Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap | Game Grumps

Last time on Game Grumps, drop a beat now. You better lose yourself in the music the moment you want it. Mom spaghetti. Mom spaghetti. I'm pretty good. Slowly spreading piss. Hey, I'm Grub. I'm not so grump. Hello everyone. We're back. Yeah, it's a chilly day. I'm all cuddled up with blankets. I recommend you get yourself a hot chocolate unless you're watching this in July in Las Vegas and the temperatures are 116°. But either way, hope you're having a good day. Oh, look at this. Oh, clever. Clever. Karen, you're the smartest boy in the world. I didn't design the game, but still. Oh, do you think everybody else who played this game was like, I don't know what to do. Yeah, God knows I was. This ability that I just got that correlates exactly to this thing that was in front of me. I'm not following. I'm the clever one. Yeah, you just so smart for following basic directions. Hey man, just take the W. Jeez, it's not a W. In fact, I feel like an Eller. I got for listening to you. I got stuck and lost, which seems like the biggest L of all. Excellent. Biggest L. Yeah, the L for lost. Yeah, I was L as fuck. And then I was F. Found. Mhm. I found myself. Hold on. Don't disappear, Rupy. Don't disappear. Thanks to our LNS, JC. You know what I'm saying? Mhm. Mhm. JC George George Carlin George CR our lord and savior George Carlin what's up hello I'm Percy poet laurate of horu cup oh no pleasure is mine oh no no I travel all over the world riding west wherever I go but here I am pretending after a long absence only to find the railroad. It wouldn't feel like such a waste if I hadn't lost half a mark. When misfortune rains down upon my heavy paws and torance, I think I may have dropped it in the indust. [Music] I see stars beyond the rainbow. Oh man, check's watch. But I cannot reach them for the stone lost is more. I like to imagine it's to the tune of super freak. Though the stone I lost is small, you know, that kind of thing. Yeah. Whoa. Dropped the bomb and left. Super uncool, man. All right. See you. Yeah. Like as you're closing the door, you just hear him like um [Music] These fucking people are crazy, dude. That's V. Oh, probably a little. Yeah, this shit goes crazy. Who fucked up? Me. Do you still have a fairy in the bottle? I do. I never die. You got to rub me the right way. I never die. Aaron, stop dropping bombs. What? There's a hole there. There was not. I thought there was a hole there. Haha. Nice. Haha. Did you see that shot? Danny, I'm about to look at that shot. You didn't answer my question. Did you see this shot? No. Oh, I was What are they doing? A comedy routine? What a strange feeling. I sense something from the castle's direction. Or was it just me? Oh, yes. Oh, my two favorite characters. Oh, no. He's mode sevening in de I'm going to throw my stone daughter at you the bridge. Why didn't you just walk? I uh should we um hold on. What are you doing down there? Don't look that girl here. Very well. The king of Haru had worked for you. As you all know of the piri gave to mankind, did you not? Look the light force of limitless magical power. I wrote it in a timber here in Hyrule. Now go now. No. No. It might speak to me. Don't listen to me. Enter me via my urethra. One of the guys less over to the other guys like, "Can you understand a word this guy's supposed to say? Please help me. Go bring me this." Okay. King new team. Go first once and bring me to life. I'll fling anyone who refuses into my dungeon. Him and his family too. I will tolerate no disobedience. Now su the land of Haru. Can you believe what's going on with this fucking guy? Um maybe it's just a wind, but I hope nothing bad has happened. Anyway, we need to look for the next element. The wind. The map says it should be around here somewhere. [Laughter] [Music] What was that? Yeah, I killed a little man. Was that a little spider? Yeah. Okay. I killed a little man. Damn. No wildlife is safe. Aaron, stop dropping bombs. They're limited. Sorry. Goodness me. I forgot. Oh my good. What's he saying? You got to watch out. [Laughter] [Music] Scared me. Your highness. Oh no. Diggy. Goodness me. Can I blow up that tree? Feel like I need like a hard to burn. I mean, it would recreate a fire that would I have a feeling there's a fire wand that will burn it down. Did Oh, you just ran to me. I got a fire. Oh, yeah. You have the element of fire. That didn't work. It was worth a shot, though. Yeah. It's exactly the kind of thing we'd get all kinds of flak for. Oh, caster wilds. So, this must be the Castle Wilds. It's a nasty dank place filled with swampland and meer and two tentacle creatures right there in the center. But we're not going to even talk about them. Oh my. But we know that there's an element waiting for us somewhere in here too. So in we go. Come on into the muck with us. Easy for you to say. You're a hat. You're going to be like above the muck while Link is balls deep in the scap. Is it what gets rid of the thorns? Uh, magic. Oh, kinstone. You know, dang. Kinstone. Sure. Check this shit. Oops. I'm watching. I'm watching and learning from the best. Ah, man. I went to this one fucking KBBQ the other day. Yes. Different people beginning and ending that sentence. What? Just that your voice changed so much during the course of it. I went to a KBBQ the other day. Uh-huh. And you know me, I I don't eat meat anymore. Usually, even when I That would be a hindrance at the BBQ. Well, usually when I when I did go to there and and eat the animal parts, um there were still vegetables, you know, there's like onions and sweet potatoes and and I was like, "Hell yeah." So, I went and I was like, "What do you got for veggies?" And they were like, "We don't have anything." Wow. And I was like, "Oh, okay. We could shape the meat to look like broccoli." So, I just ate rice and onions. Delicious. It's sick. Breakfast of champions. I planted a bean near my house, but I just doesn't want to grow. The end. Oh god. Where's the bean? Bean. Show me the cup. Show me the Where's the bean? Where the fuck is the bean? Wow. That's what I got small for, huh? Yeah. Just for some guy to complain about his bean. Yeah. You know what? Why don't you take your fucking bean? Shove it up your ears. Shut up. Yeah. You're like hat. Jeez. Calm down. I'm sorry. I'm just sick of this guy. Shit. Be can suck my dick. There we go. Okay. Whoops. So that's where this Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And now And now Oh, free rain. That's nice. Scooby-Doo, where are you? All right, I'm going to Caster Wilds now. I thought Yeah, I thought there would be more here than just this into the muck with you. Oh, I could just walk through the muck. Yeah, that's why he said into the muck. Well, don't go near the tentacle monster. I thought I wouldn't be able to swim. Oops. Hey, Scab. Watch your feet. You're sinking. You're sinking. You sink all the way in. I'm going to get muddy. I don't think we could just walk across this swamp. We're going to have to find some way to get across safely, like walking. But we could discuss it later. Get me out of here now. Get me out of here. Get me out of here now. Wait, are are you able to I don't think so. Get me out of here. Let's see if you could just walk straight across. Okay. I just tried that. Oh, well, I I thought maybe you meandered a little bit up near the top. I didn't meander. Okay. Do you think I meander? Well, I just don't know if if it's based on how much time you spend in the swamp or just it won't let you at all. You think I'm fucking meandering over here? No. Aaron, that is so typical. You have you have you have moved through the beginning of this game towards the conclusion with laser-like focus and not one minute extraneously wasted. I'm not saying that I'm not a meanderer. I'm just that you think I'm meandering in that specific moment. I'm sorry. Mhm. Can you swim yet? No. Oh, but you can get tiny. That's what the problem is. Check. That's what the problem is. I don't want to talk to you. Okay. I don't want to talk to you. You stupid bird hat. All right. Hyrule town. Oh shit. There's an opening over there. I guess it's good that I Oh, I already went in here. Yeah, we done that one multiple times. Well, then why did they take it off my map? Why is it still flashing like an idiot? Cuz it's exciting. That's my house. I don't have time for it. Excuse excuse of me. Excuse of me. I don't have time for my house. I'm closing escro this week. Yeah, exactly. What the fuck? Who's running? Oh, it's Mailboy. Mailboy, boy. I don't know where. Hi. Hello. Oh, I got pretty far at last year's tournament. What tournament? Dick sucking. That's not real. Hey, boomerang. What are you talking about? Wa! Really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't even see that. How did I not see that? That's crazy. You got to buy that. Oh, that's a lot of money. Oh. Oh, okay. H interesting. Okay. All right. Well, you're only uh 285 away. Dude's playing with his abbazabacus. My abacus dancing queen. [Music] I got to go to the shoe shop. Okay. Everything's going to be fine. Yeah, I think so. Which one's the shoe shop? I don't know. What? You some kind of fucking cobbler? Oh my god, he's dead. Dude, he died. What the hell? Oh, that guy diedum. Oh, here we go. I'm about to pakori the shit out of this. Yeah. Yeah, you don't. It's fine. I know what it looks like. [Music] Oh, it's got a Oh, look at you. You're inside of a pot now. Gives a shit. I think it's cute. Oh, there's a way out. Luckily. Luckily, everyone builds a tiny door in the bottom of all the pots. That's right. Even some human objects at portals to the Minish world. Those Minish may not look like much, but they are quite crafty. Okay, dude. Fucking weird to say, but whatever. Those those Minish actually look like idiots. Oh, they're like the little elves that make the shoes. A Keebler. Hey. Hey, you're Scap, right? You're the one who brought the sword to Master Balari. You're on a quest to help the princess, aren't you? I wish I could go on a quest, but then who'd make Rem's shoes for him? Ho ho. You need plas boots. Ah, you're just in time. We made a pirate just but now while Ram was sleeping. But only Ram can put the finishing touches on him. Haha. That sleepy head Ram is nearly impossible to wake up. I'm going to pull out this blank check and have him just move his hand. Help me move his hand to sign his name. If you want to wake him, you'll need to get an item from Syrup's hut. Help the pakori move the Rem's hand. Yeah. So you can spend all your money on a drugs. It's a little bit of a track, but we'll mark it on your map for you. A drugs. Oh, where? I was pointing at the screen. Okay. Sorry. What was that? I had to go there to get something. Yes. What did I need to get? I don't know. Syrup. Yes. Syrup. That's what he said. He did say it. Why is there so much movement? What do you mean? When I when I go up the ladder, there's just so much movement. I just like that it's a Z cuz the the graphic limitations don't allow for a smaller Z. Oh, yeah. The second one. It's crazy though. Your eyes kind of play tricks on you if you blur your vision a little bit. It does look like it's going side. It's like it looks like another Z. Really? Yeah. Do it. Blur your eyes a little bit. Just It doesn't look like an eye anymore. It looks like a Z. Maybe that's just me. If I take my eyes away from it slightly, then it looks like a Z. Oh, I think my controller is dying. Oh no. Sucking on a million dicks. Yeah, those dicks. Sucking sucking suck suck. Sucking on a million dicks. Even I'm getting tired now. I guess I need a wake up mushroom or something to perk me up. A wake up mushroom. I think they're just telling you that's a thing you can get here. Is he a fucking Is he a drug addict, dude? Yeah. Is that what they're implying with that dialogue that he's a drug addict? What can I say? That this hat is addicted to methylenadate. Methylenadate? Yeah, it's an ADHD medication. Okay, thank you. It's meth. Yeah, it sounds like it. It's the blue. Blue, purple, green. out here. Should get me some of that. Blue, green, purple, whatever, man. Oh, To. Yeah, it's got kind of macho man Randy Savage vibes. He really does. Yeah, it's better when he does it for the um the uh the popcorners commercial. Are you serious? Yeah. I don't remember that one. You don't remember the the Super Bowl popcorners commercial? This last Super Bowl? No, it was a while ago. Okay. I don't remember it. He's just like He's like, "Mr. White, this is good." And he's like, "Ah, all six signature flavors, Jesse." And he's like, "We got it. I know just who to talk to." And then they go they bring it to Tuco and Tuco's like, "Yeah, that's fantastic." Yeah. It's fucking It's like It's cringe as hell, but it's also like fantastic. Based as hell. You know what I'm saying? Do you get me? I I get like 60% of what you're saying. Cringe sounds bad. Cringe is bad. Yeah. So, I guess is good. Yeah. Yeah. Based. It's cringe and based. [Music] Just like two old men on a park bench. Cringe is bad. Cringe is bad. But base is good. Yes, bass is good. You got it. How do you How do you know? Where did you hear this? My grandson said it. He was playing the uh um he was playing Fortnite. Does anybody still say sussy baka? Sassy baka? Hell no. God, you sound like a freaking tourist. The thing is that's what we'll be saying when we're old. What do you mean? Well, when we're old, our lingo will be the old lingo. We'll be saying hell yeah and shit when we're old. Well, sure. We're not just going to suddenly be like Eustus. You know what I mean? That that is true. That is the funny thing about getting older. you get wiser, I guess. I I I I remember the first feeling. I mean, I'm going to It's about to be my birthday uh as we record this. Um I'm going to be 46. And like, "What the hell? Ain't that wild? What the hell?" And I mean, like, of course, you get a lot of comments like, "Wow, dude, fucking jump into a hole." But I I don't know. I feel happy. Feel very lucky to have made it this far. Yeah, cuz you're one step closer to all ending. Well, sure, but like something to be happy about. That's the spirit. I just meant like there's a lot of people around the world that would give anything to make it to 46. You know, I I had a an illness once, you know, many years ago where I was like, man, I just hope I get to X age, you know? And so it's like, well, now that I've been lucky enough to get there, I'm not going to be like, no. You know, the neighbor. Oh, excellent. What was What was my point? You were just talking about getting old. I don't know. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, just being old and having different lingo. Well, yeah. The first time or rather the same lingo. The first time I ever noticed the passage of time was when Nirvana and Sound Garden and uh Allison Chains and all those uh bands that I grew up with as a little kid uh started getting played on classic rock stations. I was like, "Oh my goodness, really? That is classic." I was like, "I guess so." Well, I guess when I was growing up in the '9s, Led Zeppelin was 20 years old and now Never Mind is a 30-year-old album or 35year-old. Jeez. Oh, good lord. But yeah, it's uh it's wild. What's the thing that blows everyone's mind? We're now the same distance of time between when the moon exploded as the distance of time between the moon exploded and the civil war or some shit. Isn't that the meme? What? What I'm talking about, right? No, it's like supposed to put life. If I if I if we met on the street, I would cross to the other side. You know, we're the same distance from where the boot flow. Go on fucking Google. First of all, I need to know what I'm I don't know what I'm doing. Shop jelly. It's coming at you super slow. It's plenty of time. Hurry up. Oh man. Fucking easy peasy, dude. You play Game Grumps. You watch Game Grums so that you can get this top tier gaming. Okay. You can watch any gamers, but you chose this one. You You chose. We're just doing it. Yeah. Up. Going to Lawn Lawn Ranch. Baby, stop punching me. Sorry. Yeah. If they're not in your way, Aaron, I think you did it. Um, all right. Oh, okay. This is different now. All right. We Gucci. I lost my key and I can't get inside the spare keys inside the house. I feel like such a fucking idiot. All right. You got to turn small. That hole wasn't there before. The hole wasn't there before. Excuse me, beautiful young lady. I'm going to go inside your dad if that's cool. Whoa. What's happening? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Thanus. Thanus. What's Theus? You don't know about Theus? No. Oh, dude. What is it? Prepare to prepare to I'm prepared. Whatever it is, I'm prepared for, dude. All right. So, you know Thanos, he's the big He's the big bad, right? Uhhuh. And it's like, how do you kill him? That's crazy. He's so strong. Oh, wait. Is this where Ant-Man goes inside of him? I believe I have heard this actually. Yes. In fact, I'm 90% sure you told me. Oh, our one and only spare key. I don't know how you got this, but I can't thank you enough. Tell me your name, kid. Scap. That's a great name. If you ever need to go to Lake Helia, you're free to cut through our house. You know, it's so funny. It's like he's programmed to say that's a great name. So, you can just name yourself bad name and you'd be like, "Bad name. That's a great name." It's true. All right. Now, I can go through this fucking house. [Music] What I say doesn't matter. It's just taking up time. Filling time. Oh my god. Your daughter's a cow. What the fuck happened? I've uncovered the dastardly truth. [Music] Thank you, Link. You turned me into a goo. Thank you. I'm a greeny cabbage. I'm going to eat the gr [Music] This is the kind of shit that when people tell us, "Hey, my wife or my parent or whatever hears me listening to Gabros for the other room," and they're like, "What is that stupid BS garbage you're listening to?" That's This is exactly the kind of thing that they must be hearing. Oh no. What the hell? What the hell? This is crazy. This is pissing me off. Okay. Well, you couldn't climb up the little I can't Yeah, I can't climb up the fucking stoop, dude. It's so stupid. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Oh, little cave. This Oh, here we go. You ready for this shit? What the fuck? And now I am told. Daddy's about to multiply. Daddy's about to divide your head from your body. What is this? What is this? This is the second one I've seen so far. Stump. It's got to be something that you can activate later. [Music] Tump. What is this? What is this now? A magic tree? I I'm telling you, I think you run into those with the Pegasus boots and something flies out, man. You did say that earlier. Yeah. Oh man, I'm such a fucking dope. I mean, I might not even be right. I'm on my own shit right now. I'm on that dumb shit. That's not the right song. No, you want the one that goes white. [Music] He wants it. He can see I ain't been missing no meals, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Grass grows back so fast, dude. Oh, it's crazy. Oh, it's Oh, bro. Don't even get me started. It's madness. This shit's crazy. Yo, that goes crazy. Man, these Zelda episodes are so peaceful. I love them. Yeah, cuz I want to uh get a uh That's right, Aaron. Couldn't have said it better myself. Try to get a piece of this. If you cut down the high grass, can you then walk over? No, cuz it grows back when you get small. Oh, they didn't want you to They didn't want you to cheat the system. Dang. They they carefully set up these levels so that Oh, [Music] well, they succeeded. Oh, look at this fucking cow over there eating grass. Every every time every time you do that Whoa. I think of can't remember the circumstances. Yeah. But it was the um it was in another Zelda game where she removes her bra and takes it out without taking off her shirt and you're like, "Wa." [Laughter] Such a classic, dude. That's awesome. Crazy. How'd you do that? I think Kirby otaku did a an animation about that. Oh, for real? Yeah. One of my very favorite animators. Oh, for real? Yeah. Damn. Oh shit. You said it, Aaron. I got to go over here now. Check this out. What's all this sailcloth shit, man? I'm tired of sail cloths. Oh no. You didn't make it. I got to fucking punch the Goron. Oh, can I make it? Yeah. Make it all the way over there. Can daddy make it all the way over there? Excuse me, daddy. Can you make it all the way over there? Make it on the ledge. Make it the [Music] sucks. [Music] Damn. Kill him. God damn it. All right. All right. There's got to be somewhere else I can go. You sure? I don't know. Okay. I'm not sure at all. Did you get to the syrup place? No, not yet. How close are you? I don't know. Take a look at the map. You're real close, dog. Fucking close. [Music] Just like the king of sofas. That's right. The sofa king. Is Manish a name? What in? It sounds Indian a little bit. Manish. Yeah. Oh, like like like if like what what if this cap just belonged to a man named Manish? Yeah. Hello, Manish. Hello. That's my cap you've got there. Oh, of course. Yes. Sorry. And like you give it to him in Hyrule Falls. That's my um that's my brother's daughter, Manish. [Music] That's dumb. No, it's not. You laughed. I did. A fine choice, my dear. It's a limited time article. I think I'll be going now. One wolf and a wide awake. That's why all the wake up. Oh, that's what they were talking about before. Would you like to buy for 60 rupees? What does wide awake mean? Like you run faster. I don't know. I just mean like what? It's nasty. Stench chases away the sleepies. Yeah, you got to wake up mushroom. You got to go home person. Ever heard of blood? Just now actually. One sip in your fle 60 rupees. Will you buy some? No. Not for you. the fuck off then when you run out of patter. I'm sensing we should buy that. I We don't need it. We just need the fucking mushroom. But I'm I know, but I'm thinking that like there's probably going to be a situation in the next dungeon where we need to like sometimes be peppy, sometimes not be peppy. What the hell are you talking about? It's just a fucking healing potion. Is that it? Yes. Oh, I thought maybe like it increased speed or something. Oh, well, we could use a healing potion, too. That'd be nice. Why do you see everything in such good faith? I don't know. I um I'm sorry. Why are you such a gullible bastard? I'll try to have a more cynical world. Thank you. Jeez Louise, the world would be so much better if we were all just cynical and Wait, wasting my time with your garbage good energy and happy vibes. Sick of it. [Music] Woo! Seashell! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! I'm playing a game, so I can't clap. Right, right, right. Milk. Hello. Oh, hello there. I'm selling creamy, nutritious lime line milk for 100 rupees per bottle. Would you like to buy some? Don't buy. Wow. Okay. Oh, well, ask me anytime. I'm always right here. Well, how about we trade Kinstones, baby? You want to fuse kinstones? Sure. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. [Music] Oh, I got the kinstone, baby. I got the kinstone fever. Where's that? Awesome. It's there. It's on the map. Oh, wonderful. They fit. I'm so happy. Yeah. happy and crappy for my big old jugs of milk. You want some of this milk? Mommy milk. Jugs. Should I shrink or should I just give it to him? Oh, it's to wake him up. Yeah, he's got to finish the shoes. [Music] What is that terrifyingly bad smell? Wake up, mushroom. I should have guessed. So, you woke me up with the mushroom. I'd venture to guess. Thanks. I just remembered I have something urgent to do. Go back to sleep. Huh? What? Huh? They're vor shoes. You probably won't believe this, but I have a strange habit of making shoes in my sleep. So, you must have come here because you want some of my shoes, right? They're always after my god damn shoes. Oh, he doesn't know. He doesn't know his little elves make his shoes for him. Oh. Tell you what, because you were nice enough to wake me, you can have them. Feels like I didn't even bother making them. Hold on a sec, though. I just want to finish this one last bit. Jams an entire Pegasus into one shoe. There you go. Here, take the Take these. Take these. Take these. Those are my Those are my Those are my special Pegasus boots. I started getting pulled in an Eggman direction. They're so light. You'll feel like you're practically walking on air. I got the packages. There's the problems every run. Oh, I need to hurry up and get working on that special order. The king asked me to make some shoes for Princess Zelda, you see. Thanks for waking me up. Come back if I could ever help you with shoe problems. Wake me up. You're going to have to make some heavy ass shoes if you want Zelda to use them. Zelda's already heavy. What are you talking about? Whoops. Woo. Now you can go up this shit. Oh, that wasn't it. Yo, that ain't it, Chief. I guess not. Um. Oh, cool. Nasty. Nasty. What do I do with the boots now? Oh, get across the swamp. [Music] Get across the swamp. Oh, you clever bastard. Thank you. I was just waiting for you to react. And you have Pep in your step. I don't. You will. All right. So true, King. Did I already do? But I don't be having Pep in my step. You will be. You will be. Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push. Peace. Push. It's Jurassic Park. Is that right? Yeah. What's it from? From Jurassic Park. That much I got. Was a dinosaur giving birth? Yeah, it was coming out of the egg. Oh yeah, that's right. And Beady Wong's there all like you. You mean dinosaurs didn't give live birth? They weren't, you know, someone wasn't there to catch the dinosaur baby. No. Hey, look at that, Aaron. That was easy. You clever bitch. Oh dear. Dude, who gives a hell? [Music] You can't even fuck with me, dude. I'm master now. Look at this. Look at this diagonal shit. You think anyone master could do such things? No. Only master. Nobody else. You ever see that movie? Master Philip J. Hoffman. Seymour. Philip J. Hoffman. Seymour. Yeah. It's got It's got walking Phoenix in it. The walking phoenix. It's pretty good, dude. Now that is one nasty looking statue. That one eye is such an evil glow. Okay. Shit, man. Everything's going to shit, dude. Everything's fucked up now. Maybe you have to use your load them up sword on him. I tried using the load them up sword. I didn't. Nah. Maybe I blow him up. Instead of loading him up, I blow him up. Maybe I blow. Nope. Hey, what if I ran into him again? Nope. Dang. Well, I guess I've exhausted all of my options. [Music] All that's left is to retire. Okay. You know what? Wow. Listen to this medieval medieval Middle Eastern flavored Zelda theme song. It's pretty cool. I like the the like You know, it's very catchy. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Drowned. Whoops. All right, I'm here. Great work. Yeah, dude. I'm fucking sick as hell, dude. What's that little red dot on the side? Little red dot right there. I don't know. I'll find out when I'm under wower. Okay. Probably some kind of structure that I can interact with when I'm a tiny man. Diny man. Dipping over Din Man. Oh, I can't Oh, I can't swim, bro. I can't swim. Oh. Oh, there you go. [Music] They're lotus flowers. Oh, you could do a third level. That's crazy. I didn't know that. What do you mean? Oh, a third level of charge. Oh, wow. I thought this was top charge. No, but that's max charge. Hi, I'm Max Charge. I work for your local credit card company. Huh? Oh, I guess those were the colors. The lotuses. Told you. Okay. I just fucking told you they were lotuses. Bro, where's your head at? Get it in the game, dude. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Start swinging. Creatures. Creatures. That's what you need. What? Swinging my sword. Just an unpenetrable wall of blades. [Music] You got a bow. Now you can take out enemies from afar. That's sick as hell, dude. Mhm. BR. That's sick as hell. Wait, no. But I want to go over there. I want to go over there. Get big. Get bigger hands. Get bigger body. I don't want to do this over again. This fucking shit sucks. This shit sucks. It's awful. I can't stand it for another second. Well, then I bump into this and then I got to fucking wait for it to charge up. This shit sucks. Sucking up the air. No. Blue lotus. Red lotus. Purple lotus. A battle kit reference. Hell yeah. I loved it. Takes me back to when that was 10 years ago. Yeah. Really? 2015, right? Is that for real? 10 years of battle kid failure. Do you believe that? I do. I do. I have to believe it. I We've lived it. It's It's real. I feel like there's a bit of conspiracy around it. Do you? Around years. Time. Yeah. Yeah. What What do you think the objective is with conspiracy? I think it's fucked up. I think it's crazy the way they annoy us. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I Pegasus boot over the swamp as a smallman? You're supposed to be able to Oh. Oh, as a very small one. I can't. No. Maybe. You'd be noticing taller. That's stupid though. I'm tiny. I can Pegasus boot all I want. Doesn't matter if I'm tiny or not. I can just do it. That's ridiculous, dude. The fucking logic in this game is ridiculous. [Music] What the hell? I'm supposed to Am I supposed to go under? Is there a a system of tunnels? I don't know. I don't know. And what the hell is the point of fucking getting the bower? I I mean, that's an incredible question. What I've often asked myself. How do I get this bowinger out of my bow? Why not just Oh. Oh. All right. What do you mean? Uh, why don't I just Oh, this is the point. He hates it. [Music] He was trying to come after me, but I was gone. He's just a little too slow for me. That's great. It is. He looks terrifying. I guess it is great. Yeah. I mean, he doesn't look cool at all. Oh, am I going? Wasn't there another eye monster statue that was blocking your path? Yeah, but it's somewhere else. Oh, okay. Well, you could shoot that in the eye. Yeah, eventually. And wouldn't that be a little treasure of your day? It sure would. And I'm, you know, and I I I'm proud of you for remembering. Cool. I think is is beautiful mind you've got there. Thank you. I often look at equations mentally as they float through the air. Wow. Oh, you got a piece of hat three. Congrat fucking lady. Oh, it's guy. Oh, they're my body. No, no, you got to do you got to do the Bane voice cuz he says body. They're my body. Yeah, you got to do it with your hand over. You're my body. I'm the shoe master soldiers. My body. Wait, did he Swift Blade died? I don't know. Oh. Oh. Oh, wait. Oh, it's like his dad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I think it's his ancestor. If you train with me, I'll teach you skills that are out of this world. Do you feel in charge? It will be very painful. It seems you're not ready yet to train with me. What the are you talking about? Come back when you have all seven tigers. Oh, dude, go fuck yourself. Don't be Don't give it to such this weak sauce. Why am I set up in a place where you could have only possibly found two tiger scrolls by now? I don't know. I don't know. Thought it was funny. I think I only have one tiger scroll. Oh my god. You really suck, don't you? The problem. Oh, here. Shoot that one in the eye and then we'll call this an episode. All right. Get out of the way. Fuck. Fucking cheese. Oh, wait. Hold on. I see that worked there. Should close off the close off the shortcut. [Music] That's so rude. Yeah, I know. You got out of the way. Classic dick move. All right, next time gamers. Oh, man. These are so peaceful and enjoyable. Bye. Okay. Well, why don't you go kiss your dad then? Well, if it's making you feel so good, why don't you go kiss your fucking dad? If it's my only choice, I Here I go. Okay, I knew it.