Dungeons & Dragons: Season Five

Currently Playing: Dungeons & Dragons: Rap Edition

Now on iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, and Spotify. Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ySRsEDBrRw iTunes Donwload: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dungeons-dragons-rap-edition-single/1438765067 Apple Music: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id/1438765067 Amazon Music: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JB8QNP3/ref=sr_1_1?s=dmusic&ie=UTF8&qid=1539360291&sr=1-1-mp3-albums-bar-strip-0&keywords=Dungeons+%26+Dragons+Rap+Edition Original beat produced by Bighead and Gnealz Remix by Elxnce Original lyrics by Charles Bates Song recorded by Star Vinartist Studios Lyrics: Welcome to the campaign I'm about to put the party in the fast lane Bring pain to the divine and arcane Go hard like a bard on cocaine, unchained I'm a PC's nightmare Better believe I'm prepared to go there Bar fight with 71 Bugbears Put your DPR in a wheelchair This is the way that it goes Everyone knows, I keep 'em up on their toes I never run out of foes, so I suppose You should be practicing throws Put a quest up in the Northwest Railroad you to the Southeast Won't develop a good story line for like 3 sessions at least I don't really wanna kill you But the DM gotta do what the DM gotta do And if you gonna be coming with an attitude Let me remind you of all of the latitude I been allowing you, you're ungrateful Y'all don't really wanna see me get hateful Don't nobody wanna see me get ridiculous And do another TPK Dice quality clean Ice all up on my screen I'm nice until I get mean There's no in between, I'm a machine, look I could put all of you into a castle Full of 1000 chests And one of the chests contains an item Required for you to continue the quest And all of the other unopened containers are Mimics and traps So you'll have to open them all to recover the item Which is a map That will lead you into a complex dungeon With enough gold to make the whole team rich But you better be ready to go to battle With a Demon Lord and a Lich So don't bitch when I give you a puzzle To put a muzzle on your tendency to deviate and metagame I'm liable to kill a character for no other reason Than I think that it needed a better name This game was a mistake I think I'm gonna need to take a little break That's it, I'm done, goodbye Oh yeah, rocks fall, everybody dies Subscribe: http://tinyurl.com/juf8ze3 Support: https://www.patreon.com/mannshorts Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mannshorts Twitter: https://twitter.com/mannshorts Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mannshorts