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All right, we're checking out the only game that mixes tumors, extra cheese, and regrets, uh, I always find it very interesting to see the-- [music] I'm amazing. I'm literally amazing, that was the very first bottle I flipped and I hit the bullseye. I was gonna say I'm always interested to see how many different words we can shove into a bottle flip. I appreciate that now there's tumors involved. Oh, it's Nike Air Yeetzys 2, the new and improved. Now, in case, you're wondering there is a win chamber that I have to somehow get into after first making mistakes. Hmm, everyone loves Air Yeetzys. All right, let's go grab some more vodka here. Now the vodka rises up like the phoenix from the vodka cellar. All right, there's the extra cheese, I did want that, and right into the recycling. Yeah, let's put another order down into that cellar. We're gonna be- we're gonna be getting a lot of vodka by the time we're done here. [sound effect] Oh, I was right there, man. I'm not really sure what the Wow Box-- Huh, I was gonna say I'm not really sure what the Wow Box is but I kind of wanna be in it. Come on win, unlock. [music] Yeah. Oh, I'm inside the Wow Box. What does it mean? I don't know, but I'm-I'm in it. The Wow Box and I are fantastic friends. I love that it's only the Wow Box sometimes, the rest of the time it's the sad box. What's a Deli Yeet? Ah, yeah, come on. Ow. All right, that's the win-unlock chamber, the problem is getting the win after you get the-- Oh, oh, oh, come on. [laughs] I'm trying-- Oh, no, oh God. [laughs] No, that's what ninja meant. Oh, it's cool, I drew a four on my face with, uh, swords. All right, we're in the wind right off the bat, I've got the pattern now. All right, let me put this over here. [music] Gotta get inside the Win chamber. Oh, come on. Yeah. Ah, come on, baby. I'm starting to get a lot of recycling. Oh, I got the Wow Box again. I-- How-- Was that there the whole time? Because that wasn't there the whole time. How did I get a bottle in there? All right, that's a double Win chamber. Last try. No. Okay, there was a bottle in there, to begin with, I was starting to get really worried. Mistakes were made. There. Perfect, okay? Oh, no, not the ninja. Not the ninja. Ah, what is this? Ah, they're angry rocket strawberries. There is a lot of secrets hidden in this board, a lot of secrets. Oh, I got Still Alive. [chuckles] Does that mean I get like an extra life when the swords come out from the heavens to try and stab me in the nostrils? Probably not. So, um, there's a real problem here. Uh, this explosive device is sitting in front of the Win column, not a-not a fan. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please. I'm very sad right now. I got the sword in the bullseye. How do you like that? All right, I got rid of the explosive. Oh, oh, oh, no, it's right there. Oh, it's right there. Okay. I don't want the Deli Yeet. Come on. Come on. Oh, come on. No. No. I'm not giving up until I get this win. Look at how close I am. Ah, damn it. Yes, release me. Release-- Ow. Come on, we're gonna go win this together. Ah, come on. [beep] Oh, how sausage is made. There's a little hidden area way up there if you can make it. I am literally set up to die right now. [music] Yes, I did it. I did the impossible. This is called-- Oh, my God. It's called Meteor Chaos Run. Okay. [music] All right. Ow, a couple of-- Oh, my son. I'm sure he'll land-- Hmmph. Ow. Whoa, what is this? Where am I? What is this? Like the fire-- Quick, click on the-- What does it say? "Quick. Click on me to cover the cave and stop the meteor." Guess I'm a little late. I wonder if I could do this with one wheel. Well, I don't really have a choice right now. There goes my helmet. All right. Oh, this is gonna be a hundred times harder and out of there. What's that rumbling noise? Another meteor run. Oh God. I can hear it. Oh my gosh, right there. Ow. Are you serious? Okay. All right, I'm [?]. What I was going to say before I was-- Hmmph. Staying alive is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Okay. You know what? Maybe-maybe I'll just go down this way, and now I'll do this. There. Perfect. And yeet. Go straight over the whole board. Yeah. What do you think about that? What do you think about that right there? What do you think about that? Yeah, screw your board. You know what? Guess I'll do it the right way. And jump, and arrows to the wiener, and down. Protection, that should stop the meteor. All right. Now, I just have to remember that there's an area coming up, and we got a bounce off a launch pad in order to get the win. I don't know what kind of sicko would've put that there, but all right, here we go. You know, the meteor's coming. No problem. I got tons of speed right now. And yeet, and down, and-- Okay. Here we go, here we go. We built a shelter to stop the meteor. Escape this area before any more trouble occurs. Okay. Okay. And boop. Oh, no. This board is the devil. I can't get over it. All right, nice and smooth. Watch. [laughs] Go over everything. Perfect, and, urgh. There is an arrow up my son's butt. I guess that's how you know you're a man. Oh, he pulled it out. What a boss. Okay, jump, down, slow. There. All right. Now-- Oh my God. Okay, and yeet. Yeah. You did it, son. I'm so proud of you. Which one of us? Also, my son brought you this bloodied crossbow bolt for Christmas. You're welcome. The time has come for a harpoon run. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This harpoon run's kinda tough. Okay. All right. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. How are you suppose to beat this? It's so fast. Go. Ouch. Go, go, go. All right. You know what? Hold on. Yeah. Got it. How do you like that speed? This is called the Insane Anaconda 2. Now, if you haven't remembered, we thwarted the original Insane Anaconda, but now his older, more malnourished brother is here. Now, if you don't know what an Insane Anaconda is. All you have to do is let me tap it. Oh, it just walked away. [laughs]. Yay. Oh, oh, hold on. It's still kinda there. Oh, oh. Yeah. Just real quick, I'll show you what happens if you should touch the anaconda. This is called One Gajillion Percent Luck. "Hello, GrayStillPlays. If you're not GrayStill pay-- Plays, then just go. Remember to drop your son, Tom Hardy at day-- "Well, hold on now. Before we do-- Tom, Tom, don't come down here. Look at him. He's like, "Dad, I'm coming, dad." Don't do it, Tom. Tom. All right. Anyway, here we go. Oh, no. "Your phone just bro-- Your phone broke just kiden." Okay. All right. Am I suppose to jump over this or? Okay. Oh, wait. I can win this. Hold on. Ready? Watch this. Hold on. Here we go, and woop, and there you go. Woop. Oh, having a little-little tough time getting over the child safety seat. Come on, baby. Oh, there we go. Oh, your head could catch on that very quickly, and we have a winner. This is called The Road of Death Arena. Anyone can win $100,000 if they beat the Death Arena. The tutorial. Here we go. All right, we've won. Level one, You know what? You're coming with me. Never mind. Your knife is coming with me. Level two. Why does everyone have butcher's cleavers? Level three, double size. Yeah, get wrecked. Level four, katana. Level five, metal axe. Oh, we've-- Ow. All right. You know what? We're doing this in full speed. Death Arena. Actually, I died as fast as you could possibly die. Do I like win something? [groans] Yeah, I love it. Oh, yeah. Levels-- Wow. That guy is a freaking-- It's like Achilles. Death Arena. Ah. Yeah. Ah. Yeah. Yeah, keep it-- Oh, my torso fell apart. I hate it when that happens. All right. Death Arena is, um-- it's kinda hard actually. All right, we're in one piece. All right, now I-- Whoa, that sword almost went up my eyes. Oh, it's like-- It was like-- Why did he just stab himself in the keister? Out of the way. All right. [sighs] Oh, I tagged it. [laughs] Whoa. All right, level 88 gajillion. Yeah. What is this? How are you suppose to-- Ow. Argh. Whoa. Oh, I threw the- I threw the butcher's cleaver back at him. Also, I tried to mention this, there is a sword going through my wiener right now. Hop over Nixon. All right, here's the plan. Yeah, real smooth. Yeah. [laughs]. Whoa, flying cleaver. All right, go, go, go, go. Up, over. All right. Did I win? Yeah. Wha-- Whe- where's the win? All right. Now, get ready for the harpoon. Argh, hits me every time. Ow. I have like every weapon inside of me right now. There is a win. There we go. You have to beat every single person in order to finally unlock the win, I guess. This is called-- Ow. This is called GrayStillPlays Impossible. Ow. It says, "You can't beat it, Gray." Oh, really? Watch this. Ready? I can't beat it? Boom, baby. [laughs]. Where's my son? This is called the GSP Mech. All right. Got some-uh, got some houses here that were made by some drunk people. No one here knows how to use a level, do they? "You might want to reverse a bit." Absolutely not. [screams] What just-- What? Hold on. Was that like Optimus Prime? Where is it? What was it? Whoa. What happened? Is this my mech? What am I looking at? What a breakdown. Who made this thing? Pontiac? The time has-- Ow. Woop. Got it. Oh, there's more. Oh my God. Wow, I did it. Anyway, that was a bottle toilet run. Ah, yes. One of my favorite places to visit on my segue, the zoo. Also, this lion is on some kind of illegal substance because it-- he's like really happy. Is there anything back here? Whoa. Okay. You know what? I'm just gonna keep going forward. Fragile. What kind of zoo is this? All right. What? What? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Okay. This-this zoo has too much fun in it, way too much fun. All right, jump on top of the ball. Ouch. Oh God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. [laughs]. I hate you, lion. He's smiling because he knows what's coming. There's no way past this ball. All right, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. Go. Yeah. Here we go, here we go. Okay, okay. Perfect, perfect. Yes, yes. Up, over, got it. Okay, good. I don't know what that sign says. I'm just gonna keep going and hope that it's nothing important, and up. What? Did I break in here at night? Ah, the ball's still there. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're running it. Oh, I'm dead. I hate you, demonic lion. Also, I don't know if that lion's mouth is open, or if he's like wearing lipstick or something. Please don't slow down. Please don't slow down. I don't want the beach ball of bladed pain up my ass again. Okay, up, and jump, and down, and-- No, no, no, no. Starting to dislike the zoo. Okay. Yeah, it's good. Here we go. Please keep spinning bladed beach ball away from hands or geni-- Oh, yay. No. Yea-yeah. Oh God, oh God. [laughs]. Argh, beach ball. Oh, what are you gonna do? You're gonna get me? You're gonna get me? Yeah, I love bacon. Anyway, folks. Hope you enjoyed this episode of. Until next time. Stay foxy and much love.