Lola's Room Reacts to AVGN in order

hello my name is Ola and I'm gonna reacting to Darkwing Duck on the turbo gram FX 16 by Angry Bill gamer this was recommended to me by Skyler Blackwell and Valkyrie m33 gaming thank you for the recommendation um yeah um Darkwing Duck uh yeah I've never seen the TV show I the theme song for it I think I've heard before um uh and of course I've never seen any of the games never played them I don't know what they look like uh but and what the hell is a turbo gram FX 16 I I have no idea but but anyway uh yeah let's check this out and if you want to like comments grab my channel you can if you don't want to that's fine too here we go [Music] thank you he's gonna take you back to the path Buffalo take your diarrhea dump in his ear he'd rather eat the rotten [ __ ] skunk and down it with me he's the Andreas gamer you've ever heard easy [Music] a Atari degener beat the Angry Video Game Nerd nice ah I've done that one uh let's see shitty shitty oh I've done that one too shitty games this one looks pretty shitty Moon Ranger yeah it's shitty just flying around shooting frogs and Bubbles in space that's not enough material to work with I'm moving on here's one yay this sucks kid Nikki's jumping around like he's on the moon it's acids ass nah nah ah oh now this looks hilarious dudes with attitude my mind is a blank there's gotta be something oh deathbots how could you go wrong or right or rightfully wrong shooting robots okay I got it Mad Max it was made by mindscape proving that not every NES movie based game was made by ljn see Elgin was like a cat an NES library was its litter box when the litter box gets too shitty the cat [ __ ] somewhere else now I'm on track well you drive around you run around shooting people you drive shoot drive shoot buy stuff drive and shoot I wish it were ljn because they would have given me more to talk about call me an Explorer I've been searching for the perfect shitty game and I've seen just about everything at this point but you know what I'm gonna do something that I've never done yet and that is to review a game on oh that the turbo Graphics 16. wow holy [ __ ] the turbo Graphics 16 was developed by Hudson soft and NEC its original name in Japan was the PC engine which sounds like a computer on a train no wonder they changed it the games came on cards which was unique it was technically the first 16-bit console made to compete with the NES but it was soon trampled by two Titans the Sega Genesis and the Super Nintendo yeah you were either asking your parents for the Genesis or the SNES the TurboGrafx 16 was the one nobody gave a [ __ ] about it didn't have as many third-party game developers working for it but the benefit of that was that it meant less shitty games the turbo Graphics library is less contaminated than the rest that's why it's taken me so long to get to it there's no major stinkers that stick out but I might have found one dark wind duck based on the TV show I remember the show but I'm not overly familiar with it which is a fair spot to be in I have no high expectations or low expectations by now I've played some of the most horrible games that are humanly possible to make Plumbers Don't Wear Ties big rigs Hong Kong 97 I think I've set the bar too high or too low depending which way you look at it so now let's get into some more sensible territory let's get serious or should I say Let's Get Dangerous [Music] ah [Music] [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ] you piece of dog [ __ ] just stay on the floor dude [Music] it begins with a stage selection screen you move a magnifying glass over a photograph of the villains by selecting a villain you load their stage that's pretty unique I have to say as you can see it's a standard action side scroller nothing much to explain the graphics are satisfactory for this era I guess I'm not supposed to be able to reach that D come on come on I figured I could get a running start but that doesn't work great the game just began and they tease you with an item that you can't get there's got to be a way oh I see you bounce on the skateboarding Penguins heads [Music] how could I be so casual when I say skateboarding penguins [Music] but wait why didn't it work [Music] and you're dead good space what was it a fluke the first time oh maybe I bounce on this thing nope [Music] it's not like I have to get the D I don't even know what it does but it pisses me off I feel like an ass I can't let that go I feel like I've been fooled it's like a test from the game programmers a challenge like you put that D there and I'm gonna figure out how you intend I get to it I believe this is possible all I gotta do is bounce on one of these penguins why would it be so difficult you know why the Penguins don't come when you're anywhere near the D no you gotta walk way out there before they start coming and at that point they're so fast you lose them [Music] ah I'll stun him with my gun then bounce off them I just gotta get one of them over to the D [ __ ] [ __ ] I give up there's a whole game ahead of me [ __ ] the D the D can suck my dick I have to mention the controls are very delayed you'd never know just by looking at it no you'd have to play it for yourself or how about listen to me hit the button you hear that that's how delayed it is okay here's tuscanini immune to gunfire apparently I suppose I have to jump on him or over him and that's so convenient when you're going uphill oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh I have an idea uh nope nope gotta admit it was a pretty smart idea I accept that I have to take a hit can I just get past him [Music] oh no I've been playing on normal mode I'm changing it to easy huh easy and normal should be called hard and [ __ ] [ __ ] is this guy gonna die or what finding ammo isn't that common and I just wasted it all on one guy what a shitload of [ __ ] Here's the final showdown with tuscanini okay so the idea is to jump on him I did it once why can't I do it again oh sorry I [ __ ] myself ew how did the bags hit me I was standing perfectly in between them they hit detection in this game seems to be spontaneous I can usually adapt to crap but this game is a rare breed where I legitimately can't figure out what I'm doing wrong it's a type of game designed to make it appear that you're playing real poorly to make you question is it really you but it's the delayed controls and strange hit detection thank you [Music] enjoy it you killing them [Music] now all of a sudden it worked nothing has any Rhyme or Reason things go on diagonal slant so you can't tell what part you're allowed to jump on hazardous objects still harm you even when you clearly jump over them as if there's some kind of invisible electric barrier around them don't you think there'd be a reason why the window is broken doesn't it look like I can hop down there how about hanging on the power lines Darkwing is actually reaching up as if he could grab on but it never happens it messes with your mind it's a psychological sucker front a facade it's the equivalent of an open door that you can't go in and other brain teaser they throw at you is this puzzle as you progress in the game you get more pieces of the puzzle to work with the annoying part is that they put two characters behind the puzzle so sometimes I can't tell if I'm looking at the puzzle or at a piece of the background [Music] just have a flat color jeez is it [ __ ] rocket science oh look at all those goodies up there jump on the bat jump on the bat I give up oh what a kick in the ass what kind of game is this where he could sometimes jump on things and other times can't so much [ __ ] coming at me so much [ __ ] where'd you go what what the [ __ ] just happened it's like you make one wrong step you go the dungeon [ __ ] what is this thing anyway a pizza that turns into a capybara you can't duck and shoot great well at least you can duck you are a duck I don't know what kind of [ __ ] up Duck can't [ __ ] duck up there get up there get the [ __ ] out there with these kind of controls you should not be required to do Platform jumping and just about now [ __ ] let's try again wait for it nope not now all right next time and here comes what the the hell is that what what if you stand still for too long a safe drops on you like the game is saying [ __ ] you might as well just be a giant middle finger and it should be the only part of the game in 3D put on your 3D glasses get ready set [ __ ] you kids this could have been a decent game Darkwing Duck is not one of those Concepts that's doomed from the start the show had elements of action crime solving and humor it's been done well before there's an NES version which was basically like Mega Man but with a duck it was made by Capcom who of course made the Mega Man games and DuckTales those all turned out great so what happened here the control isn't just bad it's uniquely bad in an Indescribable way every game with bad control has its own feel its own identity making bad games is an art form it's a delicate recipe some are worse than others it might be a massive truckload of elephant [ __ ] or a pellet of bird poop to explain exactly how bad it is I've invented the [ __ ] scale it begins with games that are debatably bad somewhat good games with serious flaws not part of the turd crust but well within smell range then you get to the high level of [ __ ] contamination games that are possible to play but nobody in their right mind would then you get into the very high category which encompasses the majority of ljn games this is where you could still survive but you'd come out traumatized for Life Next is the severe Zone this is for masochists only these are games that could kill a person stay away don't even think about it then we have Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde enough said finally at the extreme end of the scale major code red we have games that don't even qualify as games at all they shouldn't even be on the scale but they are and that's so you know to beware never play them never talk about them so where does Darkwing Duck fall on the scale I'd say somewhere around here of course that means there are games that are worse but from what I've seen so far Darkwing Duck is the worst game on the turbo Graphics 16. being the worst at something is quite an achievement I'm the [ __ ] nerd I'll see you next time foreign [Music] yeah it's like man they really had a chance to just make it a good game man like what happened what the hell happened like and I guess the whole dropping of the Anvil on you is a reference to uh you know the old cartoons where uh you know freaking you know am Anvil that has the word acne written on it it you know Falls you know uh you know like in the uh Roadrunner versus Coyotes cartoons you know uh [Music] it's like man yeah they really missed our chance to make a good game like what why it's like why did they make it hard to jump and you know the freaking hit detection thing like um anyway uh yeah that was really cool that was funny uh that's it that's my reaction to Darkwing Duck turbo graphic 16 by Angry video gamer everyone take care of yourselves in China and I'll see you in the next one bye