Warhammer short stories

Currently Playing: DA ORKS GOT DRIP | a Warhammer 40k story

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE, THERE IS ONLY DRIP. Weapons of war have become obsolete as the forces of the Imperium seek instead to defeat their enemies with the power of fashion. With fancy paintjobs on their armor and dramatic poses instead of battle formations, we find the Ultramarines and Space Wolves at loggerheads, in deadlock over who among them has the superior sense of style. Not to be outdone, the Drukhari in their sleek ebony carapaces enter the fray. So to do the Orks, although the others are less receptive to their arrival. Embarrassed, the Orks flee; like Adam and Eve in the garden they have become conscious of their lack of drip, and so they endeavour to acquire some, any way they can. Can the Orks acquire their long-coveted drip and earn the respect of the other peoples of the galaxy? Tune in to find out, on this very special episode of Hammer & Bolter. I mean, it's not Hammer & Bolter but the animation is pretty on par lmao am I right fellas. Fuel the Dreadanon: https://ko-fi.com/dreadanon