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Sorry I'm late, guys. I I just got here. I was up all night partying and I I don't even remember passing out. So, I think you'll like this. This is called drugstore chain hopping disaster. [Music] So, there a couple things going on here. One, is this a convenience store or what? Cuz they appear to be selling something called Kaka. I don't know what the hell Kaka is, but I want it right now and I want it in my mouth. Yeah. And by the way, is that an entire rack of condoms that bell on him? You know, dude, this all could have been avoided had you used that aisle that isn't blocked by a chain. Then again, what kind of convenience store has a chain attached to a rack of condoms? Anyway, I will not be buying my kaka from this establishment, sir. I will take my business down the street to cockabell. And by the way, I really love the new transitions cuz it gives a little time for a freeze frame. I don't know if you guys have like a method of getting yourself to sleep at night. I drink myself to sleep at night. I don't give a No. Do you guys count sheep? Well, you won't if they sound like this. The man? You ain't my daddy. Don't be screaming at me. Okay, you win. Jesus. And by the way, this is a very common scream. I mean, like, everybody screams like this when they're startled. TOM CRUZ SCREAMS LIKE THAT. HONEY BOO BOO SCREAMS LIKE THAT, MAN. AND THE INCREDIBLE HULK SCREAMS LIKE THAT. NOW, this has 850,000 views since last September. And people are saying it's fake and that it's dubbed over. In fact, it looks like it's a thing. Like, lots of videos are dubbed over. Like this lamb saying, "Yeah." Yeah. Jesus. Really? There's no way this is real. Is this real? Yeah. You people really have nothing better to do than dub over animal videos, do you? Yeah. And I'm out of jokes. Now, photobombing kind of sucks. Well, it's funny, but it like sucks for the people involved. And I've photobombed plenty of times. Now, here's me photobombing at a birthday party. Here's me photo bombing at the president's inauguration. HERE'S ME PHOTO BOMBING JESUS. And here's me photobombing the moonlanding. Anyway, so anyway, there's this reporter in New Orleans who gets video bombed. Now, she's doing a countdown for the Super Bowl and drunk ass people have been bothering her all night. Basically, what is left is the people walking around with this glazed look in their eyes and just stumbling like this one behind me. Hi. Yes. How are you doing, California? Oh, very nice to meet you. You know, I know you're going to do a story. You're going to do an interview with us? Sure. Okay. Because we were just talking about here along Bourbon Street and the STD rate that's been going on here. And so, how long have you um have you had an STD? I don't have an STD. Oh, then why did you want to talk? Oh my goodness. Gosh, I'm so sorry. Are you serious to be ashamed of? No, I don't have an STD. That's not right. Okay. Yes. Anyways, so as my Asian friends who do competitive dance would say, "OH, YOU JUST GOT SERVED." MHM. DID YOU SEE THAT drunk ass woman's face? SHE WAS ALL LIKE, "THE FUCK." ANYWAY, props to the reporter for handling her own like that without missing a beat. Man, she's gangster. So, yeah, that's it. That's the episode, guys. I will see you next Tuesday. I am going to see you next Tuesday, right? Yeah. So, actually, it's pretty cool. Next week, Jason Muse of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and like a ton of other movies is going to stop by next week in Cameo. So, we had Silent Bob and now we're going to get Jay and I'm like super excited because these guys like influenced me a lot when I uh when I was growing up, which is why I'm like a big stoner up now. No, I'm kidding. Uh, but they did influence me a lot. So, uh, it's going to be dope. All right, see y'all next week.