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Willow Avalon - Hypothetically Speaking ft. Kaitlin Butts (Official Music Video) Listen here: https://willowavalon.lnk.to/hypotheticallyspeaking Pre-save/add/order Pink Pocket Pistol: https://willowavalon.lnk.to/pinkpocketpistol Ozzy is a rescue opossum who couldn’t return to the wild due to injuries and now serves as an educational ambassador with Vermin Sanctuary. She helps us tell the story of we can coxe misunderstood wildlife and remind people that wild animals belong in the wild. Support her care and others like her here Donate to VS https://www.zeffy.com/en-US/donation-form/2026-baby-season @VerminSanctuary on IG | Wildlife Rescue and Rehab www.verminsanctuary.com (http://www.verminsanctuary.com/) Follow Willow Avalon: Website: Website: https://www.willowavalonmusic.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@willowavalon Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/willowavalon/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/willowavalonmusic/ Discord: https://www.fandx.io/willowavalon/join Lyrics: Now let me tell you about my best friend Well her name is Leanne and she's married to a dumb dumb man named Carl Or she was that is Hello? Well, Carl started in with his same old shit all over again Drunk as a skunk, yelling and he started coming at me while I was frying his eggs in the kitchen Oh Lord And the only thing I had to save me was that cast iron skillet That white tile ain't so white anymore and he is face down on the kitchen floor What? And he ain't moving And I think he might be dead Uh oh And you're the first person I thought to call Hypothetically speaking If you're burying a body Don't you do it in your basement cause that's the first place they'll check They'll suspect you've done it So before you start running Just dial my number If you've got a little problem Hypothetically speaking Well now I did find a letter with a lipstick kiss on it from his secretary Talking about how they're in love and how they're gonna run off together Well that's what you're gonna say, cause it's definitely what happened, so get your story straight Hypothetically speaking You'll cut him into little pieces I'm talking real little pieces and then you feed 'em to the gators Those are nationally protected And they can't check the gators For your dead husband Right now he's just missing And that's how it's gonna stay Now honey, I know he was an asshole But that's not what you're gonna tell them You're gonna say that he was an angel and how you miss him so Hypothetically speaking If you're hiding a body They'll never ever find it Put 'em in a big barrel And fill it full of acid There'll be nothing left at all And then there won't be nothing For nobody to look for Just some water in a barrel from when the rain came through Hypothetically speaking Hypothetically speaking Hypothetically speaking Hypothetically speaking Now accidents, they sure do happen Even though he had it coming Well you know I'm always here for you baby Hypothetically speaking Poor Carl #hypotheticallyspeaking #kaitlinbutts #country