My Hero Academia Abridged Shorts

[crying] >> Get out of my head! >> OCHACO! [screaming] >> DEKU? DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'm a demon. >> Look, Ochaco, I can't keep flying out here every time you have a mental breakdown. I only have a few embers left, you know. >> This isn't a normal breakdown, Deku. I think there's something really wrong with me. >> Huh? What are you talking about, Ochaco? >> Your mother sucks >> GO TO HELL! >> NO! DEKU'S mom is a nice woman. >> SHE'S A [ __ ] >> NO! >> UH, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? >> Ever since Toga injected me with her blood, it's like she's become a part of me. >> So, she's like inside you? >> You jealous, Deku? >> I'm deeper inside this Christian [ __ ] than the HOLY SPIRIT. >> NO! >> [screaming] >> BEGONE, DEMON! >> UH, maybe we should call a priest or something. >> Shut the [ __ ] up, you little twink [laughter] [ __ ] >> Oh. >> I'm sorry, Deku. It's not me. You don't know what it's like having someone living inside your head. >> Uh. >> HEY, DON'T STOP NOW, DEKU. THIS IS GETTING PRETTY HOT. >> If they all hook up, would it technically be a threesome? >> I mean, if you include us, it would technically be an orgy. >> Uh, I won't join, but I'll watch from my chair. >> Wait, aren't these all still kids? >> I'll join if Yuuichi's there. >> Hands off, SACK FACE. >> [screaming] >> NO ONE IS JOINING ANYTHING. Because this little twinkie is all mine. >> Jesus, and I thought I was the villain. >> Yeah, you have no idea, Ochaco.