral, brother. >> Juicy. We found the horse. Eddie Eddie rode him. I didn't have the heart to tell him >> what happened. Oh god. >> Come back here. >> He's stuck. >> I think he's cursed. >> He not only rode it, he went >> Oh, Eddie. >> Yeah. What the you talking about? >> The horse, Molly, the horse. >> Oh, the horse. The horse, dude. >> What the hell does fear the horse mean? That's the most terrifying >> It literally said fear the horse. And then someone wrote, "No, the horse is actually chill." But but we're like, "What if the horse wrote that?" >> Well, we'll know in 5 seconds if Eddie flies off the edge into the tree. >> Wait, but then somebody said, "Fear the giraffe." If you wait, he rode the horse and now >> you have to stop him. >> Maybe the horse influenced him to go up this. >> Oh, >> where's Eddie? >> The dads are going down. >> Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, you can't do it, Eddie. >> Do you Are you feeling fine? Are you feeling good? >> You feel okay? >> Yeah. >> I rode the horse. >> You don't feel like you're being influenced in any way to go down the slide? Maybe by uh the evil spirit of a vengeful horse. >> Are you saying because I rode the little pony thing? >> You rode that horse hard. >> I did ride it pretty hard. >> He told me that you nade while on it. >> I don't remember that. >> Did I just >> Of course you didn't. It's It's in your brain. Of course you don't remember it because you didn't nay. The horse did. >> Got to move out of my way. I'm going up the slide. >> The horse nigh. This is not a good idea. This is a >> ride the tiger, dude. There's no tiger. >> Come and ride the tiger, dude. >> I'm going to go ride the tiger. >> I'm the evil spirit of a kid who died here 20 years ago. >> Come on the slide, Eddie. >> Oh >> Yeah, Eddie. That's why he doesn't remember. Ning. >> He hasn't even gone on the slide yet, and he's already hurting himself. >> This is how you have fun, boys. >> I can think of someone leg. >> Okay, this spot's all right, Eddie. It gets a little sketchy when go higher. >> I'm not even going to look down, dude. That [music] is definitely the best way to do this. >> This is really stupid. This is really I'm regretting my decision right now, bro. This is high. >> Okay, so do you want do you want me to go first or you? >> Uh, I'll go first. >> Okay, now. Yeah, put it like that. And when you do it, kind of lean back so your weight is centered over as much as possible. >> Oh my god, I looked over the edge. [laughter] >> Are you scared? >> He's a little scared. Yeah. N ain't no What are you talking about? I'm scared, bro. >> Me, too. >> All right. Don't bump into me, man. I want to go a little slow at first. >> Yeah. Yeah. [snorts] >> Ready? >> Yeah. [panting] >> Oh god. Three, two, one. Wait. Oh [screaming] >> Oh GO. GO. [screaming] GET UP THAT WAY. OH [laughter] >> YEAH. [screaming] AH! OH, THAT'S FUN as Oh god, [laughter] >> yes, Eddie. Dude, >> my weight. >> We [laughter] did it. [cough] >> I'm getting FOMO. Is it fun? >> That was really fun, dude. >> I was like right there and you guys were getting really close and you went started running. [laughter] >> Watch out though. He might rip around. >> Oh, get the out of the way. >> That was really fun. Oh, you did really good, dude. You went real fast on your first run. You >> are ripping it. >> Josh, I want to do it, but I'm scared. >> I want to do it, but I'm scared. >> How could we be going? >> Go. Okay. You'll be all right. The both of us The both of us went up together. It'll hold your weight. >> What the that meant to me, Lana? >> You will. >> It means your velocity will increase as you defy gravity at a high rate of altitude going from up to down. >> Thank you. That was exactly what meant. >> Dude, can you look at me? You look like you're on your first day at Special University. >> I'm ready. [laughter] I'm ready to go to sky high. I'm ready. >> Just stay low to the ground. >> I'm scared. >> Stay low to the ground. When you feel it shake sideways, don't worry about it. >> You're kidding. >> No. >> Oh my god, dude. I feel sick. [laughter] >> From walking or from the height? >> Yikes. >> This is made for children. >> Oh. Oh He's going. He's actually going. >> HOLY >> HOLY >> YOU better get out of the way, Josh. >> I feel like Indiana Jones when that boulder is coming. [laughter] Oh. [screaming] OH OW. >> OH, you break. I hit the gap, dude. Man, my heart is beating out of my chest, bro. The fear of heights, dude. >> You did it. And you didn't have to bounce on the dick over there either, >> dude. Man, that was scary. >> You did good. >> You did it. >> I'm like out of breath cuz I was so scared of those heights, dude. I was walking up there and every step I took, I could feel this thing shaking. My legs were like trembling from scaredness. >> Good job, big guy. You did it. >> Holy That was scary, man. My was My is trembling. That was ride one of Puzzle Park. All right. Now, Juicy Narrator, us three have done the medium slide. Now it's time for Weeny Hut Junior. They actually call that one the Obliterator. Do you know that? All right, I'm going to give it a go. Are you ser? We're going to ride them all, dude. OH MY [groaning and screaming] >> DUDE, that's right. >> Awesome. [laughter] >> Awesome. >> Josh, your your your shots are up to date, right? >> Two. I >> think I got tetanus. >> Oh my god. Look at his ass, bro. This is rust. It's >> not the first time I've heard that before. Walking down the street. >> Yeah, >> I like that one. That's a cool one. >> This is your You like this one, narrator? >> Yeah. >> You want to go on that one, big guy? That That one's a very simplistic one that I think >> You want to go down that one? >> No. >> You can take a little detour. >> I might want to later. >> Okay. Well, let me know if you want to later. >> Okay. >> I'm sure we have time. >> My tummy hurts. >> That's okay, boy. Just tell me if your tummy feels better later. We can go down the slide. >> Okay. >> Josh, if you go through this slide, you're going to get turned into waffle fries instantly, [laughter] bro. >> It'll be like a cartoon. You see, you're going to fall to pieces on the other side. [laughter] I at least want to go to the top just to see. >> Oh. Oh, you can't really. >> You have to turn a wolf and fly to get up there. >> Yeah. >> Juicy. I think Molly wants uh Molly was calling you for a for a date. >> What the is this? >> It's a Get on it, Juice. >> It's a seessaw. >> It's an engineered seesaw. >> Wa. >> Juicy, get on. I need help. >> Okay, >> dude. Did you see if you get on, you're just going to stay up there? >> Why the am I being fat shaded all every ride? >> Hey, man. That's for all the Mexican jokes today, dude. Bro, I'm sorry, but this is literally a weight themed ride. >> Like, [laughter] someone help him. If I get off now, you're going to eat juice. Look, look. >> No way. >> I told you it's just physics. [laughter] >> Hey, man. >> Wait, wait, Molly, stay down there. We're going to find out how many how many boys how many boys does Molly weigh? >> What the Oh, Jesse, put your legs down, bro. >> About one and a half. >> One and a half. You weigh one and a half, boys. >> Jump. >> There you go. Exactly one and a half boy. >> Okay. >> Bestex ever. >> Wait. Don't get off Josh when I'm at the top [music] cuz I'll eat That's careful. Careful. [clears throat] See? [laughter] >> All right. Now, Molly, you're going to have to >> see. This is what I said. It's not a fat joke. It's just physics. [laughter] OH, DUDE. HOW HIGH ARE YOU GETTING? >> There ain't going to be any more baby showers in the boys if you guys don't go a little easier. [laughter] >> Wait, Juicy. Ready? Wait. No, that was it. That was it. My ass hurts, dude. [laughter] >> Well, that was a bit of fun. Any of my fat friends want to join? No. Okay, >> that was awesome. We should do videos like this all the time. >> What do you call it when you um you you hang off a rope and go >> uh you a a glider? >> We call them like a flying fox. >> Yeah, flying fox. Is that a flying fox? >> Is the thing on it? >> What's that thing behind it? >> What? >> What's the big pyramid thing? Oh, it's a giant swing. >> No way. [laughter] >> No way. >> Oh my god. Pure joy and reckless abandon that they're running up to these rides with is going to get someone killed. >> Yeah. No, it's not. >> It's like, oh my god, awesome. It's like a 50ft tall triangle fixture. And he just starts with it. >> Why does it have a a se a ladder? Do you think that you're supposed to get up there and like jump off? No, I feel like it's for changing it over or something. Someone's actually maintained it though. Like someone's swapped the thing out. >> Yeah, this feels new. >> Yeah, pull me up. >> Yeah, I will. >> Oh, careful the pole. >> I [laughter] can't. Sorry. >> All right. Oh my god. Ready? >> YEAH, [screaming] [laughter] I love Hermes, >> dude. I just All I can see is like darkness, >> dude. You can tell we haven't been outside in a long time when Molly looks at a swing and goes, "That's cool." [laughter] >> I ran into it, bro. >> My turn. >> Let's go, Eddie. >> Oh. >> Oh. Oh my god. >> Did you see that, >> Eddie? Did you Did it make contact or [laughter] >> Yeah. Did you not hear it make contact, bro? >> I got balls made of porcelain. That would clinked when it hit [laughter] me, dude. >> All right. Ready? >> All right. Yeah. 3 2 1 Go it. Oh here. Oh. [groaning and screaming] >> Oh, no. Oh, keep pushing him. Keep pushing him. >> Uh, please be careful. >> Wait, the poles. The poles. >> Please be careful of the side of the poles. [laughter] >> Oh >> The boys frolic. [laughter] >> The boys touch grass. >> I'm trying to slow myself down. I can have a turn. Somebody stop me, please. >> I think I think this would be probably the only one I can >> have a turn of this one. Give me a lot. As long as you don'ting send me. >> No. No. You can just jump on at your own pace. >> All right. Ready? >> Yep. >> Imagine if it snapped right now. [laughter] >> You pressed right when Sky popped. >> Do you feel like bubble wrap? Cuz then you found it. [laughter] >> Dude, we used to have these at my school. A swing. Me, too. >> No, like two swings this big. And we [laughter] used to cradle and this big. Yeah. I got to I got to not laugh super hard. You don't have too much fun there, Buster. You might get another hernia. >> What is that? >> WHAT IS THAT? OH, IT'S ONE OF THE balancing things. Oh, no. It's the twister. You know, these are up, though. These ones are like gravity based, right? >> Yeah. Wonder if it still works. >> Of course, it still works. It's just physics. This one's going to I'll do it with you. >> Oh, we have to get in it. >> I feel sick just looking at it. >> This looks epic, dude. Two people get in, two people spin it. >> This is >> I'll get in there. Get in. He's getting in. I'll get in. >> Get in. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. >> Yeah. It's It It [snorts] It rocks. >> Yeah. That's how it's designed. >> Just don't push it so that it >> Yeah. Look at it rock. >> It's too hard one way. Just spin that >> Oh my god. It's just spinning by itself. >> Oh, hell. >> Wait, wait, wait. We're not going to be able to stop this if they keep going. >> Perpetual motion machine. Sick, bro. >> Maybe we can just spin it ourselves. >> It looks like you're doing it already. >> Is this like a Is this supposed to be like a hamster wheel or something? >> Yeah, dude. You're powering the pub next door. >> Who's going to vomit? >> Yeah, that is literally the rule, isn't it? Oh [laughter] >> Holy Holy. I don't know if I can do this. This was aing mistake, man. Eddie, you got to stop us. I [laughter] can't. I'm It's the weight of four dudes. I'm not going to stop y'all. >> Yeah, dude. I feel sick already. No, don't. Eddie, we're not ready. We're not ready, Eddie. >> Eddie, we're not ready. [laughter] EDDIE, WE'RE NOT [screaming] READY. EDDIE. OH MY GOD. OH EDDIE DOG. [laughter] HOLD ON. HOLD ON, BOYS. OH. OH. >> EDDIE, STOP. Stop it. Stop it. He hasn't [laughter] been pushing. He pushed it once. >> He's trying to look up. >> The edges. Crawl the edges. >> Yeah. I try to make it slow. >> I feel LIKE THE CAPTAIN AMERICA HOLDING THE CHOPPER. >> OH, I FEEL SICK. I feeling sick, bro. >> Oh, this feels crazy. Okay. >> Oh, you need to stop. I'm going to vomit. >> Molly, it doesn't stop. >> That was the funniest thing I've ever seen, bro. You should have seen Molly going, "Eddie, you dog." He's like looking for me, but he doesn't even know where I am. [laughter] >> All right, Eddie, it's your turn. All right, he's going to spin us, and then we go into the middle. >> We're in the tumble dryer, boys. Oh. Oh, God. Oh. Oh, hell. We're going to have to crawl into the middle. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. >> ARE WE GOING TO THE MIDDLE? >> OH >> HOLD ON. >> OH, EDDIE. >> OH. OH [screaming] [laughter] STOP MOVING. STOP. >> [laughter] >> I'm going to be sick. DON'T STOP IT. DON'T STOP [laughter] THE RIDE. >> DON'T STOP THE RIDE. QUICK. QUICK. DON'T STOP THE RIDE. DON'T STOP THE RIDE. OH, IT'S GOING FASTER. HELL. >> Oh my [laughter] god. Stop the ride. Stop the ride. >> Holy. I think I a little bit. >> OH GOD. DON'T STOP THE GO TO THE OUTSIDE. DON'T STOP THE RIDE. PLEASE, MAN. [laughter] DON'T. PLEASE. DON'T STOP. [screaming] OH OH HONESTLY, I don't know if I can >> stop the ride. >> You have to stop as much as possible. >> Yo, I goting yeed. >> It's kind of nice. >> That was >> Oh, you guys got to do it next. >> It feels kind of nice. Like I feel like I just like just took a tiny hit of a joint and it just set in. >> It's kind of nice on my >> camera. He's about to >> I need to get off. Start it. Start it. Start it. Spin it. >> No, don't. No, don't. Spin. Spin. Mommy's reaching over the edge LIKE [screaming] CONTINUOUS. >> Four rides in, boys. Four rides. Hell yeah. >> This is the funnest day ever. >> Where's the roller coasters? >> I don't know, dude. There's a loot. >> I think there's there's more in there. Like that way. >> Dude, it's a horse. I found the horse. >> No. >> No. That's the giraffe. >> Gosh, don't. Gosh, no. Gosh, no. Gosh, no. >> How the does this work, guys? >> What the are you doing, dude? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> [laughter] >> No more draft. No, you got to get on. >> We We literally It literally told us do >> There's warnings about the draft, dude. Don't get on the draft. >> There's warnings all over this thing. >> Have you had fun? >> I had a little bit at the start. >> Let's keep it that way. >> Okay. Only a little bit. You should be fine with only a little bit, right? >> How do you do this one? I want to see you do it. >> You don't do it. You don't do it, Josh. >> Josh, how crazy can you get on this thing? >> It wants you to think that. >> Why you laugh? >> I'm wondering. You probably have a threesome on it, maybe. Oh my god. Juicy. Juicy. They're multiplying. There's more giraffes. >> Oh my god. There is another giraffe. >> Molly, that's not good. Molly, that's not good. You're going to wrap your pants, >> dude. Why do I feel like this one's taller? >> I think it is. >> It is. >> Giddy up. >> It's leaning forward too much. >> That's you, brother. >> That is a crazy shot. >> Yeah. Let me get a picture of you on my phone just to put on Instagram later. Hold up. This doesn't feel like it should work. Why is it so smooth? Who? What oil did they put in the bearings of this thing for 60 years? It's so It's dead silent. >> Dude, you know what's crazy about this ride is the stairs. Like the ladder that you have to get down on moves as well. >> It's attached to the moving part. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it is. Yeah. For example, watch as Molly tries to get off. >> No, don't Josh. >> Just climb down. I >> At first, he thinks it's funny and then he's locked in. [laughter] >> Oh my god, bro. DUDE, WHAT the >> Ow. [laughter] You good, >> dude? Look at that one. That one's got jumps. >> That's the one that got the That's the one that got them shut down. >> Josh, are you going to do this one or you going to do the one with jumps? There's one [music] with jumps. >> Let me just stick with this one first. >> Oh my god. I don't know if I can climb this thing. Okay. >> Please be careful. Go from there. Test it. No, no, no. Keep going. Keep going, Josh. You'll be right. >> You're going to be a dad soon. >> Oh, yeah. Not yet, though. He's got He's got like 5 minutes of fun left. >> Oh, this is so steep. >> This one's up. >> I'm encouraging it, though, cuz I want to see him like have fun, you know? >> All right, epic prank time. Josh is going down this giant rusty old slide in an abandoned amusement park. And I got this stick. I'm going to put the bottom right here to impale him when he gets down. Dude, he's going to be going fast. He's going to come down here. And then I'm going to hold it right here. >> Holy Oh, well, this one's wider. Oh my god, this is the worst idea I've ever had. [sighs] >> Josh, can I have your base set box? >> He said yes. Did you hear that? >> Oh god. Oh god. OH, >> PLEASE BE CAREFUL. PLEASE BE CAREFUL. [screaming] >> OH GOD. OH MY GOD. Oh my god. >> I'm not doing that. >> You have a death wish, bro. >> You have a death wish. >> All right, now that you're qualified for this one, you can do the one with jumps. >> Yay. >> Juicy, you're the real MVP. We're getting rid of all the debris. [laughter] >> There's like eight sticks that grown just to impale. >> Josh, this one has jumps. >> Oh, and then the edges go away towards the end. >> Oh, yeah. No, that looks really >> How are YOU SUPPOSED TO SLOW DOWN ON this one? It's made of cooking trays at the last quarter. That'sing crazy, bro. [laughter] >> Imagine working as a normal person your entire life, right? >> Yeah. >> And then you make it on YouTube. Finally, you get your dream. You make retirement money. And then you die. >> Do this. Yeah. You do this. >> Thank god he's had a kid already cuz he won't be having one after this. We should not have said this one's got jumps. >> You see got I thought it' make him scared, but he got excited. Oh my god. This Oh god, it's so high up. [sighs] >> This one's way steeper. Yeah, we know. We seen. >> That's why we were like, I don't know, man. >> I know. The wheel fell off. >> Josh, hang on. The wheel fell off. [laughter] >> Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. >> Maybe that's a sign. >> Maybe that's a sign you shouldn't do it. >> I want to be the boy on camera that says this is a bad idea. Uh, I contested for him not to do this. Margo, >> I contested for him not to do this. >> It's on It's on record. >> Oh, don't worry. I found the missing part. >> Oh, yeah. his his wheel. He lost a a nut for the wheel, so he got it back on, though. Don't worry. >> Oh, he's going to And he's going to hand tighten it. >> He's vibe coating a wheel right now. He has no idea what he's putting together. >> All right. Ready? >> Yeah. Okay. >> All right, guys. Please lock and subscribe. >> Oh, please be careful. Please be careful. Please be careful. Please be careful. [screaming] [laughter] >> OH MY GOD, DUDE. >> Oh my god. Am I alive, >> Josh? It's God, big guy. [laughter] >> Am I dead? Did I get air? >> You got a lot of air. Welcome to heaven. Heaven's a lot like normal life. Unfortunately, you didn't finish the ride because your board stopped right there. I want to try that. Looks like fun. It's so steep. What the It's so steep. >> Do you want to ride a pillow? No, that won't work. >> I think that's what those are being used for. Pass me that. Oh, yeah. There's some of Okay, hang on. This changes everything. >> This is just where you watch Josh go down slides. >> Yeah, this is this whole video is just Josh watching watching Josh go down slides. >> Pass me that thing. That is No, look at this thing. This is a pad, dude. All right, we're going to try with this pad here. Let's see if this works. >> Oh god, the old cardboard trick. >> Is he back at the top? >> Yeah. >> On a piece of old cup. >> This will probably work better. Josh, >> I give up. Hey, >> be careful. Oh >> no. >> Oh, thank god. [laughter] >> Keep going. [music] Push down the next one. narrator sitting there praying like Cberus Snape during that Quidditch match in the first Harry Potter. [laughter] >> This is such aing bad idea. The edges are pretty high up there. I'm not going to lie. It's >> Come on, Josh. You got it. YEAH. >> OH, my ass. Oh, someone didn't weld that join properly. [laughter] >> At least you wore a helmet. That's Yeah, that would >> You got holes in your bum. Turn around. >> Yeah. >> Oh, no. Oh, boys. >> Wait, is that from the boys do store? >> No, >> they were. Now they're from Puzzle Park. >> It's from Spencer. [laughter] >> Okay, guys. Another part, another park, another thing. >> Yeah, this is cool, bro. >> Thank you for not dying. >> Mission marker, guys. What the hell is that? Oh, it's another slide. >> There's two. me, bro. Wait. Oh, this is a go-kart track. >> This is a go-kart track, dude. Yeah. Too bad our go-karts don't have engines. >> Like we flint stone. >> You can just push you around it. >> No, that's probably like people coming in and out of there. >> Whoa. What the Do you see that? Why is it doing it like that? >> Evil. >> Why doing it like that? >> Wait, why is it doing it like that, man? That's weird. >> What the dog doing? [laughter] >> Like that? >> Did you see that? That was wobbling like a fish. That was weird as >> I've never seen tin wobble like that. Have you seen tin wobble? >> I've seen tin wobble, but I've never seen tin wobble. Not like that. >> What? Dude, before it was like slamming, but there's no wind. >> Yeah. No, there's been no >> Look at it wobble. Look. Look at it go on its own. It picks up momentum on its own. Watch. >> No, it was like slamming, dude. >> No, it's not doing it now. >> Perpetual motion, dude. >> Perpetual motion, bro. We found it. Where's the battery? There's always a battery in there. Check. >> Hello. Whoa. >> There's also a open door around the corner. >> Oh, you want to the You want to look over there? >> Aha. >> Doors weren't invented yet. >> Oh, triple slide all the way. >> Triple slide all the way. Only brought two cards. This is a double. Is this a double? >> It's wide enough for two. This is This is a triple right here, dude. >> Oh, this one sounds riggedy, bro. >> Dude, the luge. Do you see it? >> It's right Wait, no. That's a fence. No. Is that it there? I think it is there. Look. >> What's a luge? You mean like a tobogen? >> Yeah. Kind of like a tobogen. >> In the Olympics, you got the you got the four people that are in one little sled and they go whoosh. >> Oh, yeah. No, that's definitely it. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's it. [screaming] [laughter] >> Whoa, that was awesome. >> You good, dude? >> You good? >> Josh, that is not the luge. >> It's not. >> No, it's the fence for the go-kart track. Oh, this place is just weird because it's all very well put together. Like, it's all welded nicely together nicely. It's all even. It's just crude and weird. I can't believe they used to charge people to come in here. It's crazy, >> dude. I've lost track of how many rides are actually here. This is way more interesting than I thought it was going to be. I'm not going to lie. Me, too. >> I [laughter] thought there was going to be like And then a bunch of little ones. >> Yeah. >> Wa! Dude, >> THIS THING ROCKS. LOOK AT THAT. >> Look how nice that is, >> dude. And let's get this out of the way. It's got flowers, too. This thing rocks. >> It's a picture perfect. >> It is. Just smack in the middle of the path. >> Wait, >> surrounded by sand. >> Ready? Ready. Watch this. >> Dude, >> turns white. >> That'sing awesome. >> Yo, guys, we found something. >> Don't let Molly see cuz he'll stomp on it. >> Yeah, >> we found a paddle boat like What is that? >> Old carousel, maybe. >> Yeah, >> it's got a motor, >> dude. Everything is handbuilt. >> Yeah, it's nuts, isn't it? >> Oh, dude. This is the maze. >> There's a maze. >> Oh, >> It was a maze? Yeah, it's not now. It's >> Dude, this is like what I >> No. >> Bad dose. >> What do you do? Guys, where the were you? We got raided last night. >> Oh, dude. Not the store of chickens. >> They took all the AK-47s. >> Wait, they took the chickens, too. I was keeping the chickens right there. >> Yeah, didn't Oh, >> all the sleeping bags are gone. I was messaging you guys, dude. I told you to stop and watch the base. >> Where were the archers? >> All right, I'm going to try and go in this maze over here. It looks like someone tried that going in it too and just got sick of it and started eating. >> This is narrator after 20 minutes in the maze. Just walked straight through the wall. >> He [laughter] needs to >> Yeah, man. Nar when he needs to in a minute. >> I have to Bang. >> Well, this is creepy, dude. >> Wait, Juicy, you turned on the power, right? Like all of our turrets had power. All the >> I I've checked everything, dude. >> Who did the wiring? >> I checked everything. Paul did the wiring. Same guy. He's always done it. >> Well, then what happened? >> I don't know what happened. Don't know. We had the turrets. >> Everything's gone, though. They ransacked everything. >> Oh, yeah. Going through the maze, bro. >> Is it creepy? >> Yeah, dude. >> Oh. >> Oh You scared the out of me. >> The maze. >> The maze takes off. >> Our maze. [music] >> This is amazing. >> Shut up. >> Yep. You're good. Hey, Josh, you're going to take a left. Yep. >> Close your eyes. >> Okay. Um, it looks like the path is blocked. >> Just keep going. >> Keep going straight. >> Okay. Now, keep going straight. >> My eyes. >> All right. Keep go straight. No. No. No. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. And left. Made >> it. Take a left. >> If you hit the traffic cones, you've gone too far. >> Okay. Reverse. Reverse. Beep beep beep. >> Turn right. >> That's left. >> Other way. Take it back now, y'all. >> Wow. This is way worse than I started. >> One hop this time. >> Wo. Why is that so creepy? It's like some skiby graveyard >> Josh, that's the type of they put in a video game. That means you can't walk that way. Seems real quiet around here. [laughter] >> Here, take two. Take two. >> Town ain't big enough for two. Yeah. >> Where my tumble weed at? Where's the tumble weed at? >> Tumble weed. Tumble weed. Where is it? >> Tumble weed on set. >> Kick that one right there. It's right there. and rolling. >> All right. [clears throat] Wait, we didn't say action. >> Oh, And action. Oh, they can just edit me out. Okay, action. Narrator, say the line. Action. >> Yeah, it's real quiet around here. >> Editor just cut me out. >> He broke the stick >> and cut. Wait, Molly's in the shot. >> Oh, guys, what? Check. Have a look at this. Come here, dude. Look. Look how back rooms this looks. >> Do you see that? >> What the Is this a pool? >> Yeah. The creepiest pool I've ever seen, dude. >> Oh, look at the water slide going in. Oh, wait. This is the water slide. >> Oh, that is the water slide. >> This is the water slide. Yeah, >> dude. Look how creep Oh my god. >> Oh, that's the slide Josh was supposed to go into. Or the the pond. This looks like something is going to crawl out of it, man. >> Have you ever wondered if God's real? Cuz you can take one drink of this and you'll find out [laughter] fast. Bro, >> is this the video where we have to uh where we have to cold punch those? >> Oh, yeah. [laughter] >> Just get every disease possible. >> Hey, my bad, boys. Didn't look at the water beforehand. >> Look, this was a waterfall here. A >> It was It obviously still works, Molly, because the pool's full. [laughter] This is the most stagnant water I've ever seen of anywhere we've been. Look at the edge. >> I could probably walk on this. It's got a crust, dude. >> Yeah, this is this is the Lazerus pit. I think this is this this is epoxy for sure. The TV filter straw. Dude, guys, we found a weird construction site. I don't know. >> God damn it. Why did it have to be a construction? The thing I find it's got to be a construction site. >> No, no. This You don't get it. This is one of the rides here. [laughter] >> What the hell? >> It's still under construction. >> What is this shelter? What's this thing? >> This is containment, bro. >> The petting zoo. This is a trap. >> But for who? You just see a geek bar in the middle of it. [laughter] It pans over. I was through like crawling through the grave. >> This theing the gates go down. [laughter] >> It's a drop. >> You know when they >> in Australia there's a rule, dude. When there's corrugated iron on the floor, there's snakes underneath that iron. >> Oh, hey. Well, good thing this is winter though. >> You think they just disappear during winter? >> No, but in the summer it would be like >> they're sleeping. >> They're sleeping. >> Where do they go in the winter? >> Not under the iron. >> They're going to holes. >> Oh, what is all this? Yeah, >> Josh, you've never played this? [laughter] >> This is four rectangles, Josh. >> Four rectangles. >> Obviously, this is four rectangles. I thought you knew about moving parts. >> What the is this? >> You would have played this when you came here as a little kid. [laughter] >> Dude, it's giant. It's giant a ball. Look. >> Oh, it is too. >> Yeah. >> Or it could be tombstones. >> Could be for really big people. >> Yeah. Hollow earth giants that were discovered in the park. That's why it was shut down because they killed they were sieged by four hollow earth giants that destroyed the maze. They killed them, buried them on site, and condemned the park. >> Now we're getting somewhere. >> We just cracked the whole >> now. Exactly. Because these rides are actually well built. >> That's right. >> If they've survived this long, if if if five idiots were able to ride that spinny thing >> and it didn't even squeak >> 50 years after it was built or whatever >> and it was like it was like it was new >> minus the rust. >> Why did they shut it down then? >> THE THE ODD SPIT IT OUT, JUNIOR. >> Homie couldn't even pronounce a $2 word. >> He didn't even say it. He just shot That just shut him down. >> Oh, there's the clanking again. Look, look, look, look, look. The The door's moving. The thing The thing's clanking on its own again. Look, you can see it moving from here. >> How is it? No. How is it moving that much, though? Genuinely, >> there is zero wind right now. Look, look, look at >> Wo, you can actually see it wobbling on its own. >> Wait, can you zoom in those? >> Not really. Wait, listen. >> You can really see it going like boom boom. Yeah, let's go check it out. >> Dude, we found the horse. >> The horse is going. >> We We can see the metal moving like someone's moving it. >> I hate the look of that horse. >> We found the horse, dude. How did we not see the horse before? >> It stopped now that we got closer to it. >> What the >> It actually did. >> No, you could say it's you could say it's the wind, but like >> when you were trying to do >> Look at the way it picks up momentum on its own. Look look look. What the? That's weird. >> You couldn't even get it to do that though. It's not like that. >> One of the kids that died on the swelly slide. >> I gave it some momentum, bro. And it didn't even move like that. Look at that >> What the is it moving like that? >> That's what I'm saying, man. >> Hey, stop moving that. Stop it. Stop it right now. >> All right, count us. It's do Juicy me narrator Molly Josh Alana. >> Yeah, we're all here. >> How is it moving? There's no wind right now. >> There is zero wind. And for it to be moving that much, h have a look at have a look at like even the trees right here or anything. Like look at the look at the vegetation. There is no wind. Look at the look look at this little blade of grass right here. That is barely even moving. And the thing is like picking up momentum. Perpetual motion can dude. >> That's what it is. Definitely. Nah, it's like it's definitely some like that. It's definitely like some boy physics is going to explain it type beat. You know what I'm saying? >> Hey, who the man? Who doing that, man? Stop it. Do you? You might be right. We might have found a perpetual motion machine cuz this doesn't make any sense. >> I'm not even saying that for the video. It's just weird. >> Yeah, it does. It does look weird, right? That's what I was saying. That don't that moves weird. >> We have to get out of here. This is not okay. We have found some we should not be meddling with, Eddie. This is far beyond us. >> There's four big rectangles on the ground over there and a perpetual motion machine in this park. >> This theme park's crazy. >> If you walk in there, you go into the back rooms. There's someone in there going like this. >> Yeah. Wait. And then there's what appears to be >> what appears to be a fake UFO built by man, but could potentially be actual remnants of a crashed vessel. >> Part of a real one. >> Yeah, it could be going off EVERYTHING ELSE. >> OH, MAN. >> OH, that thing's >> Yo, >> that's a big motherucker right there, dude. >> Yo, [laughter] I stood right underneath that. >> He just just >> on your head, dude. Shut up, man. Shut up, dude. You're making me scratch, man. I'm itching crawling your ear, dude. >> And he went to your ear. He's controlling your chicken skin, man. >> When he had >> Damn. Yeah, that's up. >> That's a big That is the biggest spider I've ever seen. >> Another slide. >> We think we found the luge. That is the luge. >> Oh, it is. >> Yeah. >> Oh, hell yeah. I'm so excited, dude. It's a twoperson one. Oh my god, this is so cool. We found it. Wait, Eddie. >> I think you found it. I think you found something. You did? >> Wait, what? You You found it. >> We found the roller coaster. It's still on there. >> Wait, but did you find it? >> It's right here. It's about to ride it. >> What' you say? You found it? >> Yeah. >> It was next to us the whole time. >> The wholeing time. [laughter] >> Dude, it's a twoperson one. >> Is it? >> I don't know. Yeah. >> I thought you put your butt here and your legs here. >> You don't know where it goes, Molly. >> I know. You need to check that there's nothing dangerous down there. >> Oh well, give him a push. Oh. >> Oh [laughter] Josh, [screaming] >> I have to try that. >> Wait, the giraffes seem to be like in different positions, man. >> Are you saying they moved? >> Wait, hang on. Come here. >> Wait, they're giraffes. >> Lucy, come here. Am Iing crazy? Oh, thank God. Oh, you thought the second one was gone? >> I thought the second giraffe was gone. It's right there. But this is weird, man. >> Dude, I think we Hold on. We were standing right in here. >> Are you talking about how this just spawned in? Dude, I felt the exact I felt the exact same way. >> We were like looking for it. >> I mean, we were standing literally. >> Yeah. Like >> righting there >> and we just didn't notice it at all. It's like it spawned in. >> Yeah, it did. I was literally talking to Josh before about anomalies. Yeah, >> we're in the anomalous zone right now, dude. >> We're We're This is It's just weird, dude. It feels like the giraffe like shifted position. >> Like captured. >> Also, this looks like a chocolate bar. >> It looks like a chocolate bar. >> It looks like a chocolate bar. This thing's crazy. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it is. >> That definitely wasn't here before, though. >> Dude, we saw the biggest spider, by the way. >> Did you? Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It was a grave above Eddie's head. >> I wonder why it ends here. Do you think the original track went around the park or No. >> It was probably just a little one, bro. I think they were. >> Oh, maybe. Yeah. >> Cut it off. >> This is it. This is the final ride, dude. >> Final ride. >> Who's going on next? >> I want to go next. I haven't done it. >> Hop on. Hop on. All right. Let's give him right to the edge and then we'll give a big push. All right. Ready? >> The Minority Express. >> The Minority Express. I'm going to the other side. >> 3 2 1. WOOHOO. OW. That hurts. I don't know where I'm going. Where am I going? Oh, America. I can't see where I'm going. Oh >> [laughter] >> Okay, now I'm going backwards. Oh. Oh. All right. Someone stop me, please. Oh it's picking up speed. [screaming] Okay, it stopped. How was it, big dog? That wasing fun, dude. Surfing on it is pretty fun. You should have a little surf on it. >> Oh, dude. I I thought it was going to be a myth, dude. So many people have come here and not found this. >> What's hiding? No, it only shows itself to you if you're pure of heart. >> You're true [laughter] believers. >> That's why it wasn't here before. >> Josh was a lu true believer and it made itself known. It >> tested us first. >> When we leave, it's going to disappear. And whoever said the only people who find it, the people like, "Man, I swear there's a luge here." Well, it tests your intent and your intentions. It only showed up cuz we went down the slides. It knew we were here for fun and not for something selfish. >> Vandalism. >> Vandalism. >> Or drinking 20 beers. M. Yeah. >> Straight off your head. [laughter] >> Flying straight off. >> Woohoo. Put the subscribe. >> Oh, Eddie S. Pro skateboarder. That's a sick grind, dude. >> That's right. >> Let's go tandem standing. >> What is that? >> We stand together. >> Oh, LET'S DO IT. OH YEAH. [screaming] JOSH, ONE OF THE EXPRESS. OH [laughter] My bad. My bad. I started to fall. >> Oh my. [laughter] THE JOSH D. OH >> Josh D water was spray. [laughter] >> Oh dude, I lost my balance. >> This way. This way. >> [screaming] [laughter] >> dude. >> Now come on back. Oh my god. [laughter] >> Did you finish your homework? >> Yeah. Okay. All right. [laughter] All right. Give us a push, D. Go. Go. Go. Go. >> Get your legs up. Get your legs up. Get your legs up. [laughter] [screaming] >> We're going to GO OVER THE EDGE. WE'RE GOING TO GO OVER THE EDGE. [laughter] >> My ass hurts so bad. >> Can't even go back. I don't know. I can get off without breaking something. Ow. Ow. We have a combined age of 100. >> Yeah. >> Oh man. >> I never thought I'd be right in the middle of the train, dude. >> The boys. >> The boys train. >> The boys. Oh my. The boy centipede. Man, I think we've pretty much >> I think we've done everything. >> We We solved the puzzle. >> That was puzzle part. >> We defeated puzzle part. >> We did, Josh. >> Okay. Bye. [laughter] >> That's the end. The end. I can't believe that we This is by far the video that we've been seen by the most of the public in. >> What do you mean? >> Easily. >> That pub over there's popping. >> Yeah, >> the pub's popping and we're here riding a loose 20 30 years old screaming and yelling and >> yeah, we're standing at the top of like fivetory towers overlooking the highway on a hill >> with FLASHLIGHTS GOING, "GUYS, GUYS, >> no one gives a ride." [laughter] >> Best video ever. We just came here, rode a bunch of rides. There's a pub with slot machines right there. It's over, dude. This the best. >> Is that where we're going after the video? >> We're going to do an Herbex in the Pokésroom. [laughter] >> All right, boys. I want to know one thing. What was everyone's favorite ride? >> I got to say, >> sorry. >> My favorite was that thing. That is just the most chaotic. >> That was my favorite by far. >> I love that one. >> And it just looks so unnatural and weird. >> Dude, that looks like something you'd find at like a cattle farm. >> Yeah, it does. >> For some reason, eh, >> my favorite ride was the last one. >> A >> It was juicy. It was >> [laughter] >> I love I love the spinny top of death and the swing set. >> The swing set was good. Swing set [laughter] was good. >> Yeah, I heavy with that. I like that uh that piece of tin that was moving. Really? We went back and looked at for a while. >> Oh yeah, we started coming up. We actually came up with a theory. >> The luge only shows itself to those who believe. >> Josh. >> Yeah, that's what I was saying. >> It only showed itself after I learned that we were pure of heart. Once you went on more slides, it decided you were worthy. And all video you've been saying I know there's a luge around here. >> You said I know I've seen it but I haven't seen it in every single video of this place of it only shows itself to those who are pure. >> I watched a couple Herbex video I reckon I watched 10 of them and two of them had this in it. >> You know what else I can't believe dude is like a detachable that has not been stolen for 20 years. >> Yeah, I was thinking that too because I want to steal it. >> You can take it off the edge. No one's stolen it. >> I want to. >> I really want to. It It's weird how well this place is. None of the bearings squeak. Nothing. The only The only thing that makes any noise is the shed down there when there's no weird. >> I literally said to Juicy, "Someone's come with a can of WD40 and kept this thing alive." >> Someone's greased those bearings. >> Someone's come with WD40. >> Dude, I don't give a how much you grease them. A 50-y old bearing should not be as whisper as not one squeak, bro. >> That thing right there's probably got like what? A ton of metal hanging on one hinge. It's whisper quiet. >> So why did it shut down? Everything is well built. Everything [snorts] was built to last over 50 years. >> Yeah. There's no safety there, is there? >> That was pretty safe. No one got hurt. >> No one got hurt. Yeah. >> And we weren't even using the right equipment. >> You should bring your kids here. >> So, what' you expect about the name? Because it seems like this place was putting all the pieces together. >> The puzzle pieces were being put together and that's why they got shut down. All this stuff. >> It's Puzzle Park. >> It was in the name all along. >> Puzzle Park. It's a park. Yeah, it's car park. Yeah, there is. No, actually, not anymore. Solve the puzzle. >> We did solve >> the puzzle. Yeah, that makes That's way creepy, actually. >> You solve the puzzle, you get the luge. >> No, that's not really what we meant. But yeah, >> we worked all night. The flu goes in a straight line. It was fun. But >> come on, man. >> All right, that's it. I'm I can't remember where my helmet's on my >> We get back on the illusion. Go home, probably. >> How else are we going to get home? >> Yeah. All right, guys. >> Well, thanks for watching. That was abandoned amusement park. [laughter and gasps] Go to the boys.store, hungryboy.f food, get some delicious hot sauces that we make, go to Spencer's, and we're going to go home now. So, >> byebye. >> All right. Hell yeah. >> All right, guys. Let's take this thing to to the pub. >> It's like, what's going to hit the ground faster, a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of rocks? >> Yeah, obviously the rocks, dude. [laughter] >> Duh. Classic question. >> Yeah. Next. >> What's What is actually going to hit the ground faster, a kilogram of rocks or a kilogram of feathers? >> I know the answer. This one. >> Yeah. What is it? >> It's the Mexican. >> The Mexican's going to hit the ground faster. >> Yeah. >> What the is that? Is that a [laughter] >> Is that a threat, Alana? >> A racial threat? >> Are you threatening me?