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All right, guys. Today I have downloaded Minecraft 2. Um, I barely got to know Minecraft 1. Uh, this is, uh, the version of Minecraft 1 that I played. Uh, I'm probably the worst Minecraft player that I know personally, so don't get so mad at me if I'm not good at hightail. All right, we have to change my avatar. That is not what I look like. Um, so these are all my options for characters, I THINK. WHOA. OH MY GOD. You could you could slowly undress your character. How do I take all this off? Oo, feet. Oh my gosh. How do I take these shoes off? All right. How do I make myself uh white, for lack of a better term? Oh, this is how pale I am. All right. I'm sorry. I'm just kind of taking ALL THIS. WHOA. WHO CUT MY STRAP? [screaming] OH NO. DON'T LOOK. DUDE, I CAN make Cletus. Oh my god, dude. Woke Cletus with his blue hair. Oh my god, they have the cowboy hat. I could make him here. I'm throwing these on, though. Also, before I start, why was I just bought this like a week after the game came out? Why was my name still not taken? Did I fall off? Oh, yeah. I forgot to explain this game. This is supposed to be like medieval Minecraft or something. So, it's supposed to be Minecraft but with epic graphics. Yaba yaba yaba. Also, I don't really know about the logistics, but why is it Minecraft? Not saying they should, but hey Nickelodeon. Um, if Minecraft isn't suing this game for copyright or whatever, you shouldn't take down my Roblox game. Whoa. >> Ooh, Roman coliseum. >> Hello, little animal. I'm new to this world. Stop running. Stop running, you animal. I got you backed up against the corner. I'm beating your head. Dude, this is such a slow AND PAINFUL DEATH. HEY, YOU GET BACK HERE. I'M NOT done beating the life out of you. Oh, poor thing screaming. [laughter] OH, NO. [screaming] I CAN LOOK AT HIS DEAD BODY. It gives me like 5 seconds to realize what I've done. This game is demented compared to Minecraft. Hello. Ow. You bite back. You you. What the HELL WAS THAT? OH MY GOD. [screaming] OH YEAH. OW, DUDE. STOP. Is there voice chat in this game? Stop it, Mr. Beast. Stop it. Okay, we got away from that creep. Okay, so you can stack blocks like in Minecraft one. Oh my god, this is taking too long. It's glitched. Oh, I see. It has a different This is a brand deal. It has a different crafting system. OH, WAIT. I'M ALMOST DEAD. STOP. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR GLOWY. AH, I turned that off. You're probably so mad. Oh my god. Why don't go turn it back on or something? I'm going to kill this animal. All right. You forced my hand. Yaba yaba yaba yaba yaba yaba. Look, his family's just watching me do this. Why are you loving this? What the hell's wrong with you? You loved when I did that. Okay, how about this? How about How about I How about I bubble your child into a bloody red stain on the ground? Oh my god. WHOA. OH MY GOD. I CAN LOOK AT MY SHELF. I can look at myself and look what I did. Whoa. What's that little crack right there? So, what do you think? No. You shook your head. No. Okay, I'll stop the killing. Oh, a bird. Come here, Mr. Bird. Look, I'm one with the animals. They all love me. Hello, animal. Will it get mad at me if I eat raw meat? Oh, it doesn't do nothing. Speaking animal. Ow. Oh my god, I DID IT. WAIT, I CHARGED UP some type of attack. Oh, you're in pieces. I'm sorry. And now you're gone. Hey, animal. I have an idea. Ya. Oh, it takes up all my energy doing that. All right, guys. This video is just going to be uh me going on an animal safari. Look, a bird. Shut up. Don't say don't say a word. Hey. Oh, no. Hey, only I could do that. Oh crap. You're actually GOING TO KILL ME. [screaming] YO, LET'S JUST CALL IT EVEN. YA. Your items lost durability. Where am I? Oh, hey, you don't lose your items. That's a new update they added to Minecraft 2. There's a little village behind me here. This will be my temporary home. Ooh, a carrot. Is this to trap a bunny? Oh, dude. They hung that carrot by its neck. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my god, THAT WAS OUR TRAP. THAT WAS A TRAP. HERE, FALL INTO your own trap. Haha. What the? Stop it. Ah, you're on fire, you idiot. Dude, do you guys see how I solved this without any violence? By the way, this is some type of biblical lesson. Why am I on fire? No. Okay. Uh, why is this orcish music playing? There's no Wow, I really almost fell for that trap. I thought this carrot was taking its own life from that noose. I was trying to do a good deed. Dude, imagine if they caught me in there, then said he caught fire and then a stupid dog ran to its death. How do I cook? Are you done yet? Oh, it's burning me. Ow, mother. Okay, STOP. OH NO, I ALMOST FELL INTO THAT TRAP. I GOT TO GET RID OF ALL THIS CRAP. UH-OH. Is this more people trying to kill me? Hello. Is this poison? What are you? Are you a nice person or a mean person? Hello. It's waving to me. Hello, Yaba. Um, no thank you. I will steal everything from here, though. Haha. Oh, I'm going to kill your kid later. Hello, little thing. You look like a gremlin. Dude, you look like little Gizmo. I'm gonna behead you when your dad's not looking. Hello, little thing. I found a village full of people who love me. Do you guys even care if I do this? Oh my god, he died so fast. Do you know what I did? They don't care. Yay. You know, I could really get used to this lifestyle. Everywhere else I've gone, people have been so mean to me, and I've been nothing but giving. All right, guys. Guys, we're going to dive into the pool. YABA. [screaming] OKAY, that worked. That worked. That worked. All right. Well, I think I've exhausted this place of all of its resources. So, Off with your head. Off with your head. Come on. Fight back. Press F to trade. Can I still trade with you? That's beautiful. Oh, you had things that I could have. Those be are very generous. We appreciate the people of that island. Oh, exclamation point. Oh, I got to save you from these evil things. Wait, did you see me kill your little brother? Is that why you're running? Or are you leading me? What the What happened? Where'd you go? Why didn't your brother do that when I was uh sawing him in half? Cute little piggies. Look at this. Hey, look at me. Look at me. Okay, you're dead. Look how Look at the sleeping pig. That's very cute. How do I get down there, dude? They have a mine shaft in Minecraft, too. Bring this up now. Surely uh the bed is also spawn points or something, right? Albert stuff's bed. [clears throat] Uh I don't know how to lift this thing up. So show surely they won't die. Wait, I can catch myself. AH. OH MY GOD. I'm slowly sliding. I'm slowly sliding down. Oh, that's perfect. That's exactly what I wanted. All right, guys. I'm the I think I'm the first one to discover something like this in Hightail or Minecraft 2. Oh, freaky skeletons. Oh my gosh. I hear something. Oh, lesser. Lesser stamina. Why would I want lesser stamina? I want I want more. Hey, what are you? Are you nice? ARE YOU LIKE A LITTLE OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Go away. Stop. I don't want to do this. What? That had meat in it. That was like a bug. That was a disgusting bug and it had meat in it. Dude, I'm nervous. I don't know what to expect. Oh, what is that? Oh, what did I just hear? Hello. Are you What is that? AH. NO. OH MY GOD. HOW THEY GET STUCK HERE? OKAY. I don't think he sees me. I'm just going to eat some apples. Get my health back up. Okay. Wait. I can get up from over here. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was that was a really bad mistake. I'll take a fish. Essence of life. Oh, lesser stamina. Why would I want that? Roll, dude. I'm hearing all TYPES OF OH MY GOD. HOW DO YOU BLOCK? OH, like that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yo yo yo. Oh my god. I'm so screwed. Okay, you're dead. Oh my god. This is This game is pretty intense. I don't know what the general public thinks of this game, but I I I like it. I'm freaked out by this game. Oh, diamonds from Minecraft. Oh, I have a bow and arrow now. Oh my god. Are those really diamonds? Seedling woods. Seedling woods. Did I get any diamonds from that? Yeah. Cheyen crystal. Is that because did Minecraft copyright the word diamond? So now you're just calling things that are different like a Pokemon and then a pal world thing. Dude, I have no idea where I'm going. Oh, green. Oh no, you disgusting. >> Oh, I found A SACRED CRYPT. OH [screaming] MY GOD. STOP IT. Stop it. Oh yow. Oh, I got a trick of health. Serious serpious. Stop hit me. Ah, BLOCKED YOUR ATTACK. LOL. LOL. OH MY GOD. I did it. I killed the hardest boss in the game just now. Ooh, gold. Here, I'll trade a carrot for it. All right, we made our success. OH MY GOD. NO, I DIDN'T SEE THAT. OH, WHERE do I go now? How do I get in here? Okay, I didn't see that bug the first time. Ew. Ew. A little little rat feet. Dude, why is there so many mice now? Oh my god, they're going to kill me. Why do they hate me that bad? Why are they chasing me? They shouldn't go out of their way to do that, dude. I don't know which way I came from. Stupid mess. Ow. Stop. Go away, nibs. I have no idea where I came from. What's that? Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. I don't think they're really following me that closely. So, I don't know how to get back, but So, the only way through the only way out is through, maybe. Oh. Oh my god. Oh, I was just running. That was called a boom shroom. You should have told me that before I stepped on it. Uh-oh. Master Mouse. No. That means I'm not going the right way. If I discovered a new thing. All right. I just got to keep digging up. Keep digging up. I got to get out of here. Oh, I'm out. Oh, get me out of there. All right, guys. Guys, I'm out in the rain looking to discover new worlds. Ooh, a nice house for me. Oh, and a lady. Hello, lady. Hello, lady. Oh no, you're a skeleton. You're not a lady. You're a monster. OW. DUDE, UP. STOP. I WANT YOUR HOUSE. Oh my god, there's so many chasing me. I'm screwed. Unless I have bows. Why didn't it do anything? [screaming] Stand back. Why didn't it SHOOT?UG that wasn't worth it. I'll swing at you. I'll swing at you. OW. I know. I'm so bad at this game. I know. You can't get me in the water. Neither can you. Oh my god. You can. Oh, wait. You can't. Na na. Oh, I'm so glad you're not amphibious. Just wait until I eat a grilled fish. Dude, that did nothing. Well, this guy's a punching bag. Idiot. Look at this. Oh, I got the most sacred purple gem ever. Oo, essence of the void. Oh, wow. Look, a whole village that I am the new leader of. Hello, peasant. I am your leader. Lol. Just a joke, bud. I can still trade with you. That's how made you. I can do whatever I want. You'll still sell to me. Look. See this? Yaba, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF [screaming] OW OW OW, DUDE? YOU'RE MAKING CHOW. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. OKAY, they're going to forget all about this. I hope. I so hope. I want to have friends. Oh my god, they're still chasing me. Go away, nibb. I didn't do like they're probably over it already. Hey guys, remember me? Whoa. Thank you, dude. You don't even remember, dude. Actual numbum skull. Remember me? I do what I want around here. They got all this free crap out. Look, this is how I trade them. They're just giving this out to me cuz they fear me. Yeah, I'll take a mushroom skewer, idiot. Didn't I just smack you up earlier? Wait. Yeah, I think I I think I remember smacking you upside the head. Lol. Lol. Lol. OH, NO. I'M WE WERE JUST PLAYING and also, why can't I shoot my stupid bow? Look, I see an arrow on there. Why is it just not flinging? And I let go of the string. Albert Stuff's bed, too. My village. My little village filled with little idiots. Wa! A brand new village. You guys are way cooler than those stupid little twerps. Are you guys going to welcome me? Do I get to boss you guys around like I was doing to all those other guys? Oh my. Is that YOUR GREETING? OH NO, YOU HATE ME. You guys already HATE ME. OW. Oh my god. AND HE HAS LITTLE DOGS AFTER ME. WELL, I bet you guys can't go in the ladder. I do what I want. [laughter] Oh my god, he throws A ROCK AT YOU. OW. OH MY GOD, THAT'S BAD. OH, I'm going to die. Eat my raw meat. Looks like you can't get me now. Are you in the water? Are you dead, bro? What? What happened to him? He just disappeared. Ow. Bad dog. Very bad dogs actually. Bro, I would have never killed you guys. You guys have so much health. How about this? A sleepy dogs. I'm the new boss around here. Everyone uh mysteriously disappeared. And I I mean that. [groaning] Hey. Ow. Stop. [screaming] No. I THOUGHT I KNOCKED YOU OFF. TWERK. HUNTER. >> What did you do? I thought I could knock him off the cliff. It's all your fault, Lord. All right, I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Sorry. He's on my loot right now. Do you see that? Okay, there's a couple little guys sleeping. Like literally just sleeping, so we can't wake them up. Oops. Oopsie. Oopsie. Oopsie. Uh, [screaming] stop it. [laughter] You See what I can do. Oh, all right. I got him. Oh, I got a twerk sword. Ow, I forgot about the fire thing. The twerking warrior pants. Oh my god, it took everything off. Oh my uh I'm a little shy about this. Okay, can you stop throwing rocks? You're not EVEN LIKE OW OW OW OW. OKAY, OKAY, SORRY. Oh my god. Okay, I'm going back up. I'm your leader. I killed this guy and I have the sword to prove it. What if I throw a rock at you? Oh yeah, you can just throw rocks. Look what I can do. Oops. OW OW [screaming] OW. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? OKAY, I'M killing you. [groaning] [screaming] OH MY GOD. JUST 2V ONE. THAT'S NOT FAIR. Stop it now. Okay, nothing else hit me or else I'm dead. You don't want that. No, YOU REALLY DON'T WANT THAT. OW. OH, come on. Oh, I still have it. How fast can I kill you guys with this? Huh? How many of you guys can I take on with this? Oh crap. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Stop it. No. It's nbish at this point. Wait, I have a weapon. Ow. I couldn't use my special attack. Really? All right, I think you guys are cool with me now. Okay, we we uh solved our differences. Can I do this? It's just a stupid animal, guys. literally do it one v one and see what happens. Look, I'll keep killing your rabbits. Look at I'm dead. You're dead. All right. Well, while I have you guys here, I'm just going to do this. Sorry. I I I only do this cuz I need the health. He snuck his way in. STOP. [screaming] OH MY GOD. DUDE, you're so mad at me. You're supposed to forget. Okay. Well, now you're all weak now. Not so tough by yourself, huh? I slaughtered a whole village and I feel good about it. Look at him. He's so happy to see me. Quit running. What are you running for? [laughter] What are you running for? They You should have it so they use AI to talk to you so you can really understand how they feel. I'm I'm so tired. Like if [snorts] you want to make yourself different from Minecraft one, have these guys have AI feelings and you can talk to them all day about your problems if you want to. Ew. Why is this tree curling up his finger at me? Let's investigate. That is very important. Oh, hey, you led me. This tree, this led me into a evil villain's path. Ya. Yaba. Oh. All right. I need some type of shield. I need to start crafting or else people are going to click off my video. Is there fall damage? A little bit. You're going to be my noob. AH, [laughter] you're running. You're running. You're running. Man, I'm really not a fan of when I'm looting and I see myself in this speedo here. I don't know why they undressed me so much. Ooh, new cave. I want to see some lava. Come on, show me your Show me your lava, please. This is as low it go. I'm I'm digging down. What the This isn't doing nothing. Lava. Whoa. Oh my god. All right. I need to be a little bit more careful. Oh, this is kind of scary. Oh, I don't like this. Ooh, look. There's like a like a pillar, too. Someone was here. I'm not the first one to be here. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Uh-oh. Hey, don't don't tell anyone about this, dude. My sword doesn't have a lot of sword left. Please drop a sword or something. There's levels lower than lava. Oh, I'm at the lava two layer. Squeaky squeaky squeaky. Ew, dude. This is What is that? A lava slug and a lava snail. I love snails. Snails are funny. Oh no. Run. I hate lava animals. Surely you're nice, right? Oh no, they're cornering ME. I GOT TO RUN. YABA. YABA. YABA. YABA. OH, DUDE. They're everywhere and they're still mad at me. It's my first time living, too. What are you supposed to be? Surely, there's got to be some type of end to this, right? I don't like you. I just had to clear a huge jump. A big fat frog over there. What is that? I'm going to proceed with caution. I should put like a bed down. I feel like this isn't the most comfortable place to live. Yeah, this would be my new bed. Albert sub bed three. Who's at me? Oh my god, you're shooting magic. [screaming] Knock it off. Stop it. Please think of me. What if you were me and I were you? Then what would you want me to do? Whoa. Oh crap. Oh no. AH, [screaming] LET ME UP. LET ME UP. OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. And I dropped all my meat. That was in my pockets. I have to go get it. Oh no. Okay, I ran in the wrong guy. Okay, I found a more secret pathway. Whoa. WHAT ARE YOU? OH, I DIDN'T I PUNCHED YOU. I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT IT, TOO. What is that? Can I not touch those? Sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're just running AT ME. YOU'RE RUNNING AT ME. STOP RUNNING AFTER ME, PLEASE. Oh my god. Off. You're not that scary. Ow. Oh, great. You noticed me, didn't you? Oh my god, dude. Why is there just single singular doors there? I should be able to shut down on them and live peacefully. Oh, I want some of this. Oops. Sorry. I forgot you guys were so mad at me. Ah, that doesn't sound good. Okay. Okay, I think I finally got away from them. Dude, look what pressing F does. What the hell am I doing? Um, uh-oh. Don't you dare, dude. You called all your friends. Are you serious? Okay, I could probably take you. Yeah, take that. [screaming] How'd you hear about this? Okay, I could totally handle this. Okay. Oh, and I'll take whatever's coming out of you there. Ew. Full piece of toilet paper. All right. I'm getting out of here. Dude, who's shooting something at me? Oh, great. This thing again. Go away. Please stop chasing. You shouldn't be allowed to chase me. YOU'RE SO BIG. I HIT YOU. LA. Oh my god. You're broke. Okay. Everything's breaking now. Get me out of here. Oh, I'm I'm so sleepy. I'm pretending to sleep so this guy DOESN'T KILL ME. [bell] OH. OW. OH, YEAH. Take this and that. Why is he smart? Ow. God damn it. Dude, learn to fight one-on-one. Oh no. Wait, why' I get a new bed out of that? Are you inviting me over? Okay, this only hits for three now cuz it's broken. Oh my god, I can't do anything. Go in lava for all I care. Ah, you're in lava. Oh, how do I get out of here, dude? How do I teleport to my other bed? Stop. What if I break this? I hate this thing. Stop hurting me. Get rid of this bed. I want to STOP SPAWNING HERE. I'M IN HELL. I'M IN HELL. I'm in hell. [laughter] I'm in hell. What did I do to deserve this? Come on. rig. I'M OUT OF HERE. Kill me. Looks like you guys are stuck there, huh? Ow. Oh, okay. I'm back to where it all started. And it all just took loing everything. It's like I never played at all. Actually, it's really nice to see the surface again. At least. Oh my god. I haven't done anything. I haven't crafted. I haven't built a home. I've just been stealing other people's homes. And they got sentenced and banished to hell for