Transport Tycoon Empire City Gameplay

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🚂 **Transport Tycoon Empire City: The Rise of Chaos Logistics™** 🚂 Welcome to Empire City, where my public transport empire is less “efficient infrastructure” and more “a fever dream run by raccoons in business suits.” - 🚌 Buses now operate on a schedule determined entirely by astrology. If Mercury is in retrograde, good luck. - 🚆 Trains are technically on time… if you measure time in geological eras. - 🚁 Helicopter taxis exist, but only for people willing to pay in sandwiches. - 🐙 The subway system is powered by one very tired octopus named Gerald. Watch as I bankrupt the city by building 47 airports within a three-block radius, then immediately pivot to running a fleet of horse-drawn hovercrafts. Citizens are confused, pigeons are unionizing, and somehow my company stock is still going up.