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*Intro* *Music* TRIGGERED How Super Mario Bros. 2 (Japan) TRIGGERED You Apparently American gamers weren't good enough to play the real sequel to Super Mario Bros., so instead we got a reskin of Doki Doki Panic. So... This game is way harder than it needs to be. Now I'm glad It stayed in Japan. Ooh, what's that new mushroom? **Classic Mario death sound** Wha- What?! It kills you??!! I love how sitting at the title screen ends with Mario killing himself. The jumping mechanics still feel pretty clunky. I like that Luigi controls differently than Mario, but he's even more annoying to use! Sure he jumps higher, but it takes even longer to build up speed and slow down! The plot hasn't changed at all. Peach is captured and Mario must save her. Why is it so difficult to grab this Mushroom? They didn't bother updating the graphics at all. There's no new music. Not even remixes! And you still can't walk backwards in a level. Why didn't they fix any of the first game's problems?! It shouldn't be impossible to grab this Fire Flower. The platforms with the Mushrooms look so tacky. Did some high schooler hack in these textures? You thought the Hammer Bros were bad in the first game? Well now they chase after you! This warp only takes me to World 2? That's lame. Why do the springs launch you 50 million feet in the air? So you see this jump? Yeah, it looks impossible, right? WELL, HERE'S WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. You got to find two invisible blocks to get across! UGH! And how do you make THIS jump?! I've been trying for like three years, and I haven't having the- **Classic Coin sound* Oh. OH. OHHHHH. Of course. Of course that's all it is. WHAT?! There's warp zones that take you back levels?! *Gibberish* Oh great. Now I'm forced to use enemies to make jumps. Good level design. And that's the thing, man. The level design overall is random and unorthodox. Passing half these stages requires a lot of trial and error. Instead of expanding on the 2-player mode, they just cut it out all together. Could THESE Lakitus possibly be anymore obnoxious?! THE FREAKIN' WIND! The one BIG new feature that we didn't need or want! They couldn't add a blue background to indicate this is a water section, or is this supposed to be like a flooded castle? To get to World 9, you have to play through the WHOLE GAME without using warps. That's fine! Just make us suffer as much and as long as possible! What is this psychedelic nightmare? God, the colors look awful! I really hate when you have to take certain paths in a castle to make progress. They're so annoying to figure out. And I gotta say, I'm really not a fan of the red Piranha Plants. So, three out of the four levels in World 9 are water ones, okay. World C-3. You got endless wind, endless springs, and the level just never seems to end. This final jump really sucks. "Peace is paved, with kingdom saved, hurrah to Mario, our only hero..." Tha- that is not a good sounding rhyme guys. It sounds terrible. I like how half this level has literally no enemies or obstacles to worry about. Am I the only one that really hates Bloopers outside of the water? Do you want to know how to unlock Worlds A-D? You have to beat this game eight times, count em', EIGHT TIMES, without using any warps! Well that tops a bunny turd ball on this s**t sundae. And you want to know why that sucks so much? Because when you first hear about this game, you're just like, "Oh boy, I love the original, so this has to be fun!" And then you start playing it, and after 10 minutes has passed, You realize that it's basically the same game with frustrating levels, unimproved mechanics, and ONE NEW POWERUP THAT JUST KILLS YOU! What a slap in the face! So here's the deal guys! Don't trust this game, don't emulate it, don't search for it, don't mess with it, don't take it on a date, don't feed it, don't clean it, don't believe in it, And, just, j-JUST DON'T PLAY IT! I-uh-I'm sorry. I got a little heated there. But, hey, at least you can get untriggered thanks to this cool video about a Mario 64 ROM Hack called Super Mario 74! It's pretty hilarious, and I think you'll get a laugh from it! Like and subscribe if you enjoyed this, and let me know in the comments what triggers YOU about Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels Thanks for watching and I hope you have a great day. *Music*