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Currently Playing: She Stole My Loot and My Heart – The Goblin Romance (Funny D&D Love Song)

Looking for funny D&D bardcore music or a chaotic tavern love song? 💚 "She Stole My Loot and My Heart" is a hilarious tabletop RPG track about the most dangerous kind of encounter: falling in love with the goblin who just robbed you! 📖 The Story: Adventurers, he went into the woods looking for treasure and came back with a problem. This chaotic bardcore love song tells the tale of an adventurer completely charmed by a mischievous goblin girl who stole his gold, his dignity, and probably his future. Originally penned by the player behind Hildrex (our favorite 1.60m of pure blonde chaos) this track was tweaked to perfection and is packed with campaign inside jokes and highly questionable life choices. And the absolute best part? The voice singing this entire romantic disaster actually belongs to Hildrex's real-life boyfriend! Because sometimes, the most epic D&D moments happen when the lines between the table and reality get a little blurry. And he had something to say... 💡 Player & DM Tip: Play this upbeat and funny track at your D&D table when the party rogue tries to romance an enemy NPC, during a chaotic tavern date, or whenever someone fails a Wisdom saving throw against love! Join the channel to get some awesome rewards: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoBW7TQnbEh70NjWXhg8g7g/join ⚔️ Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/p6kmYUaFzc 🎼 Check the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThebardicDM