STEVEN UNIVERSE

Oh, what the they view. Yo, what the time to finish Steven Universe season one. My goodness, look at us. Finishing season one. Look at this. Oh, I cursed. Oh, S, you dead. Whoopsies. 48 to 49 people. Hope you guys enjoy the video. Smash like button. Subscribe to the channel if you guys want instant access immediate access to season 2 content. Check out the Patreon link in the comment se comment section description. Uh yeah, become a Patreon member. Full uncut, unedited reactions, early reactions and further way further ahead than you still want to get this whole hour Steven Universe up there than Patreon people really better y'all. You know what I'm saying? Or become a YouTube member. YouTube members get early access to YouTube videos. But without further ado, man, let's see the finale. I don't know if this war is going to start for season one. I don't know if we're going to see par. I'm not sure. Up. We might up. I spoiled myself. I saw the title. It's called The Return. Uh oh. Emerson. You heard that? I heard that. Heard that part. Privates. I saw you guys coming. Privates. Your dad must really trust you. Don't patronize me, sir. Don't patronize me, sir. Do you ever feel like this gem stuff is too much for you? You're just now thinking that we're 45 plus episodes into this. Uhoh. Okay, so it is happening. Steven, is that Oh, green. It's pointing at us. It's orura farming. It's happening. I want to see. This is not time, bro. It's pointing at us. This really is orura farming. Oh, wait. Them joint is clean. Yo, it's the perfect time to spam the doggy embo vote. We're cooked. We're so cooked. Pointing fingers make me very nervous. Pointing fingers makes me really nervous. Yeah, that's a catchy slogan for real. Is that my luggage? Who wants to tell him? Stephen, you're cooked, bro. Stephen, it's not it's not time, bro. It's not not your time. Finds us. binds us to protect the planet. It's your destiny. Oh my god. Garden is so tough. I won't disappoint you. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Damn. They stressing all crying. Oh, bro. Damn. Pull it together. Pull it together. Hell yeah. Garn it. She'll see how nice all the people are and she won't hurt anyone. A That's helpful thinking. [ __ ] no, little buddy. She's going to massacre everybody. She's going to have one glimpse of the internet and then she's going to see how people draw My Hero characters and ship them together and [ __ ] and be like, "No, bro. This whole place has to go." Or they'll just see the Michokensei fandom and just or how they draw parad first. Was he there? Yeah, she gave up everything just to stop what they started. Yeah. Earth. Yeah, that's what Yeah, that's what it sound like. Gems were destroyed. People too. People too. I mean, low key, what if this is all of the Earth's population? Like, this is it. Like, this is the rest of it. Have we I seen any of that? I have mom's shield. They need me. I need you, too. Oh, bro. I need you, too, man. No, Greg scared the [ __ ] out of the kid. Oh, [ __ ] Hey, what the [ __ ] Hey yo, just be careful. I'm gonna run out of family. Oh, Greg, I ain't gonna lie. I don't give a [ __ ] if I'm a normal human. Hey bro, I'm going I'm going with my child. My 10year-old baby boy. I don't give a [ __ ] if he's a goddamn alien space rock or whatever. The hell, bro? I'm gonna die for him. Beach City. Let me get the Let me get the sword out sword out of my inventory. Hey, I ain't going to lie. Them [ __ ] definitely got the Yeah, I'm Them [ __ ] got to [ __ ] so fast. Hey, bro. As soon as the green hand started floating in the sky, bro, them [ __ ] got hell [ __ ] Hey, Connie, it's just what you were up to. Don't know if you knew, but there's some crazy stuff going on with a giant space and we all might die. So, uh, I guess when you get this and talk to you soon. Bye. Okay. What a message. Literally, what a message. Hell yeah. Lion sliding. Hell yeah. Oh, they already fused. Opal's back. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. We need We needed Stavani. We needed We needed Stavani. At least Steven is safe. Damn, Steven. It's too late. Just stay behind us. Damn, bro. I want say I she it doesn't even seem like she wants to attack the [ __ ] this creepy ass music. Oh [ __ ] it's different ones. It is the big one. Oh [ __ ] it's a big one. This is it. What the hell is that? Jasper. They keep Jasper. What the [ __ ] This big [ __ ] name Jasper. Oh [ __ ] Damn. Big Jasper. Oh no. Lapis. Neither of you saw rose quartz. Rose quartz. Oh, she was looking for rose. I was looking forward to beating her into the ground. Ah, she be rose. Oh [ __ ] Some lost pearl shooked. Hey, I always thought she was undercooked, not overcooked. Hey. Yeah, you can't say nothing about granite though. You first off, you can't say nothing about Garnet. So, and what is that? Some fat kid. God damn. Big Jasper really pulling up like Conquest. Uh oh. This is when Steven uses his powers like gem court be like I mean rose quartz. Oh my god. Steven OP show ability. Go. Ah. He jumped in front of that [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] The rose shield. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Why are you so weak? Why are you so weak? Yellow diamond needs to see this. Yellow diamond. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Damn. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] No way. I was there. Oh [ __ ] Not guarded. Who the [ __ ] am I going to pick right? No. Okay. No. Nope. They said they don't die. They just um they just chill or something for like a little bit and then they come back or something. If we like get their [ __ ] back, I think or some something like that. I don't know, bro. But she got zapped by something. Got zapped by She got zapped by some [ __ ] She got zapped by some [ __ ] I don't know if that [ __ ] does anything different. It might do something different. Oh my god. I don't even know what that is. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] named J. He getting folded by a [ __ ] name Jasper, bro. Oh my god. I respected your tactics. I respected your tactics. Got the smoking jing her, bro. Oh [ __ ] failed. Oh [ __ ] that is crazy. I did not expect the end of season one to be some crazy [ __ ] like that, though, man. And my ending. We didn't even get my ending song anymore, man. [ __ ] Oh, that's insane. Oh, that's so [ __ ] damn real. Oh, she had a noggin on her. She's walking down hair button [ __ ] bro. Fat ass. Garnet. Well, they're going to give Garnet back this episode, though. I mean, it's not the fin. It's the finale, though. Bro, we suck. We got hit, buddy, dog. [Music] Jailbreak. That's the title. Wait, did we did we just We got taken onto the ship. Oh, [ __ ] Who's that singing? My mama. Whoa. Whoa. It's what happened. Wait, is that Are we about to die? That's what happened to Garnet and then Garnet kind of like exploded. Maybe it doesn't work on humans. Who the hell is this little thing? Little kid singing. Sapphire. Don't worry. We'll find our friends. I don't know. My name's Steven, by the way. What's yours? Quiet. Yeah. What's your name? I can't see. Can't see like the future, bro. My good my [ __ ] Is this little Take off that [ __ ] band that that bandana? Take off what's on your take off that [ __ ] Let me see. You got baby eye under there or something. Are you like a one of her kids? A cousin, a sister? You like related? Got a little eye under that jump. Let me take a look. Come give me that [ __ ] Let me take that [ __ ] She stopped singing Sapphire though. We're right outside of of Earth's. We're in the atmosphere though, right? Yeah. We're still We're still here. Oh. Oh [ __ ] If we do everything they say, they might go easy on us. Nah, bro. [ __ ] them. Yeah, they're mean, Stephen. They're real mean. What happened to Garnet? She headbutted me and closed my [ __ ] eye. I am gonna pull her [ __ ] titty off. I'm only 10 years old. What the [ __ ] is she doing? Hand playing children. The [ __ ] is her problem? Oh my god. She like a monster. Sapphire. I feel like that I feel like it's going to have effect on Steven, bro. Like, thank you, Stephen. Oh, you know my name. How do you know? Damn, she fast. Yo, yo, you fast fast. Did they hurt you? Who cares? I do. Oh, what the [ __ ] They few. Yo, what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Garnet, you're a fusion. Oh [ __ ] that's why so [ __ ] strong. She's been sweet. Wait, does that mean a fusion on top of a fusion? You could double fusion. You could you could just double fusion. You could just Bro, what? What the [ __ ] That was It was odd that she look like little little little Garnet. I wanted to see that eye. I wanted to see what's under there. I wanted to flick it up. Let me see. Let me see what you had under there, bro. And then and then then she get he knew Steven's name, bro. What? That's crazy. We could stack fuse and that's why Garnet Oh, we already look Oh, what the And that's why Gord is so strong. I'm assuming I'm not going to lie. Never seen Garnet look like that, man. She's so gassed. Future vision. Wait, are you I was about to Bro, did I was I was also questioning if she saw this or not. I'm assuming maybe she didn't like as soon as the the the the the information was shown the message and stuff like Garnet did Garnet see a future or something. I'm never alone. I'm never alone. This is a different Garnet. Oh my god. Oh my god. She's not a fusion. She's just She's just big, beefy, and strong. She's just She's laughing. No, you haven't. Oh [ __ ] My [ __ ] What the What the [ __ ] Oh, damn. So much better. Oh [ __ ] [Music] This is the best song. This is so [ __ ] insane. This is so [ __ ] tough. This is actually so tough. Damn. Oh, what the Oh [ __ ] She's g She happy about this [ __ ] She's in a fight. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. my friend. Yeah, gar [ __ ] Oh. Oh my god. I need this. I ain't going to lie. This song is [ __ ] This song is so [ __ ] tough. Wait, you [ __ ] cry and [ __ ] dog. You [ __ ] cry and [ __ ] dog. Oh my god, bro. Damn, Lapis. Damn, Lapis. Oh [ __ ] The the Y that's some strong sturdy mountain, ain't it, bro? Oh my god. That's that's that's that's a banger right there. That's a [ __ ] banger right there. Holy [ __ ] You met Ruby and Sappire. Ruby and Sapphire. Time to introduce your birthday. A [ __ ] You only beat me cuz you're a fusion. If I had someone you could fuse a paradot, I guess. What? Fuse a paradot? No. You No, they have to be willing. I don't want to. Nuh-uh. I don't want to. What the [ __ ] Against their will? Hell no. What do you mean? Come on. Just say yes. That's bad. Jasper, what? What? Wait, what? Baka, what do you mean? What about all that [ __ ] you said with Stephen? Yo, a hell no. Don't look at me while you doing it, you [ __ ] freak. [ __ ] you looking at me for while you doing it like that. Yo, what the [ __ ] Ah, that's just disgusting. Oh, that's just disgusting. Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Lapis. Whoa. Drag her into the water. Drag her down into the ocean. [ __ ] Let's stay on this miserable planet together. Damn this. Damn, man. What the Is this Connie? Hello, Steven. I got your message. Are you okay? Oh, it is. What the [ __ ] Wait, so does that mean Oh, bro. Wait, in terms of strength, bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We should have popped that J. I ain't gonna lie, bro. What a pearl amethyst around here. We [ __ ] around in fusion danced again. We would have dog walked her her yellow ass. We would have dragged your big buff ass around across that goddamn [ __ ] like it's nothing right with um Sugulite and and um don't tell me Alexandrite. Alexandrite and Sugulite, right? Smoked her, right? Oh, what? [Music] [Laughter] That [ __ ] was pink. That [ __ ] was peak. Oh, that [ __ ] was pink. It was pink. P G was already the goat now, bro. Now Gard the super goat, man. Garnet is the super goat, dog. Oh my god, man. I can't believe that. I cannot believe that, bro. That was dope.