Dueltaining!

And welcome backing the show in which you can win one of two ways. Either by bringing my life points to zero or boy giving me a little giggle at yourself. We've got five bangers for you today, but what we've also got is the new solid gold laboo. We're playing bees. I've had so much fun playing this deck. It's just very freestyle. It's very uh very loosey goosey. We took all the hand traps out though. So this card that beats Maxi is probably not super useful. Gossmet, you're first. Oh, Salaman. Great. More like Salaman [ __ ] More like I'm sorry. That's like so mean. That's so mean for no reason, too. Two threes. Invoker. Then we're making the stupid Argo Stars cards. I'm starting to figure these out. Is this guy a U? I think the Argo Stars are a U. I think they are a U. By this point, we should be able to have a wiki of Joseph stories. I've only got like six of them. The Joseph EDH cuck game. Shawn tries to kill my boss. Danny walks in on me. Jacking off. I mean, you all know this. Tuna Tunaman. Classic one. Tunaman. It has to get better. Black Rockck. Classic. Man, this card is really good. This card's so strong. Oh, Ding-Dong. What is Ding-Dong doing here? I was with you until Ding-Dong. I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Dori, we've all seen her. Oh no. It's cool that they made searchable allout attacks. Is Dang Long a U? Surprisingly no. You'd think Dang Long would show up more frequently, but mostly what he's used for these days is this. Getting the all-out attacks. Braver Dragon, however, is a you. Dori, Raccoon, Battelin Boxer, Veil. You know how this [ __ ] goes. Rescue fret. Okay. I was expecting none of those. Oh, they're all going to go to the hand. Okay, they're skipping my main phase one. They're skipping my main phase one. They're going to force me to attack. But now what? MBT clear world again. Are we doing the rock? I guess that explains Veil. I'm seeing four fours. Are we making Alen Burchian gallant granite add heavenly? And then he's revealed already with Clear World, right? Pyite Knight. Oh, they're going to special a token my field so they can gnater my ass. All right. Okay. This is not a real card. Wow. It's a real card. Fairy Tale Snow. That'll simplify things. We can banish the board away when we don't need it. Clear world. They are revealing the hand, so we can lord here. Wait, does that work? Oh my god. Wait, it can do it off the clear world. What? That's like explicitly disallowed. Then if you activated this effect while this card was revealed. What? No, wait. I see what's going on. Yeah. How interesting. It shouldn't work like that, though. SP no effect, by the way. H. Okay. Huh. One card left in extra deck. What the [ __ ] are we doing? Huh? Everything off field. Gigantic off the rail cannon. That's funny. For me rabbi. Oh, don't make me kill the rabbi. Wait, they can't make me kill the rabbi. I can just kill the pirate token. Don't make me kill the rabbi. I have no main phase here. It's going to go directly to battle unleashed. Okay, snow. Can they banish the token? Surely not. You can. Well, now we can attack the snow trap tracks. No. No. Oh, no. They're going to No. No. Don't massive morph him. No. I I can't do it. Don't make me do it. Oh my god. It's getting big. Big big. I can't do it. They're going to make me They're going to make me kill the rabbit. I have to I I don't get a choice. I can't go end face. Look, it's not even letting me. I'm clicking the battle thing. It's not even letting me. I'm so sorry, Rabby. I'm so I'm so sorry. I have to kill you. Oh no. He just wanted to make me upset. They were like you you have to kill the rabbit. [Music] That [ __ ] again. Fishborg harpooner for luster pendulum. There's no way that was the Huh. Okay, I'm locked in. Add a magispector from your deck to your hand. Okay, we get back our you AFD independ zone. Okay, I get it. Luster pendulum pops this card. I understand. Actually, it pops itself. Boy, that's irritating. Lancer is such a funny Garnet. The 24 karat gold Mocka Bambuku. Majesty Pegleus. So, we're going to go get Umei and send that Lancer. This is a classic Ben zucchini setup. Beyond the brulum, [ __ ] graph sorcerer one, five. We can summon what? Up to four, right? One, two, three. We can summon some [ __ ] from hand. Just the three. Sure. The infrequently used effective Astrograph sorcerer to summon a stargazer from deck. Bet you didn't know this [ __ ] could do that, huh? He can. H man dragon man dragon these nuts. Uh we don't have our normal. So I'm interested to know how this is going to happen. Grab back the man dragon. I thought we were going to grab the [ __ ] graph. Draw a card. That's going to be the cilacanth. We can Oh, I thought we were going to make suya. Iceold. Oh my god. We are in for the duration. Everybody get comfortable. We're going to go off. Oh well. Well, I like Stratos. Oh, for Solid Soldier. That's an odd one. We're out of normals, right? All right. Here's the Skull Dread. Well, never out of normals when you're playing this deck. Yep. As expected. Primadana is such an interesting card. It does not see nearly enough play relative to how powerful it is. Every time I read it, I'm like, "Wow, that's uh strong." The token is now a plant. Verte anaconda is now a plant. Oh, okay. Yasmin. Same concept as my chef deck. Serpentine Princess. Oh, wow. A really weird you. Okay. [Music] Why are we adding back rare gold armor? Please don't make me kill the rabbit a second time. The ghost fusion searcher unicorn. This will trigger the princess. That's an ass trap. Beao baboon. H Aelia. Do we have three or less spells? Oh, she's popping herself. Normal a guy. That's how we get our extra solid soldier trigger. Summon a dusted gold dragging ass. Oh, you don't see this six. I was like, right, right. We're in an unlimited room and it'll be Beatatric. Carrot weight send man dragon. Where are we going here? Rare gold armor. What the [ __ ] What's the last card? We're out of [ __ ] in the extra deck, too. Number 24. No shot. Did my opponent just make the one and only 24 karat gold solid gold bow boo. [Music] [Laughter] So stupid. What the [ __ ] That's so stupid. 24 karat gold. Solid gold bow boo. What can I say? But oh man. All right. Get me out of here. Mimigul maker. Dude, why do makers keep putting unnecessary combo scenes in my dual tanning? Slime dragon. Oh, you know what you're getting. Not the one you want. Usually you don't do this unless it's what you want. They got dragon. They're just going to special out Arch Fiend. Oh, dungeon. What? Oh, okay. Wait, hold up. That's kind of cute. I get it, right? The Mimig ghouls turn on the ninja stuff because there's so many face downs. But guess what? It also turns on my insect negator. Yay. Hey, you didn't think I'd have this [ __ ] huh? Bada bing. Oh my god, I can also do this. Wait, I'm goated with the sauce. I mean, this is still pretty bad for me. Oh [ __ ] Oh, I can't pop master. [ __ ] This card is good. They're giving me the arch fiend. Okay, set. That's got to be Mitsu. Yep. Misa in here. Dog, this deck is kind of gnarly. I'm not going to lie. Set one. So, I can't perform a normal summon. That's an unbelievable draw. That's really unthinkable. Why can't I special this card? If you control no face up monsters or the only face up monsters you control are insect monsters. [ __ ] How do I get this guy off field? Do I have a generic I can make with it? No, I don't. I can perform a fusion. my fusion. Oh, I can use Mantis Monk to get rid of it. I will do that. Arch Fiend here. [Music] This is the gnarly one. [Music] Uh, I don't need the hunting dance. Uh, this too. Oh, I should have done this in the opposite order. Oh, there's no order that works. I'm always left with a guy. Oh, okay. I guess he goes to graveyard. Okay. Um, rapier, the onslaught. There's wind. There's rapier. Uh, wind effect. This is kind of rough because pin is my good target for wind. This is a decent throne. Uh, I will. It's a then, so I can go scale bomber here pop itself to beat the throne. This loses to called by. So maybe it was right to pop the uh the supply soldier. I just believe the supply soldier has value later in the turn. Pop wind. Okay. Uh, I guess we grab Arbolast cuz we haven't normal. Yeah. God, this is kind of cool, too. The geo sets everything face down which turns the mimig ghouls back on. Damn. Wait, this is kind of sexy. Which two was it? I wasn't paying attention. Yeah, those are the right two beo special twin bow. Okay, I think I still have a line. Uh, I don't because I didn't summon this first. Oh god. Okay. Why' they do that? To trigger Gio. Wow. That is Wow. That's That is sexy. I am not going to lie. I am kind of blown away by this. This is nice as hell. Not uh not bear. Damn, you got me. This This deck was [ __ ] awesome. That is really cool. I got to show peeps that was cool as hell. Scary octopus, you're up. This combo is a bit heavy. I might slow play to make sure I don't screw up. I literally have a 10x6 piece of paper full of the combo. You've got to be [ __ ] with me. All right. What do you need? Please hand me Monster Reborn. What the [ __ ] could you possibly need Monster Reborn for, dog? Man, sometimes you see a list and you just know you are in it for the duration. Holy [ __ ] Not used to seeing ultra polymerization, but it's not too outside the realm of possibility. Uh, Ambulo Melodies. I'm always surprised at what Ambulo Melodies is allowed to do. Like, this is one of those cards that you read and you're just like, "Holy, this card's almost single-handedly responsible for peing my interest in Common Charity." Like, I have no desire to play that format because I find a lot of the stuff that happens in it particularly frustrating. But for Amulo Melodies, I'm like, damn. But this guy's in there like a card that should not be common for sure. It's so crazy you're just allowed to do this. This was wild. By the way, this is what I was trying to do in Master Chef and I just forgot how this combo worked. Like, right, Triantis. Uh, man, we are going through the plant the plant lineup here. My name is Catty Corn and I will destroy the world. Yeah, my name is Catty Corn and I will destroy the world. On your mark, get ready, get set, go. Because I am Caddyy Corn. Okay, we have made it through super ancient deep sea king here. Scrap shark. It's a fish. Don't. It's a fish. Zealantis. It's a fish. Scrap wyvern. Target shark. Who we popping? Shark. What? Scrap wyvern. Gollum. Always liked how the scrap cards look. I think he looks like [ __ ] Are you crazy? I think he looks awful. Scrap recycler. Recycler. Whoa. Huh? No, that's not what you're supposed to be sending, huh? Summon reactor SK. Are we firing at the sky here today? Okay, I'm locked in. I'm locked in. Frequently for the first part of a combo setup. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dori, here we SK. All right, we're getting a token here. IB is going to grab What do we think? Grabbing a mortal dragon. IB allows you to summon World Chalice from deck. I'm very interested to see where this goes. I mean, even with a modern bevy of combo options, it is damn hard to get uh Skyfire onto the field. Dragon Zombie, a dragon revived by sorcery, its breath is highly corrosive. Okay, we saw him in the deck, but I don't recall seeing other normal monsters. There it is. Dark fly pop. So, this card allows you to target a reactor or a Skyfire in your graveyard. special summon that target, ignoring its summoning conditions. Here, ignoring its summoning conditions is a suffix that means nothing because Nomi monsters still have to be summoned properly. So, you can't cheat out a Skyfire. It has to have been summoned then died. I wonder how many viewers were around for the Turbo Tuesday era. Oh god. You know, I I get a lot of people at YCSS who come up and they're like, "I've been a fan since forever." That's right, 2021. And I'm like, that is still pretty impressive. I'm not going to lie. But I I got someone uh at this most recent YCS who said, "I've been around since you were under a thousand." And I was like, "That's [ __ ] unbelievable." Send a machine. But we get the other. Oh, so this is a soft once, isn't it? It might as well be, right? [ __ ] Could you imagine? Do you still have the Turbo Tuesday hat? I do. No. We were 11 minutes in. Okay. And we're back. Ancient fairy dragon. Okay, well we now have spell reactor RE and trap reactor E in the yard, but outside of a soul charge, I'm a little unsure as to how we get them on field. Plamino, the drop and deleter. What? All right. Uh, Re is back courtesy of Dark Flat top. We're going to pop Magalancia for Clear World. Oh no, I know where this is going. Spore a second dark flat top. Visas Amriara. What are we grabbing? Realm Elegy. What the hell is that? Add a Veta from your deck to your hand. Okay. I don't think I've ever seen this card in my life. Sure. Take a Va Caliculum. [Music] Oh, no. Veta Kalanta. Destroy a monster you control. Synchro monsters gain 800. Okay. Down goes dark flat top. Veta effect. Grab clear new world. Okay. Um Oh, this is cute. We're changing Veta to a four. Spore. Do we even have a plant in yard? We have a lone fire. Spore is now a four. Four plus four is another dark flat top. No. Uh dark tuners only. No, it's it's no problem. I just uh I didn't think it was at Emancipator. What Barack are we getting? Lord of the Heavenly. Right. Right. Right. We saw the clear world already. So, we go clear into whatever we want. It's so stupid this works. No. No. That That's so painful. Oh, man. Okay, they're going to they're going to freestyle. Summon back Dark Flattop. Oh, wow. That was our first retaliating sea. It's fine. Oh, okay. Everyone leaves. We're making amphibious swarm ship amlow whale. Just need a way to get that dark flat top back or trap reactor ei. This card is so good. Once per turn, you can send a card from your hand to the graveyard to destroy a card your opponent controls. That's why he needs a 15-minute combo. And then he pops a normal or special once. Clear New World. Send flattop for Lonefire Monster Reborn. MBT, do you remember when me and you used to play on the dark flat top during recess and you'd be all, I'm the white curvy bottom? Crazy times, huh? Someone's got to kill that person. All right, [Music] I'll kill you. I see what you were trying to do. We were trying to loop some skyfires. use dark flat top to get one out ethically. I understand. But unfortunately, as a fellow Dennisin of Skyfiery, I also understand um just how bad this [ __ ] card is. Send them to BJ. All right, last up is Doc Seckle. What are we [ __ ] with, Doc? Okay, Galaxy Worm. Oh, this again. We got to start banning this guy. I didn't realize how much Argo Stars was going to add to dual taining. Did that woman all Was that woman always behind her? I swear that woman was not always behind her. Am I getting Mandela affected? Oh, material actors die. Moon of the closed heaven. This slop. What would Dual Taming be without Fiendith? I guess we'll have to find out. So far, this could be literally everything and anything. Ding-dong again. Wait a minute. Hold up. Didn't we already do this one? No. Okay, we're not we're not adding the the rabbi. Grab a field spell for a magalancia. I think we've been here before. We're grabbing Celacanth. Oh, that's not silac. Wow, this is a lot like most of the other ones we've had, except it keeps deviating at one critical part. Like Lacrima isn't Duke of Demise. Uh Hydrojet Shark isn't Celacanth. Uh Danglong into Pallo isn't unleashed. Primadana again. Banish a card and Danglong. Dang Long for the pendulum monster search. No, we're getting Paulo again. What is What is with Paulo? Big day for Paulo. Special summon a water from the deck. We are grabbing MBT again. This is the same combo. This is They made me kill Rabby. I remember this. What the hell? Did Wool let the same person in twice? Hydrojet Shark. Okay. Send a fish monster or an Exeiz spell trap to the grave. Oh, okay. Poseidon Splash is kind of an extender. Aqua Angel. Go for eight here. Moola Adhara can't be targeted with monster effect at Clear World again. Gallon Granite. Okay, I I'm familiar with this part of the I mean, we've seen this a trillion times by now. We're going Poseidon Splash. Detach from Gallant Granite to special who? From your graveyard to either field. Either field. Oh no. This is how they get the card on my side of the field. No, they have to make a dark first, right? Now there's transverser. Oh jeez. Giving me MBT this time. Tracked. We already did the Fiendith part of the line. M Judge is a light fiend. What? Clear world lord for hammershot. Why are we setting hammershot dog for moon for gigantic? Okay, he's too big. Gigantic effect. There's Rabby. These two gone for SP little knight target herself. No. Here again. No. No. Joseph MBT Rothschild. Following your heinous actions in Duel One, this court finds you guilty of assault with a deadly tank and attempted murder. You are hereby sentenced to pay three more billion dollar in damages to the injured Melie Rabby. No. No. They set me up. They set me up from game one. I didn't have any choice. It's the gavl. That was stupid. I had no choice. And I do it again. First up is Gosid. Co-submission with Doc Seckle. Rabby's up on that stump again. looking at looking all around the Oh my god, is that a tank? MBT hit the brakes before it's too late. Ben Zucchini says MBT kept going on about the 24 karat gold solid gold Baboo or something like that. Uh, I ended up getting it, but I don't see the appeal. Maybe I got the wrong one. Hopefully I didn't get scammed. Stupid. Calibri says, "Wait, ninjas have dungeons? The first goal of Mim Ninja is to give a Mimig ghoul more layers of interaction through Geio's pop and flip to work with dungeon. The second is to make it easier for ninjas to get started with Mimigul summoning themselves face down for dancing leaves. This was tight as [ __ ] This was a dope ass deck. I was really interested. Uh, Scary Octopus says, "It's time for a triple threat. Skyfire X3 Turbo with the wonderful help of Benucini. The deck aims to summon one of the most annoying bosses to summon in the game three times. Starter is a classic predant penned line. The hard garnets are doubled for consistency. Do not feel bad that you were not able to summon Skyfire three times. I should know this is a difficult ass card to summon. And finally, Doc Seckle says, "Koss mission with Gossmet. After getting run over by the evil MBT, Rabbi decides to take him to court. He's found guilty and sentenced to pay three more billion dollars of damages. If he didn't run over Rabby, the Melies will give him the title of honorable Melie." Uh, but I did. Uh, unfortunately, I did. But if you think you could do better, show up on twitter.com/buyo. post your list and we'll see if you have what it takes to do me. Bye-bye.