Grumpcade - Complete Series Playlist

sh three players the completionist dacade hey welcome back all right I I was telling the Epic Meal Time story I guess so this is before I was on Game Grumps um so what's the what's the main guy's name Harley beard dude Harley yeah he's cool he's cool so he's real funny guy cuz um we were uh we had this Mass Effect 3 launch at this like funny guy cuz he made me laugh yeah he did he did actually so story so the head of um I guess the marketing guy for like who used to market for do the marketing lead on Mass Effect I forget his name uh he was like oh David Silverman that's right he was going around the line uh at this like EB where they were launching Mass Effect 3 in LA and it was like this big deal and all these like people from YouTube showed up and uh I'm standing there and I'm just watching him go down the line of like people who are like really excited lining up for the copy of Mass Effect 3 and that he's fucking at the front of the line they're like you said something really rude yeah they go up to him like DAV Sumer goes up he's like so what are you looking forward to most about Mass Effect 3 and he just like yo I just want to fuck blue alien chicks and then he immediately like pulls the fucking micr away from me like all right next person there's YouTube video saw that I was there it was hilarious I was oh this is so great what a funny dude I was uh I think I told you guys the story but I was at Disneyland with uh the smos guys a long time ago and the whole time when you're with smos at Disneyland those poor guys could get get recognized everywhere and so we like caused lines whenever we went somewhere but uh we went on California saurin I think it is C no California screaming um cuz sain's no longer around but uh is it oh yeah it is round I I thought they were I keep I I keep using that with the uh the whoopy Goldberg uh exib that is no longer there um I don't think I even know what that is oh what's in here Wy Goldberg ride oh God can we mom can we whoe so we were about to go in California screaming and uh the whole time uh they were getting recognized and one kid looks at me just like with these big big eyes and he's just like oh my God you're him you're him and I'm like yeah yeah who am I like tell me who I am I want to know who I am he's like am I I'm I'm the completionist like I was like trying to get it out of him he was like you're Harley from Epic Meal Time and then and then he broke into full like bacon bits and bacon bits and he looked so sad that he like looks so happy I didn't I didn't want to disappoint him so I just like hammed it up and like started doing my impression bacon bits bacon bits he was like oh you're him can I take a photo I took a photo with him and J it out I feel so bad because he's going to get old enough one day to realize that not it wasn't him no crap I think I'm stuck down here fucking uh that that it's funny how that used to kind of happen like do you remember that photo that went around it was like a really old photo of uh oh what what ride at Disneyland was it it was the one where you come down like a slide at the end or something uh maybe it was maybe it was one of them anyway there's this picture that was going around online of um me PBG uh John xan I think maybe Aaron I don't know but we're all like we're all like screaming like ah and for the longest time whenever that photo came up it was always on T it was always on everything they're like H pointing out the faces nobody knew who I was in that and they're like I think that's uh and they're just saying all these wrong YouTubers and now when that photo comes up it's just like that's Ross and I'm like look how far I've come people actually know who I am wow yeah that's weird yeah it's weird that there was a time before yeah nobody knew who that was you being on Grumps there was actually a CU we' like mention you on Grumps but nobody know what I looked like because I was an animator I didn't really put my face out there and well anyway there there's a similar situation uh in friends you know uh who's the guy huari who plays house right yeah there's this fucking picture going around online it's pretty old but it just shows um Huli sitting next to what was what was Ross's girlfriend oh I already fucked this up Cox what was the character oh Ross uh uh Rachel okay it was Rachel from fucking friends and he's it's like in the '90s you would have seen this picture and said oh who's this fucking asshole sitting next to Rachel but in the 200s you would have said who's this fucking bitch sitting next to you next to you lari cuz like it was before he was like really popular in America it's interesting yeah but he was really popular in UK popularity comes and goes man yeah it's really weird fucking it's a fleeting existence we live in yep yeah one day they'll look back and go like man so this this bonus level sucks the most because you have to leave paths for yourself yeah you have to like remember what path you came down how many there are exactly and just pray that you went down the right path because eventually you're going to get to a point where you've like gone down every single one and it's going to suck perfect why is Tails even here is he just here to sniff down wind of your farts this is stupid I don't get I don't have anything to do all right this is where it's getting bad okay oh shit all right well we're not going that way we know that much okay do we have any okay let's go this way this is fucking tense shit okay that's a double one let's go doubles let's go doubles let's go and it's going to go dub again oh fuck okay and that's just a big circle yeah okaying hard is that you have to do just go in a complete straight line dead end and then basically yeah and just eliminate one two one two we have one more line left there it is I think we oh no I think we have one more section did got it shit when you get when it gets to the when it gets to the point where it's too fast I was holding my breath that was sweaty hard sweaty high five brother yeah fucking red Chaos Emerald I'm really hot right now knuckles I know you are I want to touch your nipples what I didn't say anything I've got three of them so there's enough to go around there's two oh yeah that's right you have your Superfluous third nipple mhm whoa did you get a free man yeah oh dude Freeman and a continue you got a Gordon Freeman look how bigest hand is yeah it's like a fucking drags it around like a gorilla like a sports hand like yeah number Sonic number one it's just like yeah nice nice novelty hand he's like it's my real hand imagine if you're a big yeah like you're such a big Sports you get like a surgically enhanced hand to save time going to sports games save time yeah fucking the things you could have Justified it with safe time sa time I can imagine fucking like knuckles's parents like his last name's Knuckles and he like gets born and he's got like really tiny Knuckles and they're just like this want to so they feed him like a diet of like just knuckle sandwiches and get him surgically enhanced fucking Knuckles they just punch him in the face over it's like what's for lunch ma bang that's what's for lunch bitch my God a horrible life that's well I mean when you got four dicks it's you know that's true he does have four dicks well he has one dick with four heads is that right yeah that's weird that's how it works kidas are weird kidas are fucked up dude did you know that Gerard they don't dude didn't Knuckles have like a weird Australian acccident in one of the cartoons no he did cuz he's an Australian animal what about Fang the sniper oh yeah he was weird austr sniper that was sniper was how do you not know you're the completionist he was in The Game Gear The Game Gear one I know that how do you not know that sniper he's fucking he has one tooth and he's like a kangaroo really no he's he's a weasel but we don't have weasel do we do we have weasel in Australia well I don't know in Australia but he's like totally like he had like a like a crocodile dunde hat ex can you give me a lift up yes all right how fly there you go and then keep tapping it it's called I let you know an Australian and New Zealand Army Core hat let's just go where we're going we don't need Tails oh okay uh I'm trying to think let do it again he was just being a dink about it I think it's down here I could be wrong though I remember there being like this hey Sonic you need a lift Sonic you need a lift I'll give you a lift did I just grab you from that great all right we're going to do it lift your buttt your butt tired I think it's up there or is it I want to I I just want to make sure okay no we got more level to go then never mind I love this song it's great you need a lift I have I have to ask you Aon you're usually very anti- Sonic how do you feel right now about I thought you going to say anti-semite I know you're kind of anti-Semitic yeah I know I know you just kind of like you were really against Dan I mean I was saving it for like like a joke at the end of the playthrough and just being like this game sucks oh gotta yeah I hate it there's just no there's like nothing this is it's nothing it's just like you go and then stuff happens and that's it the end it doesn't feel like I don't know if you like it I'm not going to I'm not going to sh oh I'm I like don't get offended people don't like games that I like I I I'm very offended that's like what the internet why don't you like World of Warcraft I don't understand you don't you really you don't understand I do understand we've got Gil Grumps coming out soon yeah very soon and if you don't know what that is well I'll tell you right now it's a show it's a it's a in-house reality show we produced recently where I force Aaron and everyone else to play World of Warcraft and they never played an MMO Ross this is where I need you okay right up there I'm here go a little higher a little higher a little higher perfect nice help game Mark I fucking help get the blue balls oh top 10 top 10 number 12 blue ball number 12 that's not a top 10 that's the top 12 number 11 imagine there's like a great distaste in the in the top 10 Community for people doing like above 10 like top 11s top 12s they're not real top teners real top teners yeah oh that sounds like a beautiful singing group The Real top teners oh this one's good nice nice nicely done nicely done thank you wow you're super smart Gerard thank you thank Gerard you are super smart super get it done super get it done man get it done Dan coming soon to YouTube near you get it done rard okay I think I have to okay yeah here we go this is going to be a little weird bam okay damn fucking Gard you're shit g. RAR shit oh fuck oh fuck we got to do a really weird ass Loop thing oh man how do you know this in 3D how do you think so fast you move like oh shit you move like they do oh fuck it's like you're the actual Matrix yeah you get those Rings you get those Emerald dude we're going to be so fucking gold yeah I think this is the first time anybody on any game Grump show has been good yeah that's true not even not even uh projared uh Jared was pretty good jar Jared's good Jared's good he was really he was pretty good at um what was the name of that game we played uh project Doom project Vice project Doom yeah he's pretty good at that uhoh it's knucks wa I can just fly I can just pick you up yeah that doesn't make sense I could just fly back up yeah but you wouldn't have anything to land on you get tired and you fall I could at least go back up w why didn't you couldn't have gone in there bonus stage I had a little momentum oh boner stage oh shit Ross all right Ross give me a give me a oh wait actually it should be okay two three four five six seven seven hits sweet well next time on grum Cade uh Gerard's going to keep kicking more ass I you were going to land on the top of that and I the last second I saved you from I don't know next time grum K oh God no one's going to save you from the bees with the 40 eyes yeah th it what 40 eyes that's how that's how it goes Beast with 40 eyes yeah man you never heard that song no I have but I just that particular lyric never stuck out to me